we are bad boys

In the private room of the Sichuan restaurant.

After drinking for three rounds, the food was barely touched, and two boxes of beer were wiped out. The three of us drank at least seven or eight.Tianyang's gaze, which was a little dazed, was completely straightened at this time, and he didn't feel the slap of his mouth anymore.

"Kang, you died once, and I just want to ask you, what does it feel like to die?" I leaned on the chair, with a cigarette in my mouth, my legs on the table, and I asked in a wooden voice.

"I don't feel like jb... Before Wu Di crashed my shot, I always thought that when people die, they will be out of breath. Think about how it feels to hold your breath? It must be quite uncomfortable. But in fact The bullet hit my head, and I felt a chill in my head, and then I didn't know anything...You really remind me, I really can't remember...!" Dakang lowered his head, very serious Thinking back.

"Uh...he will be short of breath, and his chest will definitely hurt!! When I was in my hometown, I hunted pheasants and roe deer for the countryside. When I cut its neck, it might be the happiest thing in his life. Time!" Tian Yang shook his head, reacting that it was more than a slow pace, Dakang finished speaking, and he interrupted abruptly.

"That jb is nothing to be afraid of, if you give me a shot one day, I won't know anything, that's great!" I bared my teeth and said something to Dakang.

"...Hehe, what's going on with Liu Di after you're dead? Aren't you two being sticky lately?" Dakang asked me rather meanly.

"...I just don't know what to do, so I want to die!" I said slowly.

"You are such a jb coward!"

"Hehe, come on, let's drink to the coward!" I gritted my teeth, removed the cigarette butt from my mouth, and blew the beer on the bottle.

"...Yes, cheers to the coward, I'm a fucking coward too, I don't dare to die...!" Dakang's face was dark and purple, and he also gritted his teeth and raised the beer bottle.

Birth, growth, middle age in a blink of an eye, with the ruthless engraving of the years, we have all found a cowardly side in life, and then infinitely magnified...

How could I, who was still young at that time, brazenly torture me like I am now, what is love and guilt? ?

Maybe at that time, if I met Liu Di, who was confused and obsessed with me, my first action would be to quickly poke some money somewhere, don't say anything, go to the big bed in the hotel, and get down to business. It's important to do it! !

Compared to that time, I am now Caesar's number one coward!

If Dakang also came back, in the middle of the summer six or seven years ago, he ran into a little nurse on a certain street corner, fell in love with him, but was blocked by the other's parents, the first thing he might do was to go to the little nurse's house, and hold on tight. Clutching Doudou's hand, he said, "You are Doudou's father?? You have a tough body? I'll come over to say hello, I'm in love with your girl! We'll get married tomorrow! What are you doing!"

And after six or seven years, in Dakang now, he dare not even answer the phone call from the little nurse's father.So that time when Dakang was on the verge of death, the survival rate might not have reached 100%. I guess for a moment, he might also want to take this opportunity to bury all the good things in yesterday...

We who are young are longing for maturity, but we who are mature have come to the entrance of the toilet of fate. We pushed the door open with joy and saw that the pit was already full. We stood at the door, feeling embarrassed.

They are already cowards, and they are still reserved, and they don’t know anyone who simply drinks, temporarily forget about the toilet, and pass today in a daze.

The three of us opened another box and drank a lot more. I drank the most and lay on the table with my head stuck in the plate, unconscious.

I have always wondered what kind of work Tianyang would do. After drinking two bottles of beer, he was a little confused. After drinking more than five bottles, his eyes began to straighten. After drinking more than eight bottles, he was still straight.Talk too much, he just reacts slowly, if you want to say not much, sometimes he will cry and make noise, you don't know how much he drinks.

And my best partner, Dakang, is definitely a survival skill developed in the social market.Ever since I went to the casino with me when we were in the Dragon Palace of the East China Sea, we have been socializing almost every day, and our drinking capacity has become more and more abnormal. In summer, the normal half-meter-high draft beer keg, I have seen him fill a keg at most!Except for a bit of tongue scooping and a little swaying in the aisle, it is definitely not up to the point of not admitting that people are drunk, and they are seventy percent drunk, so they are nicknamed, beer filter, Caesar urea primary productivity.

"Dangdang!"

Dakang dragged open the door of the private room in a daze, touched his face indiscriminately, turned his head to Tianyang, and said with his tongue, "Hold your Brother Fei, I'll go pee!"

"Oh!" Five seconds later, Tianyang's dazed eyes regained a gleam of expression, and he nodded numbly.

"Fuck, you drank too much!" Dakang cursed contemptuously.

"......Oh!"

"Stupid!"

"Oh!"

"You jb, I let you help him!"

"Oh!"

"Fuck!" Dakang cursed, and walked out of the private room with snaking footsteps.With a bang, his head was pressed against the wall, his body was a little weak, he took out his mobile phone, and while pressing the number, he muttered, "I can't fix you anymore, find someone who can fix you!"

"Dudu...!" Dakang dialed the phone after speaking, and soon Liu Di's voice came out: "Dakang??"

"...Sister-in-law... oh, no, no, brother and sister, what are you doing?" Dakang asked incoherently.

"...Dinning with your daughter-in-law! Are you looking for her?" Liu Di felt a headache when she heard this, and she was more annoyed by people who drank.

"I'm not looking for her, I'm bothering her, what are you doing?"

"...Did you drink too much? Didn't I say that I had dinner with her?" Liu Di broke down a bit.

"Your old man drank too much, why don't you come over and give him a break?" Dakang asked, baring his teeth.

"It doesn't matter, wherever you fall in love!" Liu Di said in a crisp voice.

"...He cut his wrists for you! Why don't you feel bad?"

"Hmm! Tell him he's going to die, so die quicker!" Liu Di said casually.

"...The three of us drank a case and a half of beer. Calculate the amount. If you have to drive later, can you hurry up and go to Qiuming Mountain!" Dakang said with a belch.

"...Where are you guys?" Liu Di gritted his teeth and asked helplessly.

"Minsheng Road is spicy! You have to hurry up, Tuohai has called me three times, saying that I'm here, so let's drive up and down together!" Dakang urged.

"...Okay, just wait!" Liu Di gritted his teeth and hung up the phone, put down the pizza in his hand, turned to the little nurse and asked, "Your husband is drunk, let us pick him up." !"

"It's okay, he's like this every day, don't worry about him, he can find a home by himself!" said the little nurse, rolling her eyes.

"......That's not good?"

"You can't get used to Meng Fei like this, the man doesn't know what to do, you have to leave him alone!" The little nurse seemed to understand.

"...Is it the last time today?" Liu Di begged pitifully.

"Sister, can you be a little bit reserved?"

"...Take him home, this is not considered debauchery! Let's go!" Liu Di hurriedly grabbed the little nurse, took the bag, and rushed out.

"Hey, slow down, they care more about your life than you. If you don't go, they won't bring a driver!" The little nurse stepped on her high heels and followed Liu Di's speechless words.

......

Spicy taste.

Dakang walked around three times before he found the direction of the toilet, and he was about to go there.

"...Xiao Li, don't jb this shit next time!"

"Shh!"

Hearing a familiar voice, Dakang suddenly turned his head.