we are bad boys

Zhang Weidong dodged sideways, dodging the foreman's kick, and suddenly the bell of "Invisible Wings" rang in his trouser pocket, paused, and said with a playful smile: "Boss, don't make trouble, I'll answer the phone, today's work , I will definitely finish it for you in a while!"

"If you don't want to finish the job today, get out of here immediately. I have all the workers here, and I can't afford to support an uncle like you!" The foreman looked at Zhang Weidong, gave him a little face, pointed to his nose and said, pulling away By the way, he grabbed some paper from his hand, glanced at the hole, and asked in a much softer tone: "Is it really as good as you said? Is it really ventilated??!"

"Brother, if you don't believe me, you squat, one word, it's cool!!"

"Go out and watch the wind!" The foreman waved his hand and squatted on the pit.

And Zhang Weidong quickly walked out of the toilet, leaned against the wall, connected to an unfamiliar number, and asked, "Hello, who is it?"

"Is it Mr. Zhang Weidong?"

"Yes, where is your place?"

"Hello, I am Shenyang CITIC Law Firm, and my name is Zhou Jun!" The middle-aged man on the other end of the phone introduced himself.

"A law firm?? Why do you want me?" Zhang Weidong asked suspiciously.

"There is a property, and I need to discuss inheritance with you!"

"Dude, it's a lie, right? Wait!" Zhang Weidong paused, blinked his ignorant eyes, and quickly glanced at the phone. The time on it showed 47 seconds, and then Zhang Weidong continued: "I can still call you 12 Seconds, listen up, Nimal Gobi, x*&^^$%#$%#!!"

"...Hello, Mr. Zhang, Mr. Zhang?!" Zhou Jun heard that the other party seemed to be scolding himself, but he uttered the words in a very fluent manner, and the scolding was quite sloppy. Well, the girls who were cursing in the chat room were not inferior at all. Zhou Jun tried to say a few words loudly, but he didn't catch up at all. After 12 seconds, a busy tone appeared on the phone, and Zhang Weidong hung up directly.

"Fuck, is it Tiger B? Did anyone get a regular number, 888888, for a fraud fee?" Sitting in the office, Zhou Jun cursed in despair, adjusted his glasses, then paused, took out his phone and handed it to Zhang Weidong number, and sent a personal name by text message.

"You really don't know how many pitfalls there are in your brother Zhang's brain, and you still want to lie to me about the phone bill, fuck!" Zhang Weidong took the phone, shook his head and cursed, and then said lonely: "Birth is not at the right time! I am not as rich as Gates, the biggest reason is that when I was a child, my mother and I wanted to convert the pigsty into a garage, but she didn't do it, she was short-sighted!"

After muttering, Zhang Weidong was about to leave with small square steps, but at this moment the phone rang again, he took out his phone anxiously, opened the text message, and was stunned for a few seconds, then the expression on his face changed a lot , pressed the callback button as quickly as possible, and asked straight to the point: "Do you know my uncle?"

"Yes, I was entrusted by your uncle to help manage an inheritance. There have been some changes in your uncle in the past few days. I need to arrange property docking with you according to the will. Also, has your mother passed away!?" Zhou Jun pondered After a while, he asked.

Zhang Weidong was taken aback, then continued to speak quickly: "Yes, my mother passed away! Inheritance?? My uncle is a big bastard. What inheritance does he have?? Also, what happened to him?"

"I can't explain this in two sentences. If it's convenient for you, it's best to come to Shenyang. Let's talk about this in person!"

"How much is the inheritance?? If it costs 1000 or 100, I won't go. It's still more than [-]!" Zhang Weidong replied instinctively.

"...!" Zhou Jun was choked for at least 3 minutes, and said with a broken expression: "The inheritance is worth a lot, at least the funds can exceed [-] million, and the exact amount has to be calculated!"

"Buzz!"

There was a roar in Zhang Weidong's head, definitely stronger than drinking two boxes of fake wine, and the phenomenon of fragmentation appeared almost instantly, and a burning pain came from the corner of his mouth. Accidentally arrived.....

"Many... many many many... little?"

"At least over [-] million!"

"You didn't fool me??"

"You can see the original will when you come to Shenyang, with the justice of the notary office!"

"Then do I have any legacy competitors?" Zhang Weidong asked abruptly after being silent for a long time.

After hearing this sentence, Zhou Jun was stunned for a moment, a little unable to react, why did this tiger b boy still consider this issue, thought for a while, and replied with a light smile: "You inherit alone!! "

"Okay, I'll go to Shenyang tomorrow, oh no, today, oh no, right now, you transfer the cash immediately, the location must be hidden!! Okay, that's it!" Jumping up more than one meter high, he waved his arms vigorously, and shouted: "You still have a b garage in your mother's garage to poke Microsoft!! A uncle who is a mess is king!! What is this called?? This is God Even those who are lowered to a higher position must first squat in the toilet on the construction site for three years!! It’s his mother’s blessing to suffer so much!”

"Beng Chacha! Beng Chacha!!" Zhang Weidong took the phone and turned around in excitement for an unknown number of times. He turned around and was about to walk towards the work shed, but just two steps away, his body stopped suddenly and he turned around neatly. , plunged into the toilet.

"Boss, boss, are you still doing it?" Zhang Weidong poked his neck, walked into the toilet, and asked yelling.

"There was indeed a problem with the pork last night. Once I opened the gate, I couldn't stop it!" The foreman blushed, squatting in the pit, looked up at Zhang Weidong, and replied lightly.

"The butt is quite round!" Zhang Weidong pointed his cigarette sideways, looked at the foreman, and replied lightly.

"Fuck you bastard, go to work, don't talk about it here!" The foreman blinked and cursed irritably.

"I'm talking about it, what are you doing!" Zhang Weidong said while standing on tiptoe, baring his teeth.

"Go away, don't be frightened!"

"Hehe, boss, come here, stretch your face over, I'll tell you a secret!!" Zhang Weidong lowered his head mysteriously and hooked his fingers.

"What's the matter?" The foreman looked forward suspiciously.

"My fucking foot is No. 42!!" Zhang Weidong yelled angrily, raised his big foot, and kicked his foot roughly on the foreman's face. Opening the style, he rushed to the foreman's head and slapped it down hard.

"Weidong, don't make trouble, there's shit on it!!"

"Your mother, how much am I willing to read a book, how much am I willing to squat in the toilet!!! Are you convinced!"

"F*** bastard, don't let me go out!!" The foreman couldn't pull up his pants, was fucked to the corner, covered his head, and cursed loudly.

"Still scolding!! Call Dance Spoon Xingjun!"

"I call you Grandma B!"

"Sure enough, he is a tough guy, resist!!" Zhang Weidong pouted, paused for a moment, and suddenly had an idea, very disgustingly poked the tip of the spoon down another hole, stirred it vigorously, and scooped up half a spoonful of stinky food. Smelly feces.

The foreman blinked, looked at the yellow-black feces that were still dripping, swallowed, and said with a blink of an eye, "Dancing Spoon Xingjun!! Let's stop making trouble!"

"Crash!!"

When the spoon was turned over, the contents poured down, Zhang Weidong threw away the handle, looked at the foreman and said: "Life has ups and downs, yesterday, today and tomorrow, you can talk about the past, talk about the present, but don't talk about anyone's future, I don't want to talk about it." You must be a cement worker all your life, and you don't necessarily have to be a foreman all your life, bullying me? Will it make you feel better when I get better?? Don't get tired of tossing, keep shitting, Sao Nian!"

After finishing speaking, Zhang Weidong walked out of the toilet with his hands behind his back, and then ran away without taking anything.