we are bad boys

On the other side, at home.

Last night, Gao Dong and I drank too much because of the photon business. When we got home, it was already past three o'clock in the middle of the night. Suddenly, the phone rang again. After calling at least six times, I gritted my teeth and answered the phone, and said, "Who is the big brother who fucked the camel!! What's the matter? I didn't answer six or seven times, and I continued beat!"

"Are you so disgusted during the day and night when you talk?" Liu Di froze for a moment, frowned, and asked in an extremely contemptuous tone.

"Ha...!" I yawned for a long time, scratched my head, and replied, "What's the matter? Di is always here!"

"Sister, I don't have time to look for you, I'm so busy every day!" Liu Di said in a low voice.

"Are you sick? You called me early in the morning just to show off how busy you are recently?? Did you have a brain puncture?" I cursed very speechlessly.

"Get out, do I need to show off like you with a knife on the street?! How about we two classes?"

"Sisters, are you short of a man! Why are you teasing me so early in the morning?" I asked irritably.

"What's the matter? Listen to me, and you will react?"

"What reaction?" I glanced at the alarm clock and asked suspiciously.

"Just Chenbo!" Liu Di said lazily.

"Snapped!"

As soon as she finished speaking, I felt a strange feeling in my crotch. I swept down in confusion, and the thin blanket was obviously stretched.

"Hello? You're dead, what are you talking about?" Liu Di asked suspiciously.

"...Oh, where are you?" I immediately reacted, reached out and pressed the crotch of my pants, and pressed the thing that stood up between my legs, then clamped it tightly, and changed the subject.

"I'm in the toilet!" Liu Di replied casually.

"What are you doing?" I asked in a daze.

"Can I have breakfast when I go to the toilet? Hush!" Liu Di's principle of life is not to let go of any chance to seduce me.

"Snapped!!"

In the middle of the crotch, the third leg opened the two thighs violently and stood up again. I paused for a second calmly, and then asked in a very serious voice: "Honey! Which mobile phone do you have QQ? !"

"Yes, what's wrong?"

"Send me a video!"

"I haven't washed my face yet, it doesn't look good!"

"I don't want to look at my face...!" I was silent for a while, and said brazenly.

"What do you mean?"

"Dee Dee, let's have a blast...!"

After hearing this, Liu Di sat on the toilet, her face turned red, she ground her teeth, and said slowly: "You bitch! Zhang Lu said that you are right, Caesar, which one is the most embarrassing, even worse than Wang Mumu?" Mai Tai!"

"You'd better tell me something quickly, don't make me spray shit on you!"

After I finished speaking, there was a sound of flushing on the phone. Liu Di put the phone off the speakerphone, put it next to the bathroom sink, pulled up her hair, and asked lightly, "Have you not contacted Tianyang for a few days?"

"Crack!!" As soon as he finished speaking, I patted my forehead, and suddenly remembered that after the pockmarked face happened, I arranged for Tianyang and them to live at my friend's house. Didn't call them.

"Oh, I forgot about this group of kids, why, did they call you?" I sat up wearily and asked.

"That's right, I'm sorry to tell you, I didn't have any money in my pocket, and I didn't dare to use my card, so I called me! I found out that since I knew you, why are you swollen like a firefighter?" Liu Di Patting his wet face, he said something casually.

"Hehe, aren't you a sister-in-law?!"

"Fuck off!"

"Okay, I'll call them back and send some money over there!" I took a breath and jumped out of bed with strong support.

"They'll starve to death after you wait, there's no need to go, I asked my colleagues in the company to send [-] to Tianyang just now!" Liu Di still said slowly.

"Aren't you gasping for breath!! What are you doing calling me after I've delivered it all!?" I said very displeased.

"I'm reminding you to remember to pay me back, ok?"

"Sleep, can you pay me back?"

"You can sleep for a lifetime without paying it back...!"

"Are you going to buy it out?"

"[-] is already a sky-high price for you!" Liu Di put down her hair after wiping her face, dried her hair with a hair dryer, and ordered, "Come and pick me up, and go to the hospital to see my pockmarked face!"

When I heard this, I was silent for a moment, frowned, and replied: "I don't want to go...it's embarrassing!!"

"The day when everyone understands you, I am a woman, so I don't necessarily understand you. On the day when everyone complains and accuses you, I understand you!!" Liu Di paused, looked down at the phone and said.

"Thank you!"

"When you go downstairs to my house, remember to bring some breakfast. I drink soy milk, no sugar, no soy milk!" Liu Di hung up the phone after finishing speaking.

I held the phone in a daze for a long time, and said suspiciously: "What do you mean without soy milk? Do you want me to buy her two catties of raw soybeans?..."

.......

Shenyang CITIC Law Firm, in Zhou Jun’s office, Zhang Weidong sat on a chair, staring at the inheritance and entrustment contract as if looking at a bible, pondered for a long time, and asked seriously: “Just these few broken toys, are they worth the money?” One hundred million?"

"Mr. Zhang, I'm emphasizing it again, it's more than [-] million!" Zhou Jun smelled the garlic smell from Zhang Weidong's mouth, covered his nose with a handkerchief elegantly and unabashedly, and said in a muffled voice.

"Then which bank should I go to to exchange the money?" Zhang Weidong still didn't quite understand and asked.

".....You inherit shares, real estate, and cash, so you don't need to go to the bank!!"

"Who gave me the money??"

"Your uncle's inheritance, of course your uncle will give it to you!!"

"You're talking nonsense, isn't my uncle crazy?? How could he give it to me!"

"...The money can only be given to you because your uncle is crazy, understand??!" Zhou Jun broke down a bit.

"Why don't you talk about the preface and the postscript? He is jb crazy, how can he give it to me???" Zhang Weidong said a little irritable.

"Your mother is a b!! Do you know what a will is? And property inheritance??! Just because he is crazy, you can inherit his property, and it will be justified by the notary office!! You will own the real estate under his name, Shares and cash, understand??" Zhou Jun was forced to swear.

"Do you not understand Chinese? Let me ask you where to get the money and who to get it from!! Why do you keep emphasizing that my uncle is crazy?" Zhang Weidong was also a little dissatisfied with his ignorance, and he spoke in a very aggressive tone .

"Damn!!" The lawyer slapped his thighs twice, organized his speech for a long time, and continued: "For example, if you are the only child in your family, your parents will die! House, pigsty! Three donkey carts! There are still deposits, whoever belongs to them!"

"Of course mine!"

"Okay, then continue, since it's all yours, how do you get the house, the pigsty, and the savings?" Zhou Jun continued to ask.

"Fuck, take what you have!"

"Isn't this a fucking truth?!"

"You said that a long time ago, didn't I already understand?! Fuck, where can I get that money?" Zhang Weidong continued to ask after a sudden realization.

"puff!"

Zhou Jun spit, the corners of his mouth twitched, he made a call calmly, and said, "Go, call the old man who cleans the toilet, and help me with my class!"