Eastern Battle Fairy

Seeing that the terrifying War Ghost King had already raised his palms, and Meng Ge's life was at stake, he looked at the War Ghost King above his head in horror, his mind was almost blank, and he just waited to close his eyes and die.

At this critical moment, suddenly a person next to him coughed softly and said in a calm voice: "Old Zhangui, stop."

"Ok?"

The War Ghost King put down his raised palm and squinted at the speaker, only to see that the person walked forward two steps shaking his head, with his hands behind his back, as if he was confident.

This person is Fang Ke.

"Who are you?" Seeing Fang Ke's full flamboyance, Zhan Gui Wang couldn't help hesitating.

"You can do it below."

"Who the hell is Fang Ke? Do you all know each other?" The Ghost King asked his ghost generals.

"I don't know, Boss, this kid is not famous, he's probably just pretending to be stupid." All the ghost kings and generals replied in unison.

King Zhangui nodded, then turned to Fang Ke and said, "Where did you come from again? Let's talk about that Blood Seven just now, he is also from the Blood Guard Huhui Army after all, although Darth's Huhui Army It’s not very good, but at least it can be moved out to support the scene.”

"You said you kid doesn't even have a reputation, what's the matter with you running out? Didn't you hear what I just said?"

Fang Ke said calmly: "Of course I heard it. If you say that whoever stops you from killing Meng Ge, you will crush that person into a pulp."

The Ghost King said angrily: "Damn, you dare to come out after hearing that! You take my words as fart, don't you?"

Fang Ke sneered and said, "I didn't take your words as fart, but I have to stop you!"

The Ghost King was stunned: "Huh? Why are you so stupid?"

Fang Ke sighed and said: "Actually, it's not that I'm worried, old war ghost, I'm also doing it for your own good!"

The War Ghost King stared blankly at Fang Ke, and murmured, "Old War Ghost? Who the hell gave me a nickname for your courage? This nickname is really fucking ugly!"

"Okay, I'll give this lifeless guy a little more time, tell me, how are you bastard thinking about me? If I'm satisfied with what you said, I'll press you to death gently, If you dare to talk nonsense in front of me, I will chop you up and feed them to the dogs!"

Fang Ke thought to himself, I'm going to make a big deal out of this basket, the ghost king in front of me won't get in, no matter what I say is right or not, he will kill me, as for whether I will be chopped into pieces or gently pressed by him Death, left and right are dead, it doesn't make any difference, and after death, whether it is fed to dogs or what, I don't know anything at that time, and I don't expect this guy to be kind enough to collect the body for me.

But no matter what, I have to find a way to gamble now, and even if I wait for others to say nothing, I have always been honest, I am afraid that after killing Meng Ge, he will definitely kill all the people here. Everyone was killed, so the only way now is to find a way to delay and perfunctory as much as possible. If you can fool him with words, that would be the best.

So even though Fang Ke was terribly scared in his heart, he still tried his best to maintain a calm and indifferent expression, not showing a little panic in himself, and said slowly: "I said, old war ghost, you should use your brain to think about it. No, is it the right choice for you to do so? If you kill Meng Ge here, there will be at least three points that will make you very passive, even if you don’t become a place of eternal doom, I think it’s almost the same.”

The Ghost King stared at Fang Ke, and said, "Damn it, I hate your tone of voice. You make me look like an idiot. No matter what, you must be dead. Hurry up, which three can do it?" Make me beyond redemption?"

Fang Ke pretended to sneer, and then raised his voice and said: "First of all, if you kill Meng Ge, it will definitely hurt your loved ones, and hurry up your enemies!"

"Although the two ghost brothers must have scolded their father for being incompetent under Jiuquan, and they couldn't avenge them with such a great ability, but the real enemy of the two ghost brothers will definitely ridicule the old war ghost in secret. Idiots, not only fell for their tricks, but also made a joke of everyone in the end, this is one of them."

Hearing this, all the ghost king warriors nodded and said: "Boss, what this kid said makes sense. If we are going to be laughed at as idiots, wouldn't that be embarrassing?"

The War Ghost King snorted, gritted his teeth and said, "Who the hell dares to laugh at me, I will grab his head off. I think his head is gone. Can he laugh again, brat, what about the second one?"

Fang Ke saw that there was something wrong, so he collected himself, and continued: "Secondly, this time the two ghost brothers were set up by the enemy, and the conspiracy made them both hate Jiuquan. I really regret it!"

"I think back then I agreed with the two ghost brothers, and we had a very close relationship. We used to drink and sing together, and play in the same building. Every time I thought of the two ghost brothers' lofty integrity, lofty sentiments and righteousness, hey, I am really... But now even if I go to the brothel to pick up girls, there is only one person left, so lonely and lonely!"

Speaking of this, Fang Ke revealed a sigh and deep nostalgia.

All the ghost kings and generals said one after another: "Boss, it seems that this kid has a really good relationship with your two sons. I have a deep understanding of this. If you go shopping in a brothel without a brother or friend, it's really nothing." mean!"

King Zhangui squinted his eyes at Fang Ke, and said, "You really have a good relationship with our two sons? Did you drink together and pick up girls again? But I know my eldest son's hobby, he doesn't like young girls. Son, I only like old ladies, the place he usually likes to go is not a brothel, but a nursing home, don't you like this?"

Fang Ke let out a snort and said, "Uh... what about this? In fact, we all know Brother 001's elegance. In fact, the bustards in brothels are generally quite old, so when we were visiting brothels , basically the old bustard was given to Brother 001 first, and we just picked up some small ones for fun."

After hearing this, Youyou whispered behind Fang Ke: "Brother Fang Ke, I heard people say that people who go to that kind of place are not good people..."

Mimi Aoi hurriedly grabbed Yoyo, and said in a low voice: "Sister, don't worry about it, their boys are all virtuous, so they like to go there."

The Ghost King glanced at the two daughters, then turned to Fang Ke, glared and said, "Go ahead, what's the matter with your relationship with our two sons? If you really don't want to be friends with them, then I'll send you there in a while. In the future, you can go to the brothels in the underworld together, and the sisters in the underworld, ghost girls, ghost old bustards, etc., will definitely be more exciting."

Fang Ke thought to himself, if I have someone so unreasonable as you, if I have a good relationship, I have to go to the funeral together. It seems that this old bastard will definitely kill me today, why don't you fucking bastard Go to the underworld to visit ghost brothels!

So Fang Ke went on to say: "Of course the two ghost brothers and I have a deep relationship, so when they were dying, they once warned me deeply that they must let me warn you, old war ghost, that you must not fall into the enemy's tricks , This time, although the two ghost brothers accidentally injured Meng Ge, there is something else hidden in it, and it is a terrifying and poisonous plan set up by our enemies to lead us into their trap step by step."

"I think the old war ghost, with your shrewdness and experience, will definitely see the opponent's conspiracy. Although you don't mind a fight with King Dals, and you don't care about a big war between the two palaces, but you like Fighting, you don't have to go into other people's traps, do you?"

"You must know that once the two palaces of the two kings start a battle, it means that we have finally fallen into the enemy's trap. The two palaces of the two palaces will fight you to the death. As a result, the entire God of War world, including other demon worlds and demon worlds, also watched the excitement together, making fun of the old war ghost that you had been tricked by a trick without knowing it, and they all poked your back and called you useless, isn't that very useless taste?"

All the ghost generals cursed and said: "F*ck, who set up the conspiracy, kill him! Laozi is not afraid of fighting, but it would be too shameful to fight such a battle that makes people laugh!"

Fang Ke greeted him loudly: "Oh, that's right! None of us are afraid of fighting, but we have to learn from our teachers, so we can only fight with reason!"

"It's useless for us to be laughed at by others. The entire War Ghost King Palace will be scolded together. Then our enemies will take this opportunity to stir up trouble and collude with everyone to conquer us. Damn they will become teachers of justice, but we will become soldiers." Hitler, the Nazi party, when the time comes, we will fall into a place of eternal doom?"

All the ghost generals said one after another: "Yes, boss, this kid is right. If Guang fights Darth, then of course we are not afraid, but if all the other kings and gods come together, plus those from the demon world and the demon world, Then we can't bear it."

King Zhangui stared at one eye, squinted the other, and murmured: "The bastard who set up this trick is quite a jerk. The most annoying thing in my life is that someone is setting me up behind my back! If I If you know who he is, you must unscrew his head!"

Fang Jian saw that the Zhan Gui King seemed to be a little shaken, so he took this opportunity and said loudly: "There is a third point, that is, I know who the person who set up this treacherous scheme is!"

"Old War Ghost, aren't you afraid of General Death? In fact, it is General Death who wants to put you in a place where there will be no redemption!"

The War Ghost King was taken aback, and murmured: "General Death? Who the hell is he?"

All the ghost generals shook their heads and said, "I haven't heard of it, but it sounds pretty awesome."

Fang Ke said loudly: "Of course it's amazing! I can only describe the strength of General Death as unfathomable!"

The War Ghost King said with a pooh, "Fuck, he's unfathomable, and I'm still unfathomable! I don't believe he's even more awesome than me!"

After he finished speaking, he suddenly stretched out his palm, only to hear a bang, and the War Ghost King casually struck, destroying and collapsing a side hall of the Seven Star Hall in the distance!