Eastern Battle Fairy

After Zitong finished speaking, she left in a hurry, leaving Fang Ke alone.

Fang Ke looked at Zitong's back, and muttered: "The other 99 people went to notify one by one, and I don't know how long they will have to wait. It's really strange how Zitong managed to make so many small black rooms to house these people." of."

The white-bearded old man suddenly said: "Have you been locked up in a small black house before? Why did Zitong lock you up? The other people don't need to be locked up in a small black house, they are just arranged to live in the nearby valley , just waiting to get all of you together."

Fang Ke curled his lips and said, "Of course I am special than those people, so I need to take care of it."

The old man smiled and said: "I'm afraid you were imprisoned because you were disobedient. Zitong is a very kind-hearted child. If it wasn't for encountering a particularly hard-to-discipline thorn, she usually wouldn't behave like this. embarrassing thing."

Fang Ke said angrily: "How can you judge others indiscriminately like this? She is kind-hearted, and I am a thorn in the side that is difficult to discipline. You have known each other for a long time, so can you join forces to bully the newcomer? Anyway, I am also yours to please." Didn't he come?"

The old man smiled and asked: "Didn't Zitong help you first? Since you have benefited, you should repay them. What's your name?"

"My name is Fang Ke, how about you?"

"Oh, Fang Ke, is this name very common? My name is Lao Tzu. Most people call me Old Man Wu Gu, and some people call me Teacher Wu Gu."

"I? Tch, I'm still called Grandpa! Are you trying to amuse me?"

I was surprised and said: "My name is really Lao Tzu, how can I entertain you, a little doll?"

Fang Ke looked disdainful, thinking who would know if you, a fake drug seller, are telling the truth. Old guys like this usually pretend to be mysterious to deceive people. It is preconceived, so I have always harbored malice towards this white-bearded old man who calls himself Lao Tzu from the very beginning.

Looking at Fang Ke's expression, Lao Tzu knew that he didn't quite believe him, so he said solemnly, "I really am called Lao Tzu, and my real name is Li Er, but now few people know my real name."

"Li---ear?"

"Yeah, what's the matter? Is there something wrong with my name Li Er? Why do you have such an expression?"

Fang Ke laughed and said, "Don't tell me that your surname is Li, your name is Er, that you wrote a book called "Tao Te Ching", and that you are the founder of Taoism."

Lao Tzu scratched his head and murmured: "The name of this book sounds familiar. I really seem to have written such a book."

Fang Ke had a look of contempt on his face, this time he completely confirmed the idea that the old man with white beard was a charlatan, so he just said coldly: "Yeah, aren't you the founder of some Taoist school? The two of you who are partnered with another one named Zhuang Zhou are called Lao Zhuang, hehe, I think you can really pretend."

I was in deep thought, trying to remember something, and murmured: "According to what you said, I really remembered something. It seems that I went to a place more than 2000 years ago to hang out for a while. That world It’s not that big, the people there are pretty stupid, either you hit me or I hit you all day long, it’s not worrying at all.”

Fang Ke said with a smile: "Make it up, keep making it up, I see what other tricks you can make up? Oh, by the way, do you have a strong relationship with Confucius?"

Lao Tzu thought for a while, and said: "Confucius, Confucius, ah, I remembered, that boy is quite good, I wanted to take him in as my younger brother, but that boy is too righteous and doesn't listen to me very much. I advised him not to be too serious about anything, but he didn't listen, and even came up with a set of benevolence and morality. I told him at the time that you can't do this, and you can fool fools, but he just didn't like it. He didn’t listen to me, and secretly told me that it’s okay, there are a lot of fools in his world, so he’s sure to be easy to deceive.”

Fang Ke said: "Confucius is much better than you. Later, his theory of benevolence, righteousness and morality was used by the emperors of every dynasty to fool the common people. Don't tell me, it's really a lie. Sure, until now some people still take his theory as a theory of salvation."

Lao Tzu looked at Fang Ke, nodded, and said: "Yes, I think you came from that world. I found that people in your world didn't have a good head. I didn't expect to be so stupid until now. Stupid can't tell."

Fang Ke sighed, and said: "Hey, there's no way, if people are stupid, no one will recruit them, and now my father is still nagging me all day long that I should be kind, moral, and respect teachers and filial piety-" -----"

Lao Tzu said: "Your father is right, what's wrong with these?"

Fang Ke refused to accept it and said: "I recognize filial piety. After all, it is only right and proper to respect parents, but respecting teachers --- respecting his grandma!"

"You don't even know our world. Now the principal of the school leads the female students to the hotel to open rooms all day long. They don't even let the underage girls off. The little girls have all become pussies, and the young and beautiful girls have been raped by their old men and principals, so what is going on with the future aspiring young people in our country?"

Lao Tzu shook his head and said helplessly, "Hey, I didn't expect you guys to be so bad. As soon as I left there, everyone started messing around. It's really disappointing."

Fang Ke suddenly came to his senses, and he was surrounded by this old man. Doesn't this mean that this old man is Lao Tzu?Therefore, he couldn't help but said in horror: "Wow, you are really good. You even brought me in. I have to admire you for being quite good."

Lao Tzu smiled and said, "I really didn't lie to you, why didn't you believe me all the time."

Fang Ke said: "How can you tell me to believe you? The old man in our world happened more than 2000 years ago. How old are you this year?"

Lao Tzu said disdainfully: "What is 2000? In fact, when I went to your world, I was already over 1000 years old. This year I am over 900 years old, and I am about to break through the [-]-year-old mark." "

Fang Ke curled his lips and said: "You are still eight thousand years old, then you will become a prince. You can really live, and you can live better than the bastard."

Lao Tzu said angrily, "Don't think that I don't understand what you're swearing at. Are you calling me a bastard? After all, I've been in your world too."

Fang Ke said with a smile: "Haha, you are indeed stronger than Zitong. She has also been to the earth, but she just can't hear me calling her a bastard."

Laozi said: "Don't bully Zitong, she is a very kind and persistent child."

Fang Ke said with a smile: "It's very persistent. I think it's a bit of a dead end. Your unlucky War Immortal Dynasty has been destroyed by others for hundreds of years. She is still thinking about how to revive the War Immortal world. Tch, you should Are the God of War Realm, the Demon Realm and the Demon Realm all fools? Can they revive you?"

Lao Tzu took a deep look at Fang Ke, and said slowly: "You think very comprehensively, you are not the kind of person who only accepts death and is not flexible, yes, it is not easy to do this, and it is not Once your mind is hot, you can do whatever you want, but---it depends on human efforts, and people always need to put in enough effort to be able to succeed."

Fang Ke turned his head away and said to himself: "I think this matter is hopeless, it's better to find a place to stay and live a comfortable life for a few years."

Lao Tzu looked at Fang Ke with a smile, and shook his head helplessly.

Fang Ke finished his conversation with Lao Tzu. At this time, his eyes were looking into the distance, but his eyes suddenly shone brightly. It turned out that the direction his eyes were looking at was approaching a person at this moment, a fifteen or sixteen-year-old The girl, wearing a very delicate red dress, has short hair, a beautiful face, a pair of big eyes, very clear and pure.

This girl is not tall, and her figure is not particularly sexy, but she is very well-proportioned and beautiful, giving people a very light feeling, but this girl's face is really pretty, and she looks very simple at first glance.

That's why when Fang Ke saw her for the first time, he had an idea that if this kind of girl didn't hurry up to seduce her, she would be really sorry for herself, and she should be fooled by others when it was too late.

So Fang Ke hurriedly greeted her, waved and shouted: "Hey, beauty, did you come here by yourself?"

The girl looked at Fang Ke with big eyes curiously, but just looked at him, didn't speak, but walked towards Lao Tzu while staring at Fang Ke.

When she reached Lao Tzu's side, the girl bowed to him, and said timidly, "Hello, teacher." Then she turned her head and took a sneak peek at Fang Ke.

Lao Tzu smiled and said, "Hello, Miss Yoyo, I didn't expect you to be the first to arrive."

The girl glanced at Fang Ke with a strange look, turned around and said to Lao Tzu: "I live the closest to here, so I came right away after hearing sister Zitong's call." She suddenly whispered: "That person, he Isn't it the first to come first?"

She meant Fang Ke, of course.

I only heard Lao Tzu say: "Don't bother with a good boy, that boy has a bad personality, you'd better leave him alone, otherwise it won't do you any good."

Fang Ke's nose is almost crooked. When picking up girls, the most annoying thing is that people talk behind their backs, especially when an old guy like this is teaching innocent little girls with his old qualifications. Fang Ke has encountered this situation several times. up.

And this time, he was still being slandered face to face, which made Fang even more furious. Is there anything more extreme than this? Damn, let you make such an evaluation, and let yourself go to pick up a little girl.

The little girl with big eyes seemed to be listening to what I said, so she nodded and said, "I know Teacher."

Fang Ke gave me a hard look, then approached the girl sweetly, and said with a smile: "My personality is a little bit stubborn, but this is definitely a trait that a boy with character should have. , and I am very kind, and I am very kind, my name is Fang Ke, beauty, what is your name?"

The girl stepped back, trying to keep a distance from Fang Ke, turned her head to look at Lao Tzu, and asked timidly, "Teacher, can I tell him my name?"

Fang Ke said angrily: "He is not your grandfather, why do you have to listen to his opinion?"

The girl looked at Fang Ke with big eyes, and said to herself, "Your character is indeed not very good."

Fang Ke said anxiously: "Hey, don't be preconceived, that's all I said."