My romantic roommate with a long-legged stewardess

Chapter 2' Your Kidney Essence Is Deficient

The next morning, I felt some pain and numbness in my injured leg.

However, I still couldn't say it out, I still pretended that nothing happened and remained calm, because last night, after all, I was at fault in the first place, and it was my lewd mouth that made Concubine Lin Zhao very upset. annoyed.

I now feel what it means to be self-inflicted.

I stood up from my bed in the living room outside, stretched my waist, and instinctively wanted to say "Sister Lin, are you up yet?" , found that the door of Concubine Lin Zhao's bedroom was still closed.

Looking at the situation, I knew that Concubine Lin Zhao must not have woken up at this time, otherwise, she would have opened the door of her bedroom long ago to let the air in.

I originally wanted to call her with my drake voice, but when I saw the bloodshot eyes when she just came back yesterday, I couldn't bear it anymore.

At this time, I felt that my stomach was really hurting badly, so I rushed to the toilet and wanted to shit. Of course, if I say something civilized, it's shit.

Damn, I just squatted down in the toilet, but this Concubine Lin Zhao yelled in the living room outside: "You brat, where have you been, brat, are you there?"

At this time, I closed the door of the toilet and bolted it tightly, and sat on the toilet, holding my breath and not making a sound.

But the house we rented together is in such a vertex, no matter how I try to avoid it, I can't avoid Concubine Lin Zhao, because she will definitely have to go to the toilet soon.

Damn it, at this moment I thought about the three-chapter contract that this stinky girl made for me, so I was so nervous that I couldn't even poop out.

Oh, my mother is gone, my heart is really anxious, really crazy, I am really afraid that Concubine Lin Zhao will break into the door like a headless chicken.

Sure enough, at this moment, I heard Concubine Lin Zhao lightly knock on the toilet door first, and then asked in a low voice, "Boy, are you in?"

I still held my breath and didn't say a word.

Concubine Lin Zhao said at this time: "Stinky boy, I'm a man of courtesy first and then soldiers. You just need to say yes."

When I heard this, I couldn't help feeling a little funny in my heart, and I said to myself: You bastard, what do you know, you are still polite first and then soldiers.

Thinking of this, I still pretended not to hear anything and remained silent.

I thought that Concubine Lin Zhao would really do something neurotic that I didn't expect at this time, but what I didn't expect was that it was surprisingly calm outside at this time.

Only then did my heart calm down a little.

But after a short while, Concubine Lin Zhao shouted outside again: "I said brat, are you done? I'm in a hurry to use the toilet, hurry up." '

Damn, as soon as I heard this, my person, I blame his mother's cheap mouth, I smiled and said inside: "Really? Can't hold back, if you can't hold back, just go outside Find a convenient place first."

Paralyzed, I just said this, this Concubine Lin Zhao was really nervous and fucked me outside, I first heard the sound of feet stomping on the toilet door, and then I heard the sound of smashing things.

As soon as I heard this, I thought, it's not good, this Concubine Lin Zhao really started to go crazy outside.

Without even thinking about it, I pulled up my pants, opened the toilet door, and rushed outside.

Concubine Lin Zhao was holding a kitchen knife for cutting vegetables in her hand at this time, and was using the handle of the knife to chop at the door of the toilet.

As soon as I saw this situation, I immediately stepped forward and held Concubine Lin Zhaofei's wrist holding the knife. In fact, Concubine Lin Zhaofei saw me coming out suddenly at this time, and she immediately put the knife away without any preparation. went back.

Because this situation is really too precarious, if I were slower, if her knife was faster, I am afraid that the knife will fall on my head.

I looked at Lin Zhaofei with horror on my face and said, "Sister Lin, what are you doing?"

Concubine Lin Zhao put down the knife in her hand at this time, looked at me and said, "What do you think? I said brat, can you build virtue in your mouth? This is the small house we rent together, not a dog's kennel, a pig's kennel, whatever you want. Find a place to ### and sprinkle it.”

Seeing that Concubine Lin Zhao was reasoning with me again, I smiled wickedly and said, "Didn't I just make a joke for you? Didn't she just feel sick to her stomach and have diarrhea?

When Concubine Lin Zhao heard this, she smiled and pointed at me, "I think you have a deficiency of kidney essence."

Hearing what Concubine Lin Zhao said, how could I bear this kind of anger, I was so angry that I said with a gloomy face: "Are you the one who is at a disadvantage?"

Damn, I really didn't expect that Concubine Lin Zhao said calmly at this time without getting angry: "Well, in fact, women also suffer from kidney essence deficiency, it's just that the symptoms of men and women are different."

Hearing this, I looked at Concubine Lin Zhao in disbelief and said, "How do you know? Could it be that you have studied medicine?"

Concubine Lin Zhao looked at me mysteriously again and said, "Stinky boy, I ask you a question first, and you have to answer me honestly."

I smiled and said, "You tell me, I'm being honest."

Concubine Lin Zhao sneered at this moment and said, "Is there something unusual about your poop these days, do you go to the toilet more frequently at night?"

When I heard this, I felt a little disgusted at first, but seeing Concubine Lin Zhao's serious face, I felt that what Concubine Lin Zhao said had some truth.

So, I doubted the letter and said, "So what's the matter?"

Concubine Lin Zhao laughed at this moment and said: "It's nothing, that proves that there is something wrong with your kidney essence, maybe some of your kidney essence is deficient."

I still looked at her in disbelief and said, "What are you talking about this early in the morning, you have a deficiency of kidney essence."

Concubine Lin Zhao didn't seem to be angry at this time, and she didn't pay attention to me. Instead, she sighed and said, "It seems that people's life rhythm is too fast nowadays, and they don't pay much attention to their own health. In fact, I heard about it a few days ago. After taking some health-preserving classes, I think people should take a good rest now, of course, health is the most important thing.”

I still looked at Concubine Lin Zhao in disbelief and said, "Sister Lin, what exactly are you trying to say?"

Concubine Lin Zhao glanced at me at this time and said: "I mean you have a disease, you need to go to the hospital, brat, do you understand?"

I looked at her and said, "Ghosts believe what you say."

At this moment, Concubine Lin Zhao threw the kitchen knife in her hand into my hand, looked at me dismissively and said, "You brat, believe it or not, anyway, you need to go to the hospital for a full-body examination." Physical examination, hehe."

After finishing speaking, the stinky girl and liar turned around, went back to the toilet, and then closed the door with a snap.