My romantic roommate with a long-legged stewardess

Chapter (0) The long-legged flight attendant's boring gourd

Maybe, I really am a person who does not shed tears when I see the coffin. Although Lin Zhaofei, a beautiful stewardess, was so brutal to me just now, but at night, when the two of us were sitting together and eating dinner , I still couldn't die and said: "Sister Lin, did you forget something?"

Concubine Lin Zhao pointed at me with the chopsticks and said, "Boy, you don't have a long memory for the feet I gave you just now, do you? I think you won't cry when you see the coffin."

At this time, I smiled cheekily and said: "No, really not, you are my beautiful long-legged stewardess, you are not only beautiful, but also so virtuous and gentle, how dare I treat you Disrespectful."

Paralyzed, what I really didn't expect is that my broken mouth can really be eloquent. It seems that it was hard just now, but now I'm going to be gentle with this beautiful stewardess again.

Concubine Lin Zhao didn't give me this set, maybe if I move my butt at this moment, she knows what kind of medicine is in my belly.

Unexpectedly, Concubine Lin Zhao, with an air of arrogance, laughed and said, "Hmph, brat, you know how powerful I am."

But I still said softly: "That is, who are you, you know all kinds of wolf defense skills, ha ha."

Seeing my glib appearance, Concubine Lin Zhao quit, and she said with a sneer: "Stinky boy, I didn't expect you to be a boring gourd."

At this time, I saw her puzzled and asked back: "Stuffy gourd? What do you mean?"

Concubine Lin Zhao said with a smile: "It's nothing interesting, think about it yourself."

But I whispered like a child: "It's definitely not a good word, it's definitely a derogatory term."

Concubine Lin Zhao smiled at this moment and said: "You are smart and sensible, but, brat, the kick I kicked you just now really didn't hurt?"

At this moment, my mouth was tight, and I smiled at her and said, "It doesn't hurt."

Concubine Lin Zhao suddenly looked at me very kindly again and said, "However, brat, I really think you should find a girl."

At this time, I said in a reminding tone: "Did you forget the note you left me when you left a few days ago, did you promise me something? You can't let my pigeons go."

Concubine Lin Zhao just sneered and didn't make a sound.

However, I also know that she must know that she will accompany me home after watching the Spring Festival today, and promised to be my girlfriend for a while.

However, after a while, Concubine Lin Zhao didn't seem to have any intention of saying this, she actually glanced at me at this moment and said: "Stinky boy, let me ask you, how have you been living the past few days I've been away?" ?”

I was paralyzed. When I heard her serious look, I thought she knew that I secretly went on a date with that beautiful little nurse behind her back. Did she know that my ex-girlfriend came to look for her? And me.

Thinking of this, there was a slight nervous expression on my face, but Concubine Lin Zhao said calmly: "I ask you, how do you order the meat, fish, and vegetables I bought before I left?" You haven't moved at all, what have you been eating these days? "

Yaya, it may be due to nervousness, or it may be that I am a little bit unable to explain clearly at this moment, so I said without thinking: "I eat the wind."

As soon as I finished speaking, Concubine Lin Zhao pointed at me and said, "You are talking to ghosts, right? Are you eating the wind? Tell me what kind of wind you are eating? I think the wind has eaten you up, to be honest." Tell me, did you go out and fool around with that so-and-so these few days.'

When I heard that Concubine Lin Zhao was cheating on me at this time, I knew that she must be cheating on me. Although I knew that I went to take the first kiss of that charming little nurse that night, but, I still pretended nothing happened and said, "You know I'm not losing weight now, I'm eating very little."

Paralyzed, unexpectedly, upon hearing this, the beautiful and virtuous Concubine Lin Zhao said surprisingly calmly: "Boy, I don't mean anything else, I just think you should have a good living habit. "

I saw that Concubine Lin Zhao no longer asked me where I was going these days, so I smiled and said: "Yes, I really should have a good living habit."

At this time, Concubine Lin Zhao said as if she was educating her husband in the tone of a wife: "It is a common saying that if a person wants to live a long life, he must have a good life pattern."

Damn, paralysis, I didn't expect that this long-legged stewardess would not talk about the Three Kingdoms or philosophy to me, but now she talked about how to live longer.

So, I said with a smile: "Sister Lin, being with you really gives me a lot of knowledge."

Concubine Lin Zhao tilted her head and smiled, "Tell me how you have gained knowledge."

At this moment, I smiled and said: "Look, you told me the characters and stories in the Three Kingdoms, and you told me about philosophy, and how to use the principles of philosophy to enlighten those who jumped off the building because of feelings. It's over. , and now tell me how to live a long life, don’t you see that all of this proves that you are a knowledgeable person? You just said that people need to supplement vitamin B1 if they get beriberi. If you don’t tell me, I will die. unknown."

Concubine Lin Zhao laughed at this moment and said, "Stinky boy, tell me, for whom is it for me to tell you all this?"

When I heard this, I really looked like I was pushing my nose on my face, and I said with a complacent look: "For me."

Concubine Lin Zhao winked at me at this moment, then pouted her nose again and said, "You brat, you still know I'm doing it for your own good."

I still said proudly: "Of course I know, my heart seems to be clear, ha ha."

Concubine Lin Zhao pointed her nose at me again and said, "Hmph, it's good to know."

At this time, I still broke the casserole and vowed to ask the end: "Then how do you think this person can live a long life?"

I was paralyzed, I didn't expect Concubine Lin Zhao looked at me and said with a sneer, "I said you brat, why are you living so long?"

After finishing speaking, even this beautiful long-legged flight attendant lowered her head and giggled.

But I said disapprovingly: "Then why are you reading so many health-preserving books now?"

Concubine Lin Zhao said softly without changing her face: "For you."

I looked at her at this time, and when I heard this, I didn't speak, because I felt that she was really telling the truth.

What more could I ask for from such a girl?

But she treats me so well, why doesn't she accept my feelings?

When I was depressed, Concubine Lin Zhao laughed and said, "You don't believe me?" "

At this moment, I smiled and said: "How could it be, no, I absolutely believe that you are sincere to me."

Concubine Lin Zhao laughed and said, "If you can feel my good intentions, then I think you will be able to listen to what I have to say."

Hearing this, I looked at Concubine Lin Zhao suspiciously for a while, thinking, what next?What are you going to say next?

Hehe, I really don't understand what kind of medicine is sold in the gourd of this long-legged stewardess?