My romantic roommate with a long-legged stewardess

Chapter 373 Long Legged Stewardess ### Gone

In fact, think about where life is not romantic, and who in life does not have something that makes you feel both embarrassed and embarrassing.

Let’s just say that when I was in college, I encountered such an embarrassing and embarrassing thing that still reminds me of it.

It was a hot summer, and it was still at noon. Originally, you said that the weather in Guagua was already hot enough. Think about it, a big man's house squatted in such a smelly place and still exuded a strange smell. In the toilet, no one can experience that feeling.

What made me feel even more embarrassing was that maybe I was eating something in summer, so I squatted down in the toilet like setting off firecrackers.

Since all the toilets in the school are separated and closed with grids, no one will find you even if you squat by the latrine for days and nights.

I sometimes think, no wonder some small thieves like to squat in the toilet to count their trophies after they succeed. It is safe, and besides, it is not easy to be discovered.

This is really in line with the old saying: the dirtiest thing happens in the dirtiest place.

However, the next embarrassing and embarrassing scene made me really not calm at all. What I didn't expect was that when I relaxed and pulled, I didn't expect the door of the toilet where I was squatting. Was pulled away.

When I opened my eyes at this moment, I was paralyzed. Guess what, it was the old lady who was in charge of cleaning our building, and she was looking at me with strange and puzzled eyes.

Oops, at that time my face was painted from red to white, and then from white to red, I quickly covered my ### with paper, but the cleaning old lady was standing there at this moment, staring blankly I took a look and said: "I said you young man, I called several times at the door just now to ask if there is anyone, why didn't you agree."

Maybe I was really stretching too comfortably just now, and I really didn't hear it, so I blushed and stared at the cleaning lady.

I thought to myself, an old lady of Nima is standing here watching a big guy pee and shit, are you embarrassed?

I didn't expect this aunt to be really calm, she didn't look down on me, but stared straight at my face and said: "Can you hurry up?"

When I heard this, I became even more restless. I thought to myself, are you waiting for me to finish here.

At this time, the aunt looked at me again and said, "How long will you have to wait? I still have to wait until no one cleans up at noon before going home to hold my grandson."

At this moment, I thought to myself: "Damn it, you're already an adult, do you think it's embarrassing for you to stand here?"

Seeing my silence, the old lady said impatiently: "You've wasted my time, you know, young man."

Hearing this, I was out of breath and said: "You stand in front of me and watch me pull, do you think I can pull it out?"

At this moment, just as I finished speaking, I could only hear the aunt closing the door angrily, and then I heard her complaining outside: "Young people nowadays don't learn well, even me A half-hundred aunt also bullies me."

My yaya, your sister’s, numbness, mine that was erased, I was thinking when I heard it, Nima, were you standing there just now taking advantage of me or I was taking advantage of you Ah, once you become a grandma, you stand here and watch a young guy shitting, and you still say that I took advantage of you, and you have exposed my whole bottom.

In the evening, when I got home, I told Concubine Lin Zhao the most embarrassing and embarrassing thing I had ever encountered in my life. They all seem to be in the back of their minds.

I looked at Concubine Lin Zhao with a puzzled face and asked, "Hey, sister Lin, do you think it's ridiculous?"

However, Lin Zhaofei, a beautiful stewardess, just laughed and ignored me at all. After she laughed, her two legs were still on the stool and kept swinging back and forth.

At this time, she looked at me extraordinarily excitedly and said, "Wang Ding, Wang Ding, I didn't expect you to be so nasty."

Yaya, when I heard this, I was not calm at the time. I thought to myself, Damn, I told you such a thing after I came back. I originally thought that you would praise me well. I didn't expect you to speak to me in such a cold and misunderstood tone.

I said without showing weakness, "Why am I obscene."

Concubine Lin Zhao looked at me and said with a sneer: "Stinky boy, you still say that you are not dirty, but you are also romantic."

Concubine Lin Zhao's sudden words left me speechless and speechless.

Seeing that I was silent, Concubine Lin Zhao suddenly sighed pretendingly at this moment: "Oh, I really didn't expect that you, who think you are a talented, well-educated, and suave person, To do that with an old woman like that."

Paralyzed, when I heard this, I really got angry this time, and said angrily: "I said Sister Lin, what nonsense are you talking about, what did I do with that old woman, I just Saying that this is the most embarrassing thing I have encountered in my life, I just took it out and wanted to share it with you."

Seeing that I was really angry, Concubine Lin Zhao let out a sigh of relief, looked at me with twinkling eyes and said, "Hehe, is that right, alas, it seems that I really blamed you, didn't I?" ?”

I didn't get angry and said, "What do you think?"

Concubine Lin Zhao is really a woman who is willful when she should be willful, and not willful when she should not be willful. At this time, she actually glanced at me and said: "Hehe, okay, I was wrong, let's go, but, you How about taking advantage of others last night?"

As soon as I heard this, I smiled and said, "Hehe, what kind of romantic debt do I owe you again?"

Concubine Lin Zhao said, "Think about it carefully."

I thought about it for a while, and said with a bad smile: "You said what happened last night, I haven't settled it with you yet, and you said that people owe you a romantic debt, hmph."

Concubine Lin Zhao seemed to intend to fight with me today, but she actually chuckled and said, "I have forgotten what I have said and done."

But I retorted: "I only remember that I massaged and beat the back of some heartless people yesterday, I don't remember anything else, hum."

At this moment, Concubine Lin Zhao smiled and said, "Shall I remind you?"

But I said: "I don't do anything wrong, and I'm not afraid of ghosts knocking on the door. Tell me." '

Concubine Lin Zhao's complexion suddenly sank at this time, she looked at me seriously and said, "I've been thinking about it all day today, and I feel that something is wrong, brat, tell me, did it happen when I fell asleep last night? You've plotted against me."

Damn it, when I heard this, I felt more wronged than Dou E, and sadder than June Feixue.

At this time, I resentfully made a poisonous oath: "If I really took advantage of others last night, if I really did something that I'm sorry for you and took advantage of you, I will..."

Seeing my swearing, Concubine Lin Zhao seemed to realize that she was wrong, so she said in a heavy tone, "Okay, okay, I believe you didn't."

Only then did I calm down a bit, but what I didn't expect was that Concubine Lin Zhao suddenly touched her bulging breasts under her pink pajamas and said to herself: "Then this is weird, Is it the hell, why the contents are missing?"

I saw Concubine Lin Zhao touching her chest suddenly, and said curiously, "Sister Lin, what is it?"

Concubine Lin Zhao glanced at me at this time, her face turned red and she said, "You don't even know."

At this moment, I seemed to understand what she was looking for, so I said maliciously: "I will know if you don't tell me."

At this moment, Concubine Lin Zhao turned to me with a serious expression and said: "Stinky boy, did you do something bad yesterday while I was asleep, took it off my body and took it away?"

As soon as I heard this, I immediately put on a serious expression and said: "Sister Lin, what are you talking about, I took something from you, you drooled all over my neck yesterday, I haven't settled with you yet Well, hum."

Seeing that I was pushing her up, she bowed her head and stopped talking, but she still touched her chest with both hands and said to herself: "Then where did the ### I was wearing go?"