my beautiful boss
Chapter 122 Don't Pee, Can You Change It?
Crunch!
The broken black Jetta suddenly stopped its four hooves like a running black bull.
What the hell!
Broken Jetta wins!
It turned out to be the broken Jetta that won!
The crowd who were waiting anxiously fell silent for a moment.
Gu Pansheng stared at Po Jieta in a daze, his fists still clenched tightly, and tears of excitement suddenly spewed out like a gushing spring.
Ouyang Leifeng let out a long breath, stretched the vest that was stuck to his back because of sweat, then took out the lighter, lit the cigarette near his mouth, and slowly got out of the car and leaned on the body.Looking around at the crowd, he said calmly, "Brother, I'm here today just to make a comparison."
Everyone lowered their heads at once, and no one dared to speak.
Not long after, the black light also came back, and he got out of the car with a livid face.
"You are lucky."
Ouyang Leifeng knew that what he said was that he had benefited from the traffic on the road tonight, so he laughed, "The process is not important, but the ending is important, what do you think?"
"'Black Light' hurry up and let me pee! Haha!"
Gu Pansheng laughed, looking as if he wanted to unbutton his pants immediately and shoot.
"'Black Light', we are very busy." Ouyang Leifeng urged unhurriedly.
Everyone looked at Heiguang in unison, wondering how to deal with Heiguang.
Heiguang didn't speak, and kept silent. Although he was unwilling to lose, he lost after all.He clenched his fists hard, loosened them, and clenched them again, and finally he uttered a sentence: "Stop urinating, can you change it?" His tone softened obviously.
Gu Pansheng looked at Ouyang Leifeng, since he won, he was relieved, he was just pretending to mock Heiguang just now.
Undoubtedly, Gu Pansheng has grown up.
Ouyang Leifeng nodded approvingly, took two steps and patted Gu Pansheng on the shoulder, "Boy, I like you."
"En." Gu Pansheng nodded heavily.
"Okay!" Ouyang Leifeng shouted suddenly, turned his head and said to Heiguang: "As the saying goes, killing people is not enough, since you admit that you are scared, I will not make things difficult for you. Bring the money here, and then... ..”
Looking at Ouyang Leifeng's thinking, everyone was thinking that he would definitely open his mouth and raise even harsher conditions.Can't help but secretly sweat for the black light.
Heiguang is even more prepared to be slaughtered. He knows the truth that the winner is a prince and the loser is a thief.
"... Bring your car over and let me kick you, and we'll make this matter even, shall we?" Ouyang Leifeng said after pondering for a while.
What? !kick? !
Everyone present looked at me and I looked at you, thinking that they had heard it wrong.
Heiguang's eyes are also blank, like falling into the fog, this guy won't be crazy because I'm happy for winning, right?
Asked in disbelief: "Is it that simple?"
"Yes, it's that simple. Actually, you can tell that brother is a kind person." Ouyang Leifeng had a harmless smile on his face.
His reaffirmation aroused whispers from the crowd:
"Is there something wrong with your head?"
"Perhaps, it's really as he said, this guy is here to make a joke."
"Amused? Let me see! A kick? How thick is the Lamborghini steel plate? Let alone kick it, he might have a fracture."
......
"Are you sure?" Black Light asked again.
Ouyang Leifeng nodded.
Although Gu Pansheng was also very strange, he didn't make a sound, because Ouyang Leifeng had given him too much shock.Although he didn't know what kind of medicine was sold in Ouyang Leifeng's gourd, he was sure that no matter what, the ending of the matter would make Heiguang very uncomfortable.
Once again, Ouyang Leifeng answered in the affirmative, and the black light has basically confirmed that Ouyang Leifeng is a person with some mental problems.
"You keep your word. But let's talk about the ugly things first, I don't care if your feet are long or short?" Seeing Ouyang Leifeng nodding, Heiguang was still worried, turned his head and shouted to the people around him : "The big guys are watching. This is what he said. He is responsible for the consequences. I don't care. He will trick you to be a witness."
After obtaining everyone's consent, Heiguang was afraid that Ouyang Leifeng would repent, and drove the Lamborghini over at the speed of a shooting star.
"Are you here?" Heiguang asked.
The white Lamborghini was parked on the side of the road. With the light, you can see the high slopes on both sides of the road. Obviously, the road was raised by seven or eight meters to make it super flat.
"It's so close to the roadside, aren't you afraid that I'll kick you down?" Ouyang Leifeng asked lightly.
The black light almost didn't spray, what a joke!My car weighs at least a ton.You thought it was paper.
Immediately he said indifferently: "You kick it casually, and if you kick it, it will be my fault." He deliberately got out of the car before pulling the handbrake to the end.
"Then I won't be polite." Ouyang Leifeng flicked the cigarette butt between his fingers, and then threw off the flip-flops on his feet.He was still muttering, "It's better to take off the shoes, or the shoes will be broken again."
Fuck!real or fake?
So far, people have already affirmed that Ouyang Leifeng is the kind of person who belongs to the type of "wu idiot" and "qin idiot". He is only proficient in one aspect, and his other intelligence is infinitely close to that of a fool.
Ouyang Leifeng started warm-up exercises about ten meters away from the car, shaking his arms, kicking his feet a few times, and then began to stretch his legs... he looked like a scumbag.
Warm up and be professional!
This is the rhythm of running up and kicking!
Impressed!What a talent!
All the onlookers laughed in low voices.Some people even took out their mobile phones to take pictures of this historic moment.
Ouyang Leifeng made some moves and ran towards the Lamborghini. At the same time, he secretly gathered the true energy in his body, and his speed became faster and faster. No one noticed the flying dust slightly rising from his heels in the night.
When he was about two meters away from the car, Ouyang Leifeng shouted loudly, and he jumped up into the air, and then kicked out with a Lingyun kick, like a predatory goshawk pounced on the white Lamborghini.
At the moment when his foot was about to hit the front of the car on the left, the true energy in his body, like a mighty river, surged to his feet instantly.
Bang!
With a loud noise, the front of the white Lamborghini spun and rolled down the slope.
Crackling—bang!
"Wow - slot!"
The non-mainstream girl with a small brass ring on her nose uttered a swear word first, and her mouth seemed to be holding something thick and long, and she couldn't go back.
The kid who was going to shoot the video didn't even notice that the Ai Crazy Five studded with rice diamonds fell on the hard road.
Looking at the empty roadside, Heiguang even thought he was hallucinating in front of his eyes.Where's my car, where's my car... Whilst whispering, he pinched his thigh.
"I'm sorry brother, I kicked too hard all of a sudden." Ouyang Leifeng sympathized with Heiguang's words and made a helpless expression.
"My car—" Hei Guang finally uttered a shrill cry and rushed towards the direction where the car rolled down.
Patting the stunned Gu Pansheng, Ouyang Leifeng shook his head: "Let's go! Brother treats you to supper today."
Nima, my car, why don't you pee on my face......
In the night came the sound of the black light in pain.
On the way, Ouyang Leifeng called Niu Ren, "Niu Ren, brothers worked hard at night, thank them for me."
"Hard work, it's a shame for the master to do things for you, and besides, the company's luxury car can be driven by their youngsters, it would be so cool."
It turned out that when Ouyang Leifeng was at a loss for what to do, he saw the truck pulling sand passing by, and suddenly had an idea, so he called Niu Ren.
......
"Brother, you, do you think my sister is beautiful?"
After supper, on the road, Gu Pansheng, who drank almost a bottle of Moutai, sat in the passenger seat, full of alcohol, and moved his head forward a little bit.
When talking about Gu Panqing, the first thing Ouyang Leifeng thinks of is the faint scent of sesame herbs on her body and the faint sadness between her brows, and he can't help but praise: "Pretty, very beautiful."
"If you, if you like him, I'll help you." Gu Pansheng's head, which had been raised so hard just now, began to nod forward again.
Ouyang Leifeng was slightly taken aback, "Help me date your sister?"
"My sister, my sister, if I can have a boyfriend like you who is a country-handsome man with a martial arts skill, then I will be blessed." Gu Pansheng sat up straight as he spoke, and said solemnly : "Don't worry, brother, although you have a wife, I, I will persuade my sister. These days, only capable men can have three wives and six concubines..."
Why does it sound a bit like if I fell in love with his sister, it seems like his family took advantage of it. "Pansheng, you drank too much." Ouyang Leifeng turned his head and saw that Gu Pansheng was already lying in front of him, murmuring something.
Ouyang Leifeng hiccupped and accelerated forward. Ten minutes later, he arrived at Gu's Pharmaceutical.
"Is Pansheng drunk?" Gu Panqing didn't care about the blame, and came up to support the crumbling Gu Pansheng.
"Sister, let Brother Feng do it, and be your boyfriend-friend, okay? I can rest assured that he will take care of you, really."
Gu Panqing's face turned red, and she said angrily, "Pansheng, you are drunk." She was secretly surprised that Gu Pansheng had undergone such an earth-shaking change in half a night.
"I, I'm not drunk, really, sister."
"Forget it, let me help him in." Ouyang Leifeng noticed Gu Panqing's embarrassment and reached out to help Gu Pansheng.
"Mr. Ouyang, I made you laugh." Gu Panqing lowered his head and did not dare to look at Ouyang Leifeng, his face was even more red and cloudy, looking coveted.
"Thank you." Gu Pansheng settled down, and just as Ouyang Leifeng came out, he saw Gu Panqing walking in with a cup of hot tea.
"Thank you." Ouyang Leifeng took the tea, and the fragrant fragrance instantly dispelled a lot of Ouyang Leifeng's alcoholism.
"What did my brother ask you to do?"
"This is a matter between men, so don't ask. But I want to assure you that Pansheng will do well in the future."
"I really don't know how to thank you."
"It goes without saying that I am grateful, I just hope that you can start a pharmaceutical company."
"By the way, I have carefully tested the ingredients of the pill, and there will be no side effects in terms of pharmacology and medicinal properties. I think it will definitely cause a sensation after it is put on the market. Let's stop standing and find a place to talk. " Gu Panqing suggested.
"Okay, I happen to have something to give you."
The two came to a living room one after the other.
After the two talked about their own ideas on how to develop a pharmaceutical company, Ouyang Leifeng took out a note, "This is the prescription for a magnifying glass."
"How is this possible?" Gu Panqing objected very much, because she knew that this prescription was the most valuable now.
"Don't forget that we will be a family in the future." Ouyang Leifeng realized that something was wrong with his words as soon as he finished speaking. Looking at Gu Panqing's face, two red clouds had already climbed up again, and hurriedly said: "I, no That meaning, I mean, well, you should understand what I mean, right?"
"Well, I understand, it's all because of that bastard talking nonsense and making things weird. But then again, since you trust me so much, then I can tell you responsibly that you can rest assured that this company is entrusted to you. "Gu Panqing did not continue to object.
"Well, it's too late and I should go back." Ouyang Leifeng got up and planned to leave.
"It's too late, and you also drank, or you can rest here for the night."
When a woman says this to a man, it often has a deep meaning.When Ouyang Leifeng savored the meaning carefully, he heard Gu Panqing say again: "Actually, this room is the president's office and bedroom I prepared for you, and I will make your bed right away."
Please help me, I will warm the bed!This sentence immediately popped out of Ouyang Leifeng's mind.
The broken black Jetta suddenly stopped its four hooves like a running black bull.
What the hell!
Broken Jetta wins!
It turned out to be the broken Jetta that won!
The crowd who were waiting anxiously fell silent for a moment.
Gu Pansheng stared at Po Jieta in a daze, his fists still clenched tightly, and tears of excitement suddenly spewed out like a gushing spring.
Ouyang Leifeng let out a long breath, stretched the vest that was stuck to his back because of sweat, then took out the lighter, lit the cigarette near his mouth, and slowly got out of the car and leaned on the body.Looking around at the crowd, he said calmly, "Brother, I'm here today just to make a comparison."
Everyone lowered their heads at once, and no one dared to speak.
Not long after, the black light also came back, and he got out of the car with a livid face.
"You are lucky."
Ouyang Leifeng knew that what he said was that he had benefited from the traffic on the road tonight, so he laughed, "The process is not important, but the ending is important, what do you think?"
"'Black Light' hurry up and let me pee! Haha!"
Gu Pansheng laughed, looking as if he wanted to unbutton his pants immediately and shoot.
"'Black Light', we are very busy." Ouyang Leifeng urged unhurriedly.
Everyone looked at Heiguang in unison, wondering how to deal with Heiguang.
Heiguang didn't speak, and kept silent. Although he was unwilling to lose, he lost after all.He clenched his fists hard, loosened them, and clenched them again, and finally he uttered a sentence: "Stop urinating, can you change it?" His tone softened obviously.
Gu Pansheng looked at Ouyang Leifeng, since he won, he was relieved, he was just pretending to mock Heiguang just now.
Undoubtedly, Gu Pansheng has grown up.
Ouyang Leifeng nodded approvingly, took two steps and patted Gu Pansheng on the shoulder, "Boy, I like you."
"En." Gu Pansheng nodded heavily.
"Okay!" Ouyang Leifeng shouted suddenly, turned his head and said to Heiguang: "As the saying goes, killing people is not enough, since you admit that you are scared, I will not make things difficult for you. Bring the money here, and then... ..”
Looking at Ouyang Leifeng's thinking, everyone was thinking that he would definitely open his mouth and raise even harsher conditions.Can't help but secretly sweat for the black light.
Heiguang is even more prepared to be slaughtered. He knows the truth that the winner is a prince and the loser is a thief.
"... Bring your car over and let me kick you, and we'll make this matter even, shall we?" Ouyang Leifeng said after pondering for a while.
What? !kick? !
Everyone present looked at me and I looked at you, thinking that they had heard it wrong.
Heiguang's eyes are also blank, like falling into the fog, this guy won't be crazy because I'm happy for winning, right?
Asked in disbelief: "Is it that simple?"
"Yes, it's that simple. Actually, you can tell that brother is a kind person." Ouyang Leifeng had a harmless smile on his face.
His reaffirmation aroused whispers from the crowd:
"Is there something wrong with your head?"
"Perhaps, it's really as he said, this guy is here to make a joke."
"Amused? Let me see! A kick? How thick is the Lamborghini steel plate? Let alone kick it, he might have a fracture."
......
"Are you sure?" Black Light asked again.
Ouyang Leifeng nodded.
Although Gu Pansheng was also very strange, he didn't make a sound, because Ouyang Leifeng had given him too much shock.Although he didn't know what kind of medicine was sold in Ouyang Leifeng's gourd, he was sure that no matter what, the ending of the matter would make Heiguang very uncomfortable.
Once again, Ouyang Leifeng answered in the affirmative, and the black light has basically confirmed that Ouyang Leifeng is a person with some mental problems.
"You keep your word. But let's talk about the ugly things first, I don't care if your feet are long or short?" Seeing Ouyang Leifeng nodding, Heiguang was still worried, turned his head and shouted to the people around him : "The big guys are watching. This is what he said. He is responsible for the consequences. I don't care. He will trick you to be a witness."
After obtaining everyone's consent, Heiguang was afraid that Ouyang Leifeng would repent, and drove the Lamborghini over at the speed of a shooting star.
"Are you here?" Heiguang asked.
The white Lamborghini was parked on the side of the road. With the light, you can see the high slopes on both sides of the road. Obviously, the road was raised by seven or eight meters to make it super flat.
"It's so close to the roadside, aren't you afraid that I'll kick you down?" Ouyang Leifeng asked lightly.
The black light almost didn't spray, what a joke!My car weighs at least a ton.You thought it was paper.
Immediately he said indifferently: "You kick it casually, and if you kick it, it will be my fault." He deliberately got out of the car before pulling the handbrake to the end.
"Then I won't be polite." Ouyang Leifeng flicked the cigarette butt between his fingers, and then threw off the flip-flops on his feet.He was still muttering, "It's better to take off the shoes, or the shoes will be broken again."
Fuck!real or fake?
So far, people have already affirmed that Ouyang Leifeng is the kind of person who belongs to the type of "wu idiot" and "qin idiot". He is only proficient in one aspect, and his other intelligence is infinitely close to that of a fool.
Ouyang Leifeng started warm-up exercises about ten meters away from the car, shaking his arms, kicking his feet a few times, and then began to stretch his legs... he looked like a scumbag.
Warm up and be professional!
This is the rhythm of running up and kicking!
Impressed!What a talent!
All the onlookers laughed in low voices.Some people even took out their mobile phones to take pictures of this historic moment.
Ouyang Leifeng made some moves and ran towards the Lamborghini. At the same time, he secretly gathered the true energy in his body, and his speed became faster and faster. No one noticed the flying dust slightly rising from his heels in the night.
When he was about two meters away from the car, Ouyang Leifeng shouted loudly, and he jumped up into the air, and then kicked out with a Lingyun kick, like a predatory goshawk pounced on the white Lamborghini.
At the moment when his foot was about to hit the front of the car on the left, the true energy in his body, like a mighty river, surged to his feet instantly.
Bang!
With a loud noise, the front of the white Lamborghini spun and rolled down the slope.
Crackling—bang!
"Wow - slot!"
The non-mainstream girl with a small brass ring on her nose uttered a swear word first, and her mouth seemed to be holding something thick and long, and she couldn't go back.
The kid who was going to shoot the video didn't even notice that the Ai Crazy Five studded with rice diamonds fell on the hard road.
Looking at the empty roadside, Heiguang even thought he was hallucinating in front of his eyes.Where's my car, where's my car... Whilst whispering, he pinched his thigh.
"I'm sorry brother, I kicked too hard all of a sudden." Ouyang Leifeng sympathized with Heiguang's words and made a helpless expression.
"My car—" Hei Guang finally uttered a shrill cry and rushed towards the direction where the car rolled down.
Patting the stunned Gu Pansheng, Ouyang Leifeng shook his head: "Let's go! Brother treats you to supper today."
Nima, my car, why don't you pee on my face......
In the night came the sound of the black light in pain.
On the way, Ouyang Leifeng called Niu Ren, "Niu Ren, brothers worked hard at night, thank them for me."
"Hard work, it's a shame for the master to do things for you, and besides, the company's luxury car can be driven by their youngsters, it would be so cool."
It turned out that when Ouyang Leifeng was at a loss for what to do, he saw the truck pulling sand passing by, and suddenly had an idea, so he called Niu Ren.
......
"Brother, you, do you think my sister is beautiful?"
After supper, on the road, Gu Pansheng, who drank almost a bottle of Moutai, sat in the passenger seat, full of alcohol, and moved his head forward a little bit.
When talking about Gu Panqing, the first thing Ouyang Leifeng thinks of is the faint scent of sesame herbs on her body and the faint sadness between her brows, and he can't help but praise: "Pretty, very beautiful."
"If you, if you like him, I'll help you." Gu Pansheng's head, which had been raised so hard just now, began to nod forward again.
Ouyang Leifeng was slightly taken aback, "Help me date your sister?"
"My sister, my sister, if I can have a boyfriend like you who is a country-handsome man with a martial arts skill, then I will be blessed." Gu Pansheng sat up straight as he spoke, and said solemnly : "Don't worry, brother, although you have a wife, I, I will persuade my sister. These days, only capable men can have three wives and six concubines..."
Why does it sound a bit like if I fell in love with his sister, it seems like his family took advantage of it. "Pansheng, you drank too much." Ouyang Leifeng turned his head and saw that Gu Pansheng was already lying in front of him, murmuring something.
Ouyang Leifeng hiccupped and accelerated forward. Ten minutes later, he arrived at Gu's Pharmaceutical.
"Is Pansheng drunk?" Gu Panqing didn't care about the blame, and came up to support the crumbling Gu Pansheng.
"Sister, let Brother Feng do it, and be your boyfriend-friend, okay? I can rest assured that he will take care of you, really."
Gu Panqing's face turned red, and she said angrily, "Pansheng, you are drunk." She was secretly surprised that Gu Pansheng had undergone such an earth-shaking change in half a night.
"I, I'm not drunk, really, sister."
"Forget it, let me help him in." Ouyang Leifeng noticed Gu Panqing's embarrassment and reached out to help Gu Pansheng.
"Mr. Ouyang, I made you laugh." Gu Panqing lowered his head and did not dare to look at Ouyang Leifeng, his face was even more red and cloudy, looking coveted.
"Thank you." Gu Pansheng settled down, and just as Ouyang Leifeng came out, he saw Gu Panqing walking in with a cup of hot tea.
"Thank you." Ouyang Leifeng took the tea, and the fragrant fragrance instantly dispelled a lot of Ouyang Leifeng's alcoholism.
"What did my brother ask you to do?"
"This is a matter between men, so don't ask. But I want to assure you that Pansheng will do well in the future."
"I really don't know how to thank you."
"It goes without saying that I am grateful, I just hope that you can start a pharmaceutical company."
"By the way, I have carefully tested the ingredients of the pill, and there will be no side effects in terms of pharmacology and medicinal properties. I think it will definitely cause a sensation after it is put on the market. Let's stop standing and find a place to talk. " Gu Panqing suggested.
"Okay, I happen to have something to give you."
The two came to a living room one after the other.
After the two talked about their own ideas on how to develop a pharmaceutical company, Ouyang Leifeng took out a note, "This is the prescription for a magnifying glass."
"How is this possible?" Gu Panqing objected very much, because she knew that this prescription was the most valuable now.
"Don't forget that we will be a family in the future." Ouyang Leifeng realized that something was wrong with his words as soon as he finished speaking. Looking at Gu Panqing's face, two red clouds had already climbed up again, and hurriedly said: "I, no That meaning, I mean, well, you should understand what I mean, right?"
"Well, I understand, it's all because of that bastard talking nonsense and making things weird. But then again, since you trust me so much, then I can tell you responsibly that you can rest assured that this company is entrusted to you. "Gu Panqing did not continue to object.
"Well, it's too late and I should go back." Ouyang Leifeng got up and planned to leave.
"It's too late, and you also drank, or you can rest here for the night."
When a woman says this to a man, it often has a deep meaning.When Ouyang Leifeng savored the meaning carefully, he heard Gu Panqing say again: "Actually, this room is the president's office and bedroom I prepared for you, and I will make your bed right away."
Please help me, I will warm the bed!This sentence immediately popped out of Ouyang Leifeng's mind.
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