my beautiful boss

After Niu Ren, Zhou Laosan and others returned to Bincheng City, they found a small hotel in a village in the city and stayed there.As the date of the third master's birthday banquet approached day by day, although all the brothers showed nothing had happened on their faces, Zhou Laosan could see that some people had shown anxiety.

If this situation continues, the morale of the army will inevitably be unstable.The war is imminent, and the instability of the army means failure.

Zhou Laosan understands this kind of anxiety, because not to mention these younger brothers, even he himself often suffers from insomnia at night.After all, what they have to deal with is not an ordinary person. It can be said that this battle is to bet on tomorrow with their lives.

After discussing with Niu Ren, Zhou Laosan suddenly thought of a method that could relieve people's uneasiness and anxiety.

"Let me tell a joke to my brothers."

"Okay." Everyone immediately agreed when they heard that Zhou Laosan was going to give everyone a meal.

Zhou Laosan cleared his throat, and started talking with a posture: "Let's say one day, my brother-in-law and sister-in-law went up the mountain to mow grass, and the sister-in-law inadvertently showed her breasts from the neckline. The brother-in-law, who had been coveting for a long time, couldn't help but feel excited, so he had a plan. Suddenly both hands Covering the crotch of his trousers, he shouted: "It's over, I was stung by a bee, and the pain is so swollen to death! "My sister-in-law hurriedly asked: "Then what should I do? The brother-in-law said: "I heard that women's urine can reduce swelling." ""

"My sister-in-law hurriedly said: "Then I will put some urine for you to wipe. "The brother-in-law said that it would be fine if there was no wind, and the sister-in-law suddenly realized: "Then come quickly"... After a while, the sister-in-law screamed: "Why do you have to move back and forth! The brother-in-law said while busy: "Wipe back and forth quickly." After a while, the brother-in-law stopped and said, "Look, this medicine is really effective, and the swelling will disappear immediately after the venom is discharged!" "My sister-in-law lifted up her trousers and said, "Fortunately, I'm here, or I won't hurt you to death!""

"Ha ha......."

There was a burst of wretched laughter in the room.

Niu Qi looked at this and that, and asked Niu Ren a little puzzled: "What's so funny about this?"

"Brother Niu, I think that brother-in-law would be in pain if it were you, hahaha!" As soon as Hongmao finished speaking, many people in the room laughed.

"Brother Zhou has another one!" Someone shouted.

"Sweat! I said this is unprofessional, let the centipede tell everyone, this kid is a master of dirty jokes. Hey, where is the centipede? Centipede!"

Zhou Lao San couldn't find the centipede, so he shouted at the top of his voice.But he yelled a few times, but still no one responded.

Zhou Laosan had an ominous premonition in his heart, but his face didn't show it at all, and he greeted everyone, "Tell me first, I'm going to look for this kid, did I go somewhere to masturbate again?"

Zhou Laosan went out and directly dialed Centipede's cell phone number, but the sound came that the phone you dialed had been turned off.

Is this kid afraid to slip away?

......

At this time, a taxi stopped at the gate of Wang's Manor.

The car door opened, and a man with a centipede-shaped scar on his face came out, who else would it be if it wasn't a centipede.

The centipede walked a few steps towards the door, and shouted at the guarded man at the door: "I want to see the third master! I have important news for him!"

"What news?" The big man pointed the semi-automatic rifle in his hand at the centipede and asked vigilantly.

"I can't tell you, I can't tell until I see the third master." The centipede insisted.

"Are you Meichuan Kuzi?" The big man asked suddenly.

"What, what, you're sick, damn it, you don't wear pants!" The centipede was stunned for a moment, then stared and cursed.

It turned out that in order to prevent Kuko Meichuan from sneaking into the manor, Lin Feng specially asked his subordinates to ask all the people who wanted to enter the door, no matter whether they knew them or not, by asking them unexpectedly to test them out.

Lin Feng, who had been watching the door in the monitoring room, pondered for a moment, and shouted into the walkie-talkie: "Let him in."

The centipede came to the living room and saw the third master leaning on the wicker chair with his eyes closed and meditating, he immediately bowed his chest and said solemnly: "Third master, Ouyang Leifeng is not dead."

"What did you say?!"

The news was like a bolt from the blue, and the third master who was immediately horrified opened his eyes wide.

"Third Master, really, that kid not only didn't die, but also planned to have a decisive battle with you on the day you celebrate your birthday." The centipede acted like if I told a lie, the whole family would die.

"Huh!" The third master snorted coldly, closed his eyes again, and asked lightly, "Who are you? Why should I believe your words?"

"Third Master, I used to follow Li Pengfei to seek refuge with Ouyang Leifeng. At first he was kind to our brothers, but since Li Pengfei was arrested, we brothers who followed him have become grandpas who don't love grandma and grandma. That’s right, and I’m often stared at by others.” Centipede said quite resentfully.

After a pause, he said again: "I can bear this alone, but later I heard that these idiots want to fight against your old man, I thought, isn't this him? I came here to rely on your old man, and begged the third master to give me a meal."

"I don't believe anything else, but I believe that what you said is against me, it is definitely to die." The third master said slowly, and waved to Lin Feng, "Since they are all brothers here, you can arrange him one time."

"Thank you, Third Master, thank you, Third Master." The centipede bowed hurriedly.

Time is running out, Lin Feng arranged for the centipede to go and return later.

"Third Master, do you really believe what this kid says?"

"It's better to believe in something than in nothing. Be careful with the ten-thousand-year ship." The third master said lightly, and pondered. Could it be that Kuko Meichuan's assassination failed?Thanks for not giving him that thing, otherwise......

......

......

On the night before the third master's birthday, Ouyang Leifeng took advantage of the darkness to come to the small hotel where Niu Ren and his brothers lived to prepare for the pre-war mobilization.

More than [-] people crowded a three-person room to the brim, and more than [-] pairs of eyes looked at Ouyang Leifeng in the middle, and the room was silent.

Ouyang Leifeng looked around at the crowd, seeing that they were all in good spirits, he felt a little comforted in his heart.

"Brothers, I have wronged you these days. I would like to apologize to you first."

What the big battle is about to say is not how to fight in blood tomorrow, but to say sorry, everyone's hearts warm up after saying a word.

"Master, why don't you feel wronged or wronged? Isn't there a saying that a big bird will not fly for three years after landing on the ground, and if it doesn't fly, it will fly to the sky!" Niu Ren took the lead, his eyes were firm, and his tone was full of anger towards Douhan. Pride and ambition.

"Yeah, brother Feng, I firmly believe that it is right to follow you!" Zhou Laosan's words were so loud that it made people's blood boil.

"Correct!"

"that is!"

The crowd joined in.

Ouyang Leifeng smiled, his eyes suddenly turned solemn, and he said in a deep voice: "For tomorrow's matter, what I want to say is, please believe in me, I will definitely lead you to success, and when the time comes, everyone will eat together. If there is wine, let's drink together, because we are brothers!"

When it comes to the word "brother", Ouyang Leifeng is a little emotional. Although he is not a person who is too high-spirited, but looking at the trusting and expectant eyes in front of him, he feels that if he can't give them a brilliant life, he will It is a lifetime regret.

"Yes, even if there are mountains of swords and seas of fire, good brothers will fight together!"

Looking at the fire in Ouyang Leifeng's pupils, someone shouted.

This sound immediately ignited the brotherhood of all the people in the room. People hugged each other's shoulders, conveying the brotherhood that has been praised for thousands of years.

At this moment, blood is boiling in everyone's heart!

Pride is burning in everyone's eyes!

Zhou Laosan felt a pain in his heart, and he suddenly thought of the centipede.