good morning little runaway wife

"Why, you are very angry and want to hit me?" Seeing Su Xiaoyun gritted his teeth, Situ Shao smiled even more happily. In Su Xiaoyun's eyes, he was a monster.

"I just want to hit you, so don't let go if you have the ability." Su Xiaoyun's eyes widened. The already big and beautiful eyes had reached their limit.

"I won't let go, just hit me like this if you have the ability!" Raising eyebrows, provocative taste is everywhere.

You are ruthless, you know that I can't beat you at all, but you still provoke me like this, Situ Shao, you really deserve it.

He closed his eyes, ignored Situ Shao, and turned his head sideways, as if the person on him no longer existed.

Seeing that Su Xiaoyun chose to ignore him, Situ Shao narrowed his black eyes and looked at Su Xiaoyun with a dangerous aura.

Su Xiaoyun, you are really capable enough to choose to ignore me, hum!

Su Xiaoyun was suddenly hit by a big hand on his chest, and Su Xiaoyun immediately opened his eyes wide in shock, and then glared at Situ Shao angrily.But Situ Shao didn't seem to notice, and continued to do evil to Su Xiaoyun.

"Bastard, don't you want to eat, can I give it to you!" Little beggar, bastard little beggar, my sister will give you food right away.

Situ Shao's face immediately darkened.He didn't like what Su Xiaoyun said just now, what begs for food, how about cooking?

"Don't talk nonsense, even if you ask for food, I'll give it to you." Getting up from Su Xiaoyun, Situ Shao patted her face lightly and said threateningly.

Hmph, that's what my sister wants to say, don't worry about me, beggars beggars.

After approaching the kitchen, Su Xiaoyun was in a dilemma immediately, she hadn't cooked yet, what should she do.

It's okay, didn't everyone else say it, the easiest thing is fried eggs and fried rice, if there is no rice to fry, then fried eggs, she, Su Xiaoyun, didn't believe it, an egg could trap herself.

However, the eggs really annoyed her.

Why is an egg so troublesome.Wow, it hurts, woo, dear oil, don't splash it on my hands, it hurts.

ah!It's muddy, I flip it, hehe, it's okay, it's a little muddy, Situ Shao should be able to eat it.

Salt... oops, which is salt and which is sugar!Su Xiaoyun frowned and looked between salt and sugar for a few rounds, and finally decided, this is it, um, the one with the green lid should be salt.

Hee hee, Situ Shao, don't you want to eat it? My sister will bring you a heavy-weight fried egg. I guarantee that you will have an endless aftertaste and want to eat it even after eating it.

Poor Su Xiaoyun didn't even know if what he put in was real salt.

Is it too monotonous to just fry eggs? The dishes... just cook well. The TV seems to say that you need to put the oil first. How much oil should be put in? It should be more, so the dishes will be tender and tender.

"boom--"

"Wow--"

"what happened?"

Situ Shao, who was watching TV in the living room, suddenly heard noises from the kitchen, and then Su Xiaoyun’s exaggerated screams. He couldn’t help frowning and strode in, but the inside was full of smoke. Su Xiaoyun leaned against the refrigerator in fear. A burning pan.

Damn it, what the hell is this woman doing, is she trying to set my kitchen on fire!

Picking up the lid to cover the fire, and then turning off the gas, Situ Shaocai looked at Su Xiaoyun with a dark face.

"What were you doing just now!" He gritted his teeth, wanting to swallow Su Xiaoyun alive.

"Woo, I don't know. I want to fry a dish, but I don't know how much oil to put in. I just thought, more oil, the dish will be more tender. Who knew that it would catch fire when I put it in." Su Xiaoyun cried. , said with a flat mouth.

Rubbing his temples with a headache, Situ Shao really wanted to ask Su Xiaoyun, are you sure you put in a little oil just now, didn't you pour it all in!

Fortunately, there are fried eggs that can be barely accepted. Although it is a bit mushy, it doesn't matter, at least there are successful works.

When sitting at the dining table waiting for Su Xiaoyun to come out with the best noodles and fried eggs, Situ Shao felt that the tragedy was over.However, the tragedy continued.

"puff--"

"what!"

The fried egg just took a few bites was spouted out, and the noodles in front of Su Xiaoyun on the opposite side were naturally unavoidable.

Looking at the bowl of noodles with Situ Shao's saliva on it, Su Xiaoyun was about to cry.

Woohoo, Situ Shao, why are you crazy, you ruined all the rare noodles!

Waiting fiercely for Situ Shao who was gulping down water, Su Xiaoyun almost wanted to eat him alive.

"Situ Shao! Pay me for the noodles, why don't you spray something!" Putting the chopsticks on the dining table forcefully, Su Xiaoyun blushed angrily.

"I still want to ask you what's going on. Are you an idiot? Are eggs put in salt instead of sugar!" Situ Shao wanted to strangle her to death as the simple push in front of Su Xiaoyun.

Who didn't know that Situ Shao didn't touch sweet things, but Su Xiaoyun was lucky enough to put sugar as salt, the kind that was so sweet that he was almost dead.

sugar?How is it possible, lie, I obviously put salt.Looking at Situ Shao suspiciously, Su Xiaoyun wondered if Situ Shao deliberately hurt her like this.

"What are you looking at? Are you still lying to me? If you don't believe me, just eat and see for yourself. If it's sweet, eat it all for me!" At the end, Situ Shao said with gritted teeth.

"Pfft—" Just like Situ Shao, Su Xiaoyun just took a few bites of the fried egg, and immediately sprayed it out again.

"How could this be?" Su Xiaoyun drank a few sips of water, looked at the fried egg in front of her in surprise, with a look of disbelief.

"How did this happen? I still want to ask you what's going on. Are you a pig? You cook like this. If you don't have rice, forget it. It almost burned my kitchen. Now the only omelet that can be regarded as a success It's even sweeter than sugar water, you can do it, Su Xiaoyun!"

Seeing Situ Shao's angrily expression, Su Xiaoyun couldn't help swallowing.

God, she didn't think about it, okay, she didn't know if it was sugar or salt, and she didn't know which great inventor discovered it, why both salt and sugar are white, besides, can she be blamed, obviously It's just that the kitchen of Situ Shao's house is not marked.

"I just want to put salt, who knows it's sugar, if I knew, I definitely wouldn't put so much." Muttering, Su Xiaoyun didn't want to admit his mistake.

"What? So you're right, and you're putting the blame on salt and sugar. Don't you know that you don't know how to taste it first? Are you a pighead who doesn't know how to tell the difference?" Narrowed The eyes were fiercely contemptuous. If the eyes were sharp swords, Situ Shao really wanted to cut Su Xiaoyun's head open to see what it was made of.

"Isn't it? Why do they have to be the same, and they weren't born by the same parents. Besides, it's obviously your problem. You see, your kitchen is so big and you have so many ingredients. You don't know how to post a piece of paper to explain it. Who is to blame." It's not her fault if she refuses to admit it, it's clearly a problem with Situ Shao's kitchen.

Situ Shao clenched his hands tightly, he was trying to suppress his emotions, he was afraid that he really couldn't help but go up and beat Su Xiaoyun hard.

"Forget it, let's eat noodles. I don't want to argue with you about salt and sugar. I'm really afraid that I won't be able to resist letting you eat them." Situ Shao sighed helplessly. Make your own noodles.

"Wait!" Su Xiaoyun stopped immediately. She hadn't forgotten that Situ Shao's saliva was on her noodles. She definitely didn't want to eat her own noodles, so she must aim for the one in front of Situ Shao.

"What are you doing!" Su Xiaoyun was already in a bad mood, but now he is so hungry, Su Xiaoyun still refuses to let him go, really!It's really unbearable.

Why do you look at people like that? Even though I'm born well, I'm pretty and cute, but don't look at me with such... admiring eyes.

"Noodles, change to another one!" She frowned and looked at Situ Shao seriously.

Looking at Su Xiaoyun in surprise, Situ Shao looked at her puzzled, are you okay, didn't you have never eaten any noodles suddenly?

Suddenly, Situ Shao thought of the fried egg he had just sprayed, and guessed that Su Xiaoyun's noodles hadn't escaped.

Damn, is it so disgusting to have his saliva, to change the noodles.

"No change! It's not that you haven't eaten my saliva, what are you afraid of." Frowning, Situ Shao cruelly refused.

"Den!"

The little face immediately turned red.Situ Shao, you are shameless for saying that, my sister really doesn't like to eat your saliva, okay?

"It doesn't matter, change it." Gritting her teeth, she was still so determined, no matter what, if she refused to change the noodles today, she, Su Xiaoyun, would fight with Situ Shao.

"Heh, what if I don't?" A sinister smile appeared on Situ Shao's face again, and he suddenly wanted to know what Su Xiaoyun would do.

"If you don't change it, I'll grab it!" After saying that, Su Xiaoyun had already rushed onto the dining table, grabbing Situ Shao's bowl with his hand.

Shocked and dazed was only a momentary thing, Situ Shao quickly pressed the bowl firmly on the dining table, no matter how hard Su Xiaoyun tried, it would not move at all.

Damn it, this man's arms are so strong, he can't even pull him, damn it, can't he be a little gentleman, he won't die if he trades with me.

Su Xiaoyun's face was already flushed due to the force, but Situ Shao's face was still very calm, and he looked around happily, as if Su Xiaoyun didn't want to grab his face.

"Let go!" He roared loudly, and he exerted more force on his hands.

ah! !You're going crazy, Situ Shao, you hypocrite, villain, you look like a gentleman, who knows you won't even give up a bowl of noodles!

At the end, under Situ Shao's surprised gaze, Su Xiaoyun climbed onto the dining table and jumped beside him to wrestle his hand.

This woman...was she really Miss Qianjin before?Why is it so... There is no restraint or elegance in manners.

The current Su Xiaoyun is no longer a young lady, so in her heart, everything such as being a lady, being elegant, and having a decent conversation has all been thrown into the Atlantic Ocean.