my ghost bride

I saw that the door drawn by Lao Dao was exactly the same as the door of my house. When Lao Dao stretched out his hand and pushed it, the door opened with a creak, and then he walked out from the door and stood in the corridor.

"Sigou, try to see if you can come out from this door." The old man said to me in the corridor.

To me, this is like hell, almost catching up with Journey to the West, just draw a door on the wall so casually, and you can walk out. Now I really suspect that this old man is a big goblin.

I also imitated the old way, stretched out my hand to push the door to go out, but it looked like a door, but when I pushed it, I couldn't push it open, the feeling was no different from that of a wall, it was just a blindfold.But how did the old man get out? Could it be that he can "penetrate walls"?

Seeing that I couldn't get out for a long time, the old Taoist walked into the house through this door again, touched the little beard on his chin and laughed, "Sigou, this belongs to the secret technique of Qimen Dunjia, but it is a strange technique." The side door in the door, you can usually learn the method of painting the door through the wall when you are insane when you practice Qimen Dunjia. But don’t worry that you will be insane after learning it. Pindao has already mastered the trick, and now I will pass it on to you. It may come in handy when you are in a desperate situation in the future."

After the old Taoist finished speaking, he taught me over and over again how to draw a door to escape, and taught me seven obscure sentences.After practicing again and again, I was finally able to draw a circle on the floor of the house, and my body could escape into the yard. I was so excited, this thaumaturgy is so practical, this old man is a living god!

After a night of tossing, I dare not say that I have been reborn, at least I feel that I am not a mortal anymore.Xiao Lian stayed silently in her room all night, and she also knew that the old man was willing to let her go out of sympathy, so she didn't want to get close to him, lest everyone be embarrassed.

Early the next morning, my mother made a meal for this old man. He had rescued me at Liu Xicai's house, and my mother heard about it, so she treated this old man as an honored guest.The old man has a big appetite, and he ate four or five big steamed buns in one sitting, but he kept a low profile. Whenever his parents asked him about his experience of traveling around, he didn't mention a word, only saying that he was a loser People, just mess around and eat.

After dinner, the old Taoist was about to leave my house. He said that there was still an important matter to deal with. He asked me to study the wordless book and practice the exorcism spells more.I'm a little bit sad, this old Taoist doesn't know any strange knowledge, so it's a pity to leave like this.Seeing that he was determined to go, I had no choice but to agree and sent him outside the gate.At this time, a young man who looked less than 20 years old walked towards the old man, his eyes lit up when he saw the old man, "Uncle, I have been looking for you so hard, where have you gone?"

When the old man saw this young man, he hurriedly said, "Jin'er, why did you come here? Didn't I tell you to go back to your hometown and wait for me?"

This guy is unkempt, with a muddy face that has not been washed for several months. He is a bit fat and has a big belly. The most amazing thing is that his body is extremely disproportionate. He is about 1.7 meters tall. The legs are barely half a meter long, and the round belly makes people laugh and cry.

"Uncle, it's hard to say. After you left me alone, you wandered away. You are so chic. I am so miserable. I want to eat me! It takes less than two meals in five days, and I am almost starving to death." Me." The boy complained.

When I saw this guy calling the old man uncle, I thought he was the sloppy old man's nephew, and his outfit was no different than a beggar.Looking at his big belly and two short legs, I almost burst out laughing, this is too weird.

The old man frowned after hearing the young man's words, and said, "Jin'er, I didn't expect you to suffer so much after leaving me. Alas, you are really worrying, have you eaten yet?"

The guy named Jin'er looked down at his big belly, grinned and said, "I've eaten."

"When did you eat it?" the old Taoist asked hurriedly.

"Three days ago..."

The old Taoist rolled his eyes and almost fell on his back. He quickly pulled his dirty sleeves, "Follow me into the house and have some food."

I also hurriedly greeted this guy to enter the house. There were six or seven big steamed buns in the rice bowl. The guy shook his cheeks and started eating, like a hungry tuberculosis.After eating, he burped a few times, and his energy was much better than before.

The old Taoist smiled at me awkwardly, and said, "Sigou, this is my nephew named Yi Genjin. He was an orphan since he was a child. I have always taken care of him. I can't take him with me now, so let him stay here first." Let’s stay at your house for a while, you just need to provide him with some food and drink. This kid is stupid, and he hasn’t learned anything after following me for so many years, but he is not useless. After a long time, you will naturally find that he has special abilities, haha. "

After listening to this, I took a look at this Yi Genjin, just such a foodie still has special abilities?Anyway, I didn't see it at all.

The old Taoist sat down at home for another meeting, told Yi Genjin to stay in my house well, help him with some work if he has nothing to do, and don't just eat and drink for nothing, so he left my house.

Yi Genjin is considered diligent when he stays in my house. Apart from eating too much, there is nothing wrong with him.He is almost catching up with our family to eat as much as our family, and if this continues, it really can't afford to support him.

When I have nothing to do these few days, I practice drawing talismans hard, and the old Taoist taught me the method of drawing doors and escaping from the ground.I know that since Xiaolian came into my house, I will inevitably have to deal with ghosts and ghosts, and I will lose my life sooner or later if I have no ability to defend myself.The most important thing now is to find Mrs. Sun. This old woman may have swallowed the bead that the peacock egg turned into. Maybe she is hiding in a corner and concentrating on cultivating now. If her merits and virtues are consummated, then it will be fine?Xiao Lian's current physical body is no different from a walking dead, not to mention cold and unable to breathe, if there is that bead, Xiao Lian can live with me like a normal person, so I am determined to get this bead.

I couldn't stop thinking about it, thinking about the life of Gujing Bubo in the past, and with the sudden appearance of Xiaolian, it was completely rewritten. The past and the present are two lives for me.

The days passed quickly, and before I knew it, Yi Genjin had been at my house for more than ten days, and I gradually became familiar with him.No matter what you say, the old Taoist is my master. He entrusted his nephew to my care.

I thought I could live a peaceful life like this, but unfortunately, something unexpected happened, maybe I was too unlucky during this time, and it was really a wave of ups and downs.This afternoon, I encountered the most embarrassing thing about growing up.

Originally, I was listening to Yi Genjin talking about anecdotes from various places, what he saw and heard when he traveled around with his uncle, when suddenly a girl from the village ran to my house, pointed at my nose in the yard, and began to scold me. At that time, I thought that this girl must have been rejected by me on a blind date last time, and I complained with resentment in my heart, but later I saw that it was not the case at all. Pressed on the pile of firewood and touched her, and then said that she was pregnant with my child and was about to give birth.The loud and noisy voices alarmed many villagers. The gossip women who can play up these little things vividly, when they saw such good news materials, they hurried out of their homes and surrounded me. Spread the word No, my house was full of spectators after a while.

My face turned green, and I said to myself, Tian Niu, you don't bring such wronged people, even if I didn't agree to have sex with you, you can't ruin my reputation, when did I put you on a firewood pile and molested you?

Tian Niu was crying and making noise in the yard of our house. She used to be a quiet and shy girl, but now she looks like a cursing shrew.No matter how I explain it, these onlookers all look at me with strange eyes, with an attitude of believing it rather than believing it.

At this time, Tian Niu's mother and Aunt Wang rushed to my house after hearing the news. This Aunt Wang also acted as a matchmaker for me and Tian Niu. Seeing that Tian Niu was being rude and making trouble here, she stared at her and said, "Tian Niu , What's wrong with you child, have you been bewitched, stop messing around here, and go home with your mother!"

Tian Niu rolled her eyes, her appearance was very strange, and there was a demonic look on her face, which made people feel uncomfortable.She glanced at Aunt Wang with her eyes, and said in a shrill voice, "Isn't this Wang Po? I'm your grandma. Get on your knees and kowtow to grandma!"

This sentence shocked everyone, and now no one believes Tian Niu's words and doubts me.Because everyone in the village knows that Tian Niu's current appearance is most likely "recruiting the old Huanger", ("recruiting the old Huanger" is a dialect in Northeast China, which means that the yellow skin is on the upper body, and she is fascinated by it. ) talking nonsense and pretending to be an older generation, and her current expressions and movements are like a weasel with a sharp mouth and monkey cheeks.

In the end, Aunt Wang and Tian Niu's mother worked together to drag Tian Niu home. Tian Niu's facial features were distorted, and she turned around from time to time to yell at me, and threatened to come to me every day to settle accounts.

I was so depressed, I was scolded by a little girl for no reason, and I was ashamed in front of so many people.At night, I was not in the mood to eat, so I went to the yard alone to take a breath.The autumn wind at night was very cool and refreshing. I looked at the half-circle moon in the sky and thought about what happened in the afternoon. Tian Niu and I grew up together. I know what kind of person she is. Today she is What the hell is going on?While I was thinking about it, Yi Genjin came out of the house, stood beside me, and said, "Brother Dog, are you still worrying about something during the day?"

I nodded, "I don't know what's going on with Tian Niu, she's competing with me."

Yi Genjin had a serious face at this time, and he lost his usual stupid foodie look, and said, "Brother Dog, I know where the root of the disease is. If you trust me, take your shovel and follow me now."