Perfect peach luck

Chapter 054

Han Dongsheng was very helpless looking at Shen Fan's ugly face, this guy definitely has something wrong with his mind.

"Can you be more serious?" Han Dongsheng said after taking a deep breath.

"As long as you don't like me, I can do anything! I only love girls!" Shen Fan responded vigilantly.

"Are you saying you're not going to die!"

"Yes!" Shen Fan nodded seriously.

"I just said that I don't want to fall in love with any woman now, that's all! My orientation is still normal so far!" Han Dongsheng also declared very firmly.

Shen Fan looked at him suspiciously, crossed his legs and continued to ask on the hospital bed: "Is the girl chasing you a dinosaur?"

"Not really, according to what that guy Chaozi said, he's one of the top five girls in our school." Han Dongsheng responded indifferently.

"Ci'ao, you're just playing tricks! Since you have a normal orientation, and since the girl is chasing you, why would you act like this? Fuck, are you here to show off to me?" Shen Fan frowned at Han Dongsheng raised his middle finger.

"What do I have to show off with you? Not only do you have An Xiaohua, but you also have the goddess teacher who attracts the most attention in the school. If you are in front of you, aren't you playing with an ax in front of the class, or playing a big knife in front of Guan Gong?" Han Dongsheng smiled lightly, a little helplessly .

"You're right." Shen Fanqiu responded shamelessly, "Then why did you run out?"

"Because I don't want to have anything to do with any woman right now."

Shen Fan listened to Han Dongsheng's reason very seriously this time, and also noticed the look on his face when he said this. It was a feeling of almost despair, or hopelessness. It seemed that this kid was refusing There is a story behind, "Have you ever suffered from a woman?"

"It's not just eating?" Han Dongsheng sneered, his expression was full of coldness, and it seemed that there was a faint sense of self-deprecating in it.

"I am willing to be your listener." Shen Fan smiled slightly, "First of all, I am not a gossip. As a brother, I feel that I have an obligation to share your troubles and worries."

"You regard me as a brother?" Han Dongsheng suddenly raised his drooping eyelids, and looked at Shen Fan with a very special look.

"What do you think?" Hearing this question, Shen Fan smiled helplessly, exhaled a long breath, and said, "Do you think I'm only here to bring you meals every day?"

"Hehe." Han Dongsheng shrugged, raised his eyebrows and said, "I'm sorry, I may have hurt someone a bit. Speaking of the meal, I can explain it to myself. I'm not lazy, nor rich. My prodigal son, I just like to be quiet."

"I was interrupted, tell me your story." Shen Fan moved into the hospital bed, then leaned back slightly, suddenly felt something pricked his waist and stretched out his hand to grab it. It doesn't matter if you grab it, wait When he took out that stuff, Han Dongsheng on the opposite side burst out laughing.

Shen Fan looked at the thing he was holding in his hand, smiled embarrassedly, and said, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, that girl walked away in a hurry just now, maybe she forgot to put it on."

Han Dongsheng looked at the lace bra in Shen Fan's hand and shook his head helplessly and smiled, "It seems that I'm really bothering you."

"Isn't that right! When we were in progress, you called, and the girl fled shyly, leaving behind her breasts." Shen Fan stuck out his tongue and accused.

"Why don't you call the girl back, and I'll go out by myself." Saying that, Han Dongsheng stood up and was about to leave, but was stopped by Shen Fan with a yell.

After Han Dongsheng learned that he had changed his family, he also blamed himself a little. Now that Shen Fan ordered him to stay, he had no choice but to obey the order.

Shen Fan pointed to the whiskey on the table, and realized that if Han Dongsheng was bored, he could drink it himself, so as to achieve the purpose of quitting alcohol and alleviating his worries.

Han Dongsheng was not polite either, he picked up the bottle of whiskey that Song Xiaoci had opened before and was about to blow it to his mouth, Shen Fan stopped again when he saw this: "Fuck, that's what my sister blew on it, you can't blow it again, Then kiss indirectly!"

"Hehe, then I'll open another bottle." Seeing Shen Fan's small belly, Han Dongsheng could only smile helplessly.

Han Dongsheng left the whiskey and walked to the window, opened the curtains with a wave, looked at the night outside, and said nothing...

In the unfathomable heights of the sky, night, before his enchanted eyes, presents great spectacle.

The darkness unfolded its black velvet, covering the horizon, and countless stars were emitting light, shining with phosphorescent brilliance, weaving into beautiful patterns.

Below, in the indistinct place where the earth and the sky meet, the lights of the city are scattered in the darkness...

A soft, intimate, night silence hangs over the sky, occasionally a few night songs are heard, and then there is a drowsy silence again, and there is a distant, almost audible hum of a motor vehicle song.

night.

silence.

people.

quiet.

Han Dongsheng drank the whiskey in one gulp, while Shen Fan sat on the hospital bed like a Maitreya Buddha.

These two big men combined into such a picture in this silent night, it is indeed a bit strange.

Three-quarters of the large bottle of whiskey had been poured down by Han Dongsheng. Suddenly he turned his handsome face with an unusually serious expression. From his eyes, Shen Fan seemed to feel a kind of resentment that had been accumulated for a long time.

Before Shen Fan could ask, he said, "You can never understand women, what kind of love, what kind of love, and what kind of happiness is there?"

"Uh..." Shen Fan did not expect that Han Dongsheng would suddenly say such a sentence after being silent for a long time, "Have you ever had a hard time remembering it?"

"Yes, it was my first love, but I couldn't stand that kind of bondage." Han Dongsheng raised the whiskey and took another gulp.

"The wings of youth cut through painful memories, and yesterday's tears stirred up ripples in my heart." Shen Fan responded meaningfully.

"What you said is quite philosophical." Han Dongsheng and Han nodded in agreement and continued, "A woman's thinking is so weird, her love is to lead me to her own happiness, but after I go in, I can only I have worked hard for her happiness, her birthday, her dog's birthday, her new year, these so-called major festivals, no matter what I do, no one can make her happy, I Girls who feel happy don't exist at all. For example, Batman's girlfriend, before he became Batman, the girl always said: 'You are nothing, you are useless, you are useless, how can I Will I be with a man like you?' The poor man became Batman, and on the same day she said: You are Batman? But I want to find a normal man, how can I be with you ?It's all about the fault of the love story, shitty hollywood blockbuster, girl and guy fall in love, they finally get together, the movie ends, no one tells you what happens after that, let me tell you what happens after that. "

"Okay, tell me." Shen Fan opened his eyes wide and looked at Han Dongsheng. It seems that this guy belongs to the boring and sassy type. He usually wears cool clothes with care and words like gold. After drinking a little wine, he will complain endlessly. up.

"Let's put it this way, that person, my first woman, if I don't hug her for two days, something will happen. If I hug her, she will say: 'Huh, hugging is not affectionate at all. You just perfunctory!' Damn, how can I be perfunctory! This is a woman, a woman in love!"

"Also! She went to buy something that was designed, but it turned out to be another thing that she bought back. Once she said she wanted to change the sofa, and then I walked around the mall with her for a day, but in the end she would only buy A pair of stockings come back, and then they will continue to tell me that I want to buy a sofa, I want to buy a sofa!"

"My concern is just her humble flattery. Why should I pawn my youth without complaint or regret?" The more Han Dongsheng spoke, the more excited he became, and the more he spoke, the more intense he was like a complaining woman.

But in Shen Fan's opinion, the last sentence he said was really philosophical, so he couldn't stop nodding his head in agreement.

"I've lived with her since the second half of my sophomore year, but she's not a student. Sometimes when I'm in class, she'll call. If I pick up the phone and tell her I can't call now, she'll say to me. What's going on in 2 minutes?"

Damn, I'm in class!I'm not a vagrant like her!Say 2 minutes and what can you get?Then, she needs to say 'I love you' to her before hanging up her phone.

Tsao, Mao's 'I love you'!I was in class, and it was already dangerous to run out to answer her phone!

If I really hang up her phone in 2 minutes, she will be very angry and tell me: You are not interested in me!Don't even want to talk to me!

You think, if you are busy and get a text message saying: I love you.

Then you reply: I love you too.

Then there was one text message after another.

Mao!Give the fuck a go!Are you right? "

"Yes!" Shen Fan stared dumbfounded at the roaring Han Dongsheng, and nodded in a daze. If Shen Fan was familiar with modern technology software games, he would find that the current Han Dongsheng really looks like the real version of Roaring Tom. cat!

"If I don't reply to two messages, she will call right away, and if I dare not answer, I will receive a text message after 10 minutes saying: I think we may not be suitable! It's just 10 minutes, Just went from 'I love you' to 'We don't fit'. That's a case where she didn't have a low mood, and now I know why men are dying of heart disease and gays are taking over the world! Because there is no Women to ruin their happiness."

Shen Fan took a deep breath and responded: "People say that behind every successful man there is a woman. So you can't kill all the women with one stick!"

"That's right, but no one told you: Behind every unsuccessful man, there is also a woman! And we all know that in this world, there are far more unsuccessful people than successful ones!"