Raise a fairy to be a wife
Chapter 33 Twitching Little Brother
He Yufei leaned against a newsstand, watched Ren Xinyu walk into the distance, reached out to stop a middle-aged man in smart clothes, and said:
"Hi sir, may I bother you?"
With a smile on Ren Xinyu's face and her pretty face, this middle-aged man, who looked like a successful person, couldn't help being stunned for a while. He Yufei pinched his nose with his hand. After seeing the man's silence for a while, he suddenly felt heartbroken. road:
"Miss, you have hands and feet, why do you want to do this? You can support yourself by doing whatever you want. Although your body and appearance are good enough, but listen to my advice, you will be right when you turn back."
He Yufei heard the man say halfway, and couldn't move his nose-picking hand anymore. Then, when he turned his head, he saw that Ren Xinyu's smiling face had begun to deform, and his whole face began to twitch.
"Wow, this man is really crazy. He actually treats our sister Xin as a receptionist. She still has such a bodhisattva heart. I saw a good person today."
After hearing the man's words, He Yufei couldn't help standing upright when he saw the man's painful expression, admiring the man.
"Sir, you may be wrong. I'm not in that line of work. May I take up a little of your time?"
Although Ren Xinyu's misunderstood face was twitching, but the other party was so upright and stalwart, Ren Xinyu could only smile dryly and asked the other party again.
Unexpectedly, the well-dressed man actually looked up and down Ren Xinyu with bright eyes when he heard Ren Xinyu's words. , Instantly subverted the tall image in He Yufei's heart just now.
"So you're saying you're a sugar daddy? You're right. Not only are you young and promising, but you're also in good health. Seven times a night is a bit exaggerated, but four or five times is no problem." .”
This stalwart man suddenly spoke so wretchedly, not only He Yufei looked dumbfounded, but also Ren Xinyu was dumbfounded, as if he couldn't believe his ears.
Seeing that Ren Xinyu had become demented, the man thought that Ren Xinyu was moved by what he said, so he continued:
"Tell me, how much money do you want for a year? If it's the first time you've been taken care of by someone, I can still give you a house, and it's okay..."
The more Ren Xinyu listened, the more gloomy her face became. Did she treat me like a mistress?How could Ren Xinyu continue to listen, she slapped the man with a big mouth, and saw that the man stretched out his finger, Ren Xinyu slapped him away, and cursed:
"You're fucking out of your mind. Who told you that I'm going to be a mistress? I just want to ask you if you have time. Can I borrow your cell phone to make a call? What's your name? Be careful and I'll sue you for libel. tell you."
Ren Xinyu scolded more and more vigorously, but He Yufei was puzzled, so there is a crime of defamation?
"Sister, I, I was wrong, here it is, this is my mobile phone, remember to return it to me when you're done using it, I'm leaving first."
Seeing that Ren Xinyu's voice kept attracting the attention and looks of passers-by, this stalwart man was so frightened that he threw his phone to Ren Xinyu and ran away, covering his face.
"This beast in human skin actually knows how to save face."
He Yufei stared blankly at the side for a while, and saw that the man ran away, so he leaned against the newsstand again, and started the task he hadn't finished~~~ Picking his nose.
Ren Xinyu scolded the man's leaving back again, and then walked towards He Yufei.
"He looks like a dog, and he is so perverted. There must be many good women who have been harmed by this pervert. If you have a chance, tell Xiaoyun, find out who this person is, and you must kill him. Treating old age as a junior is really blind."
As Ren Xinyu walked, she unscrupulously cursed without direction.
He Yufei wanted to laugh when he saw it, but he didn't dare, for fear that Ren Xinyu would suffer from schizophrenia and scold him again.
"Hey, why are you still holding someone's cell phone when you scold him so much?"
He Yufei flicked his fingers out of his nose, crossed his arms and asked.
"When did you become a pig's head? I don't know if the son doesn't teach, is it the father's fault? What's more, a mobile phone without IQ will change as soon as it is held by anything."
When Ren Xinyu heard what He Yufei said, she immediately attacked He Yufei.
He Yufei is wronged, I just want to remind you why you took other people's mobile phones.
"Hey, if you don't call your dad, maybe he's going to jump into the river."
He Yufei was completely speechless. He thought he was a donkey with good intentions, and curled his lips helplessly. Sure enough, Ren Xinyu heard He Yufei's words and shouted:
"Oops, Dad."
As he spoke, he began to make calls with Qin Beast's mobile phone.
"Beep...beep..."
"Huh? Is this a copycat of Nima? Can you hear the beeping sound from such a distance without using the hands-free?"
He Yufei looked suspiciously at the cell phone that he had brought from a stalwart man, and when he thought about the cell phone he could no longer use, a huge question mark suddenly appeared above his head.
"What? No one answered?"
Seeing that Ren Xinyu didn't get through, He Yufei said it was over.
"Yeah, I'm sure my dad is dying in a hurry. He has time to pick up this kind of strange number. What should I do? What should I do? My dad won't really jump into the river, will he?"
While talking, Ren Xinyu suddenly grabbed He Yufei and said anxiously.
"It's true that when this person encounters an accident with his relatives, he doesn't know how to use his brain. He doesn't even think that even if your father wants to jump, then his subordinates will not be able to jump if they look at him."
He Yufei looked at Ren Xinyu's anxious expression, and said:
"That's all right, all right, don't mess with my clothes, your father is also a secretary, secretary, driver and so on, you should remember some phone calls."
"Yeah, how could I forget this."
Ren Xinyu jumped up happily as she spoke, and hurriedly unlocked the phone to enter the number, but her fingers froze on the keys of the phone for a long time without going down.
He Yufei looked at Ren Xinyu's instantly stiff face and knew that the woman really didn't have a mark, so she slapped her face with her hand, and said helplessly:
"You always remember the phone number of Linxi TV Station or some newspapers? If you don't remember it, call 110 and ask the police uncle to help you check it."
"Oh, yes."
Ren Xinyu listened to He Yufei's words, but this time she simply entered a few numbers quickly, and after a while, she was connected there.
"Hello, this is the customer service consultation center of Linxi News TV Station. How can I help you?"
As soon as it was connected, He Yufei thought it was a knock-off version of the mobile phone, and the sound came from far away.
"I'm Secretary Ren's daughter, I'm still alive, please help me transfer me offline to his phone, thank you."
He Yufei felt ignorant when he heard Ren Xinyu's words. It was a crime of defamation just now, but now the customer service can be transferred to the secretary's phone?
"Excuse me, just wait a moment, I will go to our customer service supervisor."
The girl over there obviously didn't know whether what Ren Xinyu said was right or wrong, so she could only react upwards.
"Look, this is the basic situation. When encountering problems, I always like to push them one level at a time. I guess when the head of the TV station comes, your dad will jump into the river."
He Yufei rolled his eyes helplessly when he heard this, and thought in his heart.
He Yufei waited with Ren Xinyu for a while, and as expected, this person went to report to the higher level again, and Ren Xinyu shouted "Hello" into the phone in a hurry.
"Ah~~~ha"
He Yufei yawned, then walked over to the place selling snacks next to him, took out the money in his pocket and checked, there were still more than 100.
Speaking of which, it took the two of them more than half an hour to walk out from the depths of the forest park, nearly an hour, and then they came to the nearest crossroads, and only then did the scene where Ren Xinyu accepted it at the beginning.
"Boss, bring me three breads, two ham sausages, and two bottles of water, thank you."
He Yufei looked at what was in the small shop, then pointed and said.
"Okay, a total of 24, take it."
He Yufei paid the money with one hand, and took the plastic bag from the boss with the other. At this moment, the boss started to laugh and said:
"Go slowly, come back next time."
And He Yufei's face turned dark at this time, and the bag didn't look at the boss, thinking in his heart:
"The things sold near the park are really dark, especially near this kind of park with withered popularity. Next time I come to your head, I'm not interested in this kind of place where mandarin ducks are all in the forest."
He Yufei wanted to go back to thinking, but he still took out the noodles from the plastic bag, tore them apart, and started to eat. No matter if it was delicious or not, let's eat it first. You know, it's already past two o'clock in the afternoon.
He Yufei was so fast, when he walked to Ren Xinyu's side, he had already finished eating the bread in his hand, so he threw the packaging bag into the trash can next to him. Getting angry:
"I don't care which department you are in, what level, I am Ren Xinyu, Ren Haiyue's daughter, I think you all know about my car falling into the river, I'm fine now, but everything like my phone fell into the river It’s gone, I borrowed someone else’s mobile phone, ok? If my dad jumped into the river in a hurry, it’s because you didn’t respond to the news that I survived in time.”
"Are you really Miss Ren Xinyu?"
A male voice came from over there, as if he was really frightened by Ren Xinyu, and said with some uncertainty.
"Nonsense, can you be more dedicated to your TV station? My dad jumped into the river. If you know that you are delaying time, you will definitely replace your senior management one by one."
Ren Xinyu was also really anxious, and actually threatened the entire TV station, but this trick really worked, I just heard the man over there say:
"Okay, okay, we will contact Secretary Ren for you immediately, please hold the phone and wait."
"Wait a fart, wait until it's almost dark, just tell my dad, I'll go home in a while, and that person will go too, that's fine, that's it."
After Ren Xinyu said this, she snapped the phone off, and then threw the phone into the trash can next to her with a "swish". Such a chic action made He Yufei, who was eating ham, forget to chew it. He stared blankly at the trash can and said:
"What happened to you with this phone?"
"If you don't throw the mobile phone used by the garbage man in the trash can, where do you throw it? You expect me to take it back? If you want it, go to the trash can and get it yourself."
What Ren Xinyu said as a matter of course, instantly overturned He Yufei's principle of "it is the father's fault if the son does not teach" to Ren Xinyu just now.
He Yufei paused, swallowed the ham sausage in his mouth, and then put the ham sausage in his mouth to eat, but Ren Xinyu snatched it away.
He Yufei was about to say, "I bought one for you too."
Seeing that Ren Xinyu didn't care that He Yufei had bitten a piece, she started to eat it angrily.
"Does this count as indirect kissing?"
Such a question just popped into He Yufei's head, and then he thought that he had been to the river directly, so he stopped fussing with the angry Ren Xinyu.
He Yufei took out another ham sausage, unpacked it, and when he was about to eat it, Ren Xinyu snatched it away, and He Yufei shouted:
"That's my sausage."
As soon as the voice fell, Ren Xinyu bit off most of it with a vicious bite, and He Yufei could hear the sound of the teeth clashing clearly. He Yufei, who was about to make some theory, was instantly terrified.
The legs clamped tightly, then swallowed, wiped off the cold sweat and said:
"What's yours is yours."
"Humph."
Seeing He Yufei's cowardly look, Ren Xinyu snorted and ate the leftover sausage.
He Yufei was so embarrassing, if he didn't really feel the sign that Ren Xinyu would cultivate, he really thought that Ren Xinyu also had two souls in her body.
"Brother, for your safety, brother, let's sacrifice some mineral water."
Seeing that Ren Xinyu was still gnawing on the remaining sausage, He Yufei not only twitched in his heart, but also felt that his little brother was twitching.
"Hi sir, may I bother you?"
With a smile on Ren Xinyu's face and her pretty face, this middle-aged man, who looked like a successful person, couldn't help being stunned for a while. He Yufei pinched his nose with his hand. After seeing the man's silence for a while, he suddenly felt heartbroken. road:
"Miss, you have hands and feet, why do you want to do this? You can support yourself by doing whatever you want. Although your body and appearance are good enough, but listen to my advice, you will be right when you turn back."
He Yufei heard the man say halfway, and couldn't move his nose-picking hand anymore. Then, when he turned his head, he saw that Ren Xinyu's smiling face had begun to deform, and his whole face began to twitch.
"Wow, this man is really crazy. He actually treats our sister Xin as a receptionist. She still has such a bodhisattva heart. I saw a good person today."
After hearing the man's words, He Yufei couldn't help standing upright when he saw the man's painful expression, admiring the man.
"Sir, you may be wrong. I'm not in that line of work. May I take up a little of your time?"
Although Ren Xinyu's misunderstood face was twitching, but the other party was so upright and stalwart, Ren Xinyu could only smile dryly and asked the other party again.
Unexpectedly, the well-dressed man actually looked up and down Ren Xinyu with bright eyes when he heard Ren Xinyu's words. , Instantly subverted the tall image in He Yufei's heart just now.
"So you're saying you're a sugar daddy? You're right. Not only are you young and promising, but you're also in good health. Seven times a night is a bit exaggerated, but four or five times is no problem." .”
This stalwart man suddenly spoke so wretchedly, not only He Yufei looked dumbfounded, but also Ren Xinyu was dumbfounded, as if he couldn't believe his ears.
Seeing that Ren Xinyu had become demented, the man thought that Ren Xinyu was moved by what he said, so he continued:
"Tell me, how much money do you want for a year? If it's the first time you've been taken care of by someone, I can still give you a house, and it's okay..."
The more Ren Xinyu listened, the more gloomy her face became. Did she treat me like a mistress?How could Ren Xinyu continue to listen, she slapped the man with a big mouth, and saw that the man stretched out his finger, Ren Xinyu slapped him away, and cursed:
"You're fucking out of your mind. Who told you that I'm going to be a mistress? I just want to ask you if you have time. Can I borrow your cell phone to make a call? What's your name? Be careful and I'll sue you for libel. tell you."
Ren Xinyu scolded more and more vigorously, but He Yufei was puzzled, so there is a crime of defamation?
"Sister, I, I was wrong, here it is, this is my mobile phone, remember to return it to me when you're done using it, I'm leaving first."
Seeing that Ren Xinyu's voice kept attracting the attention and looks of passers-by, this stalwart man was so frightened that he threw his phone to Ren Xinyu and ran away, covering his face.
"This beast in human skin actually knows how to save face."
He Yufei stared blankly at the side for a while, and saw that the man ran away, so he leaned against the newsstand again, and started the task he hadn't finished~~~ Picking his nose.
Ren Xinyu scolded the man's leaving back again, and then walked towards He Yufei.
"He looks like a dog, and he is so perverted. There must be many good women who have been harmed by this pervert. If you have a chance, tell Xiaoyun, find out who this person is, and you must kill him. Treating old age as a junior is really blind."
As Ren Xinyu walked, she unscrupulously cursed without direction.
He Yufei wanted to laugh when he saw it, but he didn't dare, for fear that Ren Xinyu would suffer from schizophrenia and scold him again.
"Hey, why are you still holding someone's cell phone when you scold him so much?"
He Yufei flicked his fingers out of his nose, crossed his arms and asked.
"When did you become a pig's head? I don't know if the son doesn't teach, is it the father's fault? What's more, a mobile phone without IQ will change as soon as it is held by anything."
When Ren Xinyu heard what He Yufei said, she immediately attacked He Yufei.
He Yufei is wronged, I just want to remind you why you took other people's mobile phones.
"Hey, if you don't call your dad, maybe he's going to jump into the river."
He Yufei was completely speechless. He thought he was a donkey with good intentions, and curled his lips helplessly. Sure enough, Ren Xinyu heard He Yufei's words and shouted:
"Oops, Dad."
As he spoke, he began to make calls with Qin Beast's mobile phone.
"Beep...beep..."
"Huh? Is this a copycat of Nima? Can you hear the beeping sound from such a distance without using the hands-free?"
He Yufei looked suspiciously at the cell phone that he had brought from a stalwart man, and when he thought about the cell phone he could no longer use, a huge question mark suddenly appeared above his head.
"What? No one answered?"
Seeing that Ren Xinyu didn't get through, He Yufei said it was over.
"Yeah, I'm sure my dad is dying in a hurry. He has time to pick up this kind of strange number. What should I do? What should I do? My dad won't really jump into the river, will he?"
While talking, Ren Xinyu suddenly grabbed He Yufei and said anxiously.
"It's true that when this person encounters an accident with his relatives, he doesn't know how to use his brain. He doesn't even think that even if your father wants to jump, then his subordinates will not be able to jump if they look at him."
He Yufei looked at Ren Xinyu's anxious expression, and said:
"That's all right, all right, don't mess with my clothes, your father is also a secretary, secretary, driver and so on, you should remember some phone calls."
"Yeah, how could I forget this."
Ren Xinyu jumped up happily as she spoke, and hurriedly unlocked the phone to enter the number, but her fingers froze on the keys of the phone for a long time without going down.
He Yufei looked at Ren Xinyu's instantly stiff face and knew that the woman really didn't have a mark, so she slapped her face with her hand, and said helplessly:
"You always remember the phone number of Linxi TV Station or some newspapers? If you don't remember it, call 110 and ask the police uncle to help you check it."
"Oh, yes."
Ren Xinyu listened to He Yufei's words, but this time she simply entered a few numbers quickly, and after a while, she was connected there.
"Hello, this is the customer service consultation center of Linxi News TV Station. How can I help you?"
As soon as it was connected, He Yufei thought it was a knock-off version of the mobile phone, and the sound came from far away.
"I'm Secretary Ren's daughter, I'm still alive, please help me transfer me offline to his phone, thank you."
He Yufei felt ignorant when he heard Ren Xinyu's words. It was a crime of defamation just now, but now the customer service can be transferred to the secretary's phone?
"Excuse me, just wait a moment, I will go to our customer service supervisor."
The girl over there obviously didn't know whether what Ren Xinyu said was right or wrong, so she could only react upwards.
"Look, this is the basic situation. When encountering problems, I always like to push them one level at a time. I guess when the head of the TV station comes, your dad will jump into the river."
He Yufei rolled his eyes helplessly when he heard this, and thought in his heart.
He Yufei waited with Ren Xinyu for a while, and as expected, this person went to report to the higher level again, and Ren Xinyu shouted "Hello" into the phone in a hurry.
"Ah~~~ha"
He Yufei yawned, then walked over to the place selling snacks next to him, took out the money in his pocket and checked, there were still more than 100.
Speaking of which, it took the two of them more than half an hour to walk out from the depths of the forest park, nearly an hour, and then they came to the nearest crossroads, and only then did the scene where Ren Xinyu accepted it at the beginning.
"Boss, bring me three breads, two ham sausages, and two bottles of water, thank you."
He Yufei looked at what was in the small shop, then pointed and said.
"Okay, a total of 24, take it."
He Yufei paid the money with one hand, and took the plastic bag from the boss with the other. At this moment, the boss started to laugh and said:
"Go slowly, come back next time."
And He Yufei's face turned dark at this time, and the bag didn't look at the boss, thinking in his heart:
"The things sold near the park are really dark, especially near this kind of park with withered popularity. Next time I come to your head, I'm not interested in this kind of place where mandarin ducks are all in the forest."
He Yufei wanted to go back to thinking, but he still took out the noodles from the plastic bag, tore them apart, and started to eat. No matter if it was delicious or not, let's eat it first. You know, it's already past two o'clock in the afternoon.
He Yufei was so fast, when he walked to Ren Xinyu's side, he had already finished eating the bread in his hand, so he threw the packaging bag into the trash can next to him. Getting angry:
"I don't care which department you are in, what level, I am Ren Xinyu, Ren Haiyue's daughter, I think you all know about my car falling into the river, I'm fine now, but everything like my phone fell into the river It’s gone, I borrowed someone else’s mobile phone, ok? If my dad jumped into the river in a hurry, it’s because you didn’t respond to the news that I survived in time.”
"Are you really Miss Ren Xinyu?"
A male voice came from over there, as if he was really frightened by Ren Xinyu, and said with some uncertainty.
"Nonsense, can you be more dedicated to your TV station? My dad jumped into the river. If you know that you are delaying time, you will definitely replace your senior management one by one."
Ren Xinyu was also really anxious, and actually threatened the entire TV station, but this trick really worked, I just heard the man over there say:
"Okay, okay, we will contact Secretary Ren for you immediately, please hold the phone and wait."
"Wait a fart, wait until it's almost dark, just tell my dad, I'll go home in a while, and that person will go too, that's fine, that's it."
After Ren Xinyu said this, she snapped the phone off, and then threw the phone into the trash can next to her with a "swish". Such a chic action made He Yufei, who was eating ham, forget to chew it. He stared blankly at the trash can and said:
"What happened to you with this phone?"
"If you don't throw the mobile phone used by the garbage man in the trash can, where do you throw it? You expect me to take it back? If you want it, go to the trash can and get it yourself."
What Ren Xinyu said as a matter of course, instantly overturned He Yufei's principle of "it is the father's fault if the son does not teach" to Ren Xinyu just now.
He Yufei paused, swallowed the ham sausage in his mouth, and then put the ham sausage in his mouth to eat, but Ren Xinyu snatched it away.
He Yufei was about to say, "I bought one for you too."
Seeing that Ren Xinyu didn't care that He Yufei had bitten a piece, she started to eat it angrily.
"Does this count as indirect kissing?"
Such a question just popped into He Yufei's head, and then he thought that he had been to the river directly, so he stopped fussing with the angry Ren Xinyu.
He Yufei took out another ham sausage, unpacked it, and when he was about to eat it, Ren Xinyu snatched it away, and He Yufei shouted:
"That's my sausage."
As soon as the voice fell, Ren Xinyu bit off most of it with a vicious bite, and He Yufei could hear the sound of the teeth clashing clearly. He Yufei, who was about to make some theory, was instantly terrified.
The legs clamped tightly, then swallowed, wiped off the cold sweat and said:
"What's yours is yours."
"Humph."
Seeing He Yufei's cowardly look, Ren Xinyu snorted and ate the leftover sausage.
He Yufei was so embarrassing, if he didn't really feel the sign that Ren Xinyu would cultivate, he really thought that Ren Xinyu also had two souls in her body.
"Brother, for your safety, brother, let's sacrifice some mineral water."
Seeing that Ren Xinyu was still gnawing on the remaining sausage, He Yufei not only twitched in his heart, but also felt that his little brother was twitching.
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