Huaxia Supreme Patron Saint

"My meaning is very simple, I just don't want to fight with you." Zheng Dingqian replied.

"You still don't understand, right? Let me tell you a story first: an American, a Japanese, and a Chinese were walking in the desert, and while walking, they saw a bottle, which floated out after opening the cork. Come alone, that person said: 'I am a fairy, I can grant each of you three wishes!'

The Americans were the first to rush to say: "My first wish is to have a lot of money." The fairy said: "This is simple, satisfy you!"Tell me about your second wish. 'The Americans said: I want a lot of money! After the fairy fulfilled his wish, the American said his third wish: "Get me home." ’ The fairy said: ‘No problem. 'So the Americans returned to the United States with a lot of money.

The god asked the Japanese again.The Japanese say: 'I want beautiful women! 'The fairy gave him a beautiful woman.The Japanese said again: I still want beautiful women! 'The gods also satisfied him and gave him beautiful women. .The Japanese finally said: 'Send me back to Japan. '

After the gods sent the Japanese back to China, they asked the Chinese what they wanted.

The Chinese say: 'Let's have a bottle of Erguotou first. 'The gods gave it to him.Ask him what his second wish is.The Chinese say: Another bottle of Erguotou! ' The fairy asked him what his third wish was.

The Chinese said: 'I really miss the Japanese and the Americans, you can get them all back

The Japanese and the Americans were extremely popular, but there was nothing they could do, so the three had no choice but to continue walking.As I was walking, I saw another bottle. After opening the cork, another person came out. The person said: "I am the apprentice of the god just now. My mana is not as powerful as him, so I can only grant two wishes for each of you." The Japanese and the Americans think that it is better to let the Chinese say it first, so as not to be brought back by him later.

So the Chinese said: "Then let's have a bottle of Erguotou first." 'The fairy granted his wish.The Japanese and Americans urged the Chinese to express their second wish quickly.After the Chinese finished drinking Erguotou, they said to the gods unhurriedly: "Okay, it's all right, you can go." '

The Americans and the Japanese continued to trek along with the Chinese angrily. As they walked, they saw another bottle. After opening the cork, another person floated out. The person said, "I am the apprentice of that immortal apprentice. Each one of you wishes can be fulfilled! The American rushed to say, "I don't want to see that Chinese person again." ’ The fairy said: ‘Okay. ', and then turned to ask the Japanese: 'What about yours? The Japanese hurriedly said, "I don't want to see that Chinese person either." ’ The fairy said: ‘Okay. ’, then turned to ask the Chinese: ‘What about yours? 'The Chinese say: 'What they say doesn't count'

So the Americans and the Japanese followed the Chinese with gritted teeth. As they walked, they saw another bottle. After opening the cork, another person floated out. I can only grant one wish of the three of you! 'The Americans and the Japanese shouted in unison: 'What the Chinese said doesn't count'.The man said: 'Okay', so he turned around and asked the Chinese: 'What do you want to say? 'The Chinese said: 'Let them all go back to their respective countries, don't suffer with me'.

The three continued to walk, and they saw the edge of the desert, and they were about to succeed!

Suddenly, a group of indigenous people came around.

The chief said: I want to see which of you is the smartest, the smartest can go, and the remaining two stay. I will beat each of you with 100 sticks, but before the beating, each of you can ask for one.

Americans think about it: put a cushion

The chief ordered: OK

As a result, the mats were smashed and the Americans were beaten half to death

The Japanese say: Give me 10 cushions

As a result, the mat was broken, and the Japanese were fine. He laughed, hahahahaha, the Japanese are smarter, right?

The chief said to the Chinese: you say

The Chinese said: put the Japanese on the mat!

Now, do you understand? "Zheng Dingqian finally asked.

The Japanese is still dizzy now, and he has not recovered from Zheng Dingqian's Americans, Japanese, and Chinese. His Chinese is not very good, and he can barely understand what Zheng Dingqian said, but Zheng Dingqian Having said such a long list, he still hasn't fully understood it.

"What do you mean?" the Japanese asked dazedly.

"Damn! It's really a lifetime thing to be anxious about IQ. What I mean is very simple, I just don't want to fight with you, so you should admit defeat yourself, I'm too lazy to do it." Zheng Dingqian explained directly.

"I admit defeat myself? Baga, are you kidding me?" the Japanese asked angrily.Originally, he thought that after Zheng Dingqian said so much, he would definitely admit defeat, which would save him from doing anything, but he didn't expect this to be the case in the end.

"I'm talking about your IQ, but now you can see that I'm playing tricks on you. Really, any beast can't be compared, and it really doesn't work to treat you as a human being." Zheng Dingqian said speechlessly.

"Baga, you're dead." The Japanese rushed towards Zheng Dingqian as he said that, brandishing a samurai sword, apparently, he was about to split Zheng Dingqian in half.His speed is very fast. Compared with the two previous ninjas, his speed is more than [-]% faster. It seems that the strength of this ninja is also higher than the previous two ninjas.

"Wait!" Zheng Dingqian said suddenly.

"What else do you need?" The Japanese didn't know what he was thinking, but he actually listened to Zheng Dingqian's words.

"Let me say one last word, wow." Zheng Dingqian howled suddenly. Of course, this howl was not an ordinary howl. They scattered in all directions, perhaps because of Zheng Dingqian's control, most of the noise went directly towards the Japanese.

"Ah!" Before the Japanese figured out what happened, he uttered a scream and fell down, holding his head and rolling around on the ground, looking extremely painful.

"Haha, Xiao Mian, fight with me. Your IQ is far behind. If this is the case, you will die." Zheng Dingqian smiled cruelly, and rushed towards the ninja. The sword went directly towards the ninja's neck.

"Boy, how dare you." At this time, the little Japanese man roared, and was about to attack Zheng Dingqian.People have already appeared on the ring.

"Yamakawa Jiro, what, do you want to start a war?" The elder of the dragon group suddenly appeared on the ring at this time, blocked Shanchuan Jiro, and said loudly.