Huaxia Supreme Patron Saint

Next, everyone started to eat barbecue, but the atmosphere seemed a bit dull, everyone

They were all intoxicated by Long Ao's singing, and they didn't come back to their senses.

Seeing everyone like this, Xing Hu chuckled and said, "Let me tell you a joke." After finishing speaking, he didn't wait for everyone to speak, so he said on his own:

There was a couple of lovers in the park who were having sweethearts, and the girl acted like a baby and said to her husband: I have a toothache!The boy then kissed the girl and asked, "Does it still hurt?" The girl said it didn't hurt anymore!After a while the girl said coquettishly again: Husband, my neck hurts!The boy kissed the girl's neck again, and asked if it still hurts this time. The girl said happily: "It doesn't hurt anymore!"An old lady next to me stood and watched for a long time, couldn't help it, she stepped forward and asked the young man, "Young man, you are amazing, can you cure hemorrhoids?"

Hahaha……

"Fatty Xing, are you disgusting?" the little witch Zhuge Yiyi said with disgust.

Although the joke was a bit disgusting, everyone finally relaxed after Xing Hu made such a fuss. After all, they were all young people with a common language, so after a while, everyone became one.So someone proposed to play truth or dare, and this proposal was unanimously approved by everyone.

The so-called truth or dare is that everyone chooses a person to be punished and a person to punish others with palms of hands or other methods, and then let the person who is punished choose a method of punishment. , or take a big risk, the truth is that you must tell the answers to other people's questions, and you can't lie.A big adventure is to do something that others say, and you can't refuse it.

So everyone ate barbecue, drank beer, and started a big adventure.

With palms and backs of hands, the unlucky one happened to be Xing Hu, and then a lucky one appeared, which was the little witch Zhuge Yiyi.

"Hey hey." The little witch laughed wildly, and the cold sweat on Xing Hu's back was rushing up. He could see how powerful this little witch was, and he had suffered at the hands of this little witch. It was really unbearable. Looking back.I remember one time, the little witch came to look for Long Ao, but Long Ao was not there, because of habit, Xing Hu didn't control his mouth, so he teased Zhuge Yiyi a few words.

Zhuge Yiyi smiled and came to Xing Hu. Xing Hu was still lying on the bed and didn't pay much attention, but who knows, this little witch conjured a lighter from somewhere, clicked on a piece of paper, and threw it directly on Xing Hu's bed. Tiger's crotch, the consequences, don't think about it, Xinghu is in a fortress.

The little witch also yelled outside the door: "Someone is performing a striptease, everyone come and watch." With this voice, everyone around No. 112 dormitory came, watching Xing Hu rolling on the ground, and then The little witch walked up to Xing Hu.He said loudly, "Let you take advantage of this girl, now you know how powerful it is." After Zhuge Yiyi said this, everyone immediately understood what was going on, and started pointing at Xing Hu:

"It turned out to be a sex man. He wanted to take advantage of others. He almost destroyed the tools of the crime. He deserved it."

"Yeah, it deserves it."

"That is, this kind of person wastes air while alive, and wastes land when dead."

"Yes, yes, this kind of person pollutes the air while alive, and pollutes hell when he dies."

"I think he's dead, heaven doesn't want him, hell doesn't spare him."

Hahahaha...

The people who spoke all knew Xing Hu, knew that Xing Hu was not such a person, and knew that Zhuge Yiyi had made it up by himself, but they said this only because they all recognized Zhuge Yiyi and knew that she belonged to Long Ao. Cousin, who is also the king of flowers ranked third on the school flower list, in order to cooperate with Zhuge Yiyi, so she said these things that made things worse. After all, if you can get the admiration of a beautiful woman, it is a pretty good thing, even if you can't get it The admiration of beautiful women, but it is also a great honor to do something for beautiful women.

Zhuge Yiyi ran to the bathroom again, brought a handful of water, and gave Xing Hu another cold bath.After finishing these, Zhuge Yiyi walked in front of Xing Hu with a smile, and said in a voice that the two of them could hear: "You are teasing me." Then he walked away swaggeringly, leaving only Xing Hu with a sad face.

The little witch told Xing Hu with her deeds and actions. The little witch was very angry and the consequences were serious.

Since then, for this reason, Xing Hu has bestowed the title of little witch, and has also been included in the list that must not be messed with.

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Looking at Zhuge Yiyi's familiar smile, which made her shy, Xing Hu said flatteringly: "Beauty Zhuge, please be merciful."

"Be merciful? Do you think it's possible? I'll make you die ugly. Who told you to tease me last time?" Zhuge Yiyi said with a smile.

After hearing Zhuge Yiyi's words, Xing Hu had the urge to hit the wall. I still remember what happened last time, isn't it all over.Only villains and women are difficult to raise, this is indeed true, the ancients did not deceive me.

In order to prevent the little witch from letting him tell some things about her past affairs, which would cause Ling Wei's dissatisfaction, Xing Hu decided to take a big risk. Anyway, there is no one else here, so he won't let him do something. Find a man to kiss her. , or ask a man for his cell phone number or something.

But he still underestimated the magic of the little witch.

"Haha, I've made up my mind. I won't go too far, don't worry, you just squat under that tree, sing conquest loudly, then sing the national anthem, and finally run to Zhu Zihong, squat down , took Zhu Zihong's foot, smelled it, and said loudly, this is what I miss and love." Zhuge Yiyi said excitedly.

"Can this one be replaced?" Xing Hu asked weakly.

"No."

"Yihu, haha, come quickly, I'll be waiting." Zhu Zihong was very happy.

"Yiyi, you're a bit too much, delete the last item." Long Ao knew that these roommates of his were all arrogant people, so he couldn't go too far with them.

"Okay, then get rid of the last item." Regarding Long Ao's words, Zhuge Yiyi only obeyed, and only in front of Long Ao could she completely restrain her little witch character.

Seeing that he didn't need to smell Zhu Zihong's feet, Xing Hu immediately gave Long Ao a grateful look. As for the rest, with his thick skin, he wouldn't care too much about it, but he was going to lose face in front of so many beauties .

After finishing the two things Zhuge Yiyi said, Xing Hu couldn't help shouting in his heart: "Why is it always me who gets hurt?"

"Come on, let's continue." Zhuge Yiyi said excitedly, it seemed that she was totally addicted.

This time, Long Ao became the one who received the punishment and the one who gave the order was Hao Youer, one of Kong Xinyan's roommates.

"Hey, Long Ao, I won't make it difficult for you, as long as you and Sister Xinyan have a 2-minute French kiss, you will pass."

This is not too much, Long Ao can accept it, and Long Ao also believes that Kong Xinyan will cooperate with him and will not put himself in an embarrassing situation.However, just as Long Ao was about to take action, he stopped again, frowned, and looked towards the grove on his right.

Seeing that Long Ao didn't follow what she said, Hao Youer was going to say something, but when she saw Long Ao turned his head to the grove on his right, she also followed Long Ao's gaze.

All I saw was a figure jumping out of the grove quickly, coming towards them. The speed was beyond the range of ordinary people. In one breath, he had already jumped a hundred meters. Behind the man, it seemed that someone was walking. Chasing him so that he was a little panicked.

Finally, I saw the person's face clearly. A lock of beautiful hair fluttered slightly, slender willow eyebrows, a pair of charming eyes, a straight nose, slightly flushed jade cheeks, delicate lips that were as white as snow. The delicate dimple is as crystal clear as jade, with a snowy complexion like jade fat, and a petite figure, gentle and graceful.It's just because, running away, panting, chest up and down.

"Leng Aoxue!"

The person who knew Leng Aoxue exclaimed.