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Ye Fan cleared his throat, then smiled and said: "Yes, there is a nurse who sent a urine sample for a male patient, and then, she accidentally spilled the urine sample all over the floor. The nurse was afraid that someone would laugh at her, so she threw herself I took the urine sample for testing, and when I got the test report, I was very excited and surprised. I stared at the patient for a long time, and then asked: Are you male or female? The patient looked at the doctor's expression , I was very scared at the time, with a miserable look on my face, and said in a low voice: Tell me, doctor, I can bear it, do I have some incurable disease? The doctor looked at the patient, stunned for a long time, then stammered Said: That??? Strong man??? You??? You?? Pregnant????" y7efan cooperated with his wonderful performance, and then told a few jokes, making Situ Xiaoniu smile all over her face Of course, there are a few pornographic jokes that are very pornographic and violent, but this girl did not shy away from laughing and said: "You are talking about a few, it's not bad, I didn't expect you to be able to tell pornographic jokes so funny???? "

Ye Fan suddenly got a black line on his forehead, I said big sister, are you praising me or scolding me?But since this girl wanted to listen, Ye Fan tried his best to tell a few more jokes: "Ahem?? This joke is like this??? There was a couple. After a year of marriage, the wife was pregnant, and the man was bored at home every day. Uncomfortable! The wife said: I will buy you an inflatable doll, lest you go out to fool around, the man said: I want the best one, the one that can scream! The wife slowly turned her head to look at the man, it doesn’t matter Don't hesitate to say: Just buy a cheap one, and I will call it when the time comes!???? "

"One day, a man's friend of the opposite sex asked him: Last time, I had no objection and read a book saying that 80% of you boys can sing and 80% of you can masturbate in the shower. I find it very funny and curious. The [-]% of them are singing what song, do you know what they are singing?, the man blurted out without thinking: I don’t know. Then the man saw the sinister smile on his friend of the opposite sex: “Oh, I see , so you are the one who masturbate??? "

On a sunny afternoon, the rooster and the hen lay on the haystack basking in the sun.Suddenly, the hen ouched, then pointed at her stomach to the rooster, and said shyly, "It seems that there is fetal movement!" The rooster sneered, and said, "Is that fetal movement? Your egg hurts..."

A boy has a crush on a girl, but suffers from the fact that he has never had a chance to speak.One day, when I went to the public toilet to wash my hands, I happened to meet a girl washing her hands too.Wanting to say something, I said in a hurry: Did you pee on your hands too?

The company held a party, and colleagues and family members came over, chatting and drinking together in small groups.A colleague from another department said to me: "Did you see that stupid x? It's the first time I met such a sloppy manager." A middle-aged woman next to me heard it and asked, "Do you know who I am?" I don't know" "I'm that sb's wife." "Oh, do you know who I am?" "I don't know" "Well, that's good!" After finishing speaking, the colleague ran away

I got off work early, came home, and wanted to surprise my girlfriend.It turned out that the project manager and his girlfriend were lying on the bed.Before I could react, the two of them gave me a "yeah" in an unusually calm manner.Then said "Happy April Fool's Day!" and quickly got dressed, and said "Look at you scared! Take it easy" before leaving. . . . . .I will never forget that day. March 3. . .

Ye Fan started to show off his oratory skills in Miss Situ's arms vividly, and told several dirty jokes to Miss Situ. The girl would occasionally smile, but it could be seen that she was in a very happy mood, she smiled He said: "Ye Fan, I didn't expect you to be so good at telling jokes. Thank you tonight. I haven't relaxed so much in a long time. Really, I feel so relaxed???" Before Ye Fan could speak, Situ Xiaoxiao Continue to speak quickly: "I grew up so big, no one would tell me a joke in front of me, even the most common joke, let alone a pornographic joke, no one dared to tell me, so Since I was a child, I have never had any friends, not a single one????" When the girl said these words, her originally shining eyes gradually dimmed, and then the girl showed Yan Yixiao hugged Ye Fan: "Ye Fan, you are an interesting person, thank you for telling me these jokes, I will remember you????" Ye Fan didn't listen to the girl's last words.

Suddenly his face changed slightly, and then he made a soundless clean-up. Situ Xiaoniu immediately closed her mouth and held her breath. Ye Fan signaled Situ Xiaoniu to keep quiet, and then listened attentively. Ye Fan's hearing is after all Better, he heard Sasha's footsteps in the woods, and the faint voice of someone talking, maybe the guys on the mountain were chasing her down, as if the sound seemed to be not far from here.

The two of them glanced at each other, Situ Xiaoniu had a worried look on her face. After all, Ye Fan was covered in bruises. If those people really came after him, it would be troublesome. The sound of Sasha's footsteps in the woods was getting closer and closer. I can clearly hear the voices of those people: "Fuck, these two people can't just disappear like this, can they? Could it be that they can disappear out of thin air? I don't believe it????"

"Second brother, you see that the brothers have been searching all night, but they haven't seen anyone yet. They must have been seriously injured when they rolled down the hillside, and they couldn't run far. Could it be that their people came here?" The gray-faced youngest glanced at the several gray-faced subordinates who followed him, with a tired look on his face, he sat down on the ground, leaning against the tree, panting.

"Damn it, I don't believe that they can still disappear from the world? Look, keep looking, if you can't find anyone, don't want to sleep???" Temperament, if you don't get killed by him when you go back, your legs will have to be discounted.

With the faint moonlight, Ye Fan faintly saw through the weeds, and saw a few figures flickering in the woods in front. This cave is very hidden. If you didn't notice, you wouldn't find it at all. Those guys were sitting on the ground Smoking, flickering, flickering, and then resting for a few minutes, she began to search again. Situ Xiaoniu stared at Ye Fan with a pair of shining eyes, meaning what should I do now?

Ye Fan smiled wryly, and told her that she could only wait now, neither of them dared to make a sound, the second child with the gun in his hand patted his head angrily, then picked up a stone on the ground and threw it out viciously , and then cursed: "Damn????"

Boom, the stone was thrown into the cave evenly, and almost hit Ye Fan's head. The stone slammed into the cave with a bang. Since it was a small cave, he responded a little, and sat there feeling annoyed. The angry second child suddenly looked shocked: "Did you hear anything just now? It was a response. The stone I threw just now had an echo???"

Then the guy kicked a few disgraced subordinates next to him: "Get up, your sister is still sleeping, go, come with me to see?????"

By the moonlight, Ye Fan saw the old man with a gun in his hand, leading a few stragglers under his hands, slowly groping towards the direction of the cave. Ye Fan thought inwardly when he saw it. , only hearing the footsteps of the second child and the gangsters getting closer, Situ's delicate body couldn't help trembling, and then a pair of small hands hugged Ye Fan helplessly tightly, but at this time , Ye Fan didn't have any extra thoughts to think about.

Situ Xiaoniu stared wide-eyed with black jewel-like eyes, and her face was a little anxious, as if she was saying: "Hurry up and think of a way?"Ye Fan loosened his shoulders helplessly, meaning that there is nothing I can do???

Just as the sound of footsteps brought by the second child was getting closer and closer, the two of them dared not show their breath, and could only pray that this guy didn't see the cave.

Just when Ye Fan was about to make a move, Situ, who was holding him, suddenly bent down, and her bright red mouth was pressed against Ye Fan's. With a hint of the fragrance of Xi Youxiang, my mouth felt a soft, moist, plump and delicate lips. Situ Xiaoniu's lips were soft, fragrant, and sweet. Ye Fan couldn't help but look stunned. , Is this what happened?The plot shouldn’t develop like this, is this girl crazy? But of course Ye Fan won’t take advantage of this free offer????

Could it be that this girl was overwhelmed by his domineering aura just now, and wanted to throw herself into his arms in an instant?While Ye Fan was thinking wildly, his mouth was also honestly attacking the city, and he sucked the plump, delicate, soft and moist little mouth to his heart's content. Her little mouth was delicious, and this girl obviously couldn't kiss. , although she moved her mouth together, she froze there and didn't know what was wrong. It was obviously jerky. It seemed that this was the first time. Thinking of this, Ye Fan's expression couldn't help but startled, and now he couldn't care less about those many things. Yes, all the girls are coming to your door, if you don't do it, then you are really worse than a beast, now of course, no matter whether it is true or not, you kissed this girl first and said.

Ye Fan held Situ Xiaoniu's mouth in his mouth. The girl was afraid that people outside would hear her, but she didn't dare to resist, and she didn't dare to make a sound. Holding Ye Fan, her whole body was tense, not daring to move, and as soon as she opened her mouth, Ye Fan's tongue broke in, and began to attack the city crazily, enjoying the soft and smooth little girl Situ to the fullest. mouth, sucking her clumsy, jerky uvula, the taste was wonderful.