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"That??? Strong man??? You??? You seem to be pregnant?????" Director Zhang of the hospital looked at Ye Fan whose face had changed dramatically with a painful expression on his face.

Hearing what Director Zhang said, everyone in the ward was stunned for a moment, and then they were stunned and unbelievable. It's already petrified, I'll wipe it, what's wrong with this shit?Shrimp?You actually said that I am pregnant?Still got pregnant?Is this too ridiculous?

Ye Fan's face turned red in an instant, and Director Zhang, who was looking at the tangled egg pain, even informed him that he was pregnant. ??? You said that I was pregnant?" Then this guy almost passed out, and he was pregnant. I am a fool???? I am a fool. I am a pure man, pregnant with your sister, pregnant? ???

At this time, the guys behind Director Zhang held back their smiles, and then carefully observed Ye Fan. Could it be that the queen of this family is a woman, or how could she be pregnant?

His face was flushed red, there are indeed many strange things, but why are there so many this year, Ye Fan is so angry, why are you looking at me like this?I'm pregnant with your sister, I'm pregnant, how can I get pregnant casually?Ah bah, it's because I can't get pregnant at all, what kind of expressions do you all have?I grass???I grass??????I rub??????

"Pregnant?" Xue Shanshan, who was staring at the scene next to her, immediately widened her eyes when she heard the news, and looked at Ye Fan in disbelief. Her eyes, which were already very big, instantly turned round, and then she suppressed a smile on her face. Unexpectedly, a pair of rolling eyes aimed at Ye Fan's stomach: "You???? You are pregnant????? So??? You are a woman????"

"Shut up????" Ye Fan glared at the girl angrily, seeing her gloating, Ye Fan resisted the urge to hit someone and gritted his teeth: "I'm a pure man, haven't you checked it? "

So the girl's face turned red, and she wanted to refute, but she was embarrassed in front of so many people. After all, she was the one who played this prank, so she felt a little guilty, so she quickly closed her mouth resentfully. But when he turned his head, the arrow was still shaking, his face was flushed red, his petite body was trembling, obviously trying to hold back a smile, Ye Fan's face was livid, damn... he was pregnant...

Director Zhang was still scheming. Seeing Ye Fan's expression, he immediately smiled awkwardly: "Mr. Ye, take a good rest and pay more attention to maintenance??? You are pregnant now????"

After finishing speaking, the old guy suppressed the shrugging smile on his shoulders, and led a group of people in the hospital to quickly close the door, and went out. As soon as he went out, Ye Fan suddenly heard Director Zhang and a group of doctors laughing: "I Wow??? This is too weird.? Director, which Mr. Ye just now is a man or a woman? Could it be that he is really a woman, and we have never seen it? The world is full of wonders??? "

Xue Shanshan turned her head and found that Ye Fan's face was livid, and the veins on his neck popped up. The girl immediately stopped laughing, closed her mouth, and whispered: "I'm going out first, call me if you have something to do... ?”

The flat-chested girl hurriedly packed her things and was about to leave. Just as she stretched out her hand to open the door and was about to go out, she froze when she heard Ye Fan behind her say coldly: "Stop????"

The flat-chested girl inevitably felt guilty, turned her head, and said with a playful smile: "That??? Dear Mr. Ye, is there anything else you can do? Don't worry, you are getting heavier now. I will definitely pay attention to propriety. I will make more for you. Some nutritional supplements for the body, oh, yes, you are not alone now, be careful, don't smoke, don't drink alcohol, don't do strenuous exercise, these are not good for the child in your stomach, for your stomach I will do my best to take care of the child in your stomach??? By the way, you must not be angry. If you are angry, it will be bad for the child in your belly?????"

"Good girl!" Ye Fan's face was livid, what kind of gibberish is it?I'm pregnant with your sister, what kind of plane are you flying?Then Ye Fan held back the anger in his heart and suppressed his voice: "Flat-chested girl, doesn't this matter have nothing to do with you? You were the one who sent me the urine test at that time. How dare you say that this matter was not caused by you Ghost?"

"You???? What are you talking about? Don't talk nonsense?" Xue Shanshan's complexion changed, and she glanced at Ye Fan unnaturally. She just wanted to punish Ye Fan at that time, but she didn't expect such a big trouble to happen. A joke, it seems to be a bit too much, but of course it can't be admitted now, even if it is beaten to death, so this girl continued to use her ability to make trouble, puffed up her chest, and said relentlessly: "What are you talking about? What do you mean? Let me tell you, you need evidence for what you say, don’t talk nonsense, don’t ruin my reputation, this girl is in the hospital, but the medical ethics are good, hmph, you are pregnant, what does it matter to me? ?It’s not me who made you pregnant, who made you pregnant, who do you go to? Brother, now you are pregnant, it’s none of my business? You can get pregnant, but you can't give birth???"

"Damn??" Ye Fan was stunned by this sharp-tongued chick, and almost spit out a mouthful of old blood. After the flat-chested girl finished speaking, she puffed up her chest proudly and stared at him. It means to see what you can do to me?Two people, a man and a woman, just stared at each other with big eyes and small eyes for a long time, Ye Fan was finally discouraged, then smiled wryly, and then pretended to be enlightened and said: "I understand! "

"You???? What do you understand?" The flat-chested girl was guilty after all. She glanced at Ye Fan and couldn't help guessing. Could it be that this guy found out about his troubles? If you don't admit it, what can you do if you know it?Do you have any evidence, let's see what you can do with me then?Thinking of this, the girl immediately became more confident, and then glared at Ye Fan.

Ye Fan seemed to relax all of a sudden, took a sip of water, and said unhurriedly: "You must be pregnant, right? I guess right? You don't have to stare at me like this?????"

"Don't talk nonsense? You're just pregnant! Madam, I'm pure and pure, don't slander me, you're pregnant, your whole family is pregnant???" With her chest up and her neck straight, she was so angry that her eyes were wide open: "What nonsense are you talking about? You need evidence for what you say??? Obviously you are pregnant????"

In fact, Xue Shanshan is so angry, not because Ye Fan said she was pregnant. In today's society, it is normal for women to get pregnant without getting married. The problem is that Xue Shanshan only has one chance to fall in love, and the other party is because of her. The breasts are too small, I haven't touched her, and I haven't been in a relationship in the past few years, how can I be pregnant?This girl is mad at this.

"Don't worry, let me explain to you slowly..." Ye Fan pondered for a while, and said slowly: "It should be like this, you took my urine test bottle and were going to send it for testing, but you found I am already pregnant, in order to hide the news of your pregnancy from others, so you quietly replaced my urine test with yours, right? So today I am taking the blame for you, okay? You should thank me .”

"Ah bah, don't you talk nonsense??" The flat-chested girl's face turned red when she heard this, and she argued: "Don't swear, I'm not pregnant, and the urine test that you were pregnant with was not mine at all. , I just changed it secretly in the urine test?????" The flat-chested girl accidentally slipped her mouth, and then realized that she had made a slip of the tongue, so she quickly shut her mouth and stopped talking, her eyes widening. round.

"Did you change one secretly?" Ye Fan looked at the chick with a half-smile, his eyebrows were erected, and his face became a little ugly. , hurriedly yelled: "That????? No, I mean I changed your urine test, ah?? No, I didn't change it, I mean the pregnancy you detected was not mine?? ?ah????"

The flat-breasted girl was about to cry, and after explaining for a long time, the more she explained, the more confused she became, the girl could only admit with a low eyebrow, that this prank was done by herself: "Okay, I'm sorry, I admit, this one The thing is, I made it up, I didn’t expect to make a joke like you being pregnant??? Sorry, but I’m really not pregnant. In order to make up for my fault, I’ll make delicious food for you , okay, I'm leaving first???"

After talking about this girl, she hurriedly closed the door, and rushed out as if fleeing, looked back at the ward, couldn't help but patted her flat chest, and let out a sigh of relief.

Ye Fan's forehead is full of black lines. Today's joke was made. I was pregnant in front of so many people. When I thought of this, the corners of Ye Fan's mouth couldn't help twitching a few times. Pregnant, this is too ridiculous, but at this time Ye Fan has no choice but to get angry, she is a girl with flat breasts after all, although she has no breasts and butt, but she has a good face, although Ye Fan is pregnant, but she is still pregnant. What can I do with this chick?You can't do the Fa-rectification on the spot just now, and then strip off all the clothes of this girl, so that the flat-chested girl can also be pregnant, right?So evil, the thought.