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Chapter 269 Body Artist
"Now it seems that the better way is your way. The fourth sister is drunk now. Tell her that it is probably nonsense. Look at the current posture, it seems that whoever pays her, she will find whoever pays her. , now it’s pretty good if you don’t fight with us two, I think you’re the only one who can do it right now, come on, the Master will get the Fourth Sister away for me???” Zhang Dahu looked at the already drunk Fourth sister, her head got big for a while.
"Damn it, wait a minute. When you left, you forgot what my brother said? You said that if you invited the fourth sister back, wouldn't you kidnap her by doing this?" Huang Shizi spread his hands, Depressed face.
"Then what should I do? This doesn't work, that doesn't work either. Fourth Sister is like this now. If you can invite her back with your mouth, will I give you whatever you want?" Zhang Dahu curled his mouth, and now please four It's obviously not feasible for my sister to go back.
"Okay, that's what you said, don't go back on your word when the time comes..." The yellow lion laughed, then shook his head proudly, spit out a mouthful of saliva and pressed down the yellow hair on his head vigorously, tidying up After taking a look at his clothes, he saw that his appearance was decent, his leather shoes were shiny, his hair was wet with saliva and stuck to his head, this guy walked up, imitating the gentlemen in other movies, lovingly and affectionately in front of Fourth Sister He bowed in front of him and made a salute. The eyes of Zhang Dahu and the younger brothers in the back almost didn't come out. They were all dumbfounded. What the hell is going on with this kid, Huang Shizi? Well, when did you see this kid behave? So civilized.
Before the few people could react, they saw Huang Shizi smiling affectionately at the fourth sister and said: "Fourth sister, I am a painter who studies body art. I have admired you for a long time. Can you let me see you?" Shall I treat you to a meal?"
"I'll wipe????" Zhang Dahu almost spit out a mouthful of saliva. The boy Huang Shizi is now acting as if he is a great artist, with a gentleman's expression on his face. A younger brother: "Boy, when did your boss become an artist who studies the human body?" Damn it, why don't I know? Is this guy a researcher in the art of sex? "
"I???? Brother Hu, I don't know either! Who knows why Brother Lion suddenly became like this. He must have learned it from a movie. I think he just watched that movie when he has nothing to do recently. The Titanic, I should have learned it from there!" The little brother behind touched his head, and his face was also full of surprise, fresh, his eyes were round, as if he had met a ghost in broad daylight.
The eyeballs and chins of these younger brothers behind Zhang Dahu almost fell off the ground, looking at the affectionate yellow lion pretending to be an artist in surprise, what is this guy doing now, what kind of pose is he posing?
"Damn it, it's awesome. This body artist asked him to pretend. Don't tell me, it really happened." Zhang Dahu rubbed his chin and looked to the left, wondering: "However, I I always feel that there is such a taste that the bull's head is not right, although this guy pretends to be very devoted and wants to, but there is always such a gangster, reckless atmosphere, the more I look at it, the more awkward I am, the more I look at it, the more awkward I am. Is it an eyesore???"
"Yeah, the body artist pretended by Brother Lion seems to have a smell like a pig's nose with scallions?????" A younger brother at the back looked at it for a long time, touched his nose and thought for a long time, and finally squeezed it out. In a word.
"Hey, you kid has a future. This sentence is pretty good, but it doesn't look like a pig's nose with green onions!" Zhang Dahu laughed when he heard it, and the younger brother behind him quickly closed his smile after halfway laughing. Mouth, face flushed, shoulders shrugged, want to laugh but dare not laugh, after all, the yellow lion is their boss, they are laughing so unscrupulously now, they have to skin the yellow lion when they go back!
Huang Shizi ignored Zhang Dahu's ridicule, and continued to make an affectionate gesture: "Fourth sister, I have been studying body art for a long time, and I have reached the point of perfection. I happened to meet fourth sister here today, so I want to invite four Sister would appreciate your face and have a meal, and share our thoughts and insights on art, and besides, I have always admired the name of Fourth Sister for a long time, so I didn’t have the chance to meet her, today???”
"Bullshit!" Unexpectedly, the fourth sister said amazingly all of a sudden: "What body art, don't you painters just draw pussy for girls, take a photo of a wet body, what kind of human body are you pretending to be?" Artist? The body artist just wants to take pictures of some sexy women, with coquettish hairstyles and fashionable shapes. Either they are Vegeta, or they are carrying a picture frame, or they are carrying a camera. It’s just to seduce those ignorant innocent little girls. I’ve seen people like you a lot, don’t you make a fuss? What kind of body artist, you don’t look like you at first glance, what kind of art do people talk to me most now? ??”
Huang Shizi really didn't expect the fourth sister to be so tough, not only saw him through at a glance, but also didn't give him any face at all. At this time, Huang Shizi was going to say a few more affectionate words, and now he was already a face It was flushed red, and it took a long time to say something: "Fuck, I'm really an artist who studies body art, I just want to treat you to a meal?????"
"Haha????" The fourth sister smiled drunkenly: "Who are you fooling? Do you think I have never seen those pious artists? I have seen many body artists like you. Those body artists are not They would not come to this kind of place. They are going to high-end entertainment venues, nightclubs, bars, or banquets for the upper class. An affectionate artist will carry his picture frame on his back. Do you eat skewers at food stalls? When you look at you, you are unprofessional, and you are unprofessional in deceiving people. Do you know why these fake artists don’t come to this kind of place?”
"???????" Huang Shizi shook his head vigorously, and the fourth sister smiled: "Because they dress up as body artists just to seduce a few more girls and seduce a few ignorant girls. There will be Is the ignorant girl here? Please, even if you are lying, don’t be so unprofessional, okay? Can you be more professional? Besides, you look like a gangster, what are you pretending to do? Artist????"
At this time, Huang Shizi was scolded by the fourth sister, his face was flushed, and finally there were black lines all over his forehead. , Didn't I pretend to be pretty just now?How could it be possible for the fourth sister to see through so quickly? This guy is now a black line on his forehead, so aggrieved in his heart!
"Haha??? It's awesome, right?" Zhang Dahu said with a smile on his face, scolding the yellow lion to his heart's content. Usually, he can't catch the opportunity. Now that he finally has such a good opportunity, of course he must take good care of it. He scolded the yellow lion: "I'll wipe it, so I'll just say it? You're a rogue, what kind of body artist are you pretending to be? Don't be ashamed of yourself. If you brag about it, it's easy to break????"
Huang Shizi saw how awesome he was. He had been studying movies for several days and was going to show off. Who knew that he didn't show off, and was exposed by others. He felt aggrieved, and immediately I stopped pretending, stretched out my hand and brushed my hair twice, and put on the original appearance: "Fourth sister, let me tell you straight, we are here to ask you to go back with us, we all know about you ???"
"No, what if you are bad people? I want money but I don't have money, I don't have anything, and I have nothing. What do you want me to do? Don't think that I will go with you after you settle the bill for me. The door is closed. No????" The fourth sister pushed the yellow lion away and made a wow sound, as if she was about to vomit, but she didn't, hiccupping, and staggeringly said: "I've lost power now, not the old four Miss????"
"Fourth sister, let me tell you, is this the case?? Ours?????" Huang Shizi saw that the fourth sister was about to fall, and was afraid that she would be broken, so he quickly stretched out his hand to help the fourth sister Wait, who knew that the weight of the fourth sister was all on Huang Shizi's body at once, he was so pressed that he almost fell down, and his face flushed to the point: "Fourth sister, it's really heavy, I wipe it, this amount is enough Can you bear it????"
"Fourth sister, wake up first, stand up..." Huang Shizi supported the fourth sister vigorously, before he finished speaking, the fourth sister's cheeks puffed up, and there was a sound of wow, bang, the fourth sister was drinking too much Too much, now being blown by the cold wind, feeling sick to my stomach, I suddenly felt my stomach was overwhelmed, and my fists spewed out. If it wasn't for the yellow lion's quick eyes and quick hands, I would have quickly checked my head, and I guess it would have sprayed directly on the yellow lion's face. When I got up, the fourth sister vomited all over the floor, Huang Shizi secretly said that it was broken, and when he turned his head, he saw a big push of filth all over his body. Nima, I'm wearing new clothes. Those are my clothes. Newly bought, it’s all over now, the smell almost took the yellow lion out of breath, and the smell couldn’t stand it anymore, the yellow lion stood back, and the fourth sister’s body followed closely On his body, it pressed over. Unfortunately, when the yellow lion stepped back, it stepped on the filth spit out by the fourth sister. In addition, the fourth sister was on the yellow lion itself. The drunken fourth sister was limp, her body weight was all on the yellow lion's body, the yellow lion's body suddenly sank, slipped, leaned, and then her body became unsteady, with a plop, the yellow lion The lion fell to the ground with the fourth sister.
"Damn it, wait a minute. When you left, you forgot what my brother said? You said that if you invited the fourth sister back, wouldn't you kidnap her by doing this?" Huang Shizi spread his hands, Depressed face.
"Then what should I do? This doesn't work, that doesn't work either. Fourth Sister is like this now. If you can invite her back with your mouth, will I give you whatever you want?" Zhang Dahu curled his mouth, and now please four It's obviously not feasible for my sister to go back.
"Okay, that's what you said, don't go back on your word when the time comes..." The yellow lion laughed, then shook his head proudly, spit out a mouthful of saliva and pressed down the yellow hair on his head vigorously, tidying up After taking a look at his clothes, he saw that his appearance was decent, his leather shoes were shiny, his hair was wet with saliva and stuck to his head, this guy walked up, imitating the gentlemen in other movies, lovingly and affectionately in front of Fourth Sister He bowed in front of him and made a salute. The eyes of Zhang Dahu and the younger brothers in the back almost didn't come out. They were all dumbfounded. What the hell is going on with this kid, Huang Shizi? Well, when did you see this kid behave? So civilized.
Before the few people could react, they saw Huang Shizi smiling affectionately at the fourth sister and said: "Fourth sister, I am a painter who studies body art. I have admired you for a long time. Can you let me see you?" Shall I treat you to a meal?"
"I'll wipe????" Zhang Dahu almost spit out a mouthful of saliva. The boy Huang Shizi is now acting as if he is a great artist, with a gentleman's expression on his face. A younger brother: "Boy, when did your boss become an artist who studies the human body?" Damn it, why don't I know? Is this guy a researcher in the art of sex? "
"I???? Brother Hu, I don't know either! Who knows why Brother Lion suddenly became like this. He must have learned it from a movie. I think he just watched that movie when he has nothing to do recently. The Titanic, I should have learned it from there!" The little brother behind touched his head, and his face was also full of surprise, fresh, his eyes were round, as if he had met a ghost in broad daylight.
The eyeballs and chins of these younger brothers behind Zhang Dahu almost fell off the ground, looking at the affectionate yellow lion pretending to be an artist in surprise, what is this guy doing now, what kind of pose is he posing?
"Damn it, it's awesome. This body artist asked him to pretend. Don't tell me, it really happened." Zhang Dahu rubbed his chin and looked to the left, wondering: "However, I I always feel that there is such a taste that the bull's head is not right, although this guy pretends to be very devoted and wants to, but there is always such a gangster, reckless atmosphere, the more I look at it, the more awkward I am, the more I look at it, the more awkward I am. Is it an eyesore???"
"Yeah, the body artist pretended by Brother Lion seems to have a smell like a pig's nose with scallions?????" A younger brother at the back looked at it for a long time, touched his nose and thought for a long time, and finally squeezed it out. In a word.
"Hey, you kid has a future. This sentence is pretty good, but it doesn't look like a pig's nose with green onions!" Zhang Dahu laughed when he heard it, and the younger brother behind him quickly closed his smile after halfway laughing. Mouth, face flushed, shoulders shrugged, want to laugh but dare not laugh, after all, the yellow lion is their boss, they are laughing so unscrupulously now, they have to skin the yellow lion when they go back!
Huang Shizi ignored Zhang Dahu's ridicule, and continued to make an affectionate gesture: "Fourth sister, I have been studying body art for a long time, and I have reached the point of perfection. I happened to meet fourth sister here today, so I want to invite four Sister would appreciate your face and have a meal, and share our thoughts and insights on art, and besides, I have always admired the name of Fourth Sister for a long time, so I didn’t have the chance to meet her, today???”
"Bullshit!" Unexpectedly, the fourth sister said amazingly all of a sudden: "What body art, don't you painters just draw pussy for girls, take a photo of a wet body, what kind of human body are you pretending to be?" Artist? The body artist just wants to take pictures of some sexy women, with coquettish hairstyles and fashionable shapes. Either they are Vegeta, or they are carrying a picture frame, or they are carrying a camera. It’s just to seduce those ignorant innocent little girls. I’ve seen people like you a lot, don’t you make a fuss? What kind of body artist, you don’t look like you at first glance, what kind of art do people talk to me most now? ??”
Huang Shizi really didn't expect the fourth sister to be so tough, not only saw him through at a glance, but also didn't give him any face at all. At this time, Huang Shizi was going to say a few more affectionate words, and now he was already a face It was flushed red, and it took a long time to say something: "Fuck, I'm really an artist who studies body art, I just want to treat you to a meal?????"
"Haha????" The fourth sister smiled drunkenly: "Who are you fooling? Do you think I have never seen those pious artists? I have seen many body artists like you. Those body artists are not They would not come to this kind of place. They are going to high-end entertainment venues, nightclubs, bars, or banquets for the upper class. An affectionate artist will carry his picture frame on his back. Do you eat skewers at food stalls? When you look at you, you are unprofessional, and you are unprofessional in deceiving people. Do you know why these fake artists don’t come to this kind of place?”
"???????" Huang Shizi shook his head vigorously, and the fourth sister smiled: "Because they dress up as body artists just to seduce a few more girls and seduce a few ignorant girls. There will be Is the ignorant girl here? Please, even if you are lying, don’t be so unprofessional, okay? Can you be more professional? Besides, you look like a gangster, what are you pretending to do? Artist????"
At this time, Huang Shizi was scolded by the fourth sister, his face was flushed, and finally there were black lines all over his forehead. , Didn't I pretend to be pretty just now?How could it be possible for the fourth sister to see through so quickly? This guy is now a black line on his forehead, so aggrieved in his heart!
"Haha??? It's awesome, right?" Zhang Dahu said with a smile on his face, scolding the yellow lion to his heart's content. Usually, he can't catch the opportunity. Now that he finally has such a good opportunity, of course he must take good care of it. He scolded the yellow lion: "I'll wipe it, so I'll just say it? You're a rogue, what kind of body artist are you pretending to be? Don't be ashamed of yourself. If you brag about it, it's easy to break????"
Huang Shizi saw how awesome he was. He had been studying movies for several days and was going to show off. Who knew that he didn't show off, and was exposed by others. He felt aggrieved, and immediately I stopped pretending, stretched out my hand and brushed my hair twice, and put on the original appearance: "Fourth sister, let me tell you straight, we are here to ask you to go back with us, we all know about you ???"
"No, what if you are bad people? I want money but I don't have money, I don't have anything, and I have nothing. What do you want me to do? Don't think that I will go with you after you settle the bill for me. The door is closed. No????" The fourth sister pushed the yellow lion away and made a wow sound, as if she was about to vomit, but she didn't, hiccupping, and staggeringly said: "I've lost power now, not the old four Miss????"
"Fourth sister, let me tell you, is this the case?? Ours?????" Huang Shizi saw that the fourth sister was about to fall, and was afraid that she would be broken, so he quickly stretched out his hand to help the fourth sister Wait, who knew that the weight of the fourth sister was all on Huang Shizi's body at once, he was so pressed that he almost fell down, and his face flushed to the point: "Fourth sister, it's really heavy, I wipe it, this amount is enough Can you bear it????"
"Fourth sister, wake up first, stand up..." Huang Shizi supported the fourth sister vigorously, before he finished speaking, the fourth sister's cheeks puffed up, and there was a sound of wow, bang, the fourth sister was drinking too much Too much, now being blown by the cold wind, feeling sick to my stomach, I suddenly felt my stomach was overwhelmed, and my fists spewed out. If it wasn't for the yellow lion's quick eyes and quick hands, I would have quickly checked my head, and I guess it would have sprayed directly on the yellow lion's face. When I got up, the fourth sister vomited all over the floor, Huang Shizi secretly said that it was broken, and when he turned his head, he saw a big push of filth all over his body. Nima, I'm wearing new clothes. Those are my clothes. Newly bought, it’s all over now, the smell almost took the yellow lion out of breath, and the smell couldn’t stand it anymore, the yellow lion stood back, and the fourth sister’s body followed closely On his body, it pressed over. Unfortunately, when the yellow lion stepped back, it stepped on the filth spit out by the fourth sister. In addition, the fourth sister was on the yellow lion itself. The drunken fourth sister was limp, her body weight was all on the yellow lion's body, the yellow lion's body suddenly sank, slipped, leaned, and then her body became unsteady, with a plop, the yellow lion The lion fell to the ground with the fourth sister.
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