Secret Agent Pretty Woman

"Yes, I must come. I have learned a lot today." Li Moyang nodded vigorously, put the big bucket of Water Year Card in his hand carelessly on the table, and bowed to the old gentleman with his fists in his hands.

The old gentleman returned the gift proudly. "I am optimistic about you, boy, remember to come and sit often."

"Are you just here? For the sake of being a child, and if you stay with me for a long time, I will apply for an annual card. This actually saves money, but I don't like other people's hard sell. Remember to wait two days Come to class."

The old man was overjoyed and understood Li Moyang's intentions, so he also made a favor, took out 1000 yuan from the bedroom, and handed it to Li Moyang.

Li Moyang was very moved. He listened to the old gentleman's lectures for utilitarian purposes, but the old gentleman was so open-minded, he seemed a bit of a villain.

"Then I would like to thank you for being old, what is your surname?" Li Moyang asked sincerely.

"My surname is Zhou, and I was a professor of ancient Chinese at Binhai University before I retired." Professor Zhou did not forget to show off a little.

"Old Zhou, sorry for your disrespect, then I thank you for being old. You see, this year's card should be 60 barrels, 15 yuan per barrel, plus today's 18 yuan, I should give you 82 yuan, you see I didn't bring any change, so next time I come to class, I'll give you the water as well, okay?" Li Moyang stood there obediently, and asked Mr. Zhou carefully.

"That's it. Next time you come to class, you can just take it with you. You must come next time. You will deliver the water in my house. I don't like others." Mr. Zhou waved his hands and nodded.

Li Moyang thanked him again, and left Mr. Zhou's house with the empty bucket and money. Of course, the annual card will stay with Mr. Zhou. Next time, just tick the box to deliver water.

"Anyway, I'm going to Qingshuigou Village to check the terrain tonight. Enmity can't last overnight. If this continues, it will become a real water delivery worker. It's too time-consuming. No matter how similar the wage earners are, it's not a long-term solution." While walking back, Li Moyang was thinking about revenge.

Li Moyang returned to the water station, put the empty bucket on the ground, and saw Brother Zhao staring at him with anger on his face.

"Boy, are you going to take a nap or have a shot? Can you deliver a bucket of water for an hour?" Several other water delivery workers in blue overalls gloated at the side.

When they came back with water, they heard that a newcomer named Li Moyang had arrived, and they also heard anecdotes about filling in the form from brother Zhao, and they all became interested in this newcomer.They can also be regarded as the old people at the water station, always thinking about bullying the newcomers later.Old people bully newcomers, this happens in any industry, it's no big deal, it's an unspoken rule.

However, the wait lasted for more than an hour, Brother Zhao got impatient, and thought that when Li Moyang came back, he would teach him a lesson.The other water delivery workers also saw Brother Zhao's thoughts, and they were talking to Brother Zhao, and they just waited for Li Moyang to come back to watch the show.

Seeing the scene in front of him, Li Moyang understood what was going on.I thought it was the same, I just delivered a bucket of water in this community, and it only took more than ten minutes to go back and forth, and it took me more than an hour to go there.However, Li Moyang had already prepared for it on the way back.

Li Moyang didn't answer Brother Zhao, and took out the 1000 yuan from his pocket and threw it on Brother Zhao's desk, "This is the annual card money for 1903, ask me for 82 yuan, and give it back next time."

Brother Zhao asked Li Moyang something just now, seeing that Li Moyang didn't answer, he became more angry, and was about to explode, but now seeing that Li Moyang broke through the most difficult bones, the anger in his heart disappeared instantly.

When the other water delivery workers heard that this newcomer got the annual card for the first time delivering water, and that it was the most difficult one, they also had a strange feeling in their hearts. It seems that this kid is a bit good.

Brother Zhao held the calculator and pressed it for a long time, and found that it was indeed 82 that should be retrieved. That's right, Brother Zhao also had some thoughts about Li Moyang in his heart. This kid has some skills, so he should make good use of it.

Thinking of this, Brother Zhao hesitated for a while, took out two hundred from the 1000 yuan, and found another 80 from the drawer. After hesitating for two seconds, he put the 1000 back into the drawer, and took another 300 from the [-] yuan Out of one hundred, they made up [-] yuan and handed it to Li Moyang.

"Ah, Little Li, you did a great job this time. According to the regulations of the water station, you can apply for the next year's card, with a commission of 82 yuan, plus the 300 yuan that is returned to others. You take the [-] yuan, and the extra is considered right. For your reward, you will have to make persistent efforts next time."

"Ah?" Hearing Brother Zhao's words, the other water delivery workers felt that the sun came out from the west, which had never happened before. Could it be that Brother Zhao had a crush on this boy?

"Thank you Brother Zhao." Li Moyang took the three hundred bills and put them in his pocket.This is the first time I have earned money, how should I spend it?This is a problem.

"That little plum, do you have any secrets to tell the big guy? You know that family is so stubborn. So many of us didn't let his family apply for the next year's card." A hippie smile named Zhao Tiezhu from the old water delivery worker asked.

Li Moyang looked at this guy named Zhao Tiezhu, with a sharp mouth and monkey cheeks, and erratic eyes, it was not a good thing at first glance.

"Yeah, I want to know too. Tell me, let everyone gain experience. If everyone succeeds, our water station will be more profitable, and the bonus will be more." Brother Zhao is also full of anticipation, The little abacus is trickling fast.

"It's nothing, I just keep talking about getting a card, it's cheap and affordable, getting a card, it's cheap and affordable. After talking for nearly an hour, I annoyed the old man, so I just got a card." Li Moyang taught the big guy his sincerity. experience.

Is that all right?The old water delivery worker was as shocked as Brother Zhao.It is estimated that it is feasible, and several people have already planned to sell annual cards in the same way next time.

"Ahem, little plum, I told you that I will treat you to food stalls when you apply for the next year's card. However, I have something urgent tonight, so I will call you next time." Brother Zhao looked at his watch, He packed his small bag, as if he was about to go out for an appointment.

"It's okay, thank you Brother Zhao for your kindness. It's getting late, so I'll go home first, Brother Zhao." Li Moyang greeted everyone, walked out of the gate of the water station, returned home, and rummaged through a few bags in his big backpack. Something, put it in a small backpack.

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After going out and spending one yuan to sit for ten stops, Li Moyang stood again at the demolition site of Qingshuigou Village with his small backpack.

There are more than a dozen dilapidated bungalows with national flags and white banners hanging on the roofs: "Anti-violence! Anti-violence! People are in the house, and the house is destroyed!!"

The office at the demolition site was remodeled from a container. The air conditioner outside was hooked up, and plastic-steel doors and windows were all available. The office also hung a big red banner: "Harmonious demolition, people-oriented!".

The sky was getting dark, pretending to be a passer-by, Li Moyang flashed past the demolition office, the office was filled with smoke and shadows were shaking, where the two bald demolition "workers" in black were drinking loose beer and eating meat skewers.After eating and drinking enough, they work at night, throwing bricks, throwing dung, lighting fires, and doing everything they can.

Li Moyang snorted, smiled coldly, turned and left.

The broken telephone pole I saw last time, the cables were still pricking and sparking on the ground, and beside it was a small courtyard that had been demolished. Li Moyang glanced around, and this small courtyard was lonely and no one noticed.

Taking out a small transformer, wires, and a sliding resistor from the small backpack, Li Moyang quickly assembled an electric shock device for interrogation. Old cables, 2 v mains, transformers can be converted to 360v high voltage.

As the sky darkened, Li Moyang guessed that the gang of demolition thugs had almost finished eating. Putting on a gorgeous dress and a lace round hat, Li Moyang walked gracefully to the demolition office. The clothes belonged to Tang Yuqing's cousin, which she took by hand.

One of the two bald men drank six catties of loose beer, the other brought two roasted lamb kidneys, and ate a bunch of lamb skewers. They were hot all over, blushed and had thick necks, and they were making dirty jokes there.

"Hello, big brother, where is the bathroom?" The voice was enchanting and full of temptation. The two bald heads looked out and at each other, and smiled lewdly.

Under the half-dimmed light, a beautiful woman in a flower skirt who couldn't see her face stood outside the container house.

"Big girl, look for the bathroom, let's go, I'll take you there!" A bald man stood up with a lewd smile, turned around and whispered, "Brother bug, this girl is mine tonight, don't compete with Brother Cockroach!"

"Don't tell me, you're done with it, can't I do it again? Brother Cockroach, who made us brothers? The days we spent together in those years were boundless."

"Paralysis, no one has a close relationship with you. My sexual orientation is normal, I only love flower girls." Brother Cockroach finished speaking and rushed out of the office, followed by the bald-headed bug.

"Ah..." The beauty in the flower skirt probably sensed that something was wrong, so she turned around and ran away, running towards the broken house in a panic.

"Hey, beauty, don't run around. I'm here, brother. I'll take you to the bathroom." Brother Cockroach laughed and chased after him. Seeing the beauty's waist twist and turn, Brother Cockroach's lower body hardened. Is it easy for the two brothers? Tired of doing dirty work, God finally opened his eyes today and gave out benefits.

Brother Cockroach ran to the broken yard, and the beautiful woman in the flower skirt disappeared in a blink of an eye.

"Beauty, come out quickly, I'm not a bad person, beware of snakes." Brother Cockroach panted heavily, and shouted, the beauty must be hiding nearby, peek-a-boo foreplay, really f*cking exciting , I will definitely do a great job later.

The little bedbug chased after him: "Brother Cockroach, where's the beauty?"

"It's nearby, not far away, looking for it together, having sex by turns, it's not considered adultery, remember to wear a condom, it's not considered rape."

"Boss, you know so much, I admire you."

"That is, keep pace with the times, go to Weibo more, watch big V's speech..."

Brother Cockroach hadn't finished speaking, when a gust of wind flashed behind him, one of them was slapped on the neck, and the two fell to the ground with bald heads.

"Male Gobi, remember to wear a condom, it's not considered rape, and I'll let you guys have unlimited love later."

Li Moyang yanked off the dress, dragged the two bald heads one after the other into the broken yard and threw them on the ground, and tapped their chests a few times, Laoshan Taoist acupuncturists were so proficient that the two bald heads couldn't move.

Li Moyang tapped lightly near Brother Cockroach's temple, Brother Cockroach woke up dizzy, and saw a man holding two wires, the exposed ends of the wires rubbed a few times, and a little blue fire came out.