Secret Agent Pretty Woman

Li Moyang curled his lips and ignored the security guards at all.

If you are dressed in gray skin, you can spend 800 yuan a month. Having money in the bank does not mean that you have money in security. They are all part-time workers.

Entering the lobby of the bank, looking around, oh my god, when the bank has become a vegetable market, there are huge crowds of people.

Li Moyang came to the calling machine. She was a trainee girl in a black suit with lapels and a white shirt. She was polite and slim, with a professional smile with eight teeth on her face. She helped Li Moyang draw a calling ticket, which warmed Li Moyang's heart.

Li Moyang looked at the call list again, Emma, ​​there are 23 people waiting in front of you, that heart, let it cool down.

It's okay in the morning, so just wait.

There happened to be a seat, so Li Moyang sat down and looked around.

Needless to say, the current banking facilities are really good. Surveillance cameras are everywhere. In addition to staring at the staff, there are two cameras facing the waiting seats.

The skinny monkey security guard who was ignored by Li Moyang felt unwilling, and seeing Li Moyang looking around for thieves, the security guard came over and said: "If there is no business to handle, don't sit here."

Seeing the contempt on the security guard's face, Li Moyang thought, is there still such a thing as watching people order dishes in this year?Watching porn videos on a rainy day is nothing but idle time, Li Moyang intends to play tricks on this guy.

"why?"

Thin Monkey's security guard is serious: "No reason, why are you sitting here if you don't do business, enjoying the air conditioning? A waste of national resources!"

"Then what about my business?" Li Moyang called out the number list, speaking in a serious manner.

Pirates of the Heart: A Waste of National Resources?Nima, the Bank of China is the most profitable bank in the world, and it earns money from ordinary people. Even if you have nothing to do and sit here to rest for a while, there is nothing wrong with it.You've been arguing about international standards all day long, damn, you should learn something from the real thing, surveillance, electronic calling, even if it's international standards?It's early!

The thin monkey security guard left angrily, and a middle-aged woman came in at the door, with a big pancake face, heavy makeup, lv leather bag, fur vest, small shiny leather shoes, Gaden Gaden walked over.

It's already June, and she's still wearing fur, and she's not afraid of getting prickly heat from covering it up. She's showing off her wealth, Li Moyang curled her lips.

A young female supervisor rushed forward to meet her: "Mrs. Zhang, where is the financial management? This way please!"

"That's right, the old man and his bureau have issued another spiritual civilization award, eight thousand." The middle-aged woman was not without pride.

"Civil servant, that's great, but Mrs. Li's husband's office seems to have paid thirteen thousand."

"Really? I went to settle accounts with the dead old man, and I actually hid a small treasury of five thousand." The face of the middle-aged woman with a big pancake face was darkened.

"Since you're here, save it first, and ask later. What if the unit is different from the unit, your Zhangju is not short of money."

"It makes sense. If he dares to hide his secrets, I won't let him go to bed for three months!" The middle-aged woman looked determined.

"Pfft!" Including Li Moyang, several people nearby burst out laughing.

With your big pancake face, even if you give money, your husband won't go to bed.Civil servants hand out spiritual civilization awards, and the amount is about the same. As for the hidden 5000 yuan, it is estimated that your husband used it to raise a mistress.

The thin monkey security guard nodded and bowed, and led the way to a small private room. A middle-aged woman walked in proudly. On the frosted glass door, vip was written impressively.

Thin Monkey's security guard turned to Li Moyang: "What are you laughing at! It affects the normal work order!"

"You mean me?" Li Moyang was stunned. If I was wearing a suit and leather shoes, would you only come at me?It's really a dog's eyes to look down on people.

The female supervisor Shi Shiran came over and smiled professionally: "Xiansen, if you don't do business, please leave after a good rest and give up your seat to the person who does business, what do you think?"

"That is to say, you can sit here to handle business?"

"Yes, are you sure you want to handle business?"

"If I don't handle business, am I wasting my life here?"

The female supervisor smiled professionally with eight teeth open, turned and left, the smile disappeared instantly, and a trace of contempt flashed across.

Li Moyang was really speechless, people rely on clothes and horses rely on saddles, next time they will resolutely not go out in casual clothes, this society can't understand.

I must vent my depression today.

Finally it was his turn, Li Moyang slumped to the counter.

"Open an account and save money."

A young female clerk at the counter didn't look up, and said coldly: "The copy of the original ID card."

Li Moyang handed in the ID card and copy that he had prepared long ago.

"Hee hee, Li Moyang, he looks really rustic." The young woman staff laughed softly, and the ID card still had Li Moyang's haircut when he was a teenager, a middle-part traitor like Aaron Kwok.

Looking up at Li Moyang outside the counter, the female staff member muttered in her heart, but she didn't say anything, her expression was obviously contemptuous: "Well, it's rustic enough now, this look is very rustic."

"One yuan to open an account." The female staff said angrily.

After completing the passbook, Li Moyang took out 100 yuan from the black plastic bag: "Save one point."

"You!" The female staff was furious.

Li Moyang pointed to an electronic scrolling screen in the lobby, on which was a line of red Song typeface slowly scrolling: Treat customers as God.

The female staff accepted the money resentfully, typed it on the computer, and then counted 99 yuan, 9 cents and 9 cents to Li Moyang.

"Save 1 more point"

"Aren't you making trouble for no reason?"

"It's my right to save money, isn't it?"

"Correct."

"Thank you, sorry to trouble you." Li Moyang handed him another dime.

While operating, the female staff said: "Thank you, no need, I think it's boring for you to do this. How can anyone save every penny like this?"

Li Moyang asked back: "Can I save it?"

"Yes, yes."

The female staff completed another business according to Li Moyang's request.

It can't be done, they are handling business normally, besides, the female supervisor is standing next to the customer, her expression is clearly implying that she should pay attention to stabilizing her emotions.

……

Deposit 1 point, get another 1 point; deposit another 1 point, get another 1 point...

The passbook print records show that Li Moyang has accessed and withdrawn 10 times in total.

The female staff member's face was flushed with tears in her eyes.

Thin Monkey's security guard and the female supervisor stood beside Li Moyang, staring at Li Moyang angrily, but there was nothing they could do.People are here to do business, indeed they are here to do business, and the deposit and withdrawal of a penny is also called business drops.

Li Moyang hates women crying the most, so he softened his heart: "I'm in a hurry, let's just save 15!"

"How much? 15?" Skinny Monkey's security guard, female manager and female staff were stunned on the spot, Nima, isn't this playing us?What are you up to?

"Uh, let's save 14, and keep the [-] for pocket money." Li Moyang took out [-] from the black plastic bag and put it in his pocket.

The female staff member no longer underestimated Li Moyang, and quickly completed the deposit procedures. When she handed the passbook back to Li Moyang, she smiled coquettishly: "Welcome to come again next time."

The thin monkey security guard on the side was still in a petrified state, and the female supervisor quickly woke up from the petrified state, bowed and handed over her business card, her professional eight-toothed smile disappeared, this time it was flattery from the bottom of her heart: "Welcome to visit, welcome to come again!"

The thin monkey security guard's head froze, and he was very surprised by the change in the female supervisor's demeanor. This was something that had never happened before. The female supervisor is a typical snobbish eye, but now she is so kind to the bumpkin. It's a big change.

The female supervisor watched Li Moyang leave the hall, and then looked at the stunned security guard, feeling smug in her heart: "You little security guard doesn't understand, now there are a bunch of young men in the society who specialize in accompanying pigs and eating tigers, pretending to be poor boys, waiting for you." After being despised by others, he suddenly started showing off his wealth and surprised others, this is definitely the one today.”

Li Moyang didn't know the mentality of the bank's security guards and female staff. He stood at the door of the bank with a passbook in his hand, looked at the traffic-filled street, and cheered in his heart: "From today onwards, money and beautiful women will live a better life." begin!"

……

Suddenly a figure flickered, and two masked men flashed into the bank gate, and met Li Moyang face to face. The masked man pointed a gun at Li Moyang, and Li Moyang immediately stepped back into the hall with his hands raised.

Perhaps it was because Li Moyang's bumpkin appearance did not attract the masked man's attention, a masked man pulled down the shutter door casually, and a masked man rushed into the hall.

"Bang!" One shot smashed a camera, and Li Moyang took a closer look. He made a homemade gun and sprayed iron sand.

Suddenly, there were screams and figures running around in the hall.

The robbers yelled: "Robbery! Don't move anything, the money belongs to the country, and your life belongs to you!".

The thin monkey security guard fell to the ground decisively... Maybe he felt that his posture was not right, so he changed to a more comfortable posture.

Li Moyang curled his lips, mother, what kind of security guards, it's purely for display, but Li Moyang just crouched on the ground, his eyes scanning the audience like a falcon.

The masked robber glanced at the female executive who was lying on the ground with her arms and legs facing the sky, and said, "Please lie down civilly! This is a robbery of wealth, not a robbery of sex!"

"Okay!" The female supervisor showed a professional smile with eight teeth, but the smile was uglier than crying. She turned over and pouted her big buttocks to the sky. The robber was speechless.

A middle-aged woman in a fur vest rushed out of the vip room, panicked, and when others ran, she also ran wildly, rushing headlong in front of the masked robber.

"Don't kill me, all my money is deposited in the bank, and there is plenty of money in the bank counter..."

"Stop talking nonsense! I made money from the bank!" The robber made a weird sound from his masked stockings, pointing a shotgun at the middle-aged lady.

The middle-aged lady was so frightened that she burst into tears and sat down on the ground, her bottom was wet a lot, and a smell of feces and urine permeated the hall.

Someone in the crowd covered their noses. Seeing that someone was not cooperating, the robber yelled: "Be honest, everyone, get down, whoever moves will be killed!"

"Bang!" Another shot, and another camera was smashed by iron sand.

The crowd was lying obediently on the ground, but at the same time there was a burst of screaming. A robber pointed a gun at the female staff at the counter who was shivering like chaff, and threw it into a black bag: "Hurry up, put money in it!"

At this moment, Li Moyang made a move.

It moved like a rabbit, and was as fast as lightning. No one could see what was going on, only heard two screams of "Ah, ai ya", followed by the sound of the rolling shutter door being pulled.

It took a long time before someone had the courage to look up and look around. One robber fell to the ground with his nose tilted to one side, bleeding from his mouth and nose, and a few bloody teeth scattered aside; Bowed and twitching there, losing all fighting power...

As for who succeeded, even the robbers didn't know. The robbers only knew that there was a sound of wind coming from behind, and then they were punched and kicked sadly and fell to the ground.

……

Li Moyang rubbed his nose and smiled faintly: The homemade gun can only be fired once at a time, you two idiots robbed a bank with just this IQ.The sun was shining brightly on the street, the traffic was rolling, and the sound of police sirens was heard in the distance. Li Moyang turned around and blended into the rushing crowd, hiding his merit and fame.