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Liu Jun was sitting in a taxi, wondering what bad joke in the world would make people fall into the river?In order to save Xuan Hong and Xu Ming who fell into the river, they almost risked their own lives. What a terrible joke.

Killing joke, is there any?Indeed, Liu Jun has a good memory, as long as he sees things, he basically has a vivid memory, including the news and jokes he browsed on the Internet, and he can't help but think of two.

It was about a leader and several entourages boarding the plane. The plane broke down midway, and the floor of the cabin was blown off by strong air currents. The leader and several of his entourages were all hung on the plane.The captain said that the plane could not bear the original weight, and if it wanted to land safely, someone had to show off its style and drop a few first.

A few people fell off the plane, the captain said it lightly, who would show style at the moment of life and death, no one would let go, because letting go would mean the end, no one would dare to make fun of their own lives.

As a result, the leader spoke up, saying that he is the leader, and that he must take the lead in order to develop his style. Before the leader bid farewell to them, he had to say a few words from his heart. He said that he should not be too strict with his subordinates at ordinary times, which is wrong. In the next life, we must treat them well, change the one-day break to two-week break, increase the salary instead of overtime, and further improve the benefits. I hope to be their best leader in the next life. In the end, the leader said emotionally: "My words are over, thank you all."

As a result, several followers were very moved and applauded habitually. Once they let go, they all fell down, and the leader returned safely.

There is also a joke about the boat leaking, and the animals on the boat have to jump off to survive, so all the animals decided to tell a joke, as long as one of them didn't laugh, the one telling the story would jump off.

The Lion King is the leader, confident and economical, and rushes to take the lead in telling jokes. As soon as he finishes speaking, the audience burst into laughter, only the pig has a blank expression on his face, and doesn't laugh.So the lion jumped down sadly.It was the elephant's turn, but the pig kept laughing before the elephant spoke.The animals were puzzled.So he asked the pig, and the pig said: "The joke that the lion just told is so funny, hahahaha..."

The function of jokes is not only to tease the body and mind, but also to contain wisdom. Thinking of jokes, Liu Jun is happy for a moment, and his mood is not so depressed. I have made two more friends, and I feel really good about helping others and doing what is right. I don’t think about Duan Erpao’s possible revenge for now. Blessings are not disasters, but disasters can’t be avoided. Liu Jun can think about it now.

In the taxi, because the underpants were still wet, the buttocks were sticky, and the car mat was wet, making it uncomfortable to wear.However, wet underpants are a testimony of righteousness, and it feels cool to take a taxi in wet underpants, underpants?Bottom cool!Haha, Liu Jun couldn't help laughing at such a funny idea.

After about half an hour's drive, when we reached the blue sky and clear water, Liu Jun paid the taxi fare, walked downstairs with the mute to Baimei's house, pressed the anti-theft doorbell at the entrance, Baimei opened the door through questioning, and invited Liu Jun to go upstairs and enter the house.

Liu Jun and the mute came to the door of Baimei's house, saw that the door was opened a little, but Baimei was not by the door, knocked on the door lightly a few times, and Baimei's sweet voice came from inside the house, Baimei said "Please come in", the word is correct. He has a round accent, which is very comfortable to listen to. Being a news anchor of a provincial TV station depends on his golden voice. Liu Jun thinks that Baimei's voice is the real Chinese voice.

Seeing Baimei in her pajamas dressing up in the washroom, Liu Jun said, "Amei, why did you just wake up?"

Baimei said: "I sorted out some selection materials last night, and it was late. Ah Jun, sit down in the living room first and pour tea yourself. I'll be right away."

Liu Jun said yes, and sat on the sofa. The mute put the crossbow box on the tea cabinet and poured tea for Liu Jun. Liu Jun took out a pack of Furong Wang cigarettes from his pocket, and wanted to smoke, but he couldn't think about it. Still put it in the pocket.

"Ah Jun, it's okay. You can smoke if you want. The garbage bag next to it can hold ashtrays. I'll buy an ashtray next time." Baimei walked out of the bathroom, just in time to see the details that Liu smoked but didn't. Touched, it shows that Liu Jun respects her, likes her and loves her. A man who pays attention to details and knows how to respect girls is a good man. There is a saying that success or failure is determined by details.

"Then, I'll smoke it." Liu Jun took out the Furong Wang cigarette again, and handed it to the dumb man. The dumb man hesitated for a while, but still took it, and then lit it for Liu Jun, and the two men sat in Baimei's living room. Li swallowed the clouds.

Liu Jun didn't smoke at first, but for some reason, after going through several fights, he especially wanted to smoke. At Baimei's house, he was not used to it. Perhaps smoking could relieve some psychological depression, even though Liu Jun could feel Baimei's sincerity. However, I always feel that I am a countryman, and there is a gap between me and the beautiful anchor. The natural inferiority complex rooted in the hearts of peasant children is difficult to eradicate for a while.

Baimei went into the back room to change clothes. Liu Jun was smoking and wanted to talk, but the dumb man couldn't speak, so he gave up. He looked around the room and saw a small glass coffee table next to the sofa. A stack of printed materials is on Liu Jun's right hand side.

Liu Jun glanced casually, and his eyes stayed on the stack of materials. On the top page of the materials was written "Compilation of Selection Materials for the Most Beautiful Police Officers in the City". "The most beautiful police officer in the city."

Without thinking too much, Liu Jun picked up the materials and flipped through them, his heart was pounding, he couldn't explain why, how he wished that there would be a name in this stack of materials, that righteous female police officer who sincerely did not ask for anything in return and dared to speak out and help others , Yao Xiaoqing, deputy director of Qingyun Police Station.

Failure in the college entrance examination does not mean anything. Liu Jun has a super good memory, and has the ability to see ten lines at a glance and never forget. He quickly but carefully flipped through the selection materials in his hand. The title page of the materials contains some detailed rules for the selection. Grassroots police, the focus is on the civilian police working on the front line of grassroots police stations.

The selection materials were as thick as a foot, and Liu Jun turned the pages with hope. The materials included the advanced deeds of grassroots policemen reported by local police stations, such as bravely fighting gangsters, charitable donations, rescuing women who lost their feet, cracking serious cases, anti-narcotics heroes, and cracking down on gangsters. People, as well as those deeds that are related to the safety and happiness of the people and the harmony and stability of the society, are all good grassroots policemen.

Looking at the thick material, Liu Jun opened his eyes wide and flipped through it page by page, for fear of missing Yao Xiaoqing’s name. The result went from hope to disappointment, from disappointment to despair, but there was none. How could this work?I don’t know if there are any other good grassroots policeman Liu Jun. Anyway, he has never been in contact with it, but Liu Jun has personally experienced Yao Xiaoqing’s personality and dedication. The deputy director of the waist is worthy of admiration. Didn't submit it?Could it be that Chen Kai, the director of the Qingyun Police Station, suppressed the report, or that Yao Xiaoqing was indifferent to fame and wealth and gave up the selection?

Unwilling to be reconciled, Liu Jun went through the selection materials again, as long as the name appeared. Several times when he saw Chen Xiaoqing, She Xiaojing or Yao Xiaojing, he thought it was a wrong name in the materials. After careful comparison, he found that the name of the police station was wrong. Very disappointed, not reconciled, how could the most beautiful police officer in the city be Miss Xiaoqing?

"Ah Jun, look at how serious you are, have you taken a fancy to a policewoman?" Baimei had already changed and came to the living room, and she was smiling when she saw Liu Jun.

"Amei, don't laugh at me, who do I dare to look at? Did you say that last night was just sorting out the selection materials for the most beautiful police officer in this city? I remember hearing what you said before." Put it back in place and ask purposeful questions.

"Hmph, I'm sorry you don't dare." Bai Mei still smiled, pointed to the selection materials that Liu Jungang had read, and said, "Yes, the Jiangnan City Public Security Bureau conducts the selection of the most beautiful police officers in the city, not limited to men and women. The ten most beautiful police officers will be announced on New Year's Day, and there will be more than two months. The TV station will continue to publicize and report the advanced deeds of the grassroots police. The city participates in the selection and voting."

"Can you tell me how to submit so many materials?" Liu Jun asked.

"What's the matter, why do you want to know about this?" Baimei was a little puzzled.

Liu Jundao: "It's nothing, just a little curious. Amei, let me ask you, is any policeman from a grassroots police station eligible to participate in the selection? Or are there any restrictions?"

Baimei said: "This selection is more official in nature. Usually, various public security sub-bureaus in the city will allocate some places, and the grass-roots police stations under the jurisdiction of the sub-bureau will organize the list of materials to be submitted to the sub-bureau for review, and finally hand it over to the publicity department of the Municipal Public Security Bureau. The city's three major media outlets, Jiangnan TV Station, Jiangnan Citizen Daily, and the Yangtze River, made public selections."

Liu Jun snorted, and asked again: "Is this event over? Are your materials the final selection list?"

Baimei looked at Liu Jun and felt that Liu Jun had some ideas, so she asked, "Ah Jun, do you know any policewoman?"

Liu Jun blushed, Baimei was so careful, women are sensitive by nature, and she couldn't hide this matter from her, so she reported the truth to Baimei: "Amei, it's like this, you know that Ali and I are negotiating salary and medicine at Qingyun Pharmaceutical Factory. There was a conflict between the factory foreman and security guards, and they were arrested by the Qingyun Police Station. The boss of the pharmaceutical factory colluded with the director and wanted to kill me. It was a deputy director named Yao Xiaoqing who strongly protected me and let me go home safely. Otherwise, you have to go to the detention center to see me."

"Oh, what else is going on?" Baimei looked a little annoyed.

"That's right, Amei. Actually, Yao Xiaoqing is quite a nice person. He has a sense of justice and is also pretty. Isn't this the most beautiful police officer in the city? I looked at the female police officers in the material, and none of them have The waist officer is beautiful."

Baimei stared at Liu Jun, feeling a little nervous, and said in a sour tone, "Ah Jun, don't you have a crush on that waist young man?"

Liu Jun blushed again: "Amei, what are you talking about, I'm a country boy, and no one like Xiaoqing who falls in love with me will fall in love with me."

Baimei breathed a sigh of relief, thinking what's wrong with you countryman, Ah Jun, I just like you, but Baimei would not say that she likes Liu Jun, so she pretended to be a little angry, and said, "Then why are you hugging your waist?" Xiaoqing is very caring?"

Liu Jundao: "Amei, reciprocate, understand? I think Yao Xiaoqing is the most beautiful police officer in the city. Is there a way to add another material?"

Baimei rolled her eyes at Liu Jun, she was very angry on the face, but she was quite happy in her heart. Liu Jun was able to remember the policeman who helped him, which showed that Ah Jun was a man of affection, and such a man was reliable.

Seeing that Baimei seemed unhappy, Liu Jun was anxious: "Amei, can you help me? I beg you."

"I don't want you to beg me." Baimei pouted, seeing Liu Jun's impatient look, she smiled, and punched Liu Jun's shoulder with her pink fist, with infinite charm: "Okay, Brother Ah Jun, I won't help you , who will help you?"