The breeze roars the rivers and lakes

Chapter 338 Encountering bandits, clever design

A cold smile flashed on the corner of Lin Yu's mouth, and he said: "People in the mountains and fields have no family or faction. Seeing that you are coming fiercely, I don't know what to do?"

Scarface yelled loudly: "Whatever you do, what you do, I will do it. Hurry up and take out all the things on your body, otherwise, be careful of your heads."

Lin Yu rolled his eyes, then gave A Feng a wink, pretended to be taken aback, and said, "Are you bandits?"

Seeing Lin Yu's panicked look on Dao Scar's face, he further verified his thoughts just now, and smiled proudly: "Now that I know I'm afraid, hurry up and take out all the valuable things on your body, sir, I'm in my heart If I'm happy, maybe I'll let you two go."

Lin Yu's clear eyes sparkled, and he said: "Masters, we just met a wild boar, some valuable things were thrown away in a panic, but as long as you don't kill us, I can let the family How about sending you 1 taels of silver?"

As soon as they heard 1 taels of silver, the eyes of all the mountain thieves gleamed like gold, and all of them looked like silver. Everyone looked at me and I looked at you, and some of them almost drool.

Dao Scar's face was startled at first, and he hurriedly asked: "Can your family really come up with 1 taels of silver?"

Lin Yu pulled off a jade pendant from his waist, threw it to Scarface, and said, "This is a jade pendant I carry with me. It is refined from high-quality white marble. It costs three to five thousand taels in a pawn shop. Yinzi, you should believe that."

He was born as a robber with a scar face, and he was a reckless man. He basically knew nothing about the jade pendants worn by some rich families, but the jade pendants thrown by Lin Yu were not bad, and they were top grade at first glance.And looking at Lin Yu's clothes and manners, he looks like a kid from a rich family. He believed what he said at that time.

In order to show that he also understands high-end gadgets like jade pendants, Scarface puts the jade pendant in his mouth and bites hard in front of Lin Yu, saying: "Not bad, not bad, it's a good piece of jade. The first thing you sell is a jade pendant worth several thousand taels, it seems that your family must be a wealthy family, 1 taels of silver is too little, so you should get 2 taels anyway."

Seeing the scar-faced lion open his mouth, Lin Yu couldn't help laughing dumbly, and said: "The money is not a problem, but my brother is injured and needs a quiet and secret place to heal his injuries. Just take care of us two brothers." , let alone 2 taels of silver, even 5 taels of silver can be taken out very happily."

"5 taels of silver..."

Hearing this number, all the bandits were stunned for an instant, their mouths were wide open, their saliva was drooling, and their eyes were wide open. In short, they all looked in disbelief.

Scarface finally saw a little big scene, and hurriedly shouted to the bandits beside him: "What are you guys still doing, hurry up and carry the two Gods of Wealth."

A few thieves drank from scar faces, and they were as excited as if they had beaten ten catties of expired chicken blood. Looking at Lin Yu and A Feng, it was as if they were looking at two gold statues. There was a golden light in the eyes.

Two of the stronger middle-aged men handed the weapons in their hands to their companions, bent down, kissed their own fathers more respectfully, and said with trembling smiles, "God of Wealth, you also We are all tired from walking, come on, we two brothers will carry you on our backs."

Lin Yu didn't expect that he, who was still a vicious bandit just now, would be as obedient as a little sheep in a blink of an eye, which made him feel a little embarrassed.Hastily waved his hand, and said: "Basically, my injuries are not serious, you carry my brother behind your back!"

Afeng wanted to refuse at first, but he was seriously injured and knew Lin Yu's intention of doing so, so he didn't refuse.

Scarface smiled and said to one of the strong men: "Zhang Daxiong, you will carry this God of Wealth, you must be careful, or I will not spare you when you return to the cottage."

The strong man named Zhang Daxiong responded submissively: "Boss, leave it to me, and you can rest assured!"

Seeing that Zhang Daxiong had already carried Ah Feng on his back, his scarred face was like that of the chief executives of those rich families, and he shouted loudly with a smile; "Get up and go back to the village!"

Seeing that they were heading in the direction where Junbuhui and the others were.Lin Yu hurriedly stepped forward to block the way, saying: "You can't go there. There are wild boars. It's almost dark. If you encounter wild boars, you will easily be in danger."

Scarface nodded like a chicken pecking rice, and said: "Yes, yes, yes, this wild boar is very powerful, even if the tiger, the king of beasts, has to avoid it by three points, we met an adult last time. The wild boar has lost several brothers. Detour, detour, detour quickly."

After walking in the forest for about an hour, turning seven turns and eight turns, he came to a cottage.Along the way, Lin Yu has basically remembered the way up the mountain.

In addition to the 50 or [-] brothers brought out by Scarface, there are still four No. [-] brothers left behind in the cottage, but they all seem to be rough men in the mountains, and the more powerful ones have only practiced a few simple foreign skills. , is not a cause for concern at all.In addition, there are some handymen doing hard work. It seems that they should be villagers who were captured nearby.

Seeing that Scarface came back, the bandits who stayed behind surrounded him in groups of three and five, and kept shouting, "Boss, boss, you're back."

"Boss, what do you gain this time?"

The middle-aged man who looked like a monkey was born with a quick mouth, and he shouted with a smile on his face: "Brothers, this time we sent, the boss brought back two big fat sheep, no, it should be a big fat sheep." Cows are right."

Before his words fell completely, he saw Scarface slap across the head, and scolded angrily: "Fat your sister, your whole family is cattle and sheep. This is the God of Wealth invited back by me. What kind of big fat sheep?" Big fat cow, something that doesn't have a long memory, you will be fined for not eating for a day."

The monkey-like man put on a bitter face and said repeatedly: "Boss, don't, I know I was wrong."

The funny appearance of the monkey made all the bandits laugh.

Seeing this scene, Scarface hurriedly shouted: "Don't laugh, hurry up and serve all the good wine and food we have hidden, and then go to get two good rooms, and serve the two Gods of Wealth well."

The others responded, and they all went down one after another.

The so-called good room in Scarface's mouth, that is, there is a broken bed that is not known how many years old, and it is relatively clean.Lin Yu sent Ah Feng to the room, and asked for some white medicine to stop the bleeding from Scarface, and then sent a roast chicken and a pot of wine to his room, asking him to heal his wounds and have a good rest.

Afeng understood what Lin Yu meant, so he didn't say anything more, but nodded slightly.

When Lin Yu walked to the hall alone, more than a dozen big and small leaders of the cottage, including Scarface, were already chattering there.Although their voices are not small, they are very noisy when you talk to each other, but Lin Yu listens to them really, but what surprised him is that these bandits are not talking about how to divide up the five Ten thousand taels of silver, but after getting 5 taels of silver, go to some fireworks place in the city to have fun.

Hearing those obscene words, Lin Yu couldn't help frowning slightly. It seems that these bandits have done a lot of bad things in normal times, and it seems that it is necessary to teach them a lesson.

"The God of Wealth is here, don't talk anymore, stand up for me to greet the God of Wealth." Seeing Lin Yu standing at the door, Scarface shouted excitedly.

Lin Yu nodded slightly and walked over lightly.

After drinking for three rounds, with a smile on his scar face, he asked someone to take out a piece of paper and a pen, and said, "God of Wealth, do you want to write something about the 5 taels of silver you mentioned, and inform your family and let them It’s really impossible to send someone to bring it over, we can go and pick it up.”

Lin Yu smiled with drunken eyes and said, "how difficult is this? Take paper and pen."

Hearing this, Scarface excitedly handed over the paper and pen, with such an excited look, it was unlikely that even twenty catties of expired chicken blood would be so exciting.

Lin Yu wrote quickly, and after writing a few big characters on it, he handed the paper to Scarface again.

Scarface was illiterate, but he pretended to be a dog, took the paper and read it back and forth several times, and couldn't help but nodded with a smile.

At this time, a bandit who knew a few words reminded him, "Boss, you took it upside down, you took it upside down."

Hearing this, Scarface felt a little offended, and hurriedly said: "I know, I just have to look at it the other way around, so that I can show that I'm the boss..."

After finishing speaking, he turned around and asked a figure dressed like a dog-headed military division: "Military division, how do you say that idiom?"

The dog-headed military master made a figure of eight with his fingers, and responded in a low voice: "Boss, it's Badou."

Scarface heard the words, his expression was a little puzzled, and he couldn't help muttering to himself: "Crotou, wouldn't you have diarrhea after eating that thing? Could it be that the boss's talent is so high that the whole person can't put it down, so he insists on pulling it out. Just get out."

Hearing this, Lin Yu almost turned over without laughing. The other bandits also covered their stomachs with smiles, and some of them rolled on the ground directly.Scarface also realized that his joke was a bit big, so he couldn't help laughing out loud.

After a burst of laughter, Scarface handed the piece of paper to the Goutou military division, and asked him to arrange for a few brothers with better skills to pick up the 5 taels of silver according to the address above.

The dog-headed army division opened the white paper, it doesn't matter if you don't look at it, the whole face turns black immediately.

Seeing the change in the expression of the dog-headed military master, Scarface realized that something was wrong, and hurriedly asked in a low voice: "What's the matter, military master, what is written on it, it can't be that this kid is playing us, if so, I'm going to Go and kill him."

The dog-headed military division glanced at Lin Yu fearfully, shook his head hastily, and pulled the scarred face aside.

The scar face was a little confused by the dog-headed military division, and he asked angrily: "Military division, what happened to you today, what is written on it?"

The dog-headed military master cried and said: "Boss, we have caused a catastrophe this time, not to mention that we can't get 5 taels of silver, or the whole village will be wiped out."

Seeing the serious look on the dog's head military division, it didn't look like he was joking, and the expression on Scar's face became a little dignified in an instant, and he hurriedly asked: "What did the military division write on it? Don't be fooled, how did we get into trouble?" ?”

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