The breeze roars the rivers and lakes

Originally, Lin Yu planned to come to the second floor, turn around casually, and then go down again, so as to pass this level first.When we pass by here next time, we will make up for the wine together.

But when Lin Yu stepped on the last step of the stairs, his brows that had been stretched just now were slightly frowned.

Lin Yu stood on the steps, stopped and looked!Compared with the deserted first floor, the second floor can compete with the busy market of Caishikou.At a glance, there are crowds of people, all with black heads.

But after looking intently for a while, Lin Yu discovered that among the crowd, there were not only young and middle-aged people, but also gray-haired old men in their sixties and seventies, and children in their five or six years old who didn't have all their teeth.What surprised him the most was that there were women, and they were the kind of fat women who picked their feet and picked their nostrils.

Seeing this scene, Lin Yu immediately became interested in the face-to-face skills of this mysterious rich businessman from Sichuan and Shu.Want to stay here for a while longer and see what kind of medicine is sold in his gourd?

"Don't squeeze, don't squeeze, line up, line up well..." Several figures dressed as thugs were shuttling back and forth among the crowd to maintain the order of the line.

At this moment, there was a sudden commotion from behind: "Get out of the way for my young master, I want..."

This evil young man probably wanted to jump in line, but before he finished speaking, he rushed up to some thugs without even asking a question, and knocked him down with a punch.By the way, he also cleaned up his few servants, and finally rolled them into a ball, and threw them directly from the window on the second floor in a very smooth way.

Lin Yu and others who watched this scene couldn't help being shocked.Judging from the skills of these thugs, they should be some practitioners.

After seeing this scene, Lin Yu became a little more interested in the face-to-face skills of the rich merchants from Sichuan and Shu.

But let alone, ever since the evil young man and his subordinates were rolled into a ball and thrown downstairs in a very smooth way, the order of the team has improved a lot.

In front of Lin Yu was a fat woman who weighed three hundred catties. When she walked, the whole second floor trembled.Moreover, her two eyes are one big and the other small, and they are a bit cross-eyed. Her nose is so big that it probably looks like old garlic. Her yellow teeth are still stained with the leaves from the day before yesterday. She is chattering or talking. Come on, it's like farting, it can be described as stinky.

If you want to have a face-to-face meeting with the mysterious boss of a wealthy businessman in Sichuan and Shu, you must go through some simple screening before you are eligible.

The so-called screening does not look at looks, age, or family background, not even the name, but only one question, do you already have a family?

When the guy saw the fat woman, he covered his eyes and made a disgusted expression, lowered his head deeply, and then asked, "Are you already married?"

The fat woman picked her nostrils and dug out a big lump of black booger. She felt quite good and introduced herself pretending to be charming: "My name is Zhen Juhua, I'm [-] years old, I'm not married yet, there are six people in my family. people, and a cow, and six rams, and a big black dog, and..."

"That's enough. I didn't ask you these things. I only asked if you were married. Why are you answering these questions?" the guy shouted impatiently.

The fat woman smiled with trembling fat on her face: "Oh, you are asking if my mother is married. I don't know about that. I will go back and ask her another day."

"I'm asking you, not your mother..." the guy started to growl.

After hearing this sentence, the fat woman was stunned for a moment, and said, "That's right, it's my mother?"

At this time, the guy finally couldn't bear the anger in his heart, raised his head suddenly, and wanted to beat him with his fist.But just as he raised his fist, the fat woman slapped one, louder than loud farts, smellier than smelly farts, and it was in the form of serial farts.

The guy rolled his eyes on the spot, lying on the ground convulsing, and foaming at the mouth...

At this time, the fat woman started to mutter to herself: "What's wrong with you, do you want artificial respiration, but this is my first kiss. The Buddha said that saving a life is better than building a seven-level pagoda. Now human life is at stake. I don’t care about these, I have to take advantage of you kid, but you have to be responsible to others!”

Before her words fell, the whole person rushed up like a mountain, and kissed the guy's mouth, which was still spraying white foam and bitter water. The scene was too beautiful to watch.

Watching this scene, Lin Yu's stomach was rolling on the spot, and he felt like vomiting.Others with poor psychological endurance have already vomited into a piece.

In the end, the fat woman and the guy were thrown downstairs by those thugs in a simple and rude way, but also in a very smooth way.After a scream was heard, there was no more sound.

Soon another guy was changed to screen, but he asked Lin Yu the same question: Does the family already have a wife?

After Lin Yu gave a negative answer, he was led to another team by another guy.

At the front of the line, sat an old man who had passed his forties. He was wearing a moon-white Taoist robe and a slightly white goatee beard. He looked like a hermit in the mountains who did not eat the grains of the world.No matter how you look at it, it doesn't look like a rich businessman.

"What's your birthday?" When it was Lin Yu's turn, the old man didn't even look up at him, but just grabbed his teacup and asked casually.

Lin Yu didn't hide his birth date, but said it truthfully: "Jiazi year, Bingyin month, Jiazi day, Bingyin hour."

But before Lin Yu's voice fell, the old man spit out the tea that had just been poured into his stomach with a puff, and suddenly raised his head, his eyes were all staring at Lin Yu.This kind of look is like a prodigal son seeing a beautiful woman who is overwhelmed by the country, and she is also a beautiful woman who has no clothes on.

After a long time, this strange old man spat out four words from his mouth spraying tea: "Four pillars of pure yang!"

For these Lin Yu has known for a long time that his master, old man Qingfeng, used the technique of divination of yin and yang and five elements to lure him to Qingfeng mountain.However, he didn't have much interest in this yin and yang art, that is, he just learned a little superficially.

Although he has only learned a little bit, it is far more reliable than those charlatans who make a living by setting up stalls and cheating on the streets.As for the basic things like Four Pillars of Pure Yang, he had already memorized them by heart when he was eight years old.

But when Lin Yu saw the old man's behavior, it was too abnormal.After secretly thinking about it for a while, he pretended not to understand anything, and asked in bewilderment: "Master Daoist, what are these four pillars of pure yang, and will there be a bloody disaster?"

At this time, the old man gradually calmed down, but he didn't answer Lin Yu's words directly, but turned around and whispered something in his ear to a boy next to him.

Although their voices are very small, almost like the buzzing of mosquitoes, Lin Yu can hear them clearly.Immediately startled in my heart, I thought secretly: It seems that my suspicion just now is indeed correct.

After the fairy-tale old man finished talking with the buddy, he still stared at Lin Yu like a prodigal son, staring at the peerless beauty who didn't wear any clothes at all.In the two eyes, there is still a light like a bitch in heat.

Lin Yu calmed down slightly, still pretending to be very frightened, and asked anxiously: "Master Dao, you just said that my birthday horoscope is four pillars of pure yang, what do these four pillars of pure yang mean, is it good or bad , Will I have a bloody disaster recently?"

At this moment, the old man came back to his senses slightly, stroked his gray beard, and said: "Little brother, don't worry, wait for the old man to explain it to you."

Lin Yu nodded hurriedly, and said, "then please trouble the old man!"

The old man continued to stroke his white beard, coughed lightly twice, cleared his throat, and said: "This "Ming Shu" has a saying that there are four pillars in the birth date, and each year, month, day, and hour has its own attributes of yin and yang. , one yang and three yin, three yin overcomes one yang, and one gets five elements and one attribute, that is, one life; (Note [-])

And two yangs and two yins, the yin and yang offset each other, and you will get the five elements, one attribute, and one life; and once there are three yang characters in someone's life, the three yangs can overcome one yin, and you can get the five elements and two attributes, that is, two lives! "

For the book "Fate", Lin Yu can basically recite the whole book.But in order to make the play more similar, he still pretended not to know anything, with a puzzled expression on his face, and asked: "Then, am I one life or two lives?"

The old man was still stroking his white beard, and shook his head pretending to be mysterious, and said: "No, you are a body of four pillars of pure yang, and there are four yang characters in your life. "Fate" also said: The four yangs come together in a cauldron, and the destiny is blessed by God. Those who have four yang characters in their fate are those who have the gods and blessings in their fate. The horoscope has four pillars and four yangs, and the five elements can get three attributes, that is, this person has three lives!"

Lin Yu cursed secretly in his heart when he heard that the old man was flirting with him on professional terms again.Isn't it just a four-pillar pure yang, as for talking so much nonsense.But although he thought so in his heart, he still pretended not to know anything on his expression, and hurriedly asked: "Old man, do you mean that I have three lives?"

The old man did not answer his question directly, but continued to use professional terms that ordinary people could not understand, as if not saying these words would not prove that he is a professional charlatan:

""The Art of Fate" also says: People have three lives, they can overcome the sky, guide the sun, receive the benefits of the sun, and gain the nature of the sun. That is to say, if a person has three lives, then this person has already occupied the three lives. The dominant position of Yang Qi in the world.”

"Such a person can only appear in six Jiazi. According to the records of the patriarch, Kongtong Guangchengzi in the Yellow Emperor's time, the immortal Xu Fu in the Qin Dynasty, Zhang Tianshi in the Eastern Han Dynasty, and Jin Xuandi in the Jin Dynasty all have the body of these four pillars of pure yang. Look at you Face to face, future achievements will definitely be limitless, definitely not something in the pool!" (Note [-])

Looking at the old man's demeanor and tone of voice, coupled with his face getting closer and closer, and his staring eyes, Lin Yu really wanted to flatten him into a pig's head.And hearing this old guy talk, he became angry, and he was always giving him life-enhancing techniques. It was said in the "Fate Technique" that he really looked like a half-immortal.

"Young master, this way please!" Just when Lin Yu was full of anger and wanted to beat the old man.The old fellow stared at him with staring eyes again, and made a gesture of invitation like a dog.

Lin Yu forced a smile, nodded slightly, and said in his heart: I want to take a good look, what tricks can you play?

The old man led Lin Yu into a room. The room was luxuriously decorated, but the furnishings inside were very simple. There was only one table, and the table was filled with sumptuous banquets.

Seeing the situation, Lin Yu directly drank himself a glass of wine without being polite.Staring at the contents of the glass carefully, he cursed secretly in his heart: This old thing is such a waste of money, such a good wine, he actually poured sweat medicine into it.

"My lord, drink, drink..." Just when Lin Yu was hesitating, the old man put on a lewd smile on his face and began to persuade him to drink again.

At this moment, Lin Yu suddenly heard footsteps coming from outside the door. Although the sound was small, it was steady and powerful, and the pace was very neat. This must be a group of well-trained masters.

After realizing this, Lin Yu no longer hesitated, just raised his neck and drank the wine in the glass in one gulp.

"Young master, how are you feeling? Do you want some more drinks?" The old man raised his mustache, and he was as good as a bitch in heat.

Lin Yu glanced at him disdainfully, then took another drink.Then secretly use internal force to expel this poor-quality Mongolian sweat medicine from the body.Dang even pretended to be dizzy for a while, and fell down on the table with a plop.

"Young Master, Young Master..." Seeing this, the old man hastily stepped forward and called out twice. After confirming that Lin Yu had indeed been knocked down by his Mongolian sweat medicine, a smug and sinister smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

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Note [-]: "Ming Shu" is one of the five Taoist arts (mountain, medicine, life, phase, and divination), and its origin is "Book of Changes".It is based on the time of birth of a person and the five elements of yin and yang, and is used to calculate the principles of fate and heaven, so as to achieve the knowledge of seeking advantages and avoiding disadvantages.

Note [-]: Emperor Xuan of Jin is Sima Yi