good morning, sergeant

Stupid rabbit, when did you smile so happily when you were with him?

Thinking about it, Zhan Yiyang frowned slightly, and walked over at a faster pace.

Walking through a rough path, the crowd finally fell into his eyes. Zhan Yiyang saw Xu Rongrong sitting cross-legged on the ground with a bottle of beer in his hand, smiling heartlessly and defenselessly .

This stupid rabbit, who allowed her to drink?Wait, the one next to her is...Chen Shoujun?

Xu Rongrong actually drank with Chen Shoujun?

Zhan Yiyang frowned even deeper, and strode over.

The crowd didn't know who noticed Zhan Yiyang first, and exclaimed: "Commander! Commander Zhan is here!"

Xu Rongrong drank some wine and became a little dizzy. Hearing the soldier's tone at first, he burst out laughing, "Why is your tone so like a middle school student yelling 'the head teacher is here' when he is in self-study?"

The others laughed dryly, stood up one after another, and watched Zhan Yiyang walking towards this side with a gloomy face.

Xu Rongrong was still sitting cross-legged on the ground. Seeing this, she raised her head and asked Chen Shoujun next to her, "Does Zhan Yiyang usually have this expression?"

"Uh..." The corners of Chen Shoujun's mouth twitched, "Bad, about the same." Although it was about the same, but this time...he had a bad feeling!I always feel that Commander Zhan's stormy expression is directed at him!

When Xu Rongrong voted for him that day, he had a bad premonition, and finally... still couldn't avoid it?

"Commander Zhan!" When Zhan Yiyang approached, a special soldier with the highest rank spoke first, "We are celebrating Brigadier Chen's birthday."

"Yeah." Zhan Yiyang glanced at everyone indifferently, and walked to Xu Rongrong's side naturally, "Count me in."

Normally, the dragon never sees the end, but the youngest army commander in history wants to join a brigade commander's birthday party?

Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay, Brigadier Chen was flattered and frightened at the same time, that bad premonition became more and more serious.

Xu Rongrong looked up at Zhan Yiyang suspiciously, did he really want to play with them?No matter how you look at it, he doesn't look like the kind of person who likes to join in the fun.

Zhan Yiyang also looked at Xu Rongrong, took the wine bottle in her hand, and looked at a group of soldiers who were surprised by his actions, and said solemnly: "What am I doing? I'm playing with you."

Everyone laughed and sat down, the atmosphere was not as relaxed as before.

In the army, Zhan Yiyang is famous for his ruthless face. Everyone respects him three-points, worships him three-points, and fears him four-points. Became a pillar of the army.

"Uh, Zhan Yiyang..." Xu Rongrong tugged at Zhan Yiyang's sleeve, and pointed to the wine bottle in his hand, "You took mine."

Zhan Yiyang raised his eyebrows in displeasure, "Who allows you to drink?"

The soldier who offered wine to Xu Rongrong shook his hands, it's over, Major General Zhan's tone...does he want to find an excuse to get away?

Xu Rongrong remembered that Zhan Yiyang said that he was depressed because no one wanted him, so he pulled the corners of his lips and pretended to be crazy, "I want to drink." As he spoke, he reached out to grab the wine bottle in Zhan Yiyang's hand.

Zhan Yiyang easily avoided Xu Rongrong's hand, "Just think about it."

"..." Xu Rongrong was speechless. Saying this to someone who wants to drink is like saying to someone who is addicted to drugs: "Want to smoke? Then think about it."

You know what?

If not so many of his subordinates and soldiers were on the scene, Xu Rongrong would definitely rush to fight Zhan Yiyang.But with so many people watching, forget it, let's save some face for him and save some image for yourself.

Anyway, she seemed to be almost drunk.

In the end, Xu Rongrong compromised, "That's fine."

Zhan Yiyang took a sip of wine in satisfaction, counting himself as a stupid rabbit.

The birthday party was still going on, but it was obvious that the overall atmosphere became a bit weird, everyone became more reserved, and no one dared to take the initiative to chat with Xu Rongrong.

This is what Zhan Yiyang wants. Xu Baitu belongs to him. If others want to get close, there is no door!

But Xu Rongrong was very depressed, she tried to ignite the atmosphere again and again, but the only response to her was a few dry laughs.

Hey, all of a sudden, why is everything wrong?

"Let's play a game." Xu Rongrong looked at everyone present with bright eyes full of expectation, "Everyone tells a joke, and the person who tells the least funny one will be punished! How about it?"

No one dared to speak up, but everyone looked at Zhan Yiyang in a tacit understanding.

Zhan Yiyang was quite satisfied with the reaction of his subordinates, he turned his head to look at Xu Rongrong, "Then start with you."

Relieved expressions appeared on everyone's faces, and they all laughed and echoed. Xu Rongrong thought that everyone was interested in this game, so he said with all his strength:

"Hey, let me tell you a joke about a character in a TV series. He is a genius physicist named Sheldon, who is often suspected of being crazy because of his weird behavior. Whenever people ask him 'Are you crazy?' Sometimes, he always replied: I'm fine, I'm not crazy, my mother took me to check!"

Xu Rongrong imitated Xie Er's arrogant and confident tone very vividly, as if the Xie Er on TV was right in front of everyone's eyes, and the fruit of his smile was naturally unusual, and since he was the wife of an army, everyone laughed even more face-to-face.

Immediately, Xu Rongrong's sense of accomplishment soared, and she looked at Zhan Yiyang with an itch, "It's your turn." Zhan Yiyang told a joke, puff, looking forward to it...

Like Xu Rongrong, the subordinates had full expectations.

Usually, let alone telling jokes, it is hard to imagine seeing Zhan Yiyang smile.

If Zhan Yiyang really opened his mouth to tell a joke, it would be a moment worthy of being written into military history!

But Zhan Yiyang extinguished everyone's hopes with one sentence. He looked at Xu Rongrong and said in a calm tone: "If you say it, it means I will say it. Next."

"Huh?" Xu Rongrong tilted his head, looking at Zhan Yiyang in great confusion, but Zhan Yiyang just looked coldly at Chen Shoujun next to him. Chen Shoujun began to tell his jokes knowingly, but because of some trembling , It became a cold joke.

Today was his birthday, but he always felt that... it would also be his end.

"Zhan Yiyang, you're playing a rascal!" Xu Rongrong's voice was very small, just enough for her and Zhan Yiyang to hear, but her dissatisfaction was fully revealed, "What do you mean you said what I said? I just want to see You play this because of the way you tell jokes."

"We are husband and wife, and all property is shared." Zhan Yiyang said naturally, "You tell a joke, which means I told it. It makes sense to attend a friend's wedding with us, and only need to give a gift. Isn't it true? Do you want to give another gift to someone else?"

"..." Xu Rongrong looked at Zhan Yiyang with dazed eyes, and murmured, uh, there seems to be no loopholes in the logic of what he said.

But there is still something weird, something that is not quite right.

After thinking about it for a long time, Xu Rongrong couldn't figure out what was wrong, so Xu Rongrong had to insist, "But I want to hear you tell jokes." As he spoke, he suddenly remembered something, and before Zhan Yiyang could speak, he said like an order, "Don't say 'I want to You can think of it like that!"

Zhan Yiyang raised his eyebrows, "Xu Rongrong, how much did you drink?" He even dared to talk to him like that.

Xu Rongrong pointed to an empty bottle at hand, "One bottle," then pointed to the bottle in Zhan Yiyang's hand, "less than two bottles." He hugged Zhan Yiyang's arm, "Zhan Yiyang, Tell me a joke, please."

A group of soldiers next to him looked as if their dog eyes had been shattered. Someone dared to hold the arm of Commander Zhan like this. Sister-in-law is indeed a sister-in-law.

However, such a girl naturally came to act like a baby to herself, even a man would not refuse.

Zhan Yiyang glanced at the soldiers, he didn't notice the dodging eyes of those people, and he knew the reason, but he didn't think there was anything wrong, he looked at Xu Rongrong in a leisurely manner, and refused decisively, and he didn't even bother to find a reason: "No meeting."

Xu Rongrong's alcohol stamina picked up, and her head was slightly dizzy. She curled her lips and looked very dissatisfied, "I thought you knew everything. Forget it, I'll listen to other people." After speaking, she turned to look at others, with a peaceful expression Yi Yang's unfamiliar expression.

To Zhan Yiyang, this is Hong Guoguo's contempt and disregard.

He gritted his teeth indiscriminately, and stared at Xu Rongrong with slightly narrowed eyes, as sharp as a falcon.

After going back, let's see how he cleans up Xu Rongrong!

Listening to the jokes told by the soldiers, Xu Rongrong laughed heartlessly, unaware that countless ways to kill her had already flashed through Zhan Yiyang's mind.

After a few jokes, everyone leaned forward and backward with laughter, and the atmosphere relaxed a lot. The people behind spoke harder, and occasionally Zhan Yiyang would touch the corners of his lips, and the atmosphere relaxed unconsciously.

After the last soldier told the joke, Xu Rongrong was already laughing so hard that he lay on Zhan Yiyang's shoulder, "Zhan Yiyang, I can't do it anymore. You didn't make a sound at all. How did you do that?"

"You're so stupid." Zhan Yiyang squinted at Xu Rongrong, whose shoulders were trembling, his gaze was as disgusting as his tone.

Xu Rongrong pursed his lips, got up from Zhan Yiyang's shoulder, and glanced at everyone, "I'm done talking, I'll count one, two, three, and point to whoever you think is the funniest. Cough, one, two, three! "

It means that everyone has it, and the one with the most votes is a special soldier.But everyone no longer pays attention to this. What everyone pays attention to is that someone pointed at Zhan Yiyang.

That person is Xu Rongrong.

Everyone wipes their sweat, sister-in-law, what are you trying to do?

Zhan Yiyang squinted his eyes, looking interested, without seeing the tension on other people's faces.

"Zhan Yiyang, you didn't even tell a joke. Of course you are the most funny person. I won't be afraid of you just because you are the commander of the army!" Xu Rongrong seemed to have a righteous expression on his face.

Zhan Yiyang had a good time, "Then how are you going to punish me, huh?"