First daughter mad concubine: the best baby rascal
1. The wrong bride for the wedding ceremony
"The auspicious time has come, the bride and groom are ready to worship..." In the big red wedding hall, the hostess was full of guests, and the etiquette officer with white beard and hair shouted with great enthusiasm.With a loud cry, everyone with joyful faces was stunned, and their eyes swept to the center of the wedding hall. The bride in a gorgeous phoenix crown and Xiapei was standing alone in the center of the wedding hall with the support of two maids. There is no bridegroom beside the girl.
"Hey, where's the groom?"
Everyone searched around the room, but did not see the groom appearing, someone said in surprise.
"I heard that the eldest son is not in good health. Could it be that he can't get out of bed?" A lady covered her mouth and smiled lightly. clearly.
"The Eldest Young Master has always been in poor health. Didn't you get married in a hurry just for the sake of happiness?"
A woman in her early twenties let out a soft snort, and a lady next to her sighed, but her words were obviously gloating: "It's also thanks to Mrs. Shangshu's foresight that she made this marriage with her fingertips in advance. Otherwise, how could the General's Mansion be willing to send Jiao Didi's prostitute daughter here to be a widow?"
"Mrs. Wang, look at your mouth, how do you know that the eldest daughter is a widow? But any man, who has such a breath, who is willing to just look at his delicate daughter-in-law?"
This woman seemed to be at odds with that Mrs. Wang, and Mrs. Wang sneered: "I can't even worship, and I'm still thinking about consummating the house? He can get up too..."
It is said that there are three women in one play, so many women get together, the voice becomes louder unconsciously, and Dou Shangshu, who is sitting at the top, looks more and more serious, and finally coughs impatiently.
The voice of the woman's gossip stopped abruptly, and the old etiquette officer turned to look at the Shangshu, and asked anxiously: "Dou Shangshu, look... the auspicious time has come, I'm afraid it will be delayed..."
"Ahem, since it's an auspicious time, naturally there is no delay, Chunhong, come in..."
The onlookers hurriedly separated after hearing the words. At the door, a girl in red came in pretty. She was wearing a bright red jacket, her face was watery, and she was holding a washbasin-sized pot on her high chest. something green...
"Ah...this..."
Among the guests, someone couldn't help shouting, because what the girl was holding in her arms turned out to be a big turtle!
As we all know, tortoise also means bastard, which is a curse.When it comes to tortoises, people will think of a very indecent thing, that is a green hat, which means that a woman is out of bed, why did this girl come in with such a thing at the auspicious time of worship?
"Okay, let's start..."
Dou Shangshu didn't seem to take the surprise of the guests into consideration at all. The etiquette officer was used to seeing all kinds of scenes. He took a deep breath and said loudly: "Bow to heaven and earth!"
Amid the long shouts, the girl turned around with the help of the bride, and the girl also turned around with the tortoise in her arms. The bride was bowed down, and the tortoise was also pressed down by the girl and nodded.
"Second worship high hall..."
The same action, performed in this solemn and festive Xitang at this time, gave people an indescribably weird and funny feeling.
"Happy husband and wife..."
The bride and the girl turned around at the same time, and just about to bow their heads, a servant hurried in. Perhaps he was so anxious that he didn't even notice the high threshold when he reached the door, and fell into the mud with a plop.
However, he didn't bother to get up or take a breath, and shouted in panic: "Master, master is not good, young master, young master is not good..."
"Hey, where's the groom?"
Everyone searched around the room, but did not see the groom appearing, someone said in surprise.
"I heard that the eldest son is not in good health. Could it be that he can't get out of bed?" A lady covered her mouth and smiled lightly. clearly.
"The Eldest Young Master has always been in poor health. Didn't you get married in a hurry just for the sake of happiness?"
A woman in her early twenties let out a soft snort, and a lady next to her sighed, but her words were obviously gloating: "It's also thanks to Mrs. Shangshu's foresight that she made this marriage with her fingertips in advance. Otherwise, how could the General's Mansion be willing to send Jiao Didi's prostitute daughter here to be a widow?"
"Mrs. Wang, look at your mouth, how do you know that the eldest daughter is a widow? But any man, who has such a breath, who is willing to just look at his delicate daughter-in-law?"
This woman seemed to be at odds with that Mrs. Wang, and Mrs. Wang sneered: "I can't even worship, and I'm still thinking about consummating the house? He can get up too..."
It is said that there are three women in one play, so many women get together, the voice becomes louder unconsciously, and Dou Shangshu, who is sitting at the top, looks more and more serious, and finally coughs impatiently.
The voice of the woman's gossip stopped abruptly, and the old etiquette officer turned to look at the Shangshu, and asked anxiously: "Dou Shangshu, look... the auspicious time has come, I'm afraid it will be delayed..."
"Ahem, since it's an auspicious time, naturally there is no delay, Chunhong, come in..."
The onlookers hurriedly separated after hearing the words. At the door, a girl in red came in pretty. She was wearing a bright red jacket, her face was watery, and she was holding a washbasin-sized pot on her high chest. something green...
"Ah...this..."
Among the guests, someone couldn't help shouting, because what the girl was holding in her arms turned out to be a big turtle!
As we all know, tortoise also means bastard, which is a curse.When it comes to tortoises, people will think of a very indecent thing, that is a green hat, which means that a woman is out of bed, why did this girl come in with such a thing at the auspicious time of worship?
"Okay, let's start..."
Dou Shangshu didn't seem to take the surprise of the guests into consideration at all. The etiquette officer was used to seeing all kinds of scenes. He took a deep breath and said loudly: "Bow to heaven and earth!"
Amid the long shouts, the girl turned around with the help of the bride, and the girl also turned around with the tortoise in her arms. The bride was bowed down, and the tortoise was also pressed down by the girl and nodded.
"Second worship high hall..."
The same action, performed in this solemn and festive Xitang at this time, gave people an indescribably weird and funny feeling.
"Happy husband and wife..."
The bride and the girl turned around at the same time, and just about to bow their heads, a servant hurried in. Perhaps he was so anxious that he didn't even notice the high threshold when he reached the door, and fell into the mud with a plop.
However, he didn't bother to get up or take a breath, and shouted in panic: "Master, master is not good, young master, young master is not good..."
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