Smuggling Daming

Seeing that Father John even involved taking a bath with religious beliefs, Zhou Zhong felt contemptuous in his heart. If, like Father John, he did not take a bath for many years, he was devout to the Lord, then their God’s taste was too strong. , It's hard to imagine what a paradise would look like with a group of people who haven't bathed all their lives?

With resentment towards the Catholic Church, Zhou Zhong walked towards the Europeans with a glass of wine together with Father John. After all, they were guests, and they were craftsmen whom he had hired at a high price. A glass of wine, otherwise it would be too rude, so even if he didn't want it in his heart, he could only bear it and walk over.

Sure enough, when Zhou Zhong was a dozen or so steps away from the tables on the east side of the living room, an unpleasant stench came from his nose. This kind of stench should be a mixture of body odor, foot odor, sweat odor, etc. It was very unique, and Zhou Zhong immediately recognized it when he smelled it. It was exactly the stench he had smelled on the pier before.

It would be fine if it was just a stench, but now this stench is mixed with the smell of wine and food, and even Zhou Zhong can smell a trace of spices, which must be the powder that Mrs. Helen and Miss Shila put on their bodies. , This weird taste mixed with aroma and stench hit Zhou Zhong's sense of taste, making him want to cut off his nose for a while.

With a disgusting smell, Zhou Zhong finally walked to the drinking table of Chilawa and others, and then saw a smile on his face and said: "Everyone, welcome to Shuangyu Port, as the Nanyang Chamber of Commerce Master, I am here to offer a toast to everyone on behalf of the Chamber of Commerce!"

Father John translated Zhou Zhong's words, but Chilawa and the others immediately stood up holding their wine glasses.Then they drank the glass of wine with Zhou Zhong, but many people were not used to the taste of liquor, and they coughed and choked, which made the other people in the living room burst into laughter.

However, when these European craftsmen coughed, they suffered a lot, because he found that with the coughing of these people, there was an unbearable bad breath in the air. Speaking of which, Europeans are still very backward in oral protection. At best, wipe your teeth with a cloth after eating.This makes many mouths full of rotten teeth. Young people are better off. Generally, older Europeans have a mouth full of scorched teeth, and even Queen Elizabeth of England a few hundred years later has a mouth full of black teeth.

After finally suppressing the bad breath, Zhou Zhong saw that the European in front of him began to eat vegetables in big mouthfuls in order to relieve the spicy taste of the liquor.It's just that Zhou Zhong didn't notice just now that these Europeans don't know how to use chopsticks. As for knives and forks, they were not prepared at the banquet. Hands touching food.You can express your gratitude to the Lord, so most Europeans are the same as Indians now.Eat with your hands.

For example, Chilawa and the others in front of Zhou Zhong, no matter what they eat, they just grab it and eat it. However, the dishes in the Central Plains are rich and varied, and many dishes are soupy. As a result, not only are these people's hands stained with oil , even the body and face are full of oil, even Helen and Shila's mother and daughter are the same.In Zhou Zhong's eyes, it looked very barbaric and rude, not at all like the ladylike appearance in later movies and TV shows.

Zhou Zhong originally wanted to say a few words.However, seeing such a shocking scene in front of him, he didn't know what to say for a while, and it was a little awkward to stand there.Fortunately, at this time, Miss Xila might have seen the strangeness in Zhou Zhong's eyes, she stood up and walked to him, and asked curiously: "#%@#￥@#￥...... "

Zhou Zhong can only be sure that the other party is not speaking English for Miss Xila’s question. As for the predecessor of which language, he can’t tell at all. Fortunately, Father John next to him translated in time: “Mr. Zhou, Xila Miss said that she saw that you were a little surprised, is it because they don't use chopsticks when eating, but feel very barbaric with their hands?"

Zhou Zhong was taken aback when he heard this. He didn't expect that Miss Xila, who was full of greasy face, would be so sensitive that she could even read the thoughts in his heart, but he hastily denied it: "Miss Xila Misunderstood, I just drank a few more glasses just now because I can't drink well, so now I feel very uncomfortable and want to vomit every time I drink..."

When Zhou Zhong said this, he found that Miss Xila looked at him with very clear eyes, which made him suddenly feel unable to make up.In addition, as Miss Shira approached, Zhou Zhong smelled a strong smell of powder, mixed with the original stench, which made him feel particularly pungent, and even really felt like vomiting.

People must not think about vomiting after drinking, otherwise they will really vomit in the end. Zhou Zhong's current situation is like this. He is stimulated by the stench and pungent inferior spices, coupled with the greasy hands of these Europeans. Shaking in front of his eyes made him feel more and more nauseous, and he couldn't help it, at last he hurriedly said to Father John next to him: "Father, please greet everyone for me first, I'll go out for a while !"

After Zhou Zhong finished speaking, he left the living room quickly. When he rushed to the door, he immediately took a long breath of fresh air. However, the nausea in his chest did not decrease at this time. When he came out, what he ate in his stomach spewed out at once, and he couldn't care less now, he leaned on the pillar outside and vomited. He never thought that one day he would be smoked and vomited out. Although there is a reason for drinking, it is more because of the terrible smell emanating from the gathered Europeans.

After finally waiting for Zhou Zhong to vomit all the contents in his stomach, and then retching for a while, he felt much better. At this moment, he stood up straight with his waist, just about to ask the servant to bring a glass of water to him. He rinsed his mouth, but he didn't expect that someone beside him had already prepared water and brought it to him, saying, "Young Master Zhou, drink some water and rinse!"

"Thank you!" Zhou Zhong instinctively took the water and thanked him, but then he immediately realized that it was Father Ruowang when he turned his head, which made him a little embarrassed and said, "Father Ruowang is here! "

But what Zhou Zhong didn't expect was that when Father John heard his words, he explained with a smile: "Young Master Zhou misunderstood, it's not that I'm here to bring you water, it's Miss Xila who noticed your strangeness, So he dragged me to deliver water to the young master!"

As Father John said, he stretched out his finger and pointed behind him. Only then did Zhou Zhong realize that there was a slender Miss Xila standing behind a pillar more than a dozen steps behind Father John, showing Half of his face was flushed red, and there seemed to be a little apology in his gaze.

"What's wrong with Ms. Xila? Why are you standing so far away?" After vomiting it out, Zhou Zhong felt his mind clear up, but he couldn't figure out why Miss Xila hid behind the pillar.

After hearing Zhou Zhong's words, Father John spread his hands and said helplessly: "Miss Xila already knows that you don't like the smell on them, and also understands the reason for your vomiting, so she is worried that the smell on her You, you dare not go forward by yourself, and even entrusted me to bring you water to rinse your mouth."

Zhou Zhong didn't expect Miss Xila to have seen through him long ago, which made him a little embarrassed. After all, as the host, he vomited because of the smell of the guest, and was caught by the guest on the spot. What's worse was that the other party actually What could be more rude than a young girl?

But at the same time, Zhou Zhong was also very moved by Miss Xila's kindness and care. He showed an embarrassed and grateful smile to her, and then took the initiative to walk over and apologize: "I'm really sorry, Zhou is too rude!"

Seeing Zhou Zhong voluntarily approaching, Miss Sheila shrank back instinctively. With such a big body, she has always been the favorite in the eyes of others. Not only is she beautiful, but she also has a good family background, but she never expected to come to the legendary After the Ming Dynasty, the first peer she met actually vomited because of the smell on her body. This made her feel inferior and shy for the first time. The smell on the body is smoked.

"Mr. Zhou is too polite. It's all about our living habits, which made Mr. Zhou suffer!" Miss Xila still hid behind the pillar and said shyly. Of course, her words were translated by Father John to Zhou Zhong. .

"Hahaha~, this..." Zhou Zhong just wanted to say that he respected the other person's living habits, but he felt a little guilty of saying these words, so he had to laugh a few times and didn't say anything.

In fact, at this time Zhou Zhong found that when he was standing alone with Ms. Xila, although the smell of inferior face powder on the other party was still very pungent, it was much better than in the hall just now. After all, the European craftsmen in the hall were all He is a man, and he can’t afford spices, so it’s like a human-shaped biochemical agent. These human-shaped biochemical agents sit together and it’s not as simple as one plus one to make two. Together, it can definitely exceed everyone's imagination, and I am the first victim.

Seeing Zhou Zhong's expression, Ms. Sheila also guessed that the other party must disapprove of their habit of not taking a bath, and she saw that she asked Zhou Zhong very sincerely: "Young Master Zhou, I would like to ask, based on our current situation If you live here in Daming, will you be ridiculed by others?"

Hearing the other party's question, Zhou Zhong couldn't help being a little embarrassed. If he told the truth, he was worried that he would hurt the little nanny's heart. If he told lies, but the matter was obvious. With their habit of not taking a bath, not only They will be ridiculed by others, and I am afraid that no one in Shuangyu Port is willing to associate with Europeans like them. After all, no one wants to make friends with a person who smells so bad. (To be continued. If you like this work, you are welcome to vote for recommendations and monthly tickets. Your support is my biggest motivation.)