Sir, do you have enough?
【187】Only I can bully her, others don't even think about it
"I'm not going to get married."
"why?"
Ma Chunchun smiled slightly, with two dimples on his face, "Because, I want to marry the person I love, but I will never be able to."
"Who is so awesome/forceful? Tell me, I really want to know."
Ma Chunchun shook his head, "Okay, Brother Ye, go to sleep, I really want to sleep."
"Don't change the subject for me, just talk!"
"I don't want to say, I really want to sleep."
She took off her coat, lifted the quilt and lay on the bed, closed her eyes, signaling that she was really going to sleep.
Seeing this, Ye Qiao had no choice but to leave and close the door.
Hearing the sound of the door closing, Ma Chunchun opened his eyes, depressed.
***
"Tell me, why do women have their periods? It's so uncomfortable and painful." Lin Jiaoyang, who had already fallen asleep in the middle of the night, suddenly knocked on An Xiaonuan's door again, sighing.
An Xiaonuan sat by the bed in her pajamas, "I've been asleep for two hours, and you knocked on my door just to tell me this? You are a tall, rich and handsome cousin, but you are the best male best friend." The candidate has been selected, and even the uncomfortable thing of a woman coming to be an aunt has been thoroughly researched."
Lin Jiaoyang shook his head, "Xiao Nuan, it's not easy being a woman. When I came to my aunt, it really hurts too much!"
An Xiaonuan was very puzzled, "I said, how do you know it's painful and uncomfortable, and you don't need it."
Lin Jiaoyang stopped talking, and after a while, he hesitated and said, "I just see you feel uncomfortable. Fortunately, I am a man, so I don't have this kind of experience."
"It would be great if you could be reborn as a woman in your next life. I think you will also experience this feeling. Well, it's very good. However, you, a big man, told me this, don't you think it doesn't suit you? "
Lin Jiaoyang stood up with an extremely ugly expression on his face. He felt that he had made a big embarrassment in front of An Xiaonuan.
"Scorching sun! Alas, let's continue discussing!"
Lin Jiaoyang walked faster, and soon heard the sound of the door closing from the opposite side.
An Xiaonuan laughed so hard that she was on the verge of crying.
It never occurred to him that Lin Jiaoyang, a graduate of such a famous university, would be curious about this matter.
If it gets out, what a joke it will be. Is this his trick?
Thinking of this, An Xiaonuan felt more at ease.
After sleeping until dawn, when An Xiaonuan was about to move, she felt a feeling of running water under her body, which made her quickly open the drawer and swallowed two pills to stop uterine bleeding.
Then I got out of bed and went to the bathroom.
Taking off her pants, the entire small diaper was completely soaked. The dazzling red color made her face paler. She had lost too much blood and her face was pale. Seeing this, An Xiaonuan's mood suddenly sank. down.
She gently took off the diaper and threw it into the trash can, replaced the sanitary napkin on the underwear/pants, and finally took a new diaper to line the sanitary napkin, and pulled up the pants.
After washing, he put on his clothes and went out.
Lin Jiaoyang stood in the corridor, holding a carton of milk, two eggs, and a cake in his hand.
"Breakfast, eat while walking, Xiaonuan, why are you so pale?"
An Xiaonuan saw that he had walked out of the shadow of last night's embarrassing incident, so she didn't bother to expose his scars, but said, "I'm in a bad mood."
He nodded, "I understand."
An Xiaonuan took a sip of milk and asked, "What do you know?"
"Women are in a bad mood when they come to the aunt, so how about it, Xiao Nuan, let me tell you a joke."
An Xiaonuan reached out to press the elevator and walked in, "You still tell jokes?"
Lin Jiaoyang pressed the elevator and laughed, "Underestimate me, I'm a good joke teller."
"Then tell me, let me see your skills."
"Let's think about it. I've seen a lot of jokes on the Internet before, so think about it." He mused.
He suddenly said, "Two women attended a banquet to talk about their experiences of blind dates. One woman asked: I heard that you went to meet a very rich businessman last time. Could it be that you didn't fall in love with your looks?" The other woman shook her head. : It's not my problem, it's because he's so long that I can't open my legs."
An Xiaonuan really laughed, "Is there any more?"
Lin Jiaoyang chuckled, "Of course!"
Seeing her smiling so happily, he suddenly felt that his hard work of watching countless jokes all night was worth it, just to make her smile.
"There is a man who always hears about his wife stealing from the neighbors' gossip, because he decided to prove it. One day, he told his wife that he was going on a business trip and would come back in ten days. However, on the same day At night, he sneaked to his house not far away, and found a dozen men standing at the door, he was puzzled, so he climbed over the wall and entered, but was dragged down."
An Xiaonuan then asked, "Why? This is his own home, why was he arrested?"
"Because the man who grabbed him said: Still want to jump in line? I haven't even started yet! It's your turn! Go behind the queue!"
An Xiaonuan opened the corner of her mouth, "The man is probably going to die of anger, right?"
Lin Jiaoyang nodded, "Take it as a joke."
The elevator door opened, and the two put away their smiles, their faces gentle and harmless.
Two or three reporters surrounded them.
"Young Master Lin, may I ask if the report last night is true?"
Lin Jiaoyang smiled like a flower, "What report?"
"It's about the news that you and An Xiaonuan have a child."
"Oh, this, let me clarify here, no, so, don't make wild guesses, I will announce when there is good news."
If the first half of this sentence is to clarify, then the second half is to add fuel to the fire.
The corners of An Xiaonuan's mouth twitched slightly, he bypassed the reporter and walked forward.
Lin Jiaoyang waved his hand at the reporter with a smile, and chased after him.
"Angry?"
"no!"
"You're just angry."
"It's just not!"
An Xiaonuan snorted, "Lin Jiaoyang, let me tell you, if you don't want me to tell you about you in public next time, just stop talking nonsense."
Lin Jiaoyang didn't care, "Tell me, I'm not afraid of being ashamed, it's just that I'm ashamed and you are ashamed. No one knows that you are my fiancée."
"you--"
Just as she uttered a word, An Xiaonuan stopped in her tracks.
Standing at the entrance of the hotel was a man wearing a suit and a black overcoat. As for who this person was, only Gu Changqing could wear the clothes with a sense of smell.
He was wearing sunglasses, and there was a sneer hanging from his lips.
Lin Jiaoyang also saw that it was him, and sneered, "President Gu, long time no see."
Gu Changqing snorted, "It doesn't matter if we don't see each other for the rest of our lives."
Lin Jiaoyang stopped talking, and took the initiative to hold An Xiaonuan's hand, "I'm going to be late."
The two passed by Gu Changqing and walked a long distance, Gu Changqing turned his head and looked at the figure that was almost invisible. God knows how much pain he endured just now.
"why?"
Ma Chunchun smiled slightly, with two dimples on his face, "Because, I want to marry the person I love, but I will never be able to."
"Who is so awesome/forceful? Tell me, I really want to know."
Ma Chunchun shook his head, "Okay, Brother Ye, go to sleep, I really want to sleep."
"Don't change the subject for me, just talk!"
"I don't want to say, I really want to sleep."
She took off her coat, lifted the quilt and lay on the bed, closed her eyes, signaling that she was really going to sleep.
Seeing this, Ye Qiao had no choice but to leave and close the door.
Hearing the sound of the door closing, Ma Chunchun opened his eyes, depressed.
***
"Tell me, why do women have their periods? It's so uncomfortable and painful." Lin Jiaoyang, who had already fallen asleep in the middle of the night, suddenly knocked on An Xiaonuan's door again, sighing.
An Xiaonuan sat by the bed in her pajamas, "I've been asleep for two hours, and you knocked on my door just to tell me this? You are a tall, rich and handsome cousin, but you are the best male best friend." The candidate has been selected, and even the uncomfortable thing of a woman coming to be an aunt has been thoroughly researched."
Lin Jiaoyang shook his head, "Xiao Nuan, it's not easy being a woman. When I came to my aunt, it really hurts too much!"
An Xiaonuan was very puzzled, "I said, how do you know it's painful and uncomfortable, and you don't need it."
Lin Jiaoyang stopped talking, and after a while, he hesitated and said, "I just see you feel uncomfortable. Fortunately, I am a man, so I don't have this kind of experience."
"It would be great if you could be reborn as a woman in your next life. I think you will also experience this feeling. Well, it's very good. However, you, a big man, told me this, don't you think it doesn't suit you? "
Lin Jiaoyang stood up with an extremely ugly expression on his face. He felt that he had made a big embarrassment in front of An Xiaonuan.
"Scorching sun! Alas, let's continue discussing!"
Lin Jiaoyang walked faster, and soon heard the sound of the door closing from the opposite side.
An Xiaonuan laughed so hard that she was on the verge of crying.
It never occurred to him that Lin Jiaoyang, a graduate of such a famous university, would be curious about this matter.
If it gets out, what a joke it will be. Is this his trick?
Thinking of this, An Xiaonuan felt more at ease.
After sleeping until dawn, when An Xiaonuan was about to move, she felt a feeling of running water under her body, which made her quickly open the drawer and swallowed two pills to stop uterine bleeding.
Then I got out of bed and went to the bathroom.
Taking off her pants, the entire small diaper was completely soaked. The dazzling red color made her face paler. She had lost too much blood and her face was pale. Seeing this, An Xiaonuan's mood suddenly sank. down.
She gently took off the diaper and threw it into the trash can, replaced the sanitary napkin on the underwear/pants, and finally took a new diaper to line the sanitary napkin, and pulled up the pants.
After washing, he put on his clothes and went out.
Lin Jiaoyang stood in the corridor, holding a carton of milk, two eggs, and a cake in his hand.
"Breakfast, eat while walking, Xiaonuan, why are you so pale?"
An Xiaonuan saw that he had walked out of the shadow of last night's embarrassing incident, so she didn't bother to expose his scars, but said, "I'm in a bad mood."
He nodded, "I understand."
An Xiaonuan took a sip of milk and asked, "What do you know?"
"Women are in a bad mood when they come to the aunt, so how about it, Xiao Nuan, let me tell you a joke."
An Xiaonuan reached out to press the elevator and walked in, "You still tell jokes?"
Lin Jiaoyang pressed the elevator and laughed, "Underestimate me, I'm a good joke teller."
"Then tell me, let me see your skills."
"Let's think about it. I've seen a lot of jokes on the Internet before, so think about it." He mused.
He suddenly said, "Two women attended a banquet to talk about their experiences of blind dates. One woman asked: I heard that you went to meet a very rich businessman last time. Could it be that you didn't fall in love with your looks?" The other woman shook her head. : It's not my problem, it's because he's so long that I can't open my legs."
An Xiaonuan really laughed, "Is there any more?"
Lin Jiaoyang chuckled, "Of course!"
Seeing her smiling so happily, he suddenly felt that his hard work of watching countless jokes all night was worth it, just to make her smile.
"There is a man who always hears about his wife stealing from the neighbors' gossip, because he decided to prove it. One day, he told his wife that he was going on a business trip and would come back in ten days. However, on the same day At night, he sneaked to his house not far away, and found a dozen men standing at the door, he was puzzled, so he climbed over the wall and entered, but was dragged down."
An Xiaonuan then asked, "Why? This is his own home, why was he arrested?"
"Because the man who grabbed him said: Still want to jump in line? I haven't even started yet! It's your turn! Go behind the queue!"
An Xiaonuan opened the corner of her mouth, "The man is probably going to die of anger, right?"
Lin Jiaoyang nodded, "Take it as a joke."
The elevator door opened, and the two put away their smiles, their faces gentle and harmless.
Two or three reporters surrounded them.
"Young Master Lin, may I ask if the report last night is true?"
Lin Jiaoyang smiled like a flower, "What report?"
"It's about the news that you and An Xiaonuan have a child."
"Oh, this, let me clarify here, no, so, don't make wild guesses, I will announce when there is good news."
If the first half of this sentence is to clarify, then the second half is to add fuel to the fire.
The corners of An Xiaonuan's mouth twitched slightly, he bypassed the reporter and walked forward.
Lin Jiaoyang waved his hand at the reporter with a smile, and chased after him.
"Angry?"
"no!"
"You're just angry."
"It's just not!"
An Xiaonuan snorted, "Lin Jiaoyang, let me tell you, if you don't want me to tell you about you in public next time, just stop talking nonsense."
Lin Jiaoyang didn't care, "Tell me, I'm not afraid of being ashamed, it's just that I'm ashamed and you are ashamed. No one knows that you are my fiancée."
"you--"
Just as she uttered a word, An Xiaonuan stopped in her tracks.
Standing at the entrance of the hotel was a man wearing a suit and a black overcoat. As for who this person was, only Gu Changqing could wear the clothes with a sense of smell.
He was wearing sunglasses, and there was a sneer hanging from his lips.
Lin Jiaoyang also saw that it was him, and sneered, "President Gu, long time no see."
Gu Changqing snorted, "It doesn't matter if we don't see each other for the rest of our lives."
Lin Jiaoyang stopped talking, and took the initiative to hold An Xiaonuan's hand, "I'm going to be late."
The two passed by Gu Changqing and walked a long distance, Gu Changqing turned his head and looked at the figure that was almost invisible. God knows how much pain he endured just now.
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