Sir, do you have enough?
[396] If you miss my good deed again, I will let you run 3 laps!
"Well, my daddy's mommy's room, let's go, I'll take you in and have a look." Gu Tan said and walked in front.
The three children closed the door and played hide and seek in their parents' room. After playing for a while, Ye Duoduo picked up something from the ground.
"Is this a balloon?"
Gu Yu stretched out his head, took the condom//pregnancy// condom in his hand, looked at it repeatedly, and finally came to a conclusion, "This is not a balloon, look, it says, contraception/condom!"
"Gu Yu, what is a condom?"
Gu Tan snatched it from Gu Yu's hand, and then threw it into the trash can, "This is an adult's thing, we children don't know so much."
"I want to know."
"This is a tool to prevent pregnancy." Gu Yu couldn't help but said.
"Then how did your lord get pregnant? How did you give birth to a baby?" Ye Duoduo continued to ask.
"Why don't you understand anything?" Gu Yu said disgustedly, "It's just that Daddy and Mummy lie in bed for a night, and there will be a baby. You don't understand such a simple truth."
Ye Duoduo directly ignored his disgust, and suddenly became a little excited, "Does that mean I can have a baby if I lie down and sleep with Brother Ah Tan?"
Gu Yu: "..."
Gu Tan: "..."
"Isn't it? Didn't you say so?"
Gu Yu groaned, "Are you an idiot? We're only so old, we just had a baby, and we're all babies ourselves. Brother, don't care about your wife, you're going to brainwash me as an idiot."
After speaking, he turned and walked out.
Ye Duoduo felt aggrieved, Gu Tan stepped forward and grabbed her chubby little hand, "When we grow up, you can have as many babies as you want."
Ye Duoduo blushed and said "Mmm".
***
After finally squeezing into Ye Xiaoyi's car, Quan Heming was exhausted.
"I'm going to the store, you're going to school?"
"Where are you going, where am I going?"
Ye Xiaoyi snorted coldly, "I'm going to the women's bathroom, do you want to follow?"
"Okay, it's just convenient to do something."
Mentioning this, Ye Xiaoyi's small universe is on fire, damn it, dare to propose something in front of her.
"Be your head."
Quan Hening smiled, "Why didn't you answer my call?"
"Why should I pick it up? Who are you?"
"Ex-husband."
"Since it's my ex-husband, it doesn't matter if I don't pick it up, it's all in the past tense anyway." Ye Xiaoyi reached out and pressed the music, and the car suddenly rang out with explosive dance music.
The lips of the listener moved.
Quan Hening was very unwilling to hear sentences that came out of her mouth that had nothing to do with him, although they had nothing to do with each other now.
"Then, Ms. Ye, can I participate in your present tense now? Can I live in your future tense in the future?"
She said unceremoniously, "I can't, because I really don't like you as an old cow, please go to another place to graze."
"Ye Xiaoyi!"
"Here, I'm not deaf, why shout so loudly?"
"I repeat again, please, don't insult my personality, I... am still very young..."
Ye Xiaoyi smiled, "But for me, I am already old. You like to eat young grass, and I like it too. Tonight, I made an appointment with a handsome young man. He is very handsome, and his skin is fair and tender. , My mood is so turbulent, I'm going to try something new tonight."
"Then you won't be able to meet." He said firmly, "Do you think I'll give you a chance to spoil yourself?"
"Why did I spoil myself? Meddle in your own business, it hurts to see that you are idle." She had long known that he was behind the scenes, otherwise why every time she asked the little boy she couldn't make the appointment, just once or twice, how many times After ten times, the blind man could see what was going on.
"It's not like the egg hurts for a while, it's hopeless."
Ye Xiaoyi opened the window of the car, and choked out two words, "boring."
He leaned back on the quilt of the chair, "Strangling all the opposite sex who approached you in the cradle, this is something that requires a combination of mental, physical and physical strength. I worry about you, how can you repay me?"
"Do you want to give you twenty feet?"
"No."
"Everything is messed up by you, so now I only go to the store and go home. I heard that the party of A's single nobles is about to start again. I didn't want to participate, but I can't do it if you force me to do so." I'm going to find one tonight, and aboveboard, if you block my good deed again, I'll make you run thirty laps!"
"Well, not this time." He said lightly.
Ye Xiaoyi was a little surprised, so easy to talk, suddenly gave up?
Although I feel a little uncomfortable.
"Ok?"
Quan Hening turned his head, looked at her, and said as if telling his daughter to be married, "I have to wear something unique when I go, and I have to go back at nine o'clock in the evening. If there is any heterosexual//harassment/harassment, please report to me , I shot him dead."
"I thought you were going too."
Quan Hening chuckled lazily, "I won't go to that kind of boring place."
The car stopped at the gate of the university, "get off."
"Kiss me and I'll get out of the car."
Ye Xiaoyi stretched out his hand, opened the car door, then kicked him down, and finally closed the car door and drove away.
She had never been driven down in such a mess before, Quan Hening slapped the pants she had kicked, buttoned up her suit and walked into the school gate.
"Professor Quan, there is someone waiting for you in your office."
"Oh, I see."
Pushing open the door, he saw the figure and knew who it was.
"Yu Xia, why are you here?"
Yu Xia immediately stood up, "Boss, I'm here to deliver something to you."
"what?"
She took out a red invitation from behind and handed it to him, "This is my sister's wedding invitation. My sister said that she hopes you will definitely attend her wedding."
Quan Hening held it in the palm of his hand, opened it, and saw the groom's name, he immediately closed it and threw it on the table.
"Your sister has reached the point where she will not die unless she dies. The groom's name is so familiar. Tell her that I will not attend. She makes me feel sick."
Yu Xia lowered her head, "Boss, because of Ye Xiaoyi, my sister has been unable to conceive for the rest of her life. She is going to get married, so why don't you go? Don't you feel any guilt towards her?"
Quan Hening sat on the chair, "My guilt has long been wiped away by her, and my love for her has gradually run out. The person she is going to marry is not the person I witnessed on the bed at the beginning. Didn’t you abandon her? Why do you want to marry her? I really don’t understand what kind of man can be so magnanimous, maybe the two of them never separated at all, what do you think? "
The three children closed the door and played hide and seek in their parents' room. After playing for a while, Ye Duoduo picked up something from the ground.
"Is this a balloon?"
Gu Yu stretched out his head, took the condom//pregnancy// condom in his hand, looked at it repeatedly, and finally came to a conclusion, "This is not a balloon, look, it says, contraception/condom!"
"Gu Yu, what is a condom?"
Gu Tan snatched it from Gu Yu's hand, and then threw it into the trash can, "This is an adult's thing, we children don't know so much."
"I want to know."
"This is a tool to prevent pregnancy." Gu Yu couldn't help but said.
"Then how did your lord get pregnant? How did you give birth to a baby?" Ye Duoduo continued to ask.
"Why don't you understand anything?" Gu Yu said disgustedly, "It's just that Daddy and Mummy lie in bed for a night, and there will be a baby. You don't understand such a simple truth."
Ye Duoduo directly ignored his disgust, and suddenly became a little excited, "Does that mean I can have a baby if I lie down and sleep with Brother Ah Tan?"
Gu Yu: "..."
Gu Tan: "..."
"Isn't it? Didn't you say so?"
Gu Yu groaned, "Are you an idiot? We're only so old, we just had a baby, and we're all babies ourselves. Brother, don't care about your wife, you're going to brainwash me as an idiot."
After speaking, he turned and walked out.
Ye Duoduo felt aggrieved, Gu Tan stepped forward and grabbed her chubby little hand, "When we grow up, you can have as many babies as you want."
Ye Duoduo blushed and said "Mmm".
***
After finally squeezing into Ye Xiaoyi's car, Quan Heming was exhausted.
"I'm going to the store, you're going to school?"
"Where are you going, where am I going?"
Ye Xiaoyi snorted coldly, "I'm going to the women's bathroom, do you want to follow?"
"Okay, it's just convenient to do something."
Mentioning this, Ye Xiaoyi's small universe is on fire, damn it, dare to propose something in front of her.
"Be your head."
Quan Hening smiled, "Why didn't you answer my call?"
"Why should I pick it up? Who are you?"
"Ex-husband."
"Since it's my ex-husband, it doesn't matter if I don't pick it up, it's all in the past tense anyway." Ye Xiaoyi reached out and pressed the music, and the car suddenly rang out with explosive dance music.
The lips of the listener moved.
Quan Hening was very unwilling to hear sentences that came out of her mouth that had nothing to do with him, although they had nothing to do with each other now.
"Then, Ms. Ye, can I participate in your present tense now? Can I live in your future tense in the future?"
She said unceremoniously, "I can't, because I really don't like you as an old cow, please go to another place to graze."
"Ye Xiaoyi!"
"Here, I'm not deaf, why shout so loudly?"
"I repeat again, please, don't insult my personality, I... am still very young..."
Ye Xiaoyi smiled, "But for me, I am already old. You like to eat young grass, and I like it too. Tonight, I made an appointment with a handsome young man. He is very handsome, and his skin is fair and tender. , My mood is so turbulent, I'm going to try something new tonight."
"Then you won't be able to meet." He said firmly, "Do you think I'll give you a chance to spoil yourself?"
"Why did I spoil myself? Meddle in your own business, it hurts to see that you are idle." She had long known that he was behind the scenes, otherwise why every time she asked the little boy she couldn't make the appointment, just once or twice, how many times After ten times, the blind man could see what was going on.
"It's not like the egg hurts for a while, it's hopeless."
Ye Xiaoyi opened the window of the car, and choked out two words, "boring."
He leaned back on the quilt of the chair, "Strangling all the opposite sex who approached you in the cradle, this is something that requires a combination of mental, physical and physical strength. I worry about you, how can you repay me?"
"Do you want to give you twenty feet?"
"No."
"Everything is messed up by you, so now I only go to the store and go home. I heard that the party of A's single nobles is about to start again. I didn't want to participate, but I can't do it if you force me to do so." I'm going to find one tonight, and aboveboard, if you block my good deed again, I'll make you run thirty laps!"
"Well, not this time." He said lightly.
Ye Xiaoyi was a little surprised, so easy to talk, suddenly gave up?
Although I feel a little uncomfortable.
"Ok?"
Quan Hening turned his head, looked at her, and said as if telling his daughter to be married, "I have to wear something unique when I go, and I have to go back at nine o'clock in the evening. If there is any heterosexual//harassment/harassment, please report to me , I shot him dead."
"I thought you were going too."
Quan Hening chuckled lazily, "I won't go to that kind of boring place."
The car stopped at the gate of the university, "get off."
"Kiss me and I'll get out of the car."
Ye Xiaoyi stretched out his hand, opened the car door, then kicked him down, and finally closed the car door and drove away.
She had never been driven down in such a mess before, Quan Hening slapped the pants she had kicked, buttoned up her suit and walked into the school gate.
"Professor Quan, there is someone waiting for you in your office."
"Oh, I see."
Pushing open the door, he saw the figure and knew who it was.
"Yu Xia, why are you here?"
Yu Xia immediately stood up, "Boss, I'm here to deliver something to you."
"what?"
She took out a red invitation from behind and handed it to him, "This is my sister's wedding invitation. My sister said that she hopes you will definitely attend her wedding."
Quan Hening held it in the palm of his hand, opened it, and saw the groom's name, he immediately closed it and threw it on the table.
"Your sister has reached the point where she will not die unless she dies. The groom's name is so familiar. Tell her that I will not attend. She makes me feel sick."
Yu Xia lowered her head, "Boss, because of Ye Xiaoyi, my sister has been unable to conceive for the rest of her life. She is going to get married, so why don't you go? Don't you feel any guilt towards her?"
Quan Hening sat on the chair, "My guilt has long been wiped away by her, and my love for her has gradually run out. The person she is going to marry is not the person I witnessed on the bed at the beginning. Didn’t you abandon her? Why do you want to marry her? I really don’t understand what kind of man can be so magnanimous, maybe the two of them never separated at all, what do you think? "
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