The Boys of the Widow's Village

Chapter 183: Overturning the Table

Chen Shimei was taken aback by the sudden punch. She didn't expect that Xiang'er would really dare to hit someone. Before he could finish thinking, the fierce fight of fists and kicks had begun in an instant...

I saw Xiang'er's tender and white palms clenched instantly, turning into fists, her ponytail swung suddenly, and both fists came out, as fierce as thunder breaking through the army. On the belly...

"You...you dare to hit me?"

Staggering back a few steps, Aunt Xue couldn't stand upright, and Mantuo's body showed beautiful curves like charm, twisted her body, like a heavy Mount Tai, and hit the oil painting behind heavily!

It was a freshly painted oil painting on which a pair of hard-working farmers were farming, but the oil paint hadn't completely dried out. It was so good that Aunt Xue bumped into it directly, her four legs Facing the sky, he threw himself on the oil painting unceremoniously...

The most important thing is not the posture in which Aunt Xue fell, but her whole body on the oil painting. At this moment, Aunt Xue's face as tender and white as jasper has become a cat face, red and white , blue, all kinds of colors, looks like a 40-year-old tabby cat...

"Sisters, look quickly, this presbyopic cat kowtows to us!"

Seeing Aunt Xue in such a state of distress, Xiang'er beside her smiled from ear to ear, covered her lips lightly with her lush palms, trembling all over her body, her ponytail was flowing, and her wild personality was full of coquettish and cunning , Chen Shimei was stunned, it seems that this woman's way of revenge is really cruel!

Last time Aunt Xue made Xiang'er so miserable in Yuanyang Lake, now that Xiang'er has a chance this time, Ziren will not let Aunt Xue go easily, let her make a fool of herself in front of everyone, and even lose a certain amount of face. This kind of stimulation is really cool for Xiang'er!

It is not only a spiritual revenge, but also a trample on her dignity. Most importantly, she has regained her own face...

"You... you dare to punish me! I... If I don't beat you to death today, I won't be called Zhang Xue!"

Touching her face, Aunt Xue was surprised to find that there were some colorful paints in her palms, and the paints were not dry at all, but stuck directly to her face. Looking at the sisters around, they were already Laughing upside down...

"Come on, make me afraid of you?"

While talking, Xiang'er made an inch of it, and directly threw the remaining oil painting on Aunt Xue's body. The colorful paint was extremely sticky, like plasticine, and stuck to Aunt Xue's clothes fiercely. Over time, her whole body seems to have become an authentic rural print...

"Don't think that if you know a little bit of kung fu, I won't dare to beat you up, ah!"

With a scream, Aunt Xue directly lifted the entire wooden table and slammed it on Xiang'er's body. Although her movements were very slow, Aunt Xue's strength was not weak, relying on the brute force of a woman alone, She lifted the table up with one hand, and then smashed it down clumsily!

"The movement is too slow, Zhang Xue, are you too old? I don't even think your body is functioning now, how many shots can you make at night? Huh?"

Regardless of the laughter around, Xiang'er said it rather spicy, the mother leopard's white and tender thighs shook violently, and her ponytail flicked, her whole person seemed to be full of domineering and barbaric, and Xiang'er also had some With her kung fu skills, this Aunt Xue has nothing to do with her...

Taking advantage of Aunt Xue's inattention, Xiang'er turned around and suddenly kicked Aunt Xue's hamstring fiercely. table!

"Ouch!"

Unprepared for being attacked by Xiang'er, Aunt Xue didn't have time to react, she was as docile as a bitch, unable to move her limbs, lying on the ground in a state of embarrassment...

Then there was a sudden crackling sound, and all the bowls and chopsticks were smashed on the ground. Stir-fried eggplants, fried shredded pork with green peppers, and a plate of braised fish all turned into dreams in an instant. It fell to the mud in an instant!

The commotion was so loud that many women at the wooden table were stunned. God, you must know that the dishes on the wooden table are their dinner today. They are all smashed. Which restaurant should they serve as guests? ?

Besides, the dishes on the wooden table are not cheap, not to mention the fried dishes are so delicious, and the dishes are still fried by Shan Bo Qing.Looking at the delicacies that fell on the mud floor, Chen Shimei swallowed her saliva, how could this be inviting someone to dinner?

It's just to please people!

"What's going on, I said you guys finally got together, so don't..."

The majestic voice of the village chief came from outside, and Liu Xia couldn't bear it any longer. Just after she finished her sister-in-law and Yanzi's ideological work, there was a violent noise in her ears. She wanted to come in earlier. Look, but still didn't go in... After all, she wants to comfort her sister-in-law and Yanzi!

The two of them were greatly stimulated. Unexpectedly, the sound of pots and pans could be heard on the way. At this moment, Liu Xia couldn't bear it anymore and rushed in with the second daughter!

When she saw the dishes all over the floor, her face was pale, and she became gloomy for an instant. When she realized it, she realized that the house was already in chaos. , the pots and pans were broken, the wooden table was overturned, even brooms and oil paintings were flying all over the room...

"What... what's going on! Who did it! Let me tell you... do you guys want to start a world war! Or do you want to play earthquakes? Don't you just have a meal, everyone is from the same village , As for making trouble like this!"

While cursing angrily and sighing, Liu Xia licked her saliva, she was so regretful, how did she become a phantom before eating this dish...

The sister-in-law and Yanzi next to her were also confused. Seeing that the sisters in the house were silent, they couldn't say anything. After all, it was really embarrassing at this moment, and it made people feel the sense of urgency in the atmosphere!

"This...sister, all the dishes have been overturned, we... how can we eat it!"

Swallow's beautiful eyes moved lightly, and she sighed very sadly. She thought that she could come to Shan Bo's house to have a full meal today, but it seems that now she can only eat empty. Is this a meal?This is simply fighting in the nest!

"It's okay, I...I'm going to cook, sister Liu Xia, is there any food? I'll just cook..."

Seeing that everyone was silent, the ruddy face of the sister-in-law glowed a little, she smiled, and then pulled Liu Xia's arm. Unexpectedly, Liu Xia kicked the wooden table away and shouted angrily: "Who did it!"

The furious voice spread, and the women around fell into silence. After all, who dares to admit it, then Liu Xia will not let her go easily...

"Oh, I didn't finish the meal, but I'm full, so I'm going to recite the book first!"

The seductive voice suddenly sounded, Zhang Jiaojiao played tricks, knowing that the situation was wrong, she immediately backed out... "It's me!" "It's me!" Aunt Xue and Xiang'er shouted these words almost at the same time, although The two spoke in unison, but still gave each other a hard look!

"I caused this incident, it has nothing to do with you!"

Stretching out a big watermelon, Aunt Xue pretended to be older, as if putting on a show, and took responsibility alone...

"Stop being narcissistic, it's obviously me..."

Before Xiang'er could finish speaking, Liu Xia slammed a porcelain bowl on the ground and shouted angrily, "Don't you take my village rules seriously! You guys are so capable. Since you are so united, then Why were you arguing before? Talk!"

The women around were silent for a while, and Chen Shimei was also stunned. It seems that this tigress Liu Xia has finally shown her might...

I was about to go up to persuade her, but my sister-in-law gave me a look, telling me not to dissuade Liu Xia, otherwise she would get angry, and no one would be able to stop her!

Just as I was talking, the women in the house also consciously picked up the dishes on the ground. After all, there are so many broken dishes and chopsticks on the ground. If someone steps on it, it will be bad...

But at this moment, Aunt Xue and Xiang'er also had gloomy faces and were about to talk, but Liu Xia took out a small piece of cloth from her pocket, and Chen Shimei's eyes widened. Could it be that the legendary village rules?