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Chapter 73 The Old Man's True Identity
Chapter 73 The True Identity of the Old Man
A white-haired old lady walked in, holding a cold shotgun, glaring at the tribal leader and saying, "Don't move anyone! If you move, I'll kill him!" Walking to Fang Yin with wide eyes, she said: "Son, aren't you scared?"
Fang Yin was so frightened that she became angry: "Smelly fish! - It's a good thing I've been in bed with you for so long, and you let them eat me! Granny, it's thanks to you coming in in time, woo woo woo... Otherwise, I'll—"
Granny held the gun and said angrily: "Get out, get out!" The gun was safe.
Xiaoyu quickly scolded the tribal leader, and immediately said with a smile: "Misunderstanding, my wife misunderstood! Fang Yin is my wife, Yin! Hurry up, we have a certificate."
Fang Yin said angrily: "Who has the certificate with you? Have the certificate to let your subordinates eat me? I don't know him, kick him out!"
Xiaoyu smiled all over his face and said, "My wife, you can't deny it, have you forgotten our mission?"
After hearing the task given by old man Li Qi, he quickly explained to grandma: "Grandma, grandpa is my man, Xiaoyu come here for me, don't you hurry up and apologize to grandma?"
Xiaoyu hurried over, bowed and bowed, apologizing to others.The leader of the cannibals also followed Xiaoyu's example. One of them almost didn't make everyone laugh out loud. He suddenly knelt down to Grandma and kowtowed so violently that his head was broken. Grandma said, "Get up, child!" Putting down the cold gun, his expression eased a lot.The kneeling leader looked at Xiaoyu, who nodded before he got up.
The old man sat on a rickety chair by the window with sunlight, with a thick blanket wrapped around his knees, looked at Xiaoyu coldly and said, "Are you the leader of the cannibals? If I escort you to the government, I may I got a lot of benefits." One sentence told the truth.
Xiaoyu's smile froze in an instant, and he said immediately: "Old man, to tell you the truth, I am the king of the cannibals, and they are all tribal leaders. We came out this time for two purposes, one is to find salt, grain and food. The second is to connect with the Americans and train us."
A few words made the old man's shaking chair stop, he was very shocked!Said: "Are the Americans involved?" I doubted my ears a little.
Xiaoyu tentatively said: "Yes, we already have a team of nearly [-] people, and they all hold the most advanced weapons of the US Army—" He glanced at the old man's eyes, and found that the old man was listening carefully , It seems that the brain is in a fierce battle.He added: "I don't know the current situation, how do you judge?"
The old man smiled slightly, and he had already made up his mind: "Don't lie to me, I guess you will end up with a thousand people, and the Americans will not give you cannibal weapons. Because you are too barbaric, there is no civilization , will agree with you? Besides, we have reached an agreement with the Americans, they will only support the government forces, and will not support you cannibals." Contemptuously, he looked at Xiaoyu with his chin.
Xiaoyu said calmly: "Hahahaha, old man, you are so wrong, we cannibals have reformed themselves, and they have sworn not to eat people anymore, look! They can wear clothes, aren't they the same as you? people?"
The old man sighed and said, "Maybe, I have colored glasses on the cannibals, but do you want to be their king all the time? You have a normal life, why bother with them?" It seems that I want to drink coffee when I am thirsty Xiaoyu hurriedly handed over the brewed cat poop coffee. He hesitated, took a sip of the steaming coffee, and said, "What do you think about the future of this country?"
I thought, the future?How to talk about this?There must be a reason, I have to be careful, this old man is too unusual.Said: "I still have feelings for this country, let's talk about cannibals. After my plane crashed, I struggled desperately in the sea and couldn't get out. When I felt that God wanted me to die, they Appeared. They didn’t need any scuba equipment, and it took them 20 minutes under the water to save me from the wreckage of the plane. For this kindness, I, Xiaoyu, will continue to fight for them.”
The old man saw that the little fish became kinder, not as ferocious as when he first came in, and said, "I was just like you when I was young, but I was blown here by the sea wind, and a Spaniard saved me. With me today, I married my wife. There is an urgent need for a promising government. The current government is corrupt, and everyone is extremely angry about officials’ corruption. I have the heart but I can’t do it!”
Xiaoyu thought to himself, there is a door, and said: "If you can give us positive support, old man, we will be grateful to you and give you a perfect return!"
The old man laughed and said, "Sit down! Pay back? I don't need it. Tell me about how you build the country! What system will you implement? What kind of system will you choose to make people here happier?"
Xiaoyu thought for a while and said, "I plan to adopt the British model."
The old man was surprised and said: "I? Let's talk." At this time, the sun was already in the west.
Xiaoyu felt that the old man was a trustworthy person, otherwise he would have been arrested for such a long time, and said: "If a country is not strong, it will be annexed sooner or later. Similarly, when I study England, I also consider Japan. After the Second World War, Japan was devastated, but it took them just a few decades to leap from a post-war country to a developed country. Isn’t it a miracle? I intend to let my country follow such a path and implement True democracy. Let the people choose their own prime minister, they must be loyal to me. Give the army to the country, let the people of this country decide, the direction of this country!"
The old man said: "Well said! Can you guarantee that you will not become Hitler?"
Xiaoyu said decisively: "I can guarantee it!"
The old man was really emotional and said: "If you can really go that way, within 20 years, this place will become the richest country in the world. I promise you everything you want, and I will support you whatever you need, including using My private army?" The excited old man danced like a child.
Xiaoyu hurriedly said: "Hahaha old man, thank you! But you must calm down, we must take it step by step. First of all, on behalf of all of us cannibals, I would like to express my gratitude to you and your family! If we can succeed , I must invite you to be our economic advisor to plan the future of the country!"
The old man said with tears in his eyes: "I never thought that even my old bones would have a chance to shine. For the sake of the country and the happiness of the people here, my wife, do you think it's okay?"
Grandma said: "Old man, it's enough if you agree? Why do you have to drag me?"
"Hahaha, my wife, today I want to drink some wine to celebrate the conversation, hahaha," the old man said happily.
During the banquet, the old man said to Xiaoyu: "Did you know that there is a legend among the people here that a phoenix god descended from the sky, and he helped the people here get rid of poverty and lead everyone to common prosperity."
Xiao Yu toasted the old man with a glass of wine and said, "That person must be me, do you want to see the Phoenix birthmark behind me?"
The old man shook his head and laughed, "That's just a legend, no one would believe it." Suddenly, his eyes widened——
Xiaoyu took off his shirt and showed the phoenix birthmark to the old man. The old man looked at the phoenix birthmark on Xiaoyu in surprise and was shocked by the legend.He was drunk, looking into the eyes of the phoenix, something miraculous happened. He seemed to see the phoenix suddenly fly up from the little fish, and it was flying in the air. The eyes of the old man looked at the phoenix in surprise, and then flew It fell on the little fish.
The old man drunkenly said to Xiaoyu: "People here are very superstitious, I believe that if you tell your story as a legend, many people will believe it, at least I believe it!"
Xiaoyu also said to Fangyin with a drunken face: "Thank you for your kind hospitality, Fangyin, you helped me again, I have to give you a place, and you will be my concubine from now on. How about it?"
Grandma said to Fang Yin: "If you drink a little cat urine, you are no longer a human being! Yin, let's go and ignore them. Don't let anyone enter our door tonight! Go!" The two got up and left.
The next morning.
Xiaoyu has already woken up, Fang Yin's sexy and charming figure has touched Xiaoyu's heart.The two were lingering for a short time, Xiaoyu said on the bed: "After I finish the whole country's plan, how about we leave here and find a quiet place to spend our old age?"
Fang Yin's heart moved: "Will you give up everything for me?"
Xiaoyu said: "I don't want to lie to you, because now I am not all yours, but many people's. I hope you should understand this? Yin! I love you!"
The leader of the cannibals opened the door and entered and said, "No, king, the boss must have betrayed us. You see a lot of troops!"
Xiaoyu's heart skipped a beat and he hurriedly looked out the window, only to find that there were armed troops patrolling back and forth outside. They seemed to be looking for something?Checking the surrounding passers-by.Being vigilant, he felt bad, there must be something wrong, he subconsciously put on his pants, and told Fang Yin to quickly put on his clothes and go!
Just as he was talking, two burly men came in from the door, armed with live ammunition, and said: "None of you should leave! Just stay here!"
Xiaoyu sat down on the bed, and said blankly: "Oops! I really know people and face but not heart!" He slapped himself hard on the mouth, and said to Fang Yin: "Honey, I'm done!"
"Who finished it? Huh?!—Hahaha, brother Xiaoyu, how are you?" It was an old man in military uniform who came in from the door. His figure was as straight as a soldier. The uniforms they wore didn't look like the ones they had when I saw them yesterday.
Xiaoyu was stunned, even the leader of the cannibals was stunned, thinking, is this the old man who talked yesterday?The old man came in and told his subordinates: "Go out! Close the door."
Two burly men said: "Yes! Chief of the General Staff!"
Fang Yin was also stunned, and asked, "Grandpa, what are you doing? How did those people teach you the chief of the general staff?"
The old man came over to look at Xiaoyu and smiled and said, "Xiaoyu, it is said that you are from my motherland, so you should not hide it from you, but if you don't keep secrets, you will lose your ministers. You should understand this sentence."
Xiaoyu regretted that he believed in people's faces too much, and said angrily: "Tell me! What do you want to do with me, the cannibal king?"
"Hahahaha, child, you are really young and energetic, do you remember what I told you?" The old man looked at Xiaoyu, waiting for his answer!
Xiaoyu tried hard to recall every word he said to the old man: "You are dissatisfied with the authorities, and, just don't you think—" The words that came to mind suddenly opened up all his thoughts in an instant.
The old man laughed and said: "You are right, I have been tired of this corrupt government for a long time, so when I saw the phoenix birthmark on your body, I knew what God wanted me to do? That's why I decided to go with you today — Revolt! Destroy this corrupt regime!"
Xiaoyu excitedly said: "Then old man, what about our people?"
A white-haired old lady walked in, holding a cold shotgun, glaring at the tribal leader and saying, "Don't move anyone! If you move, I'll kill him!" Walking to Fang Yin with wide eyes, she said: "Son, aren't you scared?"
Fang Yin was so frightened that she became angry: "Smelly fish! - It's a good thing I've been in bed with you for so long, and you let them eat me! Granny, it's thanks to you coming in in time, woo woo woo... Otherwise, I'll—"
Granny held the gun and said angrily: "Get out, get out!" The gun was safe.
Xiaoyu quickly scolded the tribal leader, and immediately said with a smile: "Misunderstanding, my wife misunderstood! Fang Yin is my wife, Yin! Hurry up, we have a certificate."
Fang Yin said angrily: "Who has the certificate with you? Have the certificate to let your subordinates eat me? I don't know him, kick him out!"
Xiaoyu smiled all over his face and said, "My wife, you can't deny it, have you forgotten our mission?"
After hearing the task given by old man Li Qi, he quickly explained to grandma: "Grandma, grandpa is my man, Xiaoyu come here for me, don't you hurry up and apologize to grandma?"
Xiaoyu hurried over, bowed and bowed, apologizing to others.The leader of the cannibals also followed Xiaoyu's example. One of them almost didn't make everyone laugh out loud. He suddenly knelt down to Grandma and kowtowed so violently that his head was broken. Grandma said, "Get up, child!" Putting down the cold gun, his expression eased a lot.The kneeling leader looked at Xiaoyu, who nodded before he got up.
The old man sat on a rickety chair by the window with sunlight, with a thick blanket wrapped around his knees, looked at Xiaoyu coldly and said, "Are you the leader of the cannibals? If I escort you to the government, I may I got a lot of benefits." One sentence told the truth.
Xiaoyu's smile froze in an instant, and he said immediately: "Old man, to tell you the truth, I am the king of the cannibals, and they are all tribal leaders. We came out this time for two purposes, one is to find salt, grain and food. The second is to connect with the Americans and train us."
A few words made the old man's shaking chair stop, he was very shocked!Said: "Are the Americans involved?" I doubted my ears a little.
Xiaoyu tentatively said: "Yes, we already have a team of nearly [-] people, and they all hold the most advanced weapons of the US Army—" He glanced at the old man's eyes, and found that the old man was listening carefully , It seems that the brain is in a fierce battle.He added: "I don't know the current situation, how do you judge?"
The old man smiled slightly, and he had already made up his mind: "Don't lie to me, I guess you will end up with a thousand people, and the Americans will not give you cannibal weapons. Because you are too barbaric, there is no civilization , will agree with you? Besides, we have reached an agreement with the Americans, they will only support the government forces, and will not support you cannibals." Contemptuously, he looked at Xiaoyu with his chin.
Xiaoyu said calmly: "Hahahaha, old man, you are so wrong, we cannibals have reformed themselves, and they have sworn not to eat people anymore, look! They can wear clothes, aren't they the same as you? people?"
The old man sighed and said, "Maybe, I have colored glasses on the cannibals, but do you want to be their king all the time? You have a normal life, why bother with them?" It seems that I want to drink coffee when I am thirsty Xiaoyu hurriedly handed over the brewed cat poop coffee. He hesitated, took a sip of the steaming coffee, and said, "What do you think about the future of this country?"
I thought, the future?How to talk about this?There must be a reason, I have to be careful, this old man is too unusual.Said: "I still have feelings for this country, let's talk about cannibals. After my plane crashed, I struggled desperately in the sea and couldn't get out. When I felt that God wanted me to die, they Appeared. They didn’t need any scuba equipment, and it took them 20 minutes under the water to save me from the wreckage of the plane. For this kindness, I, Xiaoyu, will continue to fight for them.”
The old man saw that the little fish became kinder, not as ferocious as when he first came in, and said, "I was just like you when I was young, but I was blown here by the sea wind, and a Spaniard saved me. With me today, I married my wife. There is an urgent need for a promising government. The current government is corrupt, and everyone is extremely angry about officials’ corruption. I have the heart but I can’t do it!”
Xiaoyu thought to himself, there is a door, and said: "If you can give us positive support, old man, we will be grateful to you and give you a perfect return!"
The old man laughed and said, "Sit down! Pay back? I don't need it. Tell me about how you build the country! What system will you implement? What kind of system will you choose to make people here happier?"
Xiaoyu thought for a while and said, "I plan to adopt the British model."
The old man was surprised and said: "I? Let's talk." At this time, the sun was already in the west.
Xiaoyu felt that the old man was a trustworthy person, otherwise he would have been arrested for such a long time, and said: "If a country is not strong, it will be annexed sooner or later. Similarly, when I study England, I also consider Japan. After the Second World War, Japan was devastated, but it took them just a few decades to leap from a post-war country to a developed country. Isn’t it a miracle? I intend to let my country follow such a path and implement True democracy. Let the people choose their own prime minister, they must be loyal to me. Give the army to the country, let the people of this country decide, the direction of this country!"
The old man said: "Well said! Can you guarantee that you will not become Hitler?"
Xiaoyu said decisively: "I can guarantee it!"
The old man was really emotional and said: "If you can really go that way, within 20 years, this place will become the richest country in the world. I promise you everything you want, and I will support you whatever you need, including using My private army?" The excited old man danced like a child.
Xiaoyu hurriedly said: "Hahaha old man, thank you! But you must calm down, we must take it step by step. First of all, on behalf of all of us cannibals, I would like to express my gratitude to you and your family! If we can succeed , I must invite you to be our economic advisor to plan the future of the country!"
The old man said with tears in his eyes: "I never thought that even my old bones would have a chance to shine. For the sake of the country and the happiness of the people here, my wife, do you think it's okay?"
Grandma said: "Old man, it's enough if you agree? Why do you have to drag me?"
"Hahaha, my wife, today I want to drink some wine to celebrate the conversation, hahaha," the old man said happily.
During the banquet, the old man said to Xiaoyu: "Did you know that there is a legend among the people here that a phoenix god descended from the sky, and he helped the people here get rid of poverty and lead everyone to common prosperity."
Xiao Yu toasted the old man with a glass of wine and said, "That person must be me, do you want to see the Phoenix birthmark behind me?"
The old man shook his head and laughed, "That's just a legend, no one would believe it." Suddenly, his eyes widened——
Xiaoyu took off his shirt and showed the phoenix birthmark to the old man. The old man looked at the phoenix birthmark on Xiaoyu in surprise and was shocked by the legend.He was drunk, looking into the eyes of the phoenix, something miraculous happened. He seemed to see the phoenix suddenly fly up from the little fish, and it was flying in the air. The eyes of the old man looked at the phoenix in surprise, and then flew It fell on the little fish.
The old man drunkenly said to Xiaoyu: "People here are very superstitious, I believe that if you tell your story as a legend, many people will believe it, at least I believe it!"
Xiaoyu also said to Fangyin with a drunken face: "Thank you for your kind hospitality, Fangyin, you helped me again, I have to give you a place, and you will be my concubine from now on. How about it?"
Grandma said to Fang Yin: "If you drink a little cat urine, you are no longer a human being! Yin, let's go and ignore them. Don't let anyone enter our door tonight! Go!" The two got up and left.
The next morning.
Xiaoyu has already woken up, Fang Yin's sexy and charming figure has touched Xiaoyu's heart.The two were lingering for a short time, Xiaoyu said on the bed: "After I finish the whole country's plan, how about we leave here and find a quiet place to spend our old age?"
Fang Yin's heart moved: "Will you give up everything for me?"
Xiaoyu said: "I don't want to lie to you, because now I am not all yours, but many people's. I hope you should understand this? Yin! I love you!"
The leader of the cannibals opened the door and entered and said, "No, king, the boss must have betrayed us. You see a lot of troops!"
Xiaoyu's heart skipped a beat and he hurriedly looked out the window, only to find that there were armed troops patrolling back and forth outside. They seemed to be looking for something?Checking the surrounding passers-by.Being vigilant, he felt bad, there must be something wrong, he subconsciously put on his pants, and told Fang Yin to quickly put on his clothes and go!
Just as he was talking, two burly men came in from the door, armed with live ammunition, and said: "None of you should leave! Just stay here!"
Xiaoyu sat down on the bed, and said blankly: "Oops! I really know people and face but not heart!" He slapped himself hard on the mouth, and said to Fang Yin: "Honey, I'm done!"
"Who finished it? Huh?!—Hahaha, brother Xiaoyu, how are you?" It was an old man in military uniform who came in from the door. His figure was as straight as a soldier. The uniforms they wore didn't look like the ones they had when I saw them yesterday.
Xiaoyu was stunned, even the leader of the cannibals was stunned, thinking, is this the old man who talked yesterday?The old man came in and told his subordinates: "Go out! Close the door."
Two burly men said: "Yes! Chief of the General Staff!"
Fang Yin was also stunned, and asked, "Grandpa, what are you doing? How did those people teach you the chief of the general staff?"
The old man came over to look at Xiaoyu and smiled and said, "Xiaoyu, it is said that you are from my motherland, so you should not hide it from you, but if you don't keep secrets, you will lose your ministers. You should understand this sentence."
Xiaoyu regretted that he believed in people's faces too much, and said angrily: "Tell me! What do you want to do with me, the cannibal king?"
"Hahahaha, child, you are really young and energetic, do you remember what I told you?" The old man looked at Xiaoyu, waiting for his answer!
Xiaoyu tried hard to recall every word he said to the old man: "You are dissatisfied with the authorities, and, just don't you think—" The words that came to mind suddenly opened up all his thoughts in an instant.
The old man laughed and said: "You are right, I have been tired of this corrupt government for a long time, so when I saw the phoenix birthmark on your body, I knew what God wanted me to do? That's why I decided to go with you today — Revolt! Destroy this corrupt regime!"
Xiaoyu excitedly said: "Then old man, what about our people?"
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