All the way to the fairy

Things are not quite the same as the real person Yanhuo imagined. When Liu Suiyun was indulging in the world of Lingzhi, she was pulled out of reality by Shen Yaqin's voice: "Suiyun, how did you learn how to grow tea?"

Shen Yaqin always likes to use "planting tea" instead of Lingzhi, and Liu Suiyun has become accustomed to this kind of saying: "Master, this disciple is not letting go of the book, and I finally got something!"

"That's good!" Shen Yaqin sat directly opposite Liu Suiyun: "I'll see how you're progressing, and I'll give you a special discount. This time it's not a school exam, so you don't have to be slapped..."

"Slap the palm..."

Liu Suiyun retracted his hand for the first time, and he asked cautiously: "Master, is it the turn of Master Wangshan to preach now? Isn't this impolite?"

"Because I don't want to listen to what Wang Shan said, so I came here especially!" Shen Yaqin rarely showed a powerless expression: "It's fine for Wang Shan to say some dirty jokes. The jokes I told last time made me three I'm not in the mood to drink tea all day long, and your two senior brothers have been starving for two days."

Let someone who loves tea like Master Mistress not drink tea for three days, and let the two senior brothers not eat for two days, you can imagine what kind of joke Wang Shan is talking about!Liu Suiyun didn't want to have such a horrible experience, so she hurriedly said: "Master, you can ask, this disciple must answer with heart!"

"Okay!" Shen Yaqin is not just testing Liu Suiyun's progress. Although she can't grow tea, she still has considerable attainments in spiritual planting. What is there not to do about the poisonous tongue of Master Shan.

As for Liu Suiyun, no matter how strong Wang Shan’s pornographic and fishy jokes are, they are no different from head Li’s chicken soup for the soul. After all, Wang Shan is facing thousands of monks with completely different levels. Some monks have just broken through the Qi Entraining Stage and Qi Refining Stage, while some have been honing in the Foundation Establishment Stage for hundreds of years, and some monks have even become elite Golden Core cultivators, not to mention that there are some of them who are in the same realm as him. Quite Nascent Soul cultivator.

If so many monks of different levels are relatively satisfied with a joke, it can only be a joke, how can it compare to the hand-in-hand one-on-one preaching of the master, Liu Suiyun has never worked so hard, even under the great pressure In front of me, it is not as encouraging as my wife's personal preaching.

It can be said that his mind is agile to the limit. From time to time, he would draw inferences, from time to time he would have a sudden understanding, and from time to time he would review the past to learn something new.

Shen Yaqin was also very happy to teach. She was worried that Liu Suiyun's foundation was too poor to keep up with her progress, but after she spoke, she realized that although Liu Suiyun could only be regarded as a wild way, she had made amazing progress , no need to put too much water on your own.

Moreover, this apprentice is really smart, studious, and quick-witted. From time to time, he can draw inferences about other cases from one example, and even inspire a little by himself. The greater joy comes from her seeing the real situation. When Liu Suiyun wakes up like a dream or When she suddenly realized, Shen Yaqin knew that her apprentice had made a new breakthrough.

Originally, she didn't have much confidence in Liu Suiyun's tea planting in Tianwu Peak, but at this moment, Shen Yaqin became more and more confident. She even had a feeling that Liu Suiyun's future achievements might not be easy to say, but in planting In terms of cooking, he should be better than blue.

The pair of master and apprentice had a great time preaching and teaching on the Chonghua Platform, but they were depressed and ruined Master Wangshan who was preaching.

Speaking of it, Master Wangshan is definitely the most experienced senior in the entire Shenxiao Mountain. Some legends even say that he lived to be two thousand years old, and he is not too far away from the late Yuanying period. Today's ranking is even in the head of Li Wanjian. above, in third place.

But the higher the ranking, the more worried that Master Wangshan would stumble. At the beginning of the sermon, countless pornographic and fishy jokes were picked up casually, which made many female monks and young monks feel like they were tormenting in hell. But Master Wangshan felt dissatisfied.

He felt that the effect seemed to be inferior to the Chicken Soup for the Soul of Head Li. Among other things, there was a thirteen or fourteen-year-old girl who completely ignored her powerful dirty jokes on the stands of the Linghua Sect. Xing Duanzi, reading the Daoist scriptures intently, and from time to time ask the real person of fireworks around him for a word or two.

Could it be that the jokes I talked about today weren’t pornographic enough? Looking at it again in a blink of an eye, Master Wangshan was really shocked. On the high platform of Chonghua Peak in our school, Shen Yaqin was concentrating on preaching to a handsome young man. One teacher and one apprentice completely ignored their own dignity, learned happily, but left their own way behind.

how can that be!

You must know that Master Wangshan has a lot of intentions in telling jokes. His inheritance of kung fu is known as "after hearing these jokes, if you can calm down and calm down, you will be in the realm of transcendence and holiness", but these jokes from Master Wangshan The degree of disgust, blood and yellowness is beyond the imagination of ordinary people. Although he himself looks normal and calm when he talks about it, he has overturned the bottle of flavor in his heart.

However, after seeing all kinds of human feelings in the world, especially after everyone's reaction to these pornographic jokes, Master Wangshan's skills have naturally improved a lot. Shan Zhenren left a big hole in his heart.

It's fine if it's that little girl with long hair and shawl, after all, she's innocent and romantic, maybe she doesn't understand the true meaning of these jokes by Master Wangshan, but what's going on with Shen Yaqin?

Although she has been married to Chu Nanhua for decades, and is already a senior Jindan monk, she is one of the female monks in the entire Shenxiao sect who is most afraid of listening to Wangshan Zhenren's jokes, like a young girl who has never been married , Wangshan real person came to a common little joke, and Shen Yaqin immediately retched, and when it was serious, she couldn't even eat for a few days.

The last time Master Wangshan told a joke about Ling Qing's corpse liquid at the ceremony, Shen Yaqin turned pale on the spot, turned around and left, fearing to listen to Master Wangshan one more word, and afterwards she purposely retreated for half a month for it.

How can this kind of woman who is full of flaws all over her body turn a blind eye to her powerful jokes today? It's so unreasonable!

It seems that he practiced hard these days for too long, so that his skill has greatly declined. Master Wangshan let go of his initial relaxed mood, and decided to fully use his skills, and shocked all the monks in the audience with the most pornographic and most fishy jokes. one time.

Since he had made up his mind, all kinds of jokes, old and new, came out of the mouth of Master Wangshan endlessly. Sometimes the jokes were so pornographic that some monks almost howled, and sometimes they were bloody to the extreme. It made people feel that there was no way to eat lunch today, and the entire venue of the ceremony was in a state of flux.

Wang Shan's skills were fully activated, he felt that the jokes he told were one after another, without moral integrity, without any scruples, all monks, men, women and children present were defeated by the attack of Master Wang Shan, and some monks' faces were like gold paper, as if After wrestling with the enemy, some of them had embraced their heads and surrendered, some were in tears, some were sitting on their chairs unconscious, and some female monks wanted to hide their heads in the ground.

Moreover, the real person Wangshan has changed the way of telling jokes now. Before Li Wanjian and the head of Li talked about chicken soup for the soul, he talked about Xiaoqingxin. Then the real person Wangshan often starts with the headmaster Li’s chicken soup for the soul and Xiaoqingxin, and the ending changes. It is necessary to completely destroy Xiaoqing, and let all the monks present know the true cruelty of practicing the Dao.

His condition is getting better and better, and the jokes are getting more and more exciting. Those little monks who have heard of the chicken soup for the soul of the head of Li have mixed in. They have just established a dreamlike outlook on life. The cruel facts tell them: "If you want to survive, you can do whatever it takes..."

From time to time, some monks foamed at the mouth and passed out directly, but the old man like Yanhuo applauded again and again: "Good, good! It smells as good as stinky feet, good, good, the story of Wangshan today is really different. Fantastic!"

Watching the young monks foaming at the mouth one after another in the Qi refining period and re-establishing their outlook on life, Master Wangshan became excited. He couldn't help turning his head to look at the high platform of Linghua Sect, and saw that The little girl in her thirteens and fourteens was still holding the Daoist book in her hand, she was unwilling to put it down at all, and she was so serious that she didn't even pay attention to her own words of wisdom.

"Fuck me..."

Master Wangshan almost blurted out, and he quickly shifted his gaze to Chonghua Peak, and now he couldn't understand it.

Shen Yaqin and Chu Nanhua's new apprentice are still concentrating on preaching. What's the name of that apprentice? Yes, it's called Liu Suiyun. Could it be that the little girl just now is Shen Que'er from Linghua Sect?

He only saw Liu Suiyun dancing, his face fascinated, clapping his hands from time to time, and he didn't know what Shen Yaqin was talking about about Xiangxian Road, which fascinated this newcomer Liu Suiyun so much.

"Dog men and women!"

Immortal Wang Shan blurted out, but soon he said with a smile: "Let's talk about a joke about a dog and a man. I think all the fellow daoists present will like this joke!"

"Don't!" Many monks with fragile hearts have already exclaimed: "Don't do it!"

Those jokes that Wangshan did not focus on before were so amazing, I am afraid that the joke that the real Wangshan said now is probably a hundred times more powerful, and it will definitely destroy everyone's view of love. A wave of protests immediately formed: "Don't !"

However, Wang Shan summoned 12 kung fu. He cleared his throat, thinking about how romantic and refreshing this joke was when he talked about it earlier, but how he ruined his morals and tortured his heart completely when he talked about it at the end: "Come on! Don't let me down!"

In the audience, row after row of monks were already foaming at the mouth, and some were retching desperately.