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Chapter 7: Rock, Scissors, Paper

Li Yunzai's first class in the new school passed just like that, leaving the teacher with an "evil" impression.

The second class was math class, and I really caught up with it. The teacher who was in charge of the class turned out to be Mr. Jin who I met once before.Teacher Jin is the head teacher of Class One of the third year, and concurrently serves as the mathematics teacher of Class Two of the third year.

After thinking about the class bell, Teacher Jin stood on the podium and glanced at the students sitting upright. When she saw Li Yunzai, she smiled inadvertently.

"Okay, today we will talk about the test paper of the last test. Generally speaking, the students who did well in the test this time are still very good, but there are also ten students who are still outside the passing line. I hope you can strive to pass the next test !"

After Mr. Jin commented casually, he began to talk about the test paper. The students revised while listening. Li Yunjae and Park So-yeon looked at a test paper. , it is no problem to get 100 points, but for Park So-yeon, these questions seem to be one mountain after another...

"Sister Suyan... Can you memorize the ninety-nine multiplication table! You can't even do such a simple question?!" Li Yunzai pointed to the wrong place and smiled in a low voice.

Pu Suyan was annoyed for a while, and glared at him, then stretched out her little hand under the desk and twisted it on Li Yunzai's thigh.

Hiss... Li Yunzai's eyes widened instantly, and he took a cold breath.Unfortunately, another piece of chalk was accurately thrown on Pu Suyan's head at this time.

"Park So-yeon, what time is it now... It's almost the final exam and you are still doing little tricks, don't you even want to pass the final exam?! Go outside and punish me by kneeling!" Teacher Jin patted angrily on the podium.

Pu Suyan's aggrieved eyes immediately turned red. It seemed that this teacher Jin was very famous in the class, and she was "notorious". She roared on the podium, and the other students shrank their necks.

"That... Teacher! Actually we were discussing just now... You made a mistake in marking a question!" Li Yunzai raised his hand and said.

When Pu Suyan heard this, she immediately tugged on his clothes, fearing that he would also suffer disaster.Teacher Jin was amused. She has been a math teacher for more than [-] years, and she has never corrected a problem. She waved to Li Yunzai, motioned him to stand up, and said, "Tell me, what do I say?" The title has been changed!"

Li Yunjae stood up, took Pu Soyan's test paper, and said, "If the teacher really made a mistake, then you have to correct the score and take back Pu Soyan's penalty of kneeling!"

"Okay... what if I'm right?"

"Then... I will accompany Pu Soyan to punish her kneeling..." Li Yunzai shrugged.

All the students in the class cast their eyes on Li Yunzai, and thought to themselves: This transfer student is really good, he met Teacher An in the last class, and he also got in touch with this black-faced god in this class... the whole class He is the best!

"Okay...I want to hear what you can say!" Teacher Jin pushed his glasses and looked at Li Yunzai.

Li Yunzai met her gaze, picked up the test paper and said: "The process and answer of the last question on the test paper are correct, why did you correct it wrong!"

Teacher Jin chuckled and said, "For this question, Pu Suyan's process of doing the question is different from the correct answer, so I gave it a wrong grade. Is there any problem?"

Li Yunzai shook his head and said: "My former math teacher said that mathematics is a very rigorous course, and there is only one answer. But the process of getting the answer is ever-changing. How can there be only one process of solving problems!"

Teacher Jin's complexion sank, and he said, "It's the easiest and most direct way to solve the problem according to my way of thinking. Only the easiest way is the right one!"

Li Yunzai sighed inwardly, thinking to himself that this teacher Jin is too rigid, why he only knows to follow his own ideas and follow the standard answers. …,

"Teacher... No matter what the process is, if the answer is correct, then it is correct, isn't it!" Li Yunzai retorted.

"Even if the answer is correct, if you don't understand the process, it's useless and useless!" Teacher Jin shouted.

Regarding Teacher Jin's stubbornness, Li Yunzai was a little speechless. He was obviously teaching mathematics, so how could his mind be so rigid!So he said: "Teacher... If you insist on saying that, then I will let you do a problem, how about it?!"

Teacher Jin was overjoyed. Li Yunzai, a ten-year-old boy, actually wanted to challenge himself, a teacher who had been teaching for more than [-] years. She had never encountered such a situation in the [-] years of handing in books.Immediately said: "Okay....I want to see what exam questions you can come up with!"

Li Yunzai stepped down from his seat and came to the podium, all eyes were fixed on him, Li Yunzai picked up chalk and began to write on the blackboard.

5>0,0>2,2>5

当李云宰放下粉笔后所有人都愣了。在坐的学生刚刚学到大于小于号,这5大于0他们想得通,可是0怎么可能大于2,2怎么可能大于5呢。

Everyone was confused.... Secretly thought: Don't we learn the wrong thing?

Teacher Jin frowned. No matter what method is used, except for the first one, the latter two inequalities are not valid. He secretly thought that a child is a child, and learning such things is like taking a teacher test.

"This is not true at all. No matter what method is used, it is not true and cannot be calculated!" Teacher Jin said with certainty.

Pu Suyan sighed secretly, secretly took out two sponges from the drawer and stuffed them into the pants, and put them on the knees, ready to kneel at all times.

"Teacher... What if I say that these inequalities can be established, and you have nothing to say, and you agree with it, what should I do!" Li Yunzai laughed.

"Impossible, this is impossible..." Mr. Jin has handed in mathematics for more than 0 years, 2,2 is greater than 5, and [-] is greater than [-]. If this is possible, then a sow can climb a tree, and an old cow can climb a tree. I can listen to the piano.

"If I can convince you, the whole class, no matter how many people there are, then you have to take back what you just said, and change it to change Park So-yeon's score to 63!" There is no trace of apprehension, but full of confidence.At that moment, Teacher Jin also wanted to see how he could convince himself, so he nodded.

Li Yunzai giggled and asked back, "Teacher, have you ever played rock-paper-scissors?"

Hearing this, Teacher Jin, Park So-yeon, and all the classmates were stunned, only to hear Li Yunjae continue to say: "Rock, scissors, paper! Teacher, do you understand?!"

Teacher Jin was stunned for a moment, but the students in the audience exploded, and immediately played rock, scissors, and cloth with their tablemates.Those who understood it all patted their heads, how stupid they couldn't think of such a simple question.

Isn't that right? 5 means paper, rock means 0, and scissors means 2. In rock-paper-scissors, these inequalities are all true.

Teacher Jin sighed, he didn't expect to fall into the hands of Li Yunzai, a brat like Li Yunzai today, but what he said made him unable to refute half a sentence.

"Okay, you're right! Pu Suyan, bring up the test paper, and I'll change it to 63 points!"

Teacher Jin sighed secretly.I only heard Li Yunzai say: "Teacher, this was taught by my former math teacher, and I didn't come up with it. He said that to learn mathematics, you must have a flexible mind and not be too rigid...too rigid." You can't learn mathematics well!"

"Who is your teacher? What's his name?"

"Song Hye Chi, Teacher Song!"

"It's her..." Teacher Jin was shocked for a moment, and then suddenly realized, secretly said: It seems that my teaching is really too rigid, and said: "I know her, an excellent teacher in the country!"...,

Pu Soyan excitedly held the passing test paper, and Li Yunjae felt very satisfied seeing the smile on her face.

"Thank you! This time I can take the test paper and ask my dad for a poster!" Park So-yeon did not forget to thank Li Yunjae, patted the back of his head and said, "As expected of my brother!"

Li Yunzai giggled a few times.

Soon, a 40-minute class passed. Li Yunzai shined in English class and math class respectively, and became a "hero" in the eyes of the students.Usually, they are the type who dare not even take a breath when they see the teacher, but now the transfer students who just arrived have the spirit to confront the teacher, and they all admire him very much.After class, everyone gathered around, you said something to me, and soon Li Yunzai became one with them and integrated into the class.

Inside the office.

"Mr. Jin... I passed by your class just now, how messy it is. I have never seen any students dare to play rock-paper-scissors in your class!" Teacher An asked suspiciously.

Teacher Jin took a sip of tea, sighed, and said, "It's not that Li Yunzai..."

"What...it's him again...!" Teacher An and Teacher Han exclaimed in unison, "He's causing trouble again?"

Teacher Jin paused, hesitated for a few seconds and said: "It's not really a matter of causing trouble, but it just made me understand what 0>2,2, 5>[-]..."

0>2,2>5!安老师和韩老师都相视一眼,眼中甚是迷惑,道:“金老师....你开玩笑!0>2,2>5这两个不等式怎么可能成立呢!”

Teacher Jin suddenly felt that many people, like himself, were full of conventional thinking. If you look at some things from another angle, you can see their essence clearly.Immediately said: "Mr. Han, Mr. An...you two can play rock-paper-scissors!"

rock-paper-scissors? !

Teacher Han came out with a cloth, and Teacher An came out with scissors.Two fingers vs five fingers, both of them are smart people, they understood immediately, and looked at each other in surprise, how could a third-grade elementary school student see different mathematical inequalities from such a simple thing? Even when they were playing rock-paper-scissors, they never noticed it.

"Mr. Han... Li Yunzai in your class is not easy!" Teacher Jin sighed, and began to regret that he smiled and said that he didn't want Li Yunzai.

The third class in the morning is physical education. For children, physical education is the happiest and most popular class of the day. They play basketball, football, and badminton. Everyone has a great time Almost.After playing a few rounds of badminton, Li Yunzai felt that the opponent's skills were too bad, so he lost interest, so he found a basketball and sat down.Originally, he wanted to lie on the grass and catch up on a good sleep, but there was still a lot of snow on the grass, and the playground in winter was covered with khaki grass stalks.

Pu Suyan was sweating from playing, and ran to Li Yunjae's side, and said, "Yunzai, why don't you play together..."

"I need to catch up on sleep... I was tossed by you last night and I didn't fall asleep for most of the night... I was so sleepy!" Li Yunzai yawned and said lazily, "Today I finally have my own room It's.....it's great!"

"Ah... you are not happy about letting you sleep in Miss Ben's bed! Hmm..." Pu Suyan snorted a few times and ran away, leaving Li Yunzai alone in the corner Dozed off by the sun.

Soon the three classes in the morning passed. For the third-grade students, there is no such thing as a study burden at all, and they are happy every day.

After eating the bento prepared by Cui Zhiya, it was the first time for Li Yunzai to taste the taste of bento.There are three small compartments in a plastic box, the largest one is for rice, and then there are some vegetables in the two small compartments on the side.After heating, the taste is not bad.

After lunch, almost all the people in the classroom left, and Pu Suyan also went out to play with a few friends. In the empty classroom, only Li Yunzai was left sitting on his seat and dozing off. …,

At one o'clock in the afternoon, the first class began.The first section is a music class, and everyone moves to the music classroom.

In the empty music classroom, there is only one piano organ.In 96, the pianos used in schools were generally this type of organ, and there were very few pianos used in schools, unless it was a noble school or a key school that was eligible.

The music teacher is a slightly older middle-aged man with a few strands of white hair and wearing a pair of black-rimmed presbyopic glasses.

Li Yunzai sat on the floor like everyone else, flipping through the music textbook, he could play the simple scores on it, let alone sing.

Soon, Teacher Song played the song taught today on the keyboard with his fingers.Park So-yeon used to admire this music teacher for being able to distinguish so many keys, but since listening to Li Yunjae's performance yesterday, the piano's crisp or high-pitched sound is hundreds of times better than the organ sound like an old cow pulling a cart more than.

"The sound of the piano is really ugly...you still play it well!" Pu Suyan whispered in Li Yunzai's ear.

Li Yunzai smiled silently, and frowned when he heard the music, as if something was wrong, looking at the tune on the music score, and savoring the tune played by Mr. Song carefully, he would think something was wrong Where is the place.

It turned out that he played a quarter note as a half note, and a quarter rest as an eighth rest.After figuring it out, Li Yunzai thought to himself: I always feel a little awkward, so the mistake is here... Hey, it's hard for an elderly man to teach music all the time.

"That classmate... what are you doing shaking your head?!" Teacher Song rolled his eyes to Li Yunzai and nodded from time to time. Some of them shook their heads and couldn't help shouting.

Li Yunzai was stunned for a moment, and the other students turned their heads to look at him again. Today was his first day of transfer, but he was called up by the teacher one after another in class.In the past, ordinary students were rarely called out once a week, but Li Yunzai was called three times a day.Pu Suyan froze for a moment, then covered her mouth and giggled.

"Teacher...is there...what's the matter?" Li Yunzai said nana.

"I'm asking you... Nodding for a while and shaking your head... What are you doing?!" Teacher Song said in a steady voice.

Li Yunzai said truthfully: "Actually....I think the teacher's playing is a bit wrong!"

wow...

There was an uproar at the scene, and the students looked at him in surprise. Teacher Song was also taken aback for a moment. It was the first time in his more than [-] years of teaching that a student pointed out his mistakes in class. , do you know how to play? How about you come up and perform for us?!" Teacher Song had the idea of ​​teaching this ignorant student a lesson.

Li Yunzai shrugged, and stood up under the gaze of everyone. Teacher Song stood up and gave him the work. Li Yunzai sat up and touched the keys.He played all orthodox pianos. This was the first time he had come into contact with this kind of all-wooden piano-style organ. He secretly checked the keys, looked at the music textbooks on the top of the piano, and then stepped on the pedals with both feet, fingers Press lightly, and a series of coherent melodies spread from the organ to the students' ears.

While Mr. Song and all the students were stunned, Li Yunzai played the whole piece in 3 minutes.Teacher Song thought about it secretly. Li Yunzai's performance was indeed different from his own, and the melody of the whole song was more coherent. He couldn't help doubting in his heart: "Is it really my fault? ?!"

The music class was spent amidst cheerful music.Teacher Song returned to the office and sat on the chair in a daze. Teacher Han, who was sitting in front of him, asked, "Mr. Song, what's wrong with you? There's something wrong with your expression!"

Teacher Song calmed down and said: "Mr. Han...that student named Li Yunzai in your class is really amazing..." After saying that, Teacher Song looked at Teacher Han's puzzled eyes with a long look. Sighed.

In this way, the rumor that Li Yunzai "selected three teachers alone" gradually spread among the teachers in the school.The three teachers were "fooled" by a third-grade elementary school student, which made all the teachers feel very surprised and amazed.

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