cottage legend

()0001: Narcissus is drunk

The king of Zhai, with his big belly, folded his hands behind his back, and took square steps on the stone road in the village.Behind the king of the village was a black and white mixed-haired dog with its tail erected like a flag. It seemed that it was even more powerful than the king of the village.

As the saying goes, the gods come down to ask the land, and the king of the village is the "land lord" here.

However, Zhai Wang does not regard himself as the land master here, he thinks the land master is a bit dull.

He always regards himself as the emperor of the land.Zhai Wang especially likes to watch plays with the emperor, the emperor in the play is romantic and happy, that is the life he yearns for.

The cottage where the king of the village is located is a large mountain with a radius of tens of miles.There are a few natural villages scattered on Daling, with 800 people, and the king of the village has the final say.

The village king's name is Zheng Shuang.Thinking of this name, he always sighs, thanks to his father for giving him a good name, so that he can live happily.Zheng Shuang started his refreshing life, until now.

At the age of 19, Zheng Shuang became the battalion commander of the militia, and at the age of 22 he became the secretary of the branch.The branch secretary's name is too elegant, he doesn't like it, he likes to hear the mountain people call him the king of the village.Zheng Shuang has been a cadre for more than 20 years.

In Zheng Shuang's eyes, the people on Daling are the mud in his hands, they can be round if they want to be round, and flat if they want to be flat.

Zheng Shuang often said to his wife, who was once known as the most beautiful woman in the cottage: "The king of my village is the king of this cottage, the emperor here. If I cough coldly, someone's heart will be open for a long time!" And it is true.

Wang Ergou was a soldier and thought he had seen the world. When he first came back, he was full of vigor, and he confronted him face to face at a mass meeting because he was a demobilized soldier.As a result, he carried two hundred and eighty-eight burdens, and his pants were bumpy.The king of Zhai let his family be so poor that they used a basket as a desk.

Wang Ergou paid a heavy price for his rebellion, and he is still a bachelor.When the king of the village thought of Wang Ergou, a sneer appeared on the corner of his mouth, so what if you have been a soldier, do you have any good fruit for you to compete with the king of the village?

Because there is a handful of white hair in the middle of Zhaiwang's head, the people on the mountain called him Zhaiwang at present, but they added the word "miscellaneous hair" in front of "Zhaiwang" behind his back.

Of course King Zhai knew what everyone called him behind his back, but he didn't care about it.

He thought, anyway, I have the final say, the king of Zamao Village is also the king!When he thought about it like this, he still felt refreshed, and this kind of refreshing feeling was what Zhai Wang wanted.

Everyone in the mountains knows that Zamao Zhaiwang made a lot of money.Not to mention the villagers' handover and retention, how he made false accounts, and the village built roads and wires. He got a lot of kickbacks.

"Win gold and win people! Hahaha!" Zhai Wang walked and thought, and couldn't help snorting and laughing, laughing so much that his fat belly trembled.He patted his fat belly and couldn't help thinking of Narcissus.Narcissus girl, she's still young in her thirties!

When Zhai Wang thinks of narcissus, he shakes in front of his eyes like a ripe big red bayberry, making his mouth water.Today, Wang Zi's father passed away and was buried, and he was invited to drink funeral wine. He had already thought about it, and he must sit next to the Narcissus!Thinking of this, King Zhai couldn't help speeding up his pace.

When King Zhai arrived, the dishes were just on the table.When everyone saw the king of Zhai, they invited him to sit down one after another.He laughed and laughed while looking for the narcissus.Narcissus heard everyone greet the king of the village, so she stood up and waved to him.Zhai Dynasty walked towards Narcissus, and Li Bing, who was sitting next to Narcissus, hurriedly stood up and gave up his seat.Zhai Wang sat next to Narcissus unceremoniously.After a while, the dishes were served, the chopsticks were handed out, and everyone began to drink.

As soon as the wine was filled, several people at the same table as Zhai Wang raised their glasses to toast Zhai Wang's wine.The king of the village readily accepted it, raised his glass and drank.

When the wine was half drunk, Zhai Wang picked up the wine glass, squinted at Narcissus, and said in a tone: "Sister-in-law of the same year, I have worked hard and worked hard for everyone, why don't you accompany me to drink two more glasses?"

Narcissus didn't stand up, but there was a smile on the corner of his mouth: "Okay! Brother Tongnian, I'll toast you four more glasses." At this time, Narcissus, who had already drank several glasses of wine, had a tender face as red as a ripe peach.

With the sound of "Dang", the two small wine glasses kissed wildly like two small mouths.Several people at the same table applauded repeatedly.

After kissing wildly four times with the two small wine glasses, the king of Zhai was already drunk and fascinated.

Narcissus gave Zhai Wang a piece of oily duck buttock, "You must eat the duck butt I gave you!"

The branch secretary laughed loudly: "Your ass is my favorite! Don't worry, I love your ass the most, and I will enjoy it slowly in a while!"

Narcissus smiled tenderly: "Brother Tongnian, branch secretary, you are too kind."

"What do you call me?" Zhai Wang asked, and then asked again and again: "The branch secretary is the same year brother? Are you ten years older than me? Is the branch secretary or the same year brother?"

Zhai Wang asked a few questions and didn't allow Narcissus to answer, but forced her with a smile: "If you call the branch secretary, I will punish you with four cups!"

Narcissus hurriedly stood up, held up the small wine glass, and cast a wink over her. "Brother Tongnian, dear Brother Tongnian! I'll toast you four more glasses, okay?" Narcissus said while grabbing Zhai Wang's hand with her bony hands and said, "Come on, let's toast!"

"Drink quickly, drink quickly. It's sweet to drink wine hand in hand." Niu Zai and Dong Mao, who were at the same table, yelled.

"Okay! Let's pay the cup, let's have a good drink!" Zhai Wang hurriedly stood up and bent his hand to hold Narcissus's hand.

Narcissus hurriedly drew the hands holding the cup to her chest, not only protecting her chest, but also cleverly avoiding the hands of the Zhai Wang, and said with a smile: "How dare I have a cup of wine with the Zhai King! I still respect the Zhai Wang!" King." After Narcissus finished speaking, the wine glass was brought to her lips, and the small wine glass was buckled on the small and exquisite nose.

"Okay, Narcissus, I will definitely drink it!" Zhai Wang raised his neck and poured the wine in again.Although Narcissus' wine glass touched the tip of his nose, he still wanted to keep the bottom.

But Zhai Wang watched closely, turned his cup upside down, and stared at Narcissus: "We want to be good to the end, good to the end, from the top of the mouth to the bottom of the mouth!"

Cowboy and Dongmao laughed loudly, and Narcissus also laughed.

Over there, Wang Zai and his brothers couldn't get used to it, and turned their eyes from a distance.Niu Zai has sharp eyes, pouted towards Wang Zai, and said to Zhai Wang and Narcissus, "Stop making trouble, look at his face."

The Zhai Dynasty looked in the direction of Wangzai Nuzui, put the cup on the table, and said, "What are you afraid of? Funeral banquets are also banquets. Don't they even drink wine at banquets? They invite me, isn't inviting me just to drink?" Is it?"

"Father is dead, we shouldn't do that." Dongmao also timidly persuaded the Zhaiwang.

But Narcissus stood up with a smile and said: "I'm drunk, Brother Tongnian. I'm leaving, Brother Tongnian.". "Sister Narcissus is drunk, so I won't drink any more. Sister, I'll see you off." Zhai Wang also stood up.

"I'm drunk because I'm drunk, but I still know that I don't call you the village party secretary. I'm called Brother Tongnian. Brother Tongnian, I'm drunk, but I'm sober. I don't want you to see me off, and I can go back." Narcissus Said side out of the door.