cottage legend

()0004: I am waiting for you to come in and give me a bath!

Narcissus hummed a song and pushed open the door, saw her husband Sanjun smoking cigarettes, with a small pile of paper horns under her feet, and became angry: "You are such a wimp, I went out and had a drink and came back to see your cigarettes! "

The three armies stood up suddenly, staring angrily: "You can't give birth to a son and you still rob me? You are so happy, and you are still humming a love song. Have you already been with the king of the village..."

Narcissus strode forward, snatched the trumpet cigarettes held between the fingers of the three armies, stepped on the ground, and said viciously: "You illiterate, I have told you many times, the decisive factor in having a son and a daughter is not a woman, but a man! A woman's ability to give birth is her ability!"

Sanjun thought about it, Narcissus took out the theory in the book, immediately went dumb, and sat on the stool again.

Narcissus softened her voice and said, "Sanjun, I also want to give birth to a son for you! But now I don't have a birth certificate and I wear rings. No matter how hard we both try! I went to drink today because I want to give birth to a son for you. Is it?"

Sanjun held his head and said in a low voice, "Did he agree?"

Narcissus sighed: "Neither agreed nor refused." The three armies couldn't help but rolled up the paper and shredded tobacco on the table again.

Sanjun rolled the cigarette, lit it, and smoked again: "Did you promise him on the way?" Narcissus got angry again, she slapped the cigarette off Sanjun's mouth, and said, "What kind of woman do you take me for?" Is it? I said, if I don’t give birth to a son for you, he will never get my body!”

Sanjun said timidly: "After he promised to issue a birth certificate, we will give birth to our son, will you really give him his body?"

Narcissus said: "Although I am a woman, I have to keep my words. Besides, after giving birth to a son, the son is a treasure, and my body is worthless. I will only give him once, and if I fulfill my promise, I will break with him. Don't worry, I It's also for our family!" The three soldiers sighed and said, "Take a bath and sleep!"

Narcissus let the water wash her body, and slid her hands over her white and tender skin. Thinking of Lu Zhai Wang's hands constantly walking on her body, she began to feel a little hot.Thinking, thinking, she wanted to cry again.She couldn't figure out why she had such contradictory thoughts.The more she couldn't figure it out, the more she thought about it.

Just when she was thinking in a mess, the three armies opened the door and came in.Sanjun said, "Do you have to take a bath until dawn?"

Narcissus came back to his senses and smiled and said, "I've been waiting for you to come in and give me a bath! You're finally here." Sanjun walked into Narcissus with a big smile.

As soon as the hands of the three armies touched Narcissus' body, Narcissus laughed "hee hee".

The third army suddenly darkened his face and said, "Why are you smiling so much today? Did he touch you and you thought it was funny?"

Narcissus splashed water on the faces of the three soldiers with a "wow": "You jealous jar! I really don't know what is good or bad. I treat you well, so you just mock me! You deserve to be left out!" After she finished speaking, she walked out of the water without wiping Without any slippers on, he went straight into his room and fell on the bed with his feet propped out of the bed.The three armies hurriedly followed in.

The lamp in the Narcissus room is only 5 watts, and the light is green.

Sanjun saw Narcissus lying on the bed, saw her chest rising and falling, and knew that she was angry, so he dared not go forward to make out.Sanjun stood in front of her and watched carefully, the water droplets on Narcissus's body winked mischievously at him.Unable to resist the temptation finally, the three armies quietly walked forward and licked the water beads with the tip of their tongues.

Narcissus' rough air slowly becomes thin, and then slowly thickens again.Sanjun swept the soles of Narcissus's feet with his hands, put Narcissus's feet on the bed, and pulled the light switch...

The moonlight came in from the window, undulating like fine veils on the three armies.The leaves outside the window rustled, and the owl's voice still came occasionally.

When Narcissus went to take a bath again, she complained again: "It's really useless! My wife is also so anxious!"

The three armies did not respond, and after Narcissus washed and went to bed, he also took another bath.Sanjun didn't go to bed directly, he rolled up his cigarette and started smoking again.

After finishing a cigarette, Narcissus snored.Sanjun went to bed next to Narcissus and fell asleep next to Narcissus. He couldn't fall asleep when he heard Narcissus snoring.

The pictures he imagined appeared in his mind one by one. These pictures were Narcissus and Zhai Wang, and they were on the road tonight.

After thinking about it, the three armies began to get confused.Just as Sanjun was about to close his eyes and go to sleep, the sound of a rooster crowing came over him. Sanjun sighed and lost his sleepiness again, so he simply got up again to roll a cigarette and start smoking.

While smoking, he thought: Shall we pull Narcissus up and have a good fight?