cottage legend

()0056: Haiyan felt the body temperature of the armed forces

The thought of being able to talk to Haiyan gave Sanjun the motivation to work.However, he was still worried that Haiyan would not come.This worry made him lose interest in singing on the road.

On the way, the three armies also walked unhappily, and looked back from time to time.He thought that Haiyan would not come so early.

Who knows, when the three armies were about to arrive, they saw Haiyan already working in the soil.

"You wild woman, you were not picked up by a wild boar on the road yesterday!" The interest of the three armies rose.

"Do you think it was decades ago! Now I can't find wild boars everywhere. I want to meet wild boars. I really want to eat wild boars." Haiyan stood up and said to the three armies.

"You wild woman, you promised to come yesterday afternoon, but you didn't come. I hope you are looking forward to it, and you haven't done your job well!"

"Really looking forward to me so much? You're so looking forward to crying!" Haiyan deliberately used homophones instead of teasing Sanjun, "I've never seen you cry before. Are you really crying? Show me crying again!"

"You! Play deaf and dumb."

"Work quickly! Don't just talk." Haiyan said and bent down again.

"I really entered Monkey Rock yesterday!" The three armies also got to work.

"Oh! Have a good time with which fox Jing in Monkey Rock?"

"Fart fox! It's okay! There are no foxes, but white mice! I beat two white mice!"

"You have to thank me! Thanks for reminding you, otherwise, you would never have thought of Monkey Rock!"

"Really! I have to shoot you hard! Hahaha!" The three armies stood up and laughed.

"You! You want to seduce people again, don't you?"

"With you here, can I not want to?"

"You men are really, you will think about those things all the time. I remember when I was in junior high school in the town, the physical education teacher, hehe, I laughed so hard!"

"What's so funny, let's listen to it. It's also enjoyable to listen to you while working!"

"The physical education teacher's name is Li Xingmu. He replaced his father. He could take over at that time, you know?"

"Of course I do."

"His father was the master teacher at the school. He also worked as a master teacher at the school after taking over the class. Later, a female master teacher came to the school and asked him to teach physical education instead."

"What's so funny about teaching physical education, isn't it just a whistle and two balls? That ball is not the one on your chest, what's so funny?"

"Don't mess with me!"

"Okay, you say."

"He learned radio cao from other physical education teachers. When teaching us, I remember advocating 'five lectures and four beauties'!"

"Yes! I have an impression of this."

"He told us, what is the school doing with 'five stresses and four beauties'! I asked five female students to come up to do cao, and see if they are beautiful!"

"I must have called you!"

"how do you know!"

"You developed early and your breasts are full. It's me, and I will ask you to go up first. You will be beautiful as soon as you stand up!"

"Virtue! Why do all men have the same virtue? The physical education teacher said the same thing. Five of us stood up one by one, and he said, take a look, these students are beautiful as soon as they come up!"

"He just asked you to do cao, to watch you dance, right?"

"We have just entered junior high school and don't know how to do cao. He said, you don't know how to do ** to teach. You five representatives stand in the first row."

"Haha, privilege! He can see how your breasts are shaking!"

"Death to the Three Armies! Do you still want me to say it!"

"Okay, say it!"

"It was summer when I first entered school. It was so hot! The physical education teacher wore a long sweater just like his father. Of course, our female classmates only wore one piece of clothing. I remember that I was wearing a denim!"

"Back then, indeed, good clothes were very popular."

"That's right. When the physical education teacher taught me to jump, jump, jump, guess what?"

"He only cares about your breasts! Forgot to teach?"

"Haha, you, a villain, can't think of it."

"What happened to him?"

"He taught us to dance, to dance, and the little brother in his crotch demonstrated heroically!"

"Really that powerful? Isn't he ashamed to death? Hurry up and ask him to disband!"

"No way! He squatted down with a handkerchief on his hand, and the handkerchief covered his little brother. He said, listen to me shouting slogans, and you continue to do it!"

"Hahaha, how funny! What happened next?"

"Later? When it was disbanded, he bent over and went back to the room. A male classmate said that he saw the physical education teacher's pants wet!"

"Why did you come up with such a story to seduce me, you wild woman!" San Jun stood up and stretched his waist.

"It's true! I'm a woman, how can I come up with such a story? Don't move, let me see if your little brother is male? Hahaha!" Haiyan also straightened her waist.

"You wild bitch! If you tease me again, I will rape you if you really grow up!"

"Haha, how dare you! I'll dig out your little handle with a hoe, so that you don't want to have another son!" Haiyan thumped her back.

"The wild woman is tired! Take a rest!" Said San Jun, walked out of the soil and sat on the grass to drink water.

Haiyan also came out, picked up the water bottle, walked to the side of the three armies and sat down.

Sanjun looked at Haiyan: "How many men do you think your mother-in-law has harmed? When I was young, I made the physical education teacher look ugly. Now it makes me miss you at night, and I can't sleep well!"

"Did you really miss me last night? What did you miss me?"

"Miss you!" Sanjun poked Haiyan's nipple with his finger, and Haiyan slapped his hand away: "Behave! I will know that I will take advantage of my mother!"

"Look for yourself, don't you want to see that man?" Sanjun stretched his head forward after speaking.

Haiyan looked down, and saw that her clothes were soaked with sweat, her bra was showing, and half of her breasts were exposed again, so she quickly moved her butt to the side, away from the three armies: "Don't think too much about it." My mother's baby!"

"Haha, I'm really afraid that I'll eat you!" Sanjun laughed.

"Man! It's hard to say. Everyone says you are doing your job. In my opinion, you are more seductive than the king of the village. If a woman throws herself into your arms, you will be desperate!"

"Look at what you said. Sometimes a woman who is so juicy will sneak into my arms, and I push them away!"

"You're bragging!"

"Really, don't you believe me? You ask Narcissus, how many times did I push her away when she got into my arms?"

"Haha, are you kidding me?" Haiyan moved her buttocks to hit Sanjun's shoulder again.

"How many times did you fool me yesterday? You are the only one allowed to fool me?" Sanjun smiled happily.

"Go to work, go to work! Don't patronize chatting and having fun!" Haiyan stood up and walked into the soil.

Sanjun and Haiyan chatted while working, both of them were very happy.

When Haiyan felt a gust of cool wind blowing, she straightened her waist.She looked in the direction of the wind and said, "Look! It's raining over there! The weather of this season, like a child's face, changes as soon as it is said, let's go home soon!"

The three armies looked at it and said, "It's really raining. Let's go home."

The two hurried out of the soil, took the water bottle and walked towards the road.

When we approached Monkey Rock, the raindrops had sporadically caught up in front of us.

"Go, go to Monkey Rock to hide from the rain!" Haiyan said.

"I can only go to shelter from the rain, or else, if you go back in the rain, you will be drowned, and it's not good to catch a cold!" Said the third army and took the lead to turn around the corner.

Before arriving at Monkey Rock, heavy rain began to pour down.

"Put down the hoe and run! Haiyan!" Sanjun said, throwing down the hoe and holding Haiyan's hand, Haiyan dropped the hoe and ran after Sanjun.

The two ran into the cave, their clothes already half wet.

"Go in further, there are still raindrops here." Sanjun took Haiyan's hand and continued to walk in.

"It's so dark inside, I can't see anything!"

"It won't be dark after a while, but I haven't gotten used to it yet. Let's walk slowly." Sanjun said.

Haiyan grabbed the hand of Sanjun, and the two walked side by side.Suddenly, Haiyan stepped on a piece of turquoise, and her foot slipped, and Sanjun hurriedly hugged her in his arms: "I didn't twist my feet!"

"No." Haiyan felt flustered when she felt the body temperature of the three armies.

Sanjun stuck to Haiyan's chest, and suddenly became impulsive, he embraced Haiyan and kissed.

"Don't, don't, don't do this, the three armies, someone will come in!"

"No one will come! When we come, we will see him first. He can't adapt to the light and can't see the two of us clearly..." Sanjun said with one hand about to put his hand into Haiyan's chest.

"No one can do it, Sanjun, don't..." Haiyan stopped Sanjun's hand with her hand.