Wanhua Merry

() In the welcoming hall, there were staggered toasts, and Yunyun was fighting wine with Xu Xiong, which aroused everyone's amazement and applause from time to time.But no one was idle, and as the night got darker, everyone ate very happily.

Peng!Yunyun put down the third wine jar. At this time, Xu Xiong and she had already drank three jars of spirits in a row, and Xu Xiong's face also began to blush!This buddy had a great time drinking, and it was the first time in his life that he applauded a little loli consecutively!He never dreamed that the little girl in front of him, who only reached his chest, could drink three jars of wine in a row. This is simply too unbelievable!

"Yunyun!" Xu Xiong shouted slightly drunk.

"Huh? Who is Xu Xiong? I know your name, so I will call you Little Bear from now on!" Yunyun hiccupped and casually nicknamed Xu Xiong.

Shangguan Kong couldn't help but froze and almost fell to the ground! "Even if I have such a brotherly relationship with Xu Xiong, I never dared to call this buddy Little Bear!"

"This name is not good, how am I so young?" Xu Xiong was very dissatisfied with the name Xiaoxiong, puffed up his chest, showing his solid chest muscles, and bluffed: "It should be Big Bear!"

"Daxiong?" Yunyun giggled and said loudly: "No, no, this name is the protagonist in Xiaoding. A gentleman doesn't take what others like, so you can't imitate it!"

"This girl is drunk!" This was the thought of everyone in the palace!What little jingle bells and cottages, you can understand what it means when you take it out alone, but when you say it from Yunyun's mouth, Monk Zhanger can't figure it out, the semantics don't make sense, I can only say that the little girl is probably drunk!

Ha ha!Everyone couldn't help laughing, and Huo'er laughed the most. Of course, she knew what Yun Mo was talking about. A clip of a Doraemon cartoon appeared in her mind, and she felt that Yun Mo's phrase "the copycat version of Daxiong" was a stroke of genius, so she smiled Even more fun!

"Aha?" Seeing everyone laughing at her, Yunyun couldn't help being a little annoyed, and shouted loudly: "Other people laugh at me too crazy, I laugh at others and can't see through it! What are you laughing at? You are so stupid, don't you know?" Yunyun Pointing at Wen Heng's big face that twitched with a smile, he shouted.

In an instant, the quietness of the needle drop could be heard in the hall!

Except for Huo'er, no one has heard of these two crooked poems, and of course they have never seen that famous movie!

"The talent of a soul mage? Oh my god, either this girl has studied poetry and books since she was a child, or she has the talent of a soul mage, otherwise she wouldn't be able to speak well!"

"She has the third level of God's Blessing of the Warrior herself. If she has the talent of a soul mage, wouldn't it be...?" For a moment, everyone looked at Yunyun as if they had discovered a new continent, and Xu Xiong looked at her with an excited face. Forget the annoyance of 'Little Bear' and 'Two'!

The same goes for everyone, Wen Heng's eyes suddenly shone like night owls, and he suddenly understood in his heart why the old mage Zheng Xun was so shameless that he ate and drank along with him! "It turns out that this guy has other plans!" There is no such phrase in the world as 'the drunkard's intention is not in wine', so Wen Heng can only describe it like this!

"Yunyun, have you ever read?" Xu Xiong asked pretending not to care.

"Reading, reading a shitty book! The books in this world are all bullshit and rotten millet. They just teach people how to be slaves. It doesn't matter if you don't read that kind of book, I still don't like this kind of sour book!"

Everyone was shocked, this person had never read the book, but she knew what was in the book, which meant that she had been in contact with the school but didn't bother to read it!

"That's wrong!" Shangguankong finally found a chance to interject. He has read a lot of poetry and books. Although he knows that Yunyun is very likely to be an awakened person with dual-element talents, and his amazing talent should not be offended. I was very unhappy in my heart, so I refuted it!

Huh?Yunyun looked at the long-haired man with three shadows in her eyes with drunken eyes, and couldn't help but sneer: "Surprised, where is the surprise? Don't you think you're handsome with long hair? Actually, you're so motherly, don't you know?" You know?" Yunyun spoke bluntly.

Shangguankong really thinks that he looks very handsome with long fluttering hair, and with a high crown on it, he looks very temperamental!In fact, this is a personal preference. There is no saying in this world that you can't cut your hair. You can keep it as long as you like!No one cares about you with a bald head and a high crown, but generally men with long hair will put their hair up into a bun and put on a high crown, but Shangguankong thinks that long hair can't be pulled back, so wearing a high crown is more handsome. So he has always been dressed like this, and everyone thinks it is very normal!

But today Yunyun said 'very motherly', although the word is very novel, how can everyone not understand the meaning?If he looked at the pale Shangguan Kong again, he felt the same way.

"Yeah, she's a bit of a bitch!" Zheng Xun babbled very forcefully, supporting Yunyun!

puff!Wan Qing spit out a piece of green pepper from his mouth.There was an unbearable smile on his face.In my heart, I agree with Yunyun's words!She had wanted to talk about this for a long time, but Shangguan Kong had always ignored her, so how could she have a chance to persuade her?Today, it was Yunyun who told her the truth, and Wan Qing felt a sense of enlightenment!

"My old lady likes you, but not even this kind of attire. Yunyun is so good-looking, really awesome!"

Wan Qing suppressed a smile, and handed the paper in his hand to the laughing Shangguan Huo'er who had been researching for a long time, and said, "Sister Huo'er, sister is ignorant, and she doesn't understand at all! In the future, if you have a chance, you can ask Teach my sister!" As he spoke, he gave Huo'er a look, which meant: You, calm down, didn't you see that your brother is about to lose his face?

Huo'er sneaks a look at the distraught elder brother with a livid face, sticks out his tongue and makes a face at Wan Qing, but stops laughing.

She stopped laughing, but Yingying over there laughed to death!She still had to seduce Wan Ming affectionately, her stomach was about to explode, and she felt that Mimi was in pain, and she shouted in her heart: Yun Yun is mighty!

Shangguan Kong's face twitched, his heart was about to die of anger!Especially the old man Zheng Xun followed suit, so that he didn't dare to refute, so he had no choice but to change the topic!

He panted heavily and said in a low voice: "The sage said that those who don't read books are not enough to stand up and stand in the world. These are the essence summed up by the ancient sages who devoted their lives to it. How can it become a sour book that teaches people to be slaves? I do not agree with that.”

Yunyun looked at the unconvinced Shangguankong with a dismissive smile on her face.This smile deeply hurt Shangguan Kong's self-esteem. In front of his sister and his sweetheart, being despised by a little girl who has never read a book, is it a man who can't stand it?

At this time, Shangguan Kong had already forgotten that he wanted to befriend this little girl with mysterious identity and terrifying talent, and his mind was full of thoughts of saving her from ridiculous thoughts!He couldn't help being angry for a moment, he jumped up against the case, pointed at the little loli who didn't want to talk to him, and wanted to continue to fight with Xu Xiong, and said: "Little girl, I don't care what your identity is, but you are talented, so don't be proud If you are complacent and don’t listen to the teachings of the sages, you will be ruined! The talent you have shown is enough to make you a pillar of my wisteria. God gave you this rich gift, not to make you waste everything, do you understand?” Shangguan Kong How could this child be allowed to grow up like this, he decided to lead this lost lamb back to the right path!

Huo'er patted his forehead and smiled wryly: "Brother, is this going to do ideological work for a college student in the new era? You will be frustrated, I hope you can bear it!" He took a glass from the wine bottle in front of him, took a sip secretly, and was dizzy again from the spicy feeling!But she fell in love with drinking a little bit. She felt that the wine was in her stomach, and she was warm all over, and she had the illusion that all her troubles were solved!

Shangguankong didn't notice Huo'er's small movements, but the others saw it, and Qiqi wailed in his heart: "Okay, another drunkard is born!"

Yunyun, who was about to continue drinking, signaled Xu Xiong to pause after hearing the words, then turned to look at Shangguan Kong who was full of righteousness for a while, as if Shangguan Kong had flowers on his face, and looked very seriously.

The inside and outside of the hall suddenly fell silent, and everyone felt the smell of gunpowder permeating the air, so they couldn't help but get nervous!

Yunyun suddenly laughed, and put down the wine jar in her hand!Just as she was about to speak, suddenly, the maid who was going to fetch the jade bowl came into the hall. In addition to two large green jade bowls, she also held a grass carp on a long oval plate. The color was bright and the fragrance was attractive. It's mouth-watering from afar!

Yunyun's eyes suddenly lit up!The maid respectfully placed the fish in front of Yunyun, then set the jade bowl, and said softly, "This is the fresh fish cooked by Master Hu from the kitchen after hearing Miss Yunyun's comments on the dishes. , Miss Yunyun please give a review after tasting it!"

Everyone couldn't help but be attracted by the fish in front of them, and thought to themselves: Sweetness is always the beauty of cooking, so adding vinegar or other ingredients indiscriminately is just nonsense?Although these noble people never cook, they still have a lot of research on those recipes, and they all think that they are well-deserved gourmets.

Yunyun smiled.He said softly to the maid: "Sister, please cut this fish into 12 portions and send one to everyone in the hall, and give this maid a little blessing as she speaks!

The maid was shocked and her face changed!Regardless of the status of being able to eat here, one can tell that it is either rich or expensive. How can it be reasonable to call a maid sister and be a courtesy?

The maid dodged in a hurry, shouting repeatedly in her mouth: "Fuck off slaves!"

Shangguan Kong frowned involuntarily: If there is no distinction between superiority and inferiority, wouldn't he have an identity?

Yunyun said: "There's nothing wrong with it. I don't pay much attention to those red tapes. Don't panic!"

The maid then breathed a sigh of relief, Yunyun took care of this matter, and she was safe.I couldn't help but thank you repeatedly, and deftly followed Yunyun's instructions, cut the grass carp into sections and distributed it to the plates of the nobles.

Everyone was puzzled and looked at Yunyun together.

Yunyun smiled slightly, and said to Shangguan Kong: "I know you think I've gone astray, please taste this improved fish, and then I have something to say to this brother Shangguan!"

Wen Heng looked at Yunyun, although he didn't understand what it meant, but he took the lead in putting the fish on the plate into his mouth.A taste that he had never tasted before instantly flooded his taste buds, causing all the pores of his body to burst open instantly. "It's so delicious!" Wen Heng didn't have time to say anything, he ate all the delicacies on the plate in two mouthfuls, closed his eyes and savored the wonderful taste with great enjoyment.

When the rest of the people saw Wen Heng's performance, they couldn't help being extremely surprised, and immediately started to taste it in unison.

Yingying's big eyes instantly bent into crescent moons, so beautiful that she almost howled!Lingling's little face flushed with excitement.Shangguan Kong was no exception, after taking a bite, he ate it desperately! .

Only Huo'er took a sip, then put down his chopsticks disapprovingly.