Planar martial arts myth

()Seeing that Zhou Botong was really taken in as he expected, Ling Muyun couldn't help but flash a smile of success.

"Obviously it's still there!" Zhou Botong jumped out of the cave holding the Nine Yin Scriptures in his hands, and rushed to Ling Muyun's side in three or two steps, and asked with an apologetic smile: "Little brother, where did your Nine Yin Scriptures come from?" learned it?"

After confirming that Ling Muyun really knew the scriptures of Nine Yin before, and it was not lying to him, Zhou Botong's attitude immediately improved.

"Huh?" Ling Muyun looked at the Nine Yin Manual in Zhou Botong's hands, and pretended to be surprised and exclaimed: "No, why do you have the Nine Yin Manual here? Could it be that you stole it from me?"

"Nonsense, my old urchin will steal your things? Fart, fart! Big shit!"

Zhou Botong immediately jumped three feet high, put a big hairy and messy head in front of Ling Muyun, and kept spitting: "The old urchin's nine-yin scriptures are left by my senior brother and told me to keep them. When Shige got the Nine Yin Manual, you kid hadn’t jumped out of your mother’s womb, so how could it be that you stole it?”

"Go! Go! Go……"

Facing the old urchin's saliva machine gun, Ling Muyun couldn't stand it immediately, and hurriedly pushed Zhou Botong away, took two steps back in embarrassment, stretched out his hand to wipe the saliva on his face, and said with lingering fear: "You can speak well when you speak. , What are you spouting indiscriminately? Who taught you this bad move?"

Ling Muyun is not pretending, he really can't stand the trick of the old naughty boy. The old naughty boy has been imprisoned on Peach Blossom Island for more than ten years. Although Huang Yaoshi did not abuse him, he will not give him any special treatment. Not much, but brushing teeth and washing face is ignored, even if Zhou Botong has reached the state of death, the body's metabolism is already very low, but if he hasn't brushed his teeth for more than ten years, how can his breath be so good?The sprayed saliva is comparable to a chemical weapon!

"Hahaha, I'm amazing!" Zhou Botong was not ashamed but proud, he pinched his waist and said with a triumphant smile, "I tell you, this is my original creation by Zhou Botong... Well, the original Wushuang saliva magic skill, you are afraid No! If you are afraid, apologize to the old naughty boy."

Ling Muyun almost couldn't laugh out loud when he heard the words, what "Wu Shuang's saliva magical skill"?Isn't it just spitting? This is usually a child's trick. Whose children can't?Fortunately, he still has the nerve to say that there is no such thing as unparalleled and magical skills. Is there such a wonderful magical skill?

Just when Ling Muyun was secretly laughing, he heard Zhou Botong urging him repeatedly: "Apologize quickly, or I'll have to use my unrivaled saliva skills again!"

"Wait, let's have a good talk, don't spit at every turn, how unhygienic!" Seeing Zhou Botong pinching his waist and staring, his cheeks bulging, Ling Muyun was really afraid that he would spit at him again regardless. , waved his hands again and again.

Although it is said that a congenital expert who spits like a child's urchin does not have the style of a master, but Zhou Botong is a big urchin at all, he doesn't care about the style of a master, as long as he is happy, he can do anything come out!

Seeing Ling Muyun shrink back, Zhou Botong became even more proud: "If you apologize to me, I won't vomit. If you don't apologize, I will have to vomit all over my face! Tell you, I can spit, don't look at Huang Laoxie and the others. His martial arts are a little better than mine, but compared to spitting, he can't even lift the old urchin's shoes!"

Seeing Zhou Botong's smug face, Ling Muyun couldn't help secretly amused, pretending to be puzzled and asked: "Apology, what are you apologizing for? Why should I apologize to you?"

"You wronged the old naughty boy, shouldn't you apologize?"

"How did I wrong you?"

Zhou Botong's eyes widened in anger, and he pouted, "Old urchin's Nine Yin scriptures were handed over to me by my elder brother before he died, but you said I stole them from you. Isn't that wrong? What is it? You You wronged the old naughty boy, shouldn't you apologize to me?"

Ling Muyun shook his head: "Old naughty boy, you are not the only one who has the final say on this matter. You said that your senior brother gave you the Nine Yin Scriptures. Who knows if what you said is true or not? Are you lying? Lied to me?"

"You're talking nonsense, the old naughty boy didn't lie to you, this Nine Yin scriptures were taught to me by my senior brother!"

Ling Muyun said: "Old naughty boy, you naturally want to speak to yourself. Who knows if what you say is true or not? You want me to believe you unless you let me prove it!"

"How to prove it? Tell me quickly, tell me quickly!" Zhou Botong, who felt that he had been wronged, was about to die of grievance. When he heard Ling Muyun's words, he was immediately overjoyed and asked again and again.

"It's easy to distinguish this matter. You just need to bring me the Nine Yin Scripture in your hand, and let me see if it's the one I've read."

After a series of performances, Ling Muyun's fox tail finally showed. In the final analysis, he still had to read Zhou Botong's Nine Yin Manual.To say that the methods he used were not very clever, one could see through his tricks with a discerning eye, but it was enough to fool Zhou Botong.

"This……"

Zhou Botong couldn't help hesitating for a while. Although he was not smart enough, he had guarded the Nine Yin Manual for so many years, and he was extremely alert when it involved the Nine Yin Manual.

Seeing the hesitant look on Zhou Botong's face, Ling Muyun sneered: "What? Don't dare to show it to me? Are you afraid that I will recognize this book and you will be convicted of stealing it?"

"Nonsense, it's not!"

"Since it's not, why don't you dare to show it to me?"

"This..." Zhou Botong was speechless for a moment, because he didn't think about why he refused to show it to Ling Muyun. He just felt that it would be wrong to show Ling Muyun the Nine Yin Scriptures. As for what was wrong, he For a while, I couldn't figure it out.

"You said that this scripture was not the one you stole from me, but you refused to let me check it. Are you a guilty conscience and what is it?"

"You're talking nonsense, the old naughty boy is not guilty of a thief. I didn't steal it at all. Why should I be guilty?" Zhou Botong suddenly stopped, and hopped on the spot and shouted; "I... I was afraid that you would steal it Martial arts from above!"

"This book belongs to me. I have already practiced the martial arts in the book, so why do I need to learn it secretly? You are simply making excuses. If you say one thousand words and ten thousand, you are guilty of a guilty conscience!"

"Fart, fart, you're the one with a guilty conscience!" Zhou Botong stomped his feet angrily, and suddenly stuffed the Nine Yin Scriptures in his hand into Ling Muyun's arms, and said angrily, "Okay, I'll show you, let you read it." Check, see if it is yours, if not, you have to apologize to me!"

Seeing that Zhou Botong was really taken in, Ling Muyun couldn't help but a tricky smile flashed in his eyes, and said: "Okay, I will check carefully, if I really wronged you, I will naturally apologize to you."

"Hmph, I'll wait for you and see if you apologize when the time comes!" Zhou Botong said angrily with his arms folded.

Ling Muyun looked at the Nine Yin Scriptures in his hands, and couldn't help flashing a blaze of heat in his eyes. The Nine Yin Scriptures are known as the master outline of martial arts in the world of sculpture, how can it be taken lightly?Even though he has acquired several unique books, he still couldn't help being excited when he thought that he would be able to glimpse all the essence of the Nine Yin Scriptures immediately.

In order to prevent Zhou Botong from seeing his flaws, Ling Muyun took a deep breath to calm down his excitement, then opened the Nine Yin Manual in his hand, and began to read.

Because part of the first volume of the Nine Yin Scriptures has been recorded in the Chongyang Inscriptions, although Ling Muyun read it from the beginning, he did not read it carefully from the beginning. I flipped through the contents of the Bone Forging Chapter, and looked carefully at the contents that were not recorded in the Chongyang Relics.

At this time, Ling Muyun's memory was tested. Fortunately, because of time travel, Ling Muyun's memory was much stronger than that of his previous life. In addition, he had trained with a demon seed, and his mental strength was far beyond ordinary people. He already had the ability to never forget. He already knew half of the content in the first volume of the Nine Yin Scripture, so he didn't spend too much time.After all, there was an old urchin watching beside Jing, if he watched for too long, it would inevitably arouse Zhou Botong's suspicion.

Just like that, Zhou Botong who was next to him also urged him several times, but Ling Muyun stopped him on the grounds of careful inspection.Relying on his own photographic memory, Ling Muyun memorized the obscure and profound martial arts essence in less than a quarter of an hour.Uneasy, he recited silently several times in his heart, especially for the most important and most obscure Sanskrit outline, and after confirming that there were no mistakes or omissions, Ling Muyun was relieved.

With a sigh of relief, Ling Muyun closed the Nine Yin Scriptures in his hand.

In fact, Zhou Botong couldn't wait a long time ago. Seeing that Ling Muyun saw that the scriptures were closed, he knew that he had finished reading them, so he hurriedly asked: "How is it? This Nine Yin scriptures is not yours?"

Ling Muyun shook his head, and said: "That's right, old urchin, you really didn't steal this Nine Yin Manual from me. My Nine Yin Manual is the entire volume, unlike yours, where only the first volume is not. Scroll down."

While speaking, Ling Muyun opened the Nine-Yin Mantra in his hand, and pointed to the Sanskrit general outline recorded at the end: "Besides, the Nine-Yin Mantra I have learned does not have this ghost-drawing talisman. I really misunderstood you."

"What the hell is it? It's Sanskrit! Sanskrit, do you understand? I'm so ignorant, I don't even know this!"

Seeing that Ling Muyun admitted that he had wronged him, Zhou Botong trembled immediately, scorned Ling Muyun for a few words, then snatched the Nine Yin Scriptures from his hand, raised his disheveled head, and said in a low voice: "How about it, you know you have wronged me this time? It's time to apologize to my old urchin!"

Seeing that the old naughty boy looked triumphant as if he had won some kind of victory, he didn't know that the Nine Yin Scriptures he had painstakingly guarded for many years had already been admitted to school, Ling Muyun couldn't help snickering to himself, but on the surface he put on a slightly ashamed expression , said: "Old naughty boy, I wronged you, I hereby solemnly apologize to you."