Planar martial arts myth

() Zhou Botong burst into laughter immediately, and immediately pulled Ling Muyun to kneel and kowtow to Yaomeng.The two knelt side by side, and Zhou Botong said in a clear voice: "Cangyao is above and the earth is below. Today, my old naughty boy, Zhou Botong, married Ling Muyun to Jinlan. We will share the blessings and hardships in the future. If you violate this oath, teach me martial arts." It's all gone, even puppies and cats can't beat it." Ling Muyun couldn't help laughing at the strange oath he made.

Unexpectedly, Zhou Botong put on airs like an older brother, glared at him, and said, "What are you laughing at? Read along quickly."

Ling Muyun also recited it in the same way, and after making the oath, the two entered the ground with wine, and Ling Muyun paid homage to his brother, and the ceremony of sworn brotherhood was considered complete.

Seeing the success of his scheme, Zhou Botong couldn't help laughing, stretched out his hand to pick up the jug, poured out the wine and drank it himself.After drinking two cups, he curled his lips and said, "Huang Laoxie is too petty to drink such light wine. Only the good wine brought by a little girl that day tasted like wine, but it's a pity that she hasn't been drinking since then. coming."

Ling Muyun smiled slightly when he heard the words, and said: "Brother, you don't need to be upset, I guess there will be delicious food and wine delivered when the next meal is delivered."

"Oh?" Zhou Botong immediately became interested when he heard what Ling Muyun said, and jumped over to Ling Muyun's side and said, "Brother, how do you know that there will be delicious food and wine for the next meal?"

"Because I'm here."

"What's the matter with you here? Aren't you here now? What's so strange?"

Ling Muyun smiled slightly, and said, "Brother, do you know who the little girl who gave you wine was?"

"who is it?"

"She is Huang Rong, Island Master Huang's only daughter. Because the last time she came to bring you drinks and talk with you, Island Master Huang was upset and scolded her. As a result, she ran away from home in a fit of anger."

"No wonder that little girl hasn't come here again. Huang Laoxie is really careful. Didn't he just give me a bottle of wine for the old naughty boy and say a few words with me? Really..." Zhou Botong was indignant muttered.

When he thought that if Huang Yaoshi hadn't let Huang Rong run away in anger, Huang Rong might come to give him wine and talk to him, and the past few months might not be so lonely and boring, he felt even more angry, wishing he could Immediately go out and fight Huang Yaoshi.But thinking about it, it seemed that he couldn't beat Huang Yaoshi, so he had to put this thought away again.

"Wait, brother, you said that the girl from the Huang family ran away from home, and she will bring delicious food and drink to our next meal. Does it have anything to do with it?"

"Naturally it is related." Ling Muyun said with a smile, "After Rong'er ran away from home, I met my brother in the Kingdom of Jin. We fell in love at first sight and we fell in love with each other. Island Master Huang, who went out to look for her, followed Island Master Huang back to Peach Blossom Island, and I invited Qi Gong and his old family to help, and came to Peach Blossom Island to propose marriage to Island Master Huang."

"The food is not good this morning. It's because she didn't know that I would have dinner with you, big brother. When she knows that I have been here with big brother, she will definitely prepare wine and good food for us at the next meal. ..."

"Wait!" Zhou Botong suddenly stopped, looking at Ling Muyun with a rare serious face: "Brother, you said that you came to Peach Blossom Island to ask Huang Laoxie for marriage?"

Seeing Zhou Botong's appearance, Ling Muyun knew it was going to be bad. Apparently Zhou Botong still couldn't let go of Huang Yaoshi's 15-year imprisonment.But it's no wonder if you think about it, whoever has been imprisoned for more than ten years must be full of resentment, wishing to kill the other party to relieve the hatred in my heart!Although Zhou Botong is innocent and open-minded, the pain of 15 years of imprisonment obviously does not mean that he can be relieved, not to mention that he is still in prison until now!

But Ling Muyun also knew that this knot would have to be untied sooner or later, so he didn't hide it, nodded to Zhou Botong, and said: "That's right, brother, I came to Peach Blossom Island this time to propose marriage."

"Huang Laoxie promised you?"

"I have already agreed, but considering that Rong'er is still young, I haven't set a specific wedding date yet, and I plan to wait two years."

"What should I do!" Zhou Botong stomped his feet angrily when he heard the words, and turned around in circles with his hands behind his back, looking quite anxious.After turning around in the same place for a few times, he suddenly turned to Ling Muyun, and said with a serious face: "How about you, brother, cancel your marriage with the girl of the Huang family!"

Ling Muyun was slightly taken aback, unexpectedly Zhou Botong came up with such a bad move after wandering around for a long time, he shook his head repeatedly and said: "No, no, this is not allowed!"

"Why can't this work? What's the benefit of marrying a wife? Good brother, listen to me, it's better not to marry this wife."

Zhou Botong began to persuade Ling Muyun: "My good brother, let me tell you, after marrying a wife, there are many good kung fu that cannot be practiced. Isn't that a pity? I... I often regret it. If I hadn't lost How can Huang Laoxie ban me on this ghost island because I am a child and can't practice the powerful kung fu of my senior brother?"

"Let me tell you, women are the most troublesome thing. Once you get involved with women, you will definitely be distracted, and you will definitely not be able to practice well. This is just getting involved. If you really marry women into your home, then It's even more frightening. Oh, what a pity, what a pity! Back then, I was just... alas, that goes without saying."

"All in all, if a woman is entangled with you, you can't practice martial arts well, of course it's not good, but you still have to be sorry for your friends and offend senior brother, and you can't forget her, don't know what she is now... In short, women You can’t see her face, and you can’t touch her body even more. If you teach her acupuncture points and stroke her acupuncture points, you are being fooled... If you want to marry her, you must never..."

Ling Muyun listened to Zhou Botong nagging about all the disadvantages of marrying a wife, and there were some random words mixed in, knowing that he was hurt by the scene, thinking of himself, and recalling the matter between him and Yinggu .Therefore, he didn't make any noise and let him talk to himself there, and then he even picked up his job and started to eat.

While talking, Zhou Botong saw that Ling Muyun didn't express anything, and even picked up his rice bowl and ate. Obviously he was not moved by his persuasion, so he changed the subject, stopped talking about his own affairs, and began to criticize Huang Rong again: "Good brother, although Huang Laoxie's daughter is beautiful, but since she is Huang Laoxie's daughter, she must be full of evil spirits like Huang Laoxie. Women are the most troublesome things. Isn't she such a woman? What's more troublesome? If you really marry her, you won't have to practice martial arts all day long..."

Listening to Zhou Botong's constant talk about Huang Rong's badness, Ling Muyun couldn't bear to listen anymore, so he interrupted: "Okay, brother, eat quickly, or you will be cold if you don't eat."

"Listen to me, when can't you eat? If you don't eat a meal, you won't die of starvation!"

Seeing Ling Muyun's behavior like this, Zhou Botong became a little angry, and in a fit of anger stretched out his hand to snatch the job bowl from Ling Muyun's hand, shaking his hands to throw it away.

"Brother, take it back, I haven't finished eating yet!"

Ling Muyun stretched out his hand to grab it, he was only half full now, if Zhou Botong lost his job, would he still eat?

But the job is in Zhou Botong's hands, it is not so easy to get it back.Seeing that Ling Muyun's palm was about to catch the side of the bowl, Zhou Botong's arm moved sideways like lightning, and immediately let Ling Muyun's palm fall into the air.

As soon as the grasp failed, Ling Muyun flipped his wrist, and his palm drew a strange trajectory in the air. His fingers clasped towards Zhou Botong's wrist like the wind, but he used a catch technique in the Da Fu Mo Fist.Although Da Fu Mo Fist is called boxing, as a superior martial art recorded in the Nine Yin Scriptures, it not only has boxing styles, but also includes palms, grasping hands and other moves, but mostly boxing moves.

Zhou Botong couldn't help but chuckle, he is a great expert in martial arts, so he can naturally see the subtlety of Ling Muyun's move.The old naughty boy is so fond of martial arts that he can't help but dislike superb martial arts and extraordinary moves. When he saw Ling Muyun's exquisite capture techniques, he was not in a hurry to throw away his job, so he used his job as bait to fight with Ling Muyun.

Ling Muyun snatched the bowl, but Zhou Botong refused to give it to him, both of them were amazing, the fight was brilliant, those who knew it was for a bowl of rice, those who didn't know thought it was some kind of treasure.

However, the subordinates of both sides also have a sense of proportion, they just competed in moves, and did not use their true strength.If it wasn't so, with the strength of both of them, the force of the strong wind that burst out from the fight would be enough to smash the ordinary porcelain bowl to pieces, so what else is there to grab?

At the beginning, Ling Muyun was just trying to get back his job and continue to eat, but after a few tricks, his enthusiasm was also aroused. He wanted to see how high the old naughty boy's kung fu was. Exercising them, the Great Fumo Fist, Orchid Brushing Hand, Luoying Divine Sword Palm, Flick of Fingers, Iron Palm, Nine Yin and White Bone Claws... Except for the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms, Ling Muyun has used all means.

Not using the Eighteen Dragon Palms is not Ling Muyun's intentional concession, but because the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms pay attention to the strength of the palms, and pay more attention to the application of power, but in terms of moves, they are back to basics and ordinary, not infused with true strength Not enough to display its power.But once he pours his true strength, let alone whether he can win against Zhou Botong, his job will be lost in the first place.

The old naughty boy Zhou Botong became happier the more he fought, the merrier the more he fought. He really didn't expect that his little brother, who was shamelessly sworn in, would know so many exquisite martial arts. Some of these martial arts he knew, and some he didn't. But whether they know it or not, they are all first-class martial arts in the world.

For Zhou Botong, who loves martial arts and becomes obsessed, it is tantamount to discovering a great treasure. He was so excited that he almost jumped up. .