Planar martial arts myth

Seeing Ah Zi pointing at Sang and scolding Huai, the store clerk laughed inwardly, but after all Ling Muyun is also a customer, how dare he agree?Immediately laughed and said: "It's my body that stinks, of course it's my body that stinks, girl, you should be careful what you say, it doesn't matter if you say that villains are not important, but don't accidentally offend other guests."

"What's the matter? If I offend someone, can you beat me to death with one palm?" Ah Zi curled her lips, held up a piece of beef with her chopsticks as she spoke, took a bite, spit it out before chewing it, and shouted: "Oh, this beef is sour, it's not beef, it's human flesh, you sell human flesh, black shop, black shop!"

The store clerk panicked immediately, and hurriedly said: "Oh, girl, please do me a favor, don't make trouble, this is fresh yellow beef, how can it be human flesh? How can human flesh have such a thick texture? How can it have such a bright red color? ?”

AhZi immediately hit the snake on the stick and shouted: "Okay, you know the texture and color of human flesh, let me ask you, how many people have you killed in your shop?"

The store clerk hurriedly said: "Girl, you can't take this kind of joke. The small store is a time-honored brand in Changtai Town. It has been open for more than 60 years. How can there be any reason for killing and selling human flesh? Besides, the young ones are all peaceful people. How dare you kill someone!"

Seeing that the shop assistant was terribly frightened, Ah Zi snorted and said, "Well, even if it's not human flesh, it's still stinky stuff, only fools eat it. Ouch, why are my boots so dirty? There's a lot of dirt on them. "

As she spoke, she directly grabbed a large piece of deliciously cooked braised beef from the plate, and wiped it off the leather boot of her left foot.During this journey, her boots were covered with dust, but after she wiped them, the dust was gone, and the beef fat was coated on the leather boots, which was a mark of time.

When the shop clerk saw that she was using the beef cooked by the master in the kitchen to wipe her boots, he was heartbroken and stood aside, sighing uncontrollably.

Ah Zi asked: "Why are you sighing?"

The shop clerk said: "The braised beef in the small shop has always been regarded as the best in Changtai Town. If you mention it within a hundred miles, everyone will stick their thumbs up and swallow their throats, but the girl brought it. Boots, this... this..."

Ah Zi glared at him and said, "What is this?"

The store clerk took a look at the braised beef that was already covered in mud, and said, "It seems to be a little bit wronged."

But Ah Zi said: "You said you wronged my boots? The beef is from a cow, and the leather boots are also from a cow, so it's nothing wrong. Hey, what other special dishes do you have in your shop? Tell me something. listen."

"The specialty dishes of the shop, besides the braised chicken and braised beef, are carp with distiller's lees, white-cut lamb, and sauced pork..."

AhZi nodded and said, "Very good, cook three pots of each dish for me."

The shop clerk said: "Girl, you want to taste the taste, I think one pot of each is enough..."

Ah Ci said with a serious face, "I said three pots are three pots, can you control it?"

The shop clerk said: "Yes, yes!" He stretched his voice, and shouted: "Three pots of distiller's lees and carp! Three pots of white-cut lamb..."

Ling Muyun watched from the sidelines, knowing that the little girl was clearly messing with the shop assistant, but in fact she wanted to tease him to intervene, so he ignored her immediately and ate and drank on his own.

After a while, the sauced pork was brought up first, and Ah Zi ordered: "I don't want some people who are as stubborn as iron cocks, keep one pot of this sauced pork with me, and send the other pot to that young master. Put another pot on the opposite table, put bowls and chopsticks on it, and pour good wine."

The store clerk wondered: "Why, girl, are there any customers?"

Ah Zi glared at him, and said: "You are so talkative, be careful I will cut your tongue!"

The shop clerk stuck out his tongue and said with a smile, "Want to cut off a small tongue? Hehe, I'm afraid the girl doesn't have the ability."

Ling Muyun couldn't help but glanced at the clerk, thinking that if you talk to this little witch like this, aren't you asking for a dead end?With this little witch's temper, I'm not sure how to treat you for a while! [

After a while, carp with distiller's lees, white-cut lamb, etc. were brought up one after another, each in three pots, one for Ling Muyun, one for Ah Zi, and one for another table.

Ling Muyun didn't refuse anyone who came, and ate them one by one, while Ah Zi only tasted one chopstick from each pot, saying that it was rotten or smelly, and even said that it was not for human food, and it was only for pigs and dogs. If you want to eat and so on, then grab lamb, carp, and pork to wipe your boots.Although the shop clerk was heartbroken, there was nothing he could do.

Ling Muyun, on the other hand, was eating and drinking, while waiting patiently. Since Ah Zi, the little witch, ordered the store clerk to set up another table, she must not be targeting her. It is very likely that someone will come in a while, and most likely it will be the disciple of the Xingxiu Sect who arrested her. .

After all, she herself is a disciple of the Xingxiu Sect, so she must know the methods of the Xingxiu Sect's disciples the most, but if someone from the Xingxiu Sect finds her nearby, it won't be surprising if she finds any clues.

After a while, when Ling Muyun was half full, he suddenly saw the curtain of the hotel lifted, and a man in a cotton gown came in from the outside. He was about forty years old, and his ears were hanging down. A shining golden ring with a lion's nose and wide mouth, with a rather fierce and strange appearance, obviously not a person from Middle Earth.

This person entered the hotel and saw A'Zi, he was slightly startled, he couldn't help showing a happy face, he wanted to speak, but he held back, and sat down at a table.

Ling Muyun's heart moved, and he knew that this person was probably a disciple of the Xingxiu Sect. Seeing that this person walked steadily and breathed well, and his martial arts were not bad, but he didn't know how high this person could rank among the disciples of the Xingxiu Sect. With such kung fu, he would have to look at the Xingxiu faction differently.

Just when Ling Muyun's thoughts were turning, Ah Zi said to the man: "There is wine and meat, why don't you eat it?"

The snub-nosed man saw an empty table full of food and wine, and said, "Is it for me? Thank you, Junior Sister."

While speaking, he walked over and sat down, took a small golden handle knife from his arms, cut the beef, and honestly grabbed it with his hands and ate it. After eating a few pieces of meat, he had to drink a glass of wine. His behavior was very barbaric. However, his capacity for alcohol is not weak. After a while, he ate less than half of a few dishes and drank up a pot of wine.

Seeing that snub-nosed man drank a pot of wine, AhZi called the clerk over and told him: "You take this glass of wine to that old man to drink."

While speaking, she saw her put a pair of white hands into the wine glass in front of her, stirred it a few times to wash off the greasy gravy on her hands, then turned the wine glass outwards, signaling the shop assistant to take it away.

The shop clerk hesitated, thinking that you already use this wine as handwashing water, can you still drink it?I'm really going to take it to others, and I don't have to be scolded!

Seeing him hesitating, Ah Zi urged impatiently: "Hurry up and take it, I'm still waiting for a drink."

The shop clerk smiled and said, "Miss, you are here again, you have already touched this glass of wine, how can you still drink it?"

AhZi raised her face and said, "Who said you can't drink it? Do you think my hands are dirty? In this way, if you take a sip of wine, I'll give you a piece of silver. Do you want to drink it?"

As she spoke, she took out a silver ingot from her bosom and put it on the table.

The store clerk looked at it and saw that the ingot of silver ingot was worth two taels. He was overjoyed and said, "Two taels of silver for a sip of wine? That's great! Don't say that the girl only washes her hands, she just washes her feet. Water, I drank it too."

While speaking, the clerk picked up the wine glass and poured it into his mouth, as if he was afraid that the other party would change his words later and not give the money.

However, just as soon as the wine was in his mouth, the clerk seemed to have been burned by a branding iron, and immediately sprayed out the wine he drank into his mouth with a "wow", put down the wine glass, jumped up and screamed, screaming in pain Mother, the first two yells were clear, but then they became more and more vague, as if the tongue was swollen.

When Ah Zi lured the clerk to drink with money, Ling Muyun knew it was not good, just like interjecting to remind the clerk, but he didn't expect to be stunned, and before Ling Muyun could figure out what to say, the clerk was already busy drinking I drank it.

The shopkeeper, the person in charge of the spoon, the fireman, and other shop assistants in the hotel all rushed over when they heard the shouts, and asked, "What's the matter? What's the matter with you?"

The clerk pulled his cheek with both hands, he couldn't speak anymore, he stuck out his tongue, only to see that his tongue was swollen three times bigger than normal, his whole body was black, obviously he had been poisoned.

When everyone saw the strange shape of the shop assistant's tongue, they didn't panic, they opened their mouths and shouted: "What kind of poison did you encounter?" Was it bitten by a scorpion? "Ouch, this is terrible, hurry up, go and call the doctor!"...

The store clerk pointed at Ah Zi, everyone was puzzled, they saw him suddenly walking in front of her, kneeling on the ground, kowtowing "dongdongdong".

Ah Zi smiled and said: "Oh, I can't take it seriously, what are you doing? Are you asking me? What do you want from me?"

The shop assistant suddenly raised his head, pointed at his tongue, and kowtowed again.

AhZi smiled and said, "Ah, I understand, you want me to treat you, don't you?"

The shop clerk sweated profusely from the pain, nodded repeatedly, scratched his body with both hands, kowtowed and cupped his hands to Ah Zi.

"You begged me to treat you, so don't blame me when the time comes!"

A'Zi giggled coquettishly, stretched her hand into her bosom, and also took out a small golden handle knife, which was exactly the same as the knife held by the lion-nosed man, with a wave of the golden knife in her hand, there was a soft "chi" sound, and his tongue was dusted Cut off a short section.

The onlookers screamed in fright, and saw blood gushing from the shop assistant's severed tongue, but the blood flowed out, and the poison was relieved, and the pain on the tongue disappeared immediately, and the swelling subsided in a short while.AhZi took out a small bottle from his bosom, uncorked the bottle, picked some yellow medicine powder with his little fingernail, on his tongue, the blood flowed from the wound immediately.

The store clerk got up from the ground and looked at Ah Zi, neither daring to be angry, nor willing to thank him, his expression was extremely awkward, but he didn't know what to say, "You...you..." because his tongue was cut off After a while, the speech became unclear.

Seeing the appearance of the store clerk, Ah Zi couldn't help giggling coquettishly, dimpled like a flower: "What did you just say? It seemed to say, 'You want to cut off a small tongue? I'm afraid the girl doesn't have the ability.' Isn't it? You kowtowed and begged me to cut it later, so let me ask you, girl, do I have the ability?" (To be continued. Please search, the novel is better and updated faster!)