Love is cold and seldom: contract wife is difficult to marry

"Yan Shao, you bastard man, do you know that at the wine table just now, you didn't behave like a man at all, okay..." Ke Ke, who was drunk for the first time, leaned weakly all over her body. On Yan Shao's body, if Yan Shao hadn't supported her with his arms, she might have sat or lay down on the ground.

Yan Shao looked at her drunken eyes, and after confirming that she was really drunk, he asked with a smile: "I was originally a man, why don't I look like a man?"

"You are not, you are not, okay!" Ke Ke retorted dissatisfiedly, "Ordinary men will not let their female partners get drunk, and will take the initiative to block them, but you ignore me and just look at me. It's a joke...Are you still a man like this?"

"Hehe, if I don't give you this chance, when will you know how much you drink!" Yan Shao didn't know what was wrong with him. After knowing that she was really drunk, he lost all guard , even made a joke with her.

"Cut!" Ke Ke didn't believe his nonsense, stood up unsteadily, pushed him, and walked forward in the 'straight line' he thought.

"You can't believe a word of a man's words. This is what Lili told me."

Yan Shao raised his eyebrows, smiled at her crooked walk, and walked behind her.

"Lili? Could it be that she was abandoned by a man before, why is she so hostile to men!"

"Nonsense!" Ke Ke turned around abruptly, narrowing her eyes and staring at him, "Man, let me tell you, you are not allowed to say a bad word about Li Li, Li Li is the best and best person in the world to me, I will not You are allowed to say that to her."

"Oh, the best and best person for you! Then you believe everything she says, whether she lies to you or not, right?" Yan Shao felt a little confused about the feelings between girls.

What does it mean to completely trust the other party, fully protect the other party, and stand up for the other party, but who knows whether the other party really treats you sincerely!Can feelings trump all facts?

In the end, Yan Shao summed up a sentence in the midst of entanglement: Girls are so troublesome!

"Huh????" Ke Ke was confused, walked up to Yan Shao swaying left and right, and asked, "When did Lili lie to me, why didn't I know?"

"Eh..." Young Master Yan could only laugh dryly. If he wanted to lie to you, would he let you know that he is not a fool!

"Hey, bastard man, tell me, when did Lili lie to me?" Ke Ke asked persistently.

"Now you have to ask Lili, how do I know if she has lied to you, and I didn't lie to you." Yan Shao took her hand impatiently and dragged her forward.

It's a bit too indecent for her to hang around in the street like this.

"Ah, ah, wait, don't walk so fast, and don't walk in a curve, it's so dizzy!" For Coco, the current straight line is a curve, and the curve he walks is a straight line.

"Khan, you are drunk, so don't comment on others casually. I'm walking in a straight line. It's you who can't tell the difference, okay!" Yan Shao was angry.

If he had known that she looked like this when she was drunk, he wouldn't have laughed at her just now if he was beaten to death. She talked more than the eighth woman by the side of the road!

"I'm not drunk, whoever said I was drunk, who said that!" Ke Ke's drunken madness really made people speechless, unexpectedly so stubborn.

"I said it!" Yan Shao raised a finger and threatened viciously: "Lin Keke, let me tell you, if you can't shut up before you fall asleep, be careful that I will throw you on the road, and you will Sleep on the road overnight!"

"Which road?" Coco asked, blinking her eyes very cutely, even her eyes were so cute.

'Hoo~~Hoo~~' Yan Shao inhaled, exhaled, then inhaled, exhaled again, until after doing this five or six times, he felt that his emotions were more stable.

"Of course there are tigers, hungry wolves, and lions on the road!" Yan Shao smiled so coldly, is he the embodiment of a devil?

After Ke Ke was stunned for a few seconds, she suddenly yelled, threw herself on Yan Shao, and grabbed him tightly, "No, I don't want to sleep on that kind of road, I don't want to sleep, I'm afraid, woo, I'm afraid!"

"Oh, since you're scared, why don't you talk so much!" Yan Shaoxiao succeeded in his trick, patted her on the head lightly, and led her back.

On this big night, both of them drank and couldn't drive, so they had to walk back.

"Asshole man, I won't say it anymore, please don't say it anymore, don't throw me on that kind of road, I'm afraid of those things." Coco shrank his head in fear.

"Well, don't worry, as long as you don't talk anymore, I won't throw you away."

"But..." Ke Ke suddenly stretched her neck, still confused and asked: "But, why do I just feel that the road we are walking is a curve, not a straight line at all, isn't it a waste of time to walk home like this?"

God!

Yan Shao looked up at the sky helplessly.

This woman's alcohol madness is really different from others!It can kill people's anger!

"You still said, be careful that I will really drop you." There is no way, let's threaten again!

"I don't need to say it, but I just don't understand it. If you don't believe me, look at it!" Ke Ke pulled him, really intending to use the actual situation to prove that they are walking a curve, not a straight line.

Patience, I'm patient, there's no need to argue so much with a drunkard, it's really not necessary!

But Ke Ke's appearance really made him speechless, he couldn't ignore her current appearance, but what could he do, he couldn't let himself get drunk too, a man and a woman were playing drunk together on the street, like that, the newspaper tomorrow morning The headlines of the newspaper are news about his Yan family.

"Miss Lin Keke, okay, I admit that we are following a curve, so you can go home with me!" Yan Shao seems to be too hard, so let's be soft, and treat children with the attitude For her, it should be fine!

"But..." Ke Ke suddenly wrinkled her face, squatted down, grabbed her ankle, and said pitifully, "But my foot hurts, so I don't want to go."

"What!" I can't take it anymore, I really can't take it anymore, does she want him to carry her on her back!

"My feet hurt, I can't walk!" Ke Ke repeated loudly.

"Throw away the foot, it won't hurt that way, and we can go home earlier." It's over, it's over, what is he talking about, he is really confused.

Ke Ke raised her small mouth and shook her head, "I can't throw it away, I can't bear it, you carry me on your back."

"No, resolutely don't do it!" Yan Shao turned his head and walked forward, how could he do such a shameful thing.

"Wow..." Keke burst into tears regardless, still yelling in his mouth: "Asshole man, you are not a man, it's fine if you don't help others to block the drink, and don't care about others, do they really hurt their feet? Does your foot really hurt...Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"