Mixed Cultivation Records

Chapter [-]_[-] Little Witch Biyun

Just when the baby carp was about to enter the water and the flying sword of the woman in Tsing Yi was about to slash it, the water dragon, having recovered its breath, rolled up a huge water knife and slashed at the bottom of the baby carp. Considering the attack of the water dragon, the water knife hit the baby carp in a blink of an eye. In an instant, the scales of the baby carp fell off with a lot of blood. The blood stained a large area of ​​water, and the body of the baby carp was also hit by a huge impact. The force hit it and flew tens of feet high, but it cut off the escape route.

At the same time, the flying sword of the woman in Tsing Yi also slashed down, and the emerald green sword energy pierced through the silver net and slashed at the head of the baby carp beast. .A huge amount of blood stained most of the river red, reflecting the setting sun, and there was endless sadness. Li Yi was startled. He watched the battle hungry for nearly half a day, and his stomach is still empty.

Just when Li Yi was in a trance, he saw the woman in Tsing Yi wave her right hand and the whole body of the baby carp disappeared out of thin air, "I x, the legendary storage ring, judging by the posture of this beauty, she probably has one left hand and one right hand, slanderous people`”

"Little thing, have you seen enough and don't want to come out? Are you afraid that I will eat you?" The woman in Tsing Yi looked at Li Yi's hiding place with a playful smirk on her face;

There was no other way but to bite the bullet and come out with a shy smile on his face. In a blink of an eye, the beautiful woman in Tsing Yi was already standing in front of him, looking him up and down with interest. Li Yi felt terrified when he saw him. Consciously stretched out his right hand and scratched his head.

"Eh, this lady, oh no `beauty``````What is the important thing for the fairy to come out?" Li Yi finally positioned the title of the woman in front of him as a fairy, and the beauty in Tsing Yi laughed even more. After the demure like a fairy just now, "Do you think I look like a lady?"

As soon as this remark came out, Li Yi burst into laughter on the spot, "I wonder if this lady will come out?" Li Yi thought in a bad mood.

The beauty in Tsing Yi seemed to sense from his reaction that the title Miss seemed a bit inappropriate, but she couldn't figure out what was inappropriate, so she immediately said angrily, "What are you laughing at, be careful, I'll break you, throw it into the river to feed you bastards"

But Li Yi was not nervous, because there was no hostility on this woman's face, at most she was more interested in the title of Miss he just said, and wanted to make things difficult for him.

Uh, this ```you look so good-looking." This guy can't open the pot and lift the pot.

But the woman in Tsing Yi suddenly turned into a smile when she heard what he said, and she was not angry anymore.

"Haha silly boy, do you think sister looks good there?" After speaking, he swayed his willow waist and straightened his chest, with an expectant look on his face.

No wonder, this woman has been practicing in the sect, and the disciples of this sect are respectful and respectful to her when they see her, and they can be said to be terrified of her. Recently, she was able to come out to practice after a breakthrough in skill. Only then did the monster hold back the mood of traveling around, and worked hard to wait in this Suli River for three years. Li Yi can be said to be the first stranger she met after going down the mountain.

It was the first time to hear someone praise her for being beautiful, of course she was ecstatic.

But now Li Yi was taken aback by her ever-changing face, and didn't know what to say.

"Hmph | So you're playing tricks on me, right? You little liar, let's see how this fairy will teach you a lesson."

As he spoke, with a wave of his hand, Li Yi's body below his head became uncontrollable and stiffened.

It took only a while for Li Yi to be called a little thing, a silly boy, and now a little liar.Life is hard`````

"My sister is beautiful there, so ``` forgot to answer just now." It fell into the hands of this little witch, life-saving is the most important thing, and the mouth must be sweet, Li Yi thought so;

"Little brother's mouth is so sweet, is sister really so beautiful?" Although he said so, his face was full of joy and confidence.

"What I said is sincere. My sister is the most beautiful woman I have ever seen." After seeing her smile sweeter and more beautiful, Li Yi felt relieved. A happy woman will have a surprisingly good temper. This little life was saved.

"Forget it, I'm too lazy to play tricks with you little rascal, now I'm asking you, you have to answer honestly, otherwise, hum ```" The girl in Tsing Yi shook the sword in front of Li Yi's eyes, and threatened bitterly` ``

"This flying sword is so beautiful, what's its name?" Li Yi asked before she could speak.

"This flying sword is named Biying, and it is a rare Nine Heavens Divine Weapon in the world. It is absolutely like chopping melons and vegetables against ordinary magic weapons," the beauty in Tsing Yi said proudly.

"What's your sister's name?" Li Yi continued to ask

"Listen well, sister, my name is Biyun, you have to remember, otherwise I will punish you."

"Hey, stop" Biyun realized that she had been fooled ````

"No, it seems that I am asking you? You tortured me first, you cunning little rascal```"

"I'll ask you from now on, don't interrupt, don't ask me first, you must answer me honestly!"

"What's your name?" The woman in Tsing Yi began to ask.

"My name is Li Yi, sister```" Li Yi just wanted to continue to play, but was interrupted by the flying sword of Biying flying in front of him, "It seems that the strategy of pouring ecstasy soup will not work," Li Yi thought to himself.

"What are you doing here? How did you come here? How could you appear here with your negligible cultivation?"

So Hu Liyi's version of Adventures began to spread in this Suli River, full of witty words, adding oil and vinegar, and intentionally or unintentionally adding some of the TV series I learned in the world I was in before;

Biyun has never heard such a wonderful story, she was so happy that her delicate body trembled,

Li Yi's life is still hanging in the hands of the little witch, and he is trying very hard to deceive the little witch.

In fact, the most important thing is that the little witch likes to be cheated by him.

Li Yi told her again that he followed the old Taoist to explore the forest, but he didn't tell her about his crossing, and Biyun didn't believe it.

Li Yi told the little witch all the truth about his origins, and then continued to wait for the witch's torture. After waiting for a while, he realized that Biyun looked at him blankly, as if hoping that he would continue to speak. "Did she see that I was playing tricks on her?" Li Yi thought vaguely in his heart.

I stayed for a while under the expectant eyes of the witch

Li Yi couldn't help but smiled wryly at the little witch, "Sister, my body is numb, why don't you undo the curse on me?"

"Have you finished?" the witch asked

"It's over," Li Yi said, "It's not over yet" I can deceive myself after checking, "Li Yi felt helpless.

The witch relieved Li Yi's curse with a wave of her hand. Just as she was about to continue inquiring, she suddenly heard a cooing sound from someone.

Seeing Li Yi's embarrassment, Mo Nuzhuo smiled, but did not continue to tease him.

With a wave of his hand, the half body of the baby carp beast that had just been killed appeared in front of Li Yi, and then lazily said to Li Yi, "I will deliver the food, and you are in charge of the barbecue, how about it?" The little witch showed a look of expectation, obviously She also craves food.

"Deal" Li Yi said briskly, ````It would be a ghost if there is no deal.

"Are you okay?" the little witch asked suspiciously.

"Just wait and see." Mr. Li was on the verge of exploding.

But it's no wonder that the little witch is looking forward to this barbecue meal so much. She hasn't eaten cooked food for nearly three years. Although she can also hunt and kill wild animals for food, she doesn't know how to barbecue; she can only pick some wild fruits to eat , Of course, some people also ask, can't a cultivator not eat the grain, eat the wind and drink the dew````.

High-level cultivators can do this, {Of course, if Li Yi’s current minor cultivation base is Bigu, he must go to see Marx within ten days} But that refers to necessary conditions, such as retreating, etc., otherwise there is no People deliberately do such stupid things as eating wind and drinking dew. Have you ever seen someone who likes to drink northwest wind?After all, cultivators still have desires, but compared to secular people, their desires are bigger;

Ordinary people’s desires are nothing more than money, status and beautiful women, {Of course women can also have desires for men``````quack} ​​Isn’t it just spiritual desires such as love, career, etc. ````` Cultivators are even more greedy , Almost all want to live forever, all want to have the supernatural power to destroy the world, how can a person who has no desire cultivate, it is better to find a place and wait for death```

In a short time, Li Yi had found a pile of wood grains, and cut off a large piece of baby carp meat with a flying sword, divided it into five or six pieces, washed them in the Suli River, and cut them off with sharpened tree sticks. Put it on and start his barbecue journey.

After a while, the golden roasted meat gave off a chime-like aroma, which diffused around, and Biyun swallowed unconsciously, "Gudu".

Looking at Li Yizhuo's smiling face, the witch gritted her teeth in hatred

"Aren't you alright?" She thought he was playing tricks on her.

"It will be ready soon?" Li Yi replied with interest, "This woman is really not easy to serve."

After a while, Li Yi handed a relatively small piece of barbecue to the woman, and the woman immediately became unhappy.

Li Yi hurriedly explained, "The small ones are easier to bake and take less time, and the others are not cooked yet."

The witch glared at him coquettishly, took it happily, and bit it with her mouth open.

"Ah````````" A woman's cry spread far away, followed by a man's roar "Ah```````" This time it spread farther.

"How dare you play me?" the woman said angrily;

"You are an idiot and blame me." The man was also angry

"Wuwu`````, you are fierce to me, my mother is gone, and my father doesn't love me anymore, you ``` you are still fierce to me." In an instant, the witch Lihua burst into tears.

"Eh, I'm sorry, I didn't do it on purpose ```````" Li Yi started his first battle to coax a woman in two lives, and finally swore, coaxed, and abducted by Li Moumou````` Is there anyone who is kidnapped?" The witch finally smiled through tears

"This woman is really a strange thing, so troublesome````" Li's heart beat

Finally, in an almost harmonious and ambiguous atmosphere, the two hungry wolf men and women started their picnic.The two who were devouring suddenly stopped, and looked at the last piece of barbecue at the same time.

"Eat it, I'll bake some more"

"I'm not hungry anymore, you can eat." The woman said weakly, saying that she was not hungry, which meant that she was not full.

Li Yi ignored her and started cutting meat again. The witch stared at his busy back, her eyes gradually misted.

Li Yi glanced back, "No, I'm about to cry again, I'm so hungry," but this time the witch just stared at him blankly, and didn't start crying, so Li felt relieved.

When Li Yi finished roasting the meat again, the witch finished eating the barbecue with tears in her eyes. Li Yi wondered, "Is the meat I roasted this time so unpalatable? Could it be that I put too much salt?" To prove it, someone Li I took a bite and tasted it slowly```I didn’t find any abnormalities, but I didn’t dare to ask the witch, {for fear that she would start crying}

After the two of them had finished their barbecue, it was already dark. It seemed that they could not continue their journey today. They had no choice but to camp on the spot, and the witch had no intention of leaving. Li Yi could only sit by the fire and take a nap {hehe, yd}, while the witch was staring at the river in a daze, not knowing what she was thinking.

"Hey, can't you just say something?" Biyun Witch asked.

"Eh, the weather is really nice today," Li Yi sighed.

"Heck, can't you say something else?" Seeing Li Yi's funny expression, Biyun Witch couldn't help laughing.

"Then what do you want to hear?" Li Yi said a standard earth dialect {don't ask me which dialect I speak, I don't know much}

"What? What do you mean?" Biyun Witch asked imitating Li Yi's dialect.

"What is the meaning of ```"

"Oh,"

"Why don't I tell you to listen, I really don't know who you are? Don't you just talk, and you still have a dead face."

"Then you start, I'll listen." Li Yi said expressionlessly

Biyun witch thought for a long time, her small mouth was about to open and close, as if she was trying to say something.

Li Yi looked at her strangely, and slowly the mist in his eyes became heavier and heavier, Li Yi was shocked, "Crying again???"

"Don't cry, please, don't cry, little aunt, please don't cry anymore," Li Yifei said quickly

"Wow```````" Listening to classmate Li's lack of guidance, the witch cried even more, and finally the storm came.

After half an hour of venting and the unremitting efforts of Mr. Li, Suli River Hope finally calmed down.

After the turmoil, Li Yi felt sore in his heart - he was sorely cried by the witch. I really don't know how much grievance and heartache this powerful little witch has.Li Yi couldn't find the words to explain her for a while, so he chose to remain silent.The Biyun Witch was crying so hard that she couldn't breathe, and she was crying so loudly just now, she was too embarrassed to speak, so the two started the journey of silence again.

"Let's drink a bar, do you know how to drink?" The witch first broke the deadlock of silence, but what she said surprised Li Yi a little.

"You're not a drunkard, are you, little witch?" Li Yi boldly called Biyun the little witch.When the little witch came out, Li Yi broke into a cold sweat.

"Isn't he?" The completely different reaction, someone was shocked.

"I just saw you guys drink alcohol before, and you seem to enjoy it, so I want to try it." The witch seemed to realize that it was wrong, so she didn't continue to use the title of "other".