Harvesting Yin
Chapter 136 Shit
"Brother Zhao, didn't you have something to say just now? It's okay, just say it."
Seeing his silence, Lian Qing thought he was thinking about how to speak, so she couldn't help smiling and said softly.
"Oh, that's right." Zhao Xun pretended to hesitate, hesitating, "Junior Sister Lian, I...I want to kiss your face."
When Lian Qing heard this, her face flushed immediately, and she lowered her head tightly.
Zhao Xun was delighted in his heart, but his face pretended to be panic, and said: "Junior Sister, don't get me wrong, I have fallen in love with you since the first time I saw you, now that I am so close to you, looking at your red face, I really couldn't help it... I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I know I shouldn't be delusional."
Lian Qing raised her head, with shyness in her eyes, looked at him, and said softly: "Brother Zhao, you have come to Luohuayuan this time, have you ever found a woman you like?"
Zhao Xun was slightly stunned, then nodded quickly, and said: "Of course I found it, Lian Senior Sister is the person I like the most, and I can't tolerate other women in my heart."
"Really?" Lian Qing said sweetly, raising her flushed cheeks.
With a sincere face, Zhao Xun raised his finger and said, "Of course it is true. If Junior Sister Lian doesn't believe it, I swear it is right now."
Lian Qing was full of happiness, and said with a smile: "Brother, you don't have to swear, I believe in you."
Zhao Xun put down his hand, smiled, and said cautiously: "Then... junior sister, can I kiss you?"
Lian Qing's eyes were full of shyness, she nodded, and slowly closed her eyes.
A look of joy appeared in Zhao Xun's eyes, and he looked at the beautiful girl who was close at hand.His eyes were closed tightly, his black eyelashes trembling, waiting for his own kiss.His heart was filled with excitement.
"Junior sister, I want to kiss."
He swallowed hard, with salivation all over his face, he leaned close to Lian Qing's cheek, and was about to kiss her excitedly, when the flowers next to him suddenly moved.A mass of things "swish" and rushed towards his face!
"Snapped!"
His face darkened, and he reached out and grabbed the ball directly, with a sneer on his face.Just as he was about to speak, a strong stench came to his nostrils.
"It stinks!" Just when Lian Qing was about to lose her mind, she suddenly smelled this smell, and her expression changed.Almost threw up.
"Brother Zhao. What are you holding in your hand?" She asked with a frown.
Zhao Xun looked suspicious, and slowly opened his palm, and a lump of shit that he squeezed suddenly appeared in front of the two of them!
"Fuck!"
Zhao Xun suddenly screamed, his face changed drastically!
Like a cat whose tail had been stepped on, he jumped up and frantically flicked his palms, trying to get rid of the stinking shit.
Yet the shit was thick and even.Extremely sticky, it stuck tightly to his palm.No matter how he jumped up and down, screaming again and again, he still remained motionless, reluctant to get down.
"what--"
The stench became stronger and stronger, making him dizzy. While screaming with disgust on his face, he jumped on his feet, which looked extremely funny.
"Junior Sister Lian, quickly bring me a handkerchief!" He caught a glimpse of Lian Qing who was stunned, and suddenly had a thought, and rushed towards her.
Lian Qing turned pale, hurriedly took out a white handkerchief and threw it to him, saying: "Brother, don't panic, it's okay, there is a stream over there."
Zhao Xun took the handkerchief, wiped it vigorously, and finally wiped off the stubborn shit in his palm, and the white handkerchief suddenly turned black, with an unpleasant stench.
"Lian... Lian Junior Sister, this handkerchief..." He didn't want to throw it away, and he thought it was inappropriate to return it to Lian Qing, so he hesitated.
Lian Qing looked at the unrecognizable handkerchief, frowned slightly, and said, "Throw it away, I don't want it anymore."
Zhao Xun was a little embarrassed, thinking about the embarrassing appearance just now, his face was burning hot, he was afraid that his impression in Lian Qing's heart would be damaged, so he struggled for a moment, laughed dryly, crumpled his handkerchief, and said: "How about, Should I keep it as a souvenir? Anyway, it belongs to Junior Sister Lian, so I won't care."
Lian Qing couldn't help but let out a "huh", frowned, waved her hand and said, "Brother Zhao, throw it away, it's disgusting."
When Zhao Xun heard it, he felt as if he had received amnesty in his heart, but he deliberately showed hesitation on his face, sighed, and threw it away.
Immediately, the two walked towards the stream over there.
Zhao Xun's expression was gloomy, he searched left and right, but couldn't find the instigator, he gritted his teeth with hatred.
After washing his hands in the creek over and over again, he breathed a sigh of relief, and sat on the grass as if relieved from a heavy burden, dazed in a daze.
The sudden change just now really left him with lingering fears.
"Pfft", Lian Qing looked at him for a moment, and finally couldn't bear it anymore, she laughed and said, "Senior brother Zhao, I didn't expect you, a monk in the Yuanshen realm, to be so afraid of a piece of shit. , it's funny."
Zhao Xun was a little embarrassed. He glanced at her, was silent for a moment, and said, "Actually, I... have a bit of a cleansing habit. If I couldn't clean my hands just now, I was going to chop off my hands."
When Lian Qing heard this, her smile subsided slightly, and she said, "Is it so serious?"
Zhao Xun nodded solemnly and said, "Yes."
Lian Qing fell silent when she heard the words, and after a while, her eyes sparkled, and she said: "If a woman is not perfect, don't you definitely not like her?"
Zhao Xun was slightly startled, hesitated for a moment, then nodded firmly, and said, "Yes."
After saying that, his heart sank slightly, he looked at her with burning eyes, and said, "Junior Sister Lian means..."
Seeing the nervous expression on his face, Lian Qing couldn't help smiling, and said: "I just saw that you have such a serious cleanliness habit, just ask casually, why, don't you suspect that I am not perfect?"
Zhao Xun felt relieved, smiled, and said meaningfully: "Of course not, even junior sister's body is pure and clean, not just any man can get it."
Hearing his praise, Lian Qing blushed slightly, revealing a touch of shyness.
Zhao Xun glanced behind her and took the opportunity to say, "Junior Sister Lian, I haven't been intimate just now."
Lian Qing smiled slightly, shook her head, and said, "Forget about today, I'm not in the mood anymore."
When Zhao Xun heard this, a look of disappointment appeared on his face, and he secretly hated that piece of shit in his heart.
"That shit must have been thrown by that kid Chen Yulin!" He said suddenly.
Lian Qing was startled, and said: "Impossible, he is with Junior Sister Guo now, so he probably wouldn't do such a thing."
"Hmph!" Zhao Xun snorted coldly, and said, "No wonder, he likes you, and when he sees you being close to me, he feels dissatisfied, and he must be the one who came to sabotage."
As soon as he finished speaking, there was a "whoosh", a mass of familiar objects shot towards him again, and with a "snap", before he could react, it slammed directly on his face!
Immediately, a stench permeated the air, and instantly penetrated his nostrils.
"what--"
He suddenly let out a miserable scream, and jumped into the stream with a "plop". (To be continued..)
Seeing his silence, Lian Qing thought he was thinking about how to speak, so she couldn't help smiling and said softly.
"Oh, that's right." Zhao Xun pretended to hesitate, hesitating, "Junior Sister Lian, I...I want to kiss your face."
When Lian Qing heard this, her face flushed immediately, and she lowered her head tightly.
Zhao Xun was delighted in his heart, but his face pretended to be panic, and said: "Junior Sister, don't get me wrong, I have fallen in love with you since the first time I saw you, now that I am so close to you, looking at your red face, I really couldn't help it... I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I know I shouldn't be delusional."
Lian Qing raised her head, with shyness in her eyes, looked at him, and said softly: "Brother Zhao, you have come to Luohuayuan this time, have you ever found a woman you like?"
Zhao Xun was slightly stunned, then nodded quickly, and said: "Of course I found it, Lian Senior Sister is the person I like the most, and I can't tolerate other women in my heart."
"Really?" Lian Qing said sweetly, raising her flushed cheeks.
With a sincere face, Zhao Xun raised his finger and said, "Of course it is true. If Junior Sister Lian doesn't believe it, I swear it is right now."
Lian Qing was full of happiness, and said with a smile: "Brother, you don't have to swear, I believe in you."
Zhao Xun put down his hand, smiled, and said cautiously: "Then... junior sister, can I kiss you?"
Lian Qing's eyes were full of shyness, she nodded, and slowly closed her eyes.
A look of joy appeared in Zhao Xun's eyes, and he looked at the beautiful girl who was close at hand.His eyes were closed tightly, his black eyelashes trembling, waiting for his own kiss.His heart was filled with excitement.
"Junior sister, I want to kiss."
He swallowed hard, with salivation all over his face, he leaned close to Lian Qing's cheek, and was about to kiss her excitedly, when the flowers next to him suddenly moved.A mass of things "swish" and rushed towards his face!
"Snapped!"
His face darkened, and he reached out and grabbed the ball directly, with a sneer on his face.Just as he was about to speak, a strong stench came to his nostrils.
"It stinks!" Just when Lian Qing was about to lose her mind, she suddenly smelled this smell, and her expression changed.Almost threw up.
"Brother Zhao. What are you holding in your hand?" She asked with a frown.
Zhao Xun looked suspicious, and slowly opened his palm, and a lump of shit that he squeezed suddenly appeared in front of the two of them!
"Fuck!"
Zhao Xun suddenly screamed, his face changed drastically!
Like a cat whose tail had been stepped on, he jumped up and frantically flicked his palms, trying to get rid of the stinking shit.
Yet the shit was thick and even.Extremely sticky, it stuck tightly to his palm.No matter how he jumped up and down, screaming again and again, he still remained motionless, reluctant to get down.
"what--"
The stench became stronger and stronger, making him dizzy. While screaming with disgust on his face, he jumped on his feet, which looked extremely funny.
"Junior Sister Lian, quickly bring me a handkerchief!" He caught a glimpse of Lian Qing who was stunned, and suddenly had a thought, and rushed towards her.
Lian Qing turned pale, hurriedly took out a white handkerchief and threw it to him, saying: "Brother, don't panic, it's okay, there is a stream over there."
Zhao Xun took the handkerchief, wiped it vigorously, and finally wiped off the stubborn shit in his palm, and the white handkerchief suddenly turned black, with an unpleasant stench.
"Lian... Lian Junior Sister, this handkerchief..." He didn't want to throw it away, and he thought it was inappropriate to return it to Lian Qing, so he hesitated.
Lian Qing looked at the unrecognizable handkerchief, frowned slightly, and said, "Throw it away, I don't want it anymore."
Zhao Xun was a little embarrassed, thinking about the embarrassing appearance just now, his face was burning hot, he was afraid that his impression in Lian Qing's heart would be damaged, so he struggled for a moment, laughed dryly, crumpled his handkerchief, and said: "How about, Should I keep it as a souvenir? Anyway, it belongs to Junior Sister Lian, so I won't care."
Lian Qing couldn't help but let out a "huh", frowned, waved her hand and said, "Brother Zhao, throw it away, it's disgusting."
When Zhao Xun heard it, he felt as if he had received amnesty in his heart, but he deliberately showed hesitation on his face, sighed, and threw it away.
Immediately, the two walked towards the stream over there.
Zhao Xun's expression was gloomy, he searched left and right, but couldn't find the instigator, he gritted his teeth with hatred.
After washing his hands in the creek over and over again, he breathed a sigh of relief, and sat on the grass as if relieved from a heavy burden, dazed in a daze.
The sudden change just now really left him with lingering fears.
"Pfft", Lian Qing looked at him for a moment, and finally couldn't bear it anymore, she laughed and said, "Senior brother Zhao, I didn't expect you, a monk in the Yuanshen realm, to be so afraid of a piece of shit. , it's funny."
Zhao Xun was a little embarrassed. He glanced at her, was silent for a moment, and said, "Actually, I... have a bit of a cleansing habit. If I couldn't clean my hands just now, I was going to chop off my hands."
When Lian Qing heard this, her smile subsided slightly, and she said, "Is it so serious?"
Zhao Xun nodded solemnly and said, "Yes."
Lian Qing fell silent when she heard the words, and after a while, her eyes sparkled, and she said: "If a woman is not perfect, don't you definitely not like her?"
Zhao Xun was slightly startled, hesitated for a moment, then nodded firmly, and said, "Yes."
After saying that, his heart sank slightly, he looked at her with burning eyes, and said, "Junior Sister Lian means..."
Seeing the nervous expression on his face, Lian Qing couldn't help smiling, and said: "I just saw that you have such a serious cleanliness habit, just ask casually, why, don't you suspect that I am not perfect?"
Zhao Xun felt relieved, smiled, and said meaningfully: "Of course not, even junior sister's body is pure and clean, not just any man can get it."
Hearing his praise, Lian Qing blushed slightly, revealing a touch of shyness.
Zhao Xun glanced behind her and took the opportunity to say, "Junior Sister Lian, I haven't been intimate just now."
Lian Qing smiled slightly, shook her head, and said, "Forget about today, I'm not in the mood anymore."
When Zhao Xun heard this, a look of disappointment appeared on his face, and he secretly hated that piece of shit in his heart.
"That shit must have been thrown by that kid Chen Yulin!" He said suddenly.
Lian Qing was startled, and said: "Impossible, he is with Junior Sister Guo now, so he probably wouldn't do such a thing."
"Hmph!" Zhao Xun snorted coldly, and said, "No wonder, he likes you, and when he sees you being close to me, he feels dissatisfied, and he must be the one who came to sabotage."
As soon as he finished speaking, there was a "whoosh", a mass of familiar objects shot towards him again, and with a "snap", before he could react, it slammed directly on his face!
Immediately, a stench permeated the air, and instantly penetrated his nostrils.
"what--"
He suddenly let out a miserable scream, and jumped into the stream with a "plop". (To be continued..)
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