super magician

('"Do you think I'm beautiful? ", this kind of title, regardless of whether it's beautiful or ugly, it must be a joke. The ugly ones are like Furong and Yufeng, which can make people go viral all over the country, and the beautiful ones can be directly black When the fungus is black, it can directly make people lose their breath. There is also a girl with a good temperament, Baozhao, and the row below is "wiping the monitor", "typing with both hands does not mean I have control, maybe I am licking the screen" etc……

That is to say, some pure second-year or pure and simple people will post this kind of post.Everyone on the forum was so idle, as soon as this headline came out, everyone felt like they had eaten a ton of Ma Fei. They all rolled up their sleeves and clicked on it, waiting for the spray to warm their bodies.

Click on it, and a half-covered girl wearing shadow assassin equipment is looking at the camera elf with a victory gesture and a smile.Needless to say, the eyebrows can be seen as a beauty at a glance, and the mask can also be seen a little bit of the nose and mouth, coupled with the random braids, it is a fascinating person who does not pay for his life, and he has a good figure, so he dares to post Nine of Bao Zhao's ten women are beautiful, and one is PS Emperor...

Everyone is about to start talking, who cares if you are beautiful or not, you are not your girlfriend anyway...

Immediately afterwards, everyone was taken aback, the background was not right!This is the gate of the dungeon, the environment is gloomy, the NPC magister Alexia is smiling and waving at people there, what's the point of choosing such a dark place to take pictures... there is a man behind him, picking his nose!Depend on!Can't pick a photo?It affects the appearance of the city too much!Everyone didn't notice the ID of the beauty in front, and just wrote down the ID of the man in the back, the Yellow River Ferry. Could this be stealing the spotlight?

Moving down the post, in the second photo, the girl is posing for a photo with her cat's paws, her expression has changed, her eyes are wide open to act cute, and the man behind is still... In this one, he tripped over a stone while walking, and was about to fall The dog is throwing shit, the big butt is facing the camera, and the ID on the head is abnormally shiny...

After that, there is another look for the girl, and the man is swearing in the back. At this time, the facial features are extremely ugly...

Below are photos of entering the underground ancient city, the man was abused by a group of monsters...

"Damn! It's the post of the shadow goddess Ani sauce!" Suddenly someone jumped in the queue and replied to the post, and everyone found out that the poster was 'Poor Niyong Haifei Corpse', and the ID was bound to the player. When registering the game account, the forum account Just follow the registration, generally not fake.Arnie's profile picture is slow, SpongeBob SquarePants punched him, and Sea Cucumber spit blood and flew out. It was really violent. No wonder this animation was banned...

Everyone can see now that Ani is not self-destructing at all, her goal is to ferry the Yellow River behind Hei!

A few years ago, a photo was circulated on the Internet. A female student was taking a cute photo in the women's bathroom. Behind her was a pretty girl squatting in the pit. Half of her ass was white and tender, and she showed her face. This is definitely a bloody feud... Because this way of taking pictures is difficult and difficult to grasp the timing, it has been lost for a long time. Hundreds of years later, it reappeared again!

All the backgrounds of Ani’s cute photos are all about the Yellow River ferry boat making a fool of himself, what kind of hatred is this...

"Kneel to the goddess, Great Sage, please take back your supernatural powers! I can't hold it anymore! Wait, I'll take two motion sickness pills and watch again..." The primary school student 'Moon Night Chilling' came to see the beauty Although Ani is masked, it can be seen that she is a first-class beauty, but just after taking a look, he was in a happy mood, and suddenly found an ugly man behind him picking his nose and blowing his nose... He looked at it for two After the picture, I ran to vomit...

"Wiping the screen." The reply of 'Wow Doudoulong' just came out, and when it was refreshed, a row of red words appeared under his ID immediately, and the user has been banned...

Ani took more than 30 photos in total, the number is unexpected, everyone who looks at the photos can enjoy the impact of beauty, and then go to vomit, this photography technology is absolutely comparable to Guanxi brother, This is simply taking pictures with the soul, people who play with equipment will never understand...

This post finally created a celebrity. The Yellow River Ferry was originally just an unknown player in the diamond force, and everyone knew it after a while!The reputation is so great that it even overwhelms the two gods and others!His provocative words to Zhang Wei, as well as the embarrassing picture of his mother giving birth prematurely and going offline (player matching words), quickly spread all over the Internet.Some people suddenly give up, and others will habitually reply, "Is your mother going to give birth prematurely?"...

Not long after this post came out, the Yellow River Ferry was kicked out of Diamond Force!

At first, he told people on Diamond Force that he was provoked by the little miscellaneous fish, and some people helped him say a few words. When it was discovered that the little miscellaneous fish he was talking about was actually the gun god, everyone reacted fiercely.Although many people with diamond force have conflicts with Zhang Wei, but it is too ignorant to say that Zhang Wei is a miscellaneous fish, but not everyone can say it... In the end, Diamond Star saw the dispute in the chat channel, and directly He kicked, Diamond Force is a guild determined to dominate miracles, and keeping such people who can only talk about cannons will only affect the signboard.

Brother Yellow River Ferry later had another adventure. He quarreled with someone in the post, bet 1000 yuan a game, and then lost, so he stopped going to the forum altogether.It's fine if they don't admit it when they lose, and they also say that they only play the game because of themselves, and they are not familiar with the operation, so they can't win.It was later found out that he had been playing various games for 7 years, and the truth always made people laugh.

Someone who knew him heard some news about him, saying that he had a friend who introduced him to work, so he gave up playing games, which has no future. However, two months later, he quarreled with his boss because of satellite broadcasting. I got up, and finally beat the boss and was fired.Little did he know that his friend was apologizing in front of the boss, but he triumphantly told others that he was relieved from the fight.Then he planned to go to the public institution...

Ani's post has created the first place in the top ten famous quotes on the Internet this year!

"Why are you walking so fast? Is your mother going to give birth prematurely?"

Turning back to the topic, Ani continued to post photos later, after all, she is a girl, so she will still take some 'normal' photos!

From just now, the strange maize "Yangxiang's Toothpick" among the three major bar owners of the forum is actually online, so wow Doudoulong was blocked by him... The single photo posted later by Ani completely shows his personal temperament and beauty. As well as the environmental characteristics, the overall picture is captured, it really is a professional level!There must be a few goddesses in the forum, this will greatly affect the popularity of the forum!Toothpick added refinement to the post, and replied: "The little girl looks good, and there is another Goddess of Zhentan!" Then disappeared again, and I don't know which girl I went to. I heard that some time ago, I had a relationship with a girl named "Little Hand"'s cute girl is having a hot fight...

The nerds were fascinated by the goddess's photo, and suddenly, a person named 'Iron Blood Stallone' who had been praising her beauty all the time posted another post: "Ask, I heard that the goddess is the No. 10 girlfriend of the God of Guns... "

"That's someone else's nonsense, we are actually number 1!"

Crit!Successfully sunk the 'Iron Blood Stallone'!

That person's avatar was blacked out, showing offline... Before leaving, he left a reply: "Why is fate so unfair..."

How many people were in agony, after the news, more than 300 people smashed the equipment that night, and various economic losses exceeded 200 million...

Seeing that the ID on the top of the row was blacked out, Ani laughed out loud after operating the page!Although admitting a relationship will greatly reduce popularity, if the scumbag has many girlfriends, it will be completely different!A row of IDs went black, but there were more IDs appearing back and forth!A lot of people persuaded her to leave Cannon God, and some self-declared their net worth and photos. She looked at it with a smile, and replied after a while: "Show you a photo of me and Cannon God..." Then she slowly looked for herself Zhang Wei sprayed her huge hole just now, and she wants to get revenge!She still keeps the photo of Zhang Wei and his pet w head red as the background!Ah ha ha ha ha...

Soon, a photo was uploaded.

This time it seemed that there were no blacks.Ani is acting cute in the front, and more than a dozen teammates in the back are having a final duel with the tree demon king.The big move of the tree demon king locked everyone, only a few people were not hit.Zhang Wei stood on the back of a red turtle the size of a water tank, holding its spines with one hand. The tortoise leaped more gracefully than a horse leaping over the stream...

The tortoise spewed fire from its mouth, and the scene was a sea of ​​flames!

Zhang Wei was laughing flamboyantly and pointing his lightning rod at Poison Ivy King, a burst of flames exploded in Poison Ivy King's eyes!

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