Red Merry

As soon as he opened his mind, Xue Xiang quickly thought about all kinds of poisonous schemes and ways to save himself. Xue Laosan couldn't think of a way to harm others for a while. What he studied intensively was the knowledge of scheming people such as Guiguzi. In the blink of an eye, he came up with three must-kill schemes and five absolute-family schemes...

Thinking, thinking, Xue Laosan had a flash of inspiration, suddenly realized, it really made him think of a strategy of self-help and attack at the same time, and this strategy has always been by his side, but he has been pursuing it for a long time!

It's a plan, in the narrow closet, all of a sudden, the valley is silent, the water is blooming, Xue Laosan finally opened his eyes!

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The red tongues of flame greedily licked the air, and the sauce chicken on the bonfire was dripping with fat. With a plop, it was swallowed by the flames, bursting out bright and coquettish green.

Gradually, the fat dried up, and the scorched chicken body turned into red. Because people turned it, the red quickly turned to purple-black, and finally turned to pitch black. Then, the unbearable smell of burnt chicken immediately filled the air.

"Fuck, Biaozi, it's messed up, it's messed up, you can't even smell it if you stay by the side!"

At this point, the hall has been in dead silence for 5 minutes, and the atmosphere in the field was restored only when Fatty Sun yelled and kicked over the bracket.

"It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter whether he is a god or a demon, let's go straight to the hard one, and use a thunderbolt to slay the demon!" [

At this moment, Li Guangli had no time to scold Wang Biao, who he had treated as shit. For him, it was urgent to clean up Xue Xiang!

When Li Guangli gave an order, everyone immediately yelled and moved, pouring oil, pulling wires, testing machines, testing machines, in short, the blow Xue Xiang gave them was too great, subverting their Looking at the world, it seems that Xue Laosan has really become some kind of monster.And to deal with the devil, is there any lightning that is comparable to this kind of thunderbolt, which is close to thunder?

A group of people were busy, but Fatty Sun stood beside Li Guangli without moving!

Li Guangli frowned slightly, and glanced at Fatty Sun lightly.The latter immediately knew that Director Li was upset.He hurriedly said: "Director, don't look at me standing stupidly. I just want to be lazy. I don't have such a slippery and limited upgrade system. I will finish the most important part after they are done!"

Hearing what Fatty Sun said was mysterious, Li Guangli frowned slightly, "Sure, I want to see what kind of tricks your grandson wants to do. It was agreed in advance that if you do it well, you will be rewarded. If you don't do it well, don't blame me for turning your back on it." people."

Fatty Sun nodded, but said nothing, with a look of contentment in his eyes. Obviously, the idea in his mind must be ingenious.

Six people operated a generator, and the roar of the machine came soon.The two people over there held wires as thick as two fingers and wanted to go around the iron chair.

At this moment, Fatty Sun yelled: "Slow down!"

Everyone in the audience looked at him, but they saw that he walked towards the two people without haste, and snatched their wires.He scolded: "He's a fool. It's been a while, and he still doesn't know how powerful that guy in the cabinet is. You tie the wire to the chair. Later, who is responsible for getting him on the chair?"

Fatty Sun's words awakened the dreamer.Yes, at this moment, everyone present here does not know that the guy in the closet is not easy to deal with. If you want to get someone tied up on a chair, you have to open the closet first, but if you want to open the closet, who can guarantee that the guy will not fight to the death Resist, otherwise it will be a no-go situation!

Pop, pop, pop!

Li Guangli suddenly slapped his hands, walked towards Fatty Sun with a smile on his face, got closer, patted Fatty Sun on the shoulder, and said to the crowd: "Have you seen it all? Learn, learn, look at the old grandson, what are you doing?" Things, don’t forget to use your brain..."

When Fatty Sun was praised, his fat face immediately trembled with laughter, the rest of the people were disgusted by it, and even those who were filled with righteous indignation slandered Li Guangli for turning his face like a book. I don't know who scolded Fatty Sun when he said "the world is deaf and dumb". He was like scolding a stupid pig, it would be quick to change his mind now!

But at this moment, no matter what their thoughts were, everyone had to admit that Fatty Sun's words were polite, and they all understood what Fatty Sun was going to do next.

It's easy!If you don't directly tie the wires to the cabinet, they are all iron guys anyway, and the wires are coiled in a pile in the corner, so it's no problem to go around the room, let alone pull them from south to north. [

Fatty Sun held two wires and walked towards the cabinet, and he was within a short time!

Bang bang, Fatty Sun reached out and patted the cabinet, and said with a smile: "I don't care what kind of monster you are, today I will let you try your master Sun's ability to catch ghosts and subdue demons, and I will tell you clearly that this is 36 volts of alternating current. Electricity does not kill people, but the taste of the ten thousand arrows piercing the heart, I will keep you tasting it, and you will never forget it. I advise you to recruit it obediently, so that I will not take it..."

Boom!

Fatty Sun didn't even say the word "pick up", and the sudden change suddenly occurred. After a loud noise, a big hole was made in the iron wall of the cabinet, and a big hand came out of the hole, pinching Fatty Sun's throat precisely. Make him unable to utter another word.

There was a sudden change, but none of the people in the audience rushed forward to rescue, and one person shouted, or fled in despair, because the scene in front of him was so weird and terrifying to the extreme!

Because everyone knows that this cabinet is made of iron. Even though it was first built without any fine steel or alloy, it is still made of iron, and it is not the kind of thin iron sheet. It is an iron plate with a width of about [-] inches, which is extremely strong. Even if you hit it hard with an ordinary hammer, the iron plate will be bent and uneven at most. There is no such thing as this moment. It is like a drill bit, paper, or tofu block, and it will be pulled out by someone's punch. Make a big hole.

Li Guangli and the others stood silently, but Xue Laosan in the closet couldn't wait to come out. Just now, when he opened his eyes, he was about to break out of the closet, but he was immersed in the six senses all the time, making him unable to figure out what was going on outside. I was worried about the movement of these guys, and I was worried that these guys had guns, and I was afraid that if I was not careful, I would suffer a dark loss. After all, martial arts are not magic arts. When the enemy's situation is unknown, how can it be good to fight with guns.

I just sat there for seven or eight minutes, listening intently to the movement outside. Although the cabinet has excellent sound insulation, for people with hearing power like Xue Xiang, as long as there is a trace of air, it is enough for sound transmission, not to mention iron. The sound transmission effect of the gadget itself is excellent, so he can clearly hear the movement outside.

Just now, Fatty Sun's arrogant words had already let him know what methods these guys were going to take. Under the fright and anger, he didn't care about whether he could shoot or not. A black tiger pulled out his heart, and immediately broke the wall of the Chinese sky!

He is now master of martial arts, although he is not in the legendary realm of turning iron into mud, such broken copper and rotten iron can't trap him.

Xue Laosan was worried that someone was holding a gun. Taking advantage of the panic outside, he immediately kicked the iron plate in front of him and jumped out.

With a loud bang, the iron plate hit the ground heavily, bringing up smoke and dust all over the sky.

This loud noise also woke up Li Guangli and the others!

Everyone shouted subconsciously, and ran towards the door. After all this time, how could Xue Laosan let them escape? Although he had never heard of the bestial behavior of these guys, he had personally experienced it, not to mention casually The use of electric shock, that is, the closet he was in before, how could ordinary people bear it.

Xue Laosan really hates this group of people, and must leave some unforgettable lessons for this group of perverts!

Among the fleeing crowd, Li Guangli was the fattest. Who would have imagined that this guy would run to the front, and he really deserved to be the leader of these people. Even when he fled, he coincidentally went ahead The essentials!

But what these guys met tonight was Xue Laosan, a super pervert. Nowadays, the human sprint record for [-] meters has just entered within ten seconds, but for Xue Laosan, [-] meters is just a matter of more than ten steps , under extreme circumstances, he himself does not know how many seconds it will take.

Just like right now, seeing that Li Guangli was only three or four meters away from the gate, Xue Laosan, who was still two or thirty meters away, arrived in no time.

Li Guangli felt a blur in front of his eyes, and there was an extra person in front of the previously empty gate, firmly blocking the opening and closing of the two gates, and the escape gate was sealed like this!

"Xue Xiang! What are you going to do? Don't forget who you are now and where this place is. If you dare to escape from prison, you will be charged with a third class crime. No one can protect you. I advise you to go back obediently!"

Li Guangli knew what this guy was thinking at the moment, so don't even think about it, don't look at the fact that he has six or seven big guys behind him at the moment, just look at the performance of this kid just now, if there are ten times more people, I'm afraid it will be for nothing.

Li Guangli is worthy of being an old official. Although the official is not big, he is only a mere official, but he is a serious old man who knows when to say what.

If it was an ordinary criminal, Li Guangli would have hesitated to say it right now, but Mr. Xue was deliberately trying to find trouble, so he didn't care what crime was added!

The youngest Xue was too lazy to talk, so he bullied him and waved his hands several times, and these guys fell to the ground like soft mud, and Xue Xiang grabbed the Yuzhen acupoint on his neck and fainted .

When Li Guangli and the eight people woke up, it was only a few minutes before they fainted. But when they woke up, they were surprised to find that they couldn't move anymore, but were tied around a closet and tied up. The circle, and the tied rope is the wire connected to the roaring generator!

After figuring out their own situation, these guys were really terrified, and then looked up to scan the room, and their eyes happened to hit Xue Xiang who was bending over to pick up two knots of wires.

This surprise really made everyone go crazy, because everyone knew what this kid was going to do next!

Damn it, who the hell made such a big coil of wires indoors? Are you just so lazy? You don’t know how to cut it short, cut it short, and then cut it short again. Damn slumped on the ground!

A bunch of people were full of resentment, but when Xue Xiang picked up the end of the thread, walked to the transformer in front of the generator, and stepped on the switch, everyone's horror reached its peak, and they screamed horribly, almost torn apart. Throat!

"What a fart, there's nothing wrong with it!"

Fluttering, Xue Xiang yelled, and the two thread ends collided, immediately bursting out blue and beautiful sparks, just like the charming eyes of the god of death.