Red Merry

The pink silk tent is soft, the dream of the Red Mansion is joyful, one night of madness, several fierce battles, now the fish are exhausted and the water is warm, and the troops cease to fight.

At this moment, it was already midnight, and logically speaking, after several expeditions, he should be exhausted and weak, which is the best way to help people sleep, so the two of them started chatting again.

To put it in detail, Xue Laosan really fell asleep. He had been running around for several days. In addition, he was struggling just now. Even though his martial arts were superb and his energy was heavy, he was also tired at the moment, but the little girl in his arms was born Like a female leopard, except for the first time he was subdued by Xue Laosan, Xue Laosan was turned against him a few times later, and it was even more extreme. After several searches, Xue Laosan was really aggrieved and happy.

But at this moment, Xiao Nizi had destroyed Xue Laosan's body, and even wanted to destroy his soul.

Inside the red silk tent, a jade arm that bullied Shuang Saixue hooked Xue Laosan's neck, and said in a sticky voice: "Stinky boy, what kind of wife do you want to marry? Do you want me to help you?" Do you refer to it?"

With a brush, Xue Laosan's handsome face immediately caught up with the paint, hard and green.

"Let's talk about it, I have to read the details for the brat to see what kind of beauty the brat wants to marry."

The mature sister Yu immediately turned into a weird girl, staring at Xue Laosan with a smile, and speaking, the other jade hand was already cruising back and forth in front of Xue Laosan's chest.

To put it in detail, Xiaonizi loves to tease Xue Laosan with this matter, as if every time she looks at his green face, it is a beautiful enjoyment.Thinking about it too, Xiao Nizi was comparing Wang Yang with her chest, how could this resentment be easily dismissed, only seeing Xue Laosan's guilty expression every time, Xiao Nizi would feel a little better. [

"Yeah, it's not decided yet."

Xue Laosan replied in a low voice, he is not stupid, he doesn't know how strong a woman's duplicity is, he knows that if he dares to discuss this issue in detail, the five jade onions on his chest will be turned into nine immediately. Yinbai bone claws.

"I haven't decided yet? I remember that you are only two years younger than me. It's time to get married. You are not in a hurry. I am in a hurry. If you don't make up your mind, your uncle may have to blame me again. I You can’t afford this responsibility, Ancient Realm Immortal Tomb!”

This old cat and mouse game, Xiao Nizi is getting more and more energetic the more she plays.

"no, I can not!"

Xue Laosan saw sweat on his forehead, and quickly pulled the quilt, "Ying'er, it's getting late, go to bed quickly, this woman doesn't sleep well at night, she will grow old easily!"

Xiao Nizi seemed to have guarded against his hand, waved her jade palm, and pulled off the quilt that Xue Laosan had pulled up, and said with a smile: "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, I am born beautiful, how can I grow old, just tell me .”

Seeing Xiao Nizi playing for real, Xue Laosan's spine felt chills, and he felt that the charming Yujie in front of him clearly had a tendency to develop into Mrs. Ma.

Xiao Nizi only stared at Xue Laosan, Xue Laosan's heart was like a drum hammer, but his mind was also spinning rapidly. Fortunately, Xue Laosan had excellent genes and gave birth to an extremely smart brain, and in the blink of an eye, he called him Figure out a way to break the game.

Xue Laosan suddenly laughed, but didn't say anything, Xiao Nizi couldn't understand the laughter, and immediately changed the subject, asking: "What are you laughing at? Is this a funny question?"

Xue Laosan said: "Of course it's funny. You can't wait to let me beg for a wife. You clearly want others to do what is right?"

"What kind of courageous act, what is this mess, brat, don't try to change the subject!"

Speaking, Xiao Nizi's jade onion, which was always swimming on Xue Laosan's chest, actually pinched Xue Laosan's grape grains.

Xue Laosan trembled, and hurriedly said: "No, I just remembered a fun thing I encountered when I was wandering around Hong Kong Island today!"

"What fun?" [

Xiao Nizi was aroused by him.

Xue Xiangdao: "It's such a thing. I was driving today. When I drove to Central, I saw a lot of people surrounded by an alley, and some people resisted the camera. I thought it was filming. I thought We have seen all the excitement, but we didn’t see the filming, so we drove over there, and when we got to the ground, we realized that it was not filming at all, but an interview! It was a girl surrounded by gangsters In the alley, I was almost raped. An old lady happened to pass by here and rescued the girl, but she was insulted by some gangsters. When I arrived, a female reporter just passed the microphone to the old lady's mouth On the other side, I asked the old lady what kind of spirit was driving her to act bravely. Who would have thought that the old lady would pat the dust off her body and say a shocking sentence, which made me almost hit the car against the wall!"

"What words?" Xiao Nizi Wanquan was fascinated by what she heard, and blurted out.

Thinking about it, this story is cruel, exciting, and strange. What's even weirder is that those gangsters are hungry to such an extent that Xiaonizi is absolutely astonished.

Xue Xiang smiled mysteriously, and opened his mouth and said: "The old lady said, this good thing can't be all cheap for those little sor girls!"

"what!!"

This shocking answer made Xiao Nizi blurt out, and then, her porcelain jade-like face flushed rapidly, and the corner of her mouth curved into a strange arc, and finally she couldn't hold back, a string of laughter like silver bells, Getting out of the beautiful cherry mouth, Xiao Nizi was out of breath with a smile, the jade arm that hooked Xue Xiang's neck almost strangled Xue Laosan, and the other jade palm Then he clutched Xue Laosan's chest muscles tightly, as if he wanted to make a handprint before he was reconciled.

Speaking of it, I also blame Xiao Nizi for being so happy. In fact, this joke was not what Xue Laosan encountered yesterday, but a famous joke in later generations. I edited the story of Hong Kong Island’s encounters, thinking about it. Although the folk customs in mainland China may not be as simple as before, they still avoid the mysterious topic of sex like snakes and scorpions. Where can there be such an old lady? It is only slightly reasonable to substitute Hong Kong Island.

And the rationale effect of this passage can be said to be extraordinary and holy, and it can also be ranked in the top three in the joke collection overflowing with rationale in later generations, not to mention that the stars may not even be able to escape this week.

Once you say it, the lethality is naturally astonishing. Read the full text of Cai Se Qigong Master!

Xiao Nizi laughed so hard that her branches trembled and she was out of breath. When she straightened up, the pair of plump jade rabbits on her chest couldn't help jumping up and down. Suddenly, Xiao Nizi smiled like a crescent moon's eyes Seeing Xue Laosan's face, she saw a trace of narrowness, the little girl's heart trembled, and she immediately remembered the sentence that the brat said before talking about this fun, "You are so eager to let me beg for a wife, obviously Do you want others to act bravely in righteousness!", put into this fun, let others act bravely in righteousness, doesn't it mean that she is that, that little so bitch, President Liu?

With a swipe, Xiao Nizi's smiling face turned into angry words, and she was so angry that she was tricked by this stinky boy. What's more, she laughed happily for a long time. Could it be that she was laughing at herself?Maybe, the stinky boy is sullen at the moment, but he laughed so hard.

"Wow, how dare you arrange me, I, I, I must..."

Xiao Nizi yelled, and rushed towards Xue Laosan, and the half-sentence left behind had already turned into action.The slender jade arms hooked around Xue Laosan's neck, and the two long legs like white jade pillars wrapped around Xue Laosan's waist in an instant, and kissed Xue Laosan with a graceful mouth.

At this moment, Xiao Nizi was really flattered by Xue Laosan's turn to the end in this song, because Xiao Nizi had completely come back, and at the same time that she was being teased by the brat, the boss in the story Could it be that the mother was put on his future wife by the stinky boy?

Thinking to this point, how can Xiao Nizi not be happy, she just persecuted the brat for a long time, didn't she just want to hear him belittle that annoying vixen?

When Xiao Nizi's long legs crossed over again, Xue Laosan was completely terrified. He was not afraid that his body would not be able to bear it. After all, he is now very strong, and there is almost no limit to what he can do. It's just Xiao Nizi Weak and slender, asking for speed, wouldn't it hurt the body.

But Xiao Nizi came aggressively tonight, not to mention that the request was over. Is this the little girl in my memory who would blush even if she moved a little bit?

Where does Xue Laosan know Xiao Nizi's thoughts, Xiao Nizi is anxious now, planning for her future obsession, she doesn't care who Xue Laosan marries, what she wants to do is to conceive Xue Laosan's baby first, make it clear Even if you fight hard against Xue Laosan's unmarried wife, you can't compete with you in terms of fame, and you can't lose in anything else!

Besides, she and the brat are like a Cowherd and a Weaver Girl, and they meet each other rarely a few times a year, so the chance of having a good time is naturally rare, and Xiao Nizi doesn't want to miss it!

Xue Laosan wanted Xiao Nizi to slow down, but the little girl was so brave and tried her best, Xue Laosan's pile of dry firewood immediately caught fire again, and then, he was turned into a red wave again, half absurd!

…………

clang clang clang,

Xue Laosan and Xiao Nizi were in a coma when the door rang, and Xue Xiang woke up with a start. He picked up the plum watch by the bed and took a look. It was almost eleven o'clock at noon.

Xue Laosan turned over and got out of bed, walked a few steps, and was about to open the door when he saw that he was still naked, hurriedly took a pair of brand-new shorts and put them on, and opened the door, only to find that he was lame.

"Third brother, I'm sorry, it's not that I don't know how to be funny, I have to bother you at this time, it's really that Mr. He down there who insists on seeing my boss!"

Compared with yesterday, the image of the lame third child has changed greatly. The constant mohawk salary has been replaced by a short cut, even the golden pendant has disappeared, and the golden teeth in his mouth seem to have turned into Snow-white porcelain, a satin gown, the whole person looks much more comfortable.

"What is he here for? Sending the title deed?"

Xue Laosan asked.

With a swipe, the lame youngest gave a thumbs up, "Third Brother, you are really Kong Ming alive, you know the world's affairs without leaving a cottage..."

The lame youngest was really shocked, because Xue Xiang actually said that the score was not bad! (To be continued. If you like this work, you are welcome to register as a member of this work. Your support is my greatest motivation.)