Assistant God of Life in Another World

Chapter [-] The classic piece in the shoe

"Rather than exhibiting on a cliff for thousands of years, it is better to cry on the lover's shoulder all night." This is a sentence written by a poetess in Fang Tianlai's era when she passed the Three Gorges.

This "inferior to..." sentence can be written in many ways, for example:

Instead of living a mediocre life for 1000 years, it is better to be a dazzling shooting star, burning the eyes of many people the moment it crosses the sky.

Instead of taking out 1000 yuan for pocket money every month, it is better to save this money, save it for a year, and then spend it all in one day.

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In real life, whether it is a child, teenager, youth, middle age, or old age, there are not many thrilling and magical things.Even if you have traveled to this world and lived in a world similar to adventurers that you have heard about in your previous life, the lives of Owen Anderson and other mercenaries can still be summed up in terms of "firewood, rice, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar and tea" most of the time, instead of What kind of restaurant fights for wine, street killings, jungle pursuits, cliff encounters and so on.

Thus, the life of many people is mostly boring plus occasional limited fun.

In Fang Tian's previous life, those stories, those legends, were tailoring and splicing of life, removing the boringness, combining those funny stories and even the funny stories of many people, and then amplifying and exaggerating, so some so-called "Classic Fragments" is here.

At Fang Tian's time, many so-called "classic fragments" were everywhere. When talking about Yang Xiaoxie, he still wanted to use some classics, but he didn't.

The casual books he has read, after so much time, and the past and present, he can remember almost all of them are classics.

So this morning, whether it was Sharjah or little Loli, whether it was Anderson and his brothers or Pierre and others, whether it was little friends like Berg and Dick or little girls like Ivy and Kiki, It is all in Fang Tian's narration, entering a fantasy and dazzling world——

Yang Xiaoxie was swimming in a small lake in the forest. She became interested and wanted to see how deep the small lake was.So he kept diving, he dived ten meters, 20 meters, 100 meters, 200 meters, and when he dived to 1000 meters, he reached the bottom.But at this time, something strange happened.

At the bottom of the lake, in the middle, there was a dark hole.

Yang Xiaoxie was so bold that he got into the hole without blinking.

He swam in the cave for a long time, and suddenly found a bright light in front of him.He looked carefully, and found that those bright lights actually came from the bodies of some small fish.Those transparent little fishes are the same size as little Kiki’s little fingers , with a glowing body, swimming around at the bottom of the cave.

Yang Xiaoxie took off a shoe, caught a few small fish and put them in. When he came out, he lit a fire and put the shoe on the fire rack as a pot to cook the small fish. (When Fang Tian talked about this, everyone who heard the story finally knew the reason for the strange name "Yang Xiaoxie".)

When the fire below was half burned, a strange thing happened. The small fish gradually became smaller and smaller, and finally, they disappeared.

Yang Xiaoxie was angry and thought, the fish is gone, I will drink this fish soup as usual, otherwise, if I work so hard, wouldn't all my work be in vain?

So he took off the shoe, raised it high with his left hand, and raised it up to the top of his head. Then he raised his head, dropped his hand, opened his mouth, and gulped down all the water in the shoe.

After drinking the water in the shoes, Yang Xiaoxie was about to put the shoes on, when suddenly his stomach hurt as if someone had stabbed him with a knife. The pain was so painful that he rolled on the ground, the beads of sweat on his face were bigger than corn kernels. It also fell to the ground. (When hearing this, Xiao Qiqi commented in a positive tone with a tender voice: the shoes are dirty)

Yang Xiaoxie thought she was going to die, but after rolling on the ground for a long time, her stomach suddenly stopped hurting.He jumped up all at once, but unexpectedly, he jumped so high that he even knocked a branch thicker than Little Dick's thigh directly above his head into the air. (The little ones stared at Little Dick's thighs, all speechless. Little Dick stood up happily, and deliberately lifted his thighs high and walked a few steps on the ground.)

Yang Xiaoxie is a first-level martial artist. After drinking the soup made by three luminous fish, he has been promoted to two levels. Now he is a third-level warrior.

(When Fang Tian said this, the first segment ends. There is no need to mention the twittering of the little guys. Anderson and his brothers looked at Fang Tian suspiciously. Frank finally couldn't help asking: "Little brother, is there really a problem?" That kind of little fish?" Fang Tian nodded, then shook his head, and then said: "Secret.")

When the little guys finally finished chatting and turned their attention to Fang Tian again, he continued to the next segment:

Suddenly promoted from a first-level warrior to a third-level warrior, Yang Xiaoxie fell in love with playing with water.He also wanted to dive into that hole at the bottom of the lake, and wanted to catch a few more small fish to cook and eat, and planned to eat three more meals in a row, so as to rise to level nine in one go. (When Fang Tian said this, Anderson and the others looked sideways.)

But unfortunately, he can still go in that hole, but he can no longer get close to the place where those small fish are. Whenever he wants to go to the small fish, there will be an invisible force in the water to block him. Hold him and keep him from moving forward.

Yang Xiaoxie worked hard for three days in a row, sweating from exhaustion every day, but still failed to catch another small fish.So he dropped the idea.

Yang Xiaoxie used iron blocks to make a big round pancake as wide as Berg with his arms outstretched and placed flat on both sides of his body. With a heavy big round cake on his head, he propped it up with his two arms, and ran to the bottom of the waterfall to practice martial arts. (When Fang Tian talked about this, Sharjah’s eyes brightened, Anderson’s and his brothers’ eyes brightened, and little Berg’s and other little guys’ eyes brightened.)

After standing under the waterfall for a month, Yang Xiaoxie broke through the third pole and rose from the third pole to the fourth level.

(Fang Tian finished talking here, and the second segment ended. Frank and the others opened their eyes wide, wishing they could replace them. Only Anderson remained calm.)

Yang Xiaoxie, who had been promoted to the fourth level, wanted to celebrate for himself, so he took out his bow and arrow, and ran to the mountain to shoot hares for barbecue.He shot a hare in the leg and ran on its legs.Yang Xiaoxie had run out of arrows at this time, so he threw off his two legs and ran to chase the rabbit. He thought to himself, if you have four legs, I can’t outrun you. One more than me, if I don't believe it, I won't be able to escape you.

After chasing and chasing, seeing getting closer and closer, the injured hare rolled in the grass halfway up the mountain, and suddenly disappeared.

Yang Xiaoxie was surprised and thought, this is such a high mountainside, where would hares make their nests?

He looked at the place where the hare was missing, and when he pushed through the grass, he found a big cave. (When Fang Tian said this, the little guys all opened their eyes wide.)

[dedication]