Assistant God of Life in Another World
Chapter 176 Damn, I was molested by the eagle!
Chapter [-] Damn, I was molested by the eagle!
In Fang Tian's previous life, there was a weird sport called bungee jumping.To put it simply, it is to tie an elastic rope to the ankle, then stand at a height of tens of meters, jump down, and enjoy the thrill of weightlessness.When the rope falls to the bottom, due to its elasticity, people will go up and down to do a jumping shrimp.
Fang Tian is not a bold person, if he had his own wishes, he would never want to touch these weird games in eight lifetimes. ——Ghost knows if those ropes are not strong enough, there is something wrong with the rope when I really want to jump...
That's the time for tragic martyrdom to experience the acceleration of Earth's gravity for yourself.
It's not worth throwing away your life for fun.Although "relevant experts" have repeatedly stated, according to "repeated and reliable verification", the incidence of bungee jumping accidents is extremely low, only one in ten thousand or so.
However, due to various reasons, Fang Tian still participated in bungee jumping, more than once.Fortunately, the one in ten thousand chance of winning the lottery did not fall on his head.
It should be said that this kind of movement is quite stimulating.
At the moment of weightlessness, it is obviously downward, but people have a feeling of flying freely in the air.Not to mention, the continuous rebound after falling to the bottom, the blood rushing up and down all over the body, and repeated washing, really has a feeling of washing the body and mind.
In the words of advertising, jumping through it once is refreshing.
In addition, it can also cure insomnia, poor appetite, neurasthenia, autism, headache, migraine, arrhythmia, polio, cold, frozen shoulder, lumbar disc herniation, rickets, Alzheimer's disease... …
It is also a wonderful way to lose weight and a spiritual medicine for slimming.
Of course, this is an exaggeration.It is not an exaggeration to say that after skipping, the eyes are bright (if there is neither cerebral hemorrhage nor retinal detachment).To use the words in some novels that Fang Tian has read, "The sky is wide, and the world suddenly becomes full of vitality. Long Aotian's body is shaken, and he feels that his understanding of the way of heaven has deepened." , So tears streamed down my face, and I shouted loudly in my heart, beauties, here I come"
There is no such elastic rope here, but because there is a magician present, it is not a problem for xiao1o1i to experience the feeling of flying in the air.
Needless to say, the weightless dive when I just jumped off.
And when the curtain pulled on the rope was slowly unfolded, the downward speed changed from fast to slow, so slow that you could stand in the air with the help of wind spells, with the blue sky and white clouds above your head, rushing water under your feet, and the gray stone wall behind you. It's a big red sun...
In many cases, people will always feel their own insignificance in front of nature, and feeling insignificant is actually a kind of improvement at the same time.
This improvement is imperceptible, but the effect is quite huge.
Especially for a cultivator in this world.The broadening of horizons is followed by the transformation of the soul.And the transformation of the soul is closely followed by the improvement of the realm.
For Fang Tian, after thoroughly understanding the mysteries of apprentice-level cultivation, designing his own cultivation projects is certainly a certainty, even if he guides Morris and Pat's cultivation, it is easy to do.As for xiao1o1i, who is only a second-level guide, it should be said that it is really "everything is under control".
Not to mention Xiao1o1i himself was unaware of this kind of indifferent arrangement under extremely mastery, even Sharjah could only be amazed.
Of course, this is behind the scenes.
Let's switch back to the current screen.Let's say that when jumping off the cliff, xiao1o1i kept screaming, and when the rope was stretched to 3 meters, it stopped slowly.And at that time, it was the time when the curtain slowly unfolded.
Then it was the next 2 meters away that slowly bottomed out.
After hitting the bottom, xiao1o1i stood there blankly, without moving for a long time.
"Little friend, is there anything wrong?" On the cliff, Sharjah asked a little worried.
Sharjah has never even heard of such an inexplicable thing, let alone seen it.But because it was made by the little guy on the opposite side, and because he himself is here, it's hard for the little girl to think of any danger, so when Fang Tian proposed this thing, Sharjah was startled by this unheard of thing. Jumping, but without even the slightest hesitation, he agreed.
At this time, seeing the little girl hanging there blankly, but couldn't help but worry - the girl is still too young after all, can't she be, frightened?
"Little sister is more courageous than you think." As if seeing Sharjah's worry, Fang Tian smiled slightly and said.
In fact, if it wasn't for getting to know xiao1o1i's personality because of getting along with him during this period of time, how could Fang Tian rashly arrange such a plan?All roads lead to Rome. Knowing the location of Rome, there are too many roads that lead xiao1o1i to that location, but this is the relatively straight one.
Of course, these words need not be said to Sharjah.
Neither Fang Tian nor Sharjah knew what this jump brought to xiao1o1i.But when xiao1o1i stayed at the bottom for a long time, imitating Fang Tian's way of moving up the cliff one inch at a time, except for the faint trace of sweat on the tip of his nose, his big eyes were clear and flowing.
There's fun, surprise, excitement, and... the excitement of finding a new toy.
"Brother, can I still dance?" Xiao1o1i, who came up to the cliff, let go of the wristband on his hand, first gave Fang Tian a big tiger-like hug, and then asked Fang Tian's arm.
Sharjah turned his face slightly to the side, as if the sound of the pines over there suddenly attracted him, but he was staring at this place from the corner of his eyes.
"Of course, but just sit down and rest, and then we'll start."
"Yeah." xiao1o1i nodded meekly.
On the cliff, the sound of pines fluctuates faintly. A man and a woman are sitting close to each other. In front of them is the blue sky. Then the red sun is above, and the white clouds are below. The scene seemed pretty good. ——The only regret is that the man and the woman are too young, one is thirteen, the other is eleven or twelve?Maybe a little smaller.
This morning, xiao1o1i spent it in excitement and joy, as happy as an elf in the clouds.Then, just like Fang Tian ran wildly in the bamboo forest some time ago, Sharjah carried him back to the compound of the Fengsen Mercenary Corps and threw him into the steaming yao bucket. Not long after, he fell into a deep sleep.
In the next few days, I went to this event.
Of course, Fang Tian was not idle, he asked Sharjah to make a longer rope about 1000 meters long, tied it to another cliff bank hundreds of meters away, and set up the curtain according to the same method here. Well, besides that, he also tied a two-meter-long big wing on each of his arms.
The wings are also made of bamboo branches and oilcloth, wrapped with iron wires, so they are very firm.
Of course, these wings cannot allow him to fly on flat ground, but flapping his wings and jumping down from such a high altitude is no different from flying.So, next, xiao1o1i saw Fang Tian on the other side of the cliff with envy, crossing the sky and flying back, which made her envious to death.
In fact, not to mention her, even Sharjah had an idea, put Fang Tian's big wings on the device at night, and came here at night to shuttle freely.Of course, for him, there is no need to hang him with a rope.
After the experience, Comrade Sharjah felt, "Not bad, very good", and immediately built one for himself as it was, and went out every night to get high.
But during the day, this gentleman still pays attention to his image, and he seems unwilling to see xiao1o1i treat him like a birdman.
So Fang Tian was the only one who performed the Yingxiang Jiujiu 81 style.
However, there are always surprises in life.
Fang Tian claimed that he had considered this matter carefully, but something unexpected happened.
That was his third day playing birdman.
I don't know if he performed the eagle 81 pose too gorgeously or something, just when he jumped off the cliff for the second time that day and was flapping his wings to his heart's content, suddenly there was a vigorous and loud cry, Oh no, it was the hawk chirping. An eagle with wings four or five meters wide cut its wings up and down, and flew towards him like a sharp arrow.
Damn, what is this for?
Fang Tian shuddered for a while, and his hair stood on end in sweat.Such a big eagle flew towards him, it was no joke.Far away, there is a feeling of landslide and tsunami coming.
It was too late to say it, and then it was too fast, when Fang Tian was frightened, his spirit was always tense, the water element, fire element, wind element spell, and the slides in his mind were swiping quickly, but the eagle stopped suddenly, gorgeous Lily flapped her wings.
Then, a gust of wind blew up, and Fang Tian was instantly killed, no, it was like being hit by a tornado, his figure couldn't stop turning around twenty times in a row, until Fang Tian's head was numb. When he was in a daze, he realized that the rope had fallen to the bottom, and Sharjah held his rope and stood on the curtain not far above him.
what happened?
At this time, Fang Tian heard about 500 meters away, the eagle just stopped on an old tree on the cliff bank that was slightly shorter than this side, screaming strangely again and again, what surprised Fang Tian was that he The obvious complacency and disdain can be heard from this voice.
Moreover, if the emotion in this voice is described by human onomatopoeia, it seems to be...
quack?
That's right, quack.
Quack with pride and disdain.
Come on, what is this?provocative?
Fang Tian is angry, Mommy, you are a stupid bird, how dare you come to provoke me?
Seriously speaking, he is really not a dumb bird.On the contrary, Fang Tian's children's shoes, which were covered in cold sweat at this time, and half of the sweat had not subsided, seemed to be a little stupid.
☆☆☆
Shake hands 32125873 brothers.
Thanks to the two children's shoes, Bing Xingchen and Yese Amber, for rewarding this book.
In Fang Tian's previous life, there was a weird sport called bungee jumping.To put it simply, it is to tie an elastic rope to the ankle, then stand at a height of tens of meters, jump down, and enjoy the thrill of weightlessness.When the rope falls to the bottom, due to its elasticity, people will go up and down to do a jumping shrimp.
Fang Tian is not a bold person, if he had his own wishes, he would never want to touch these weird games in eight lifetimes. ——Ghost knows if those ropes are not strong enough, there is something wrong with the rope when I really want to jump...
That's the time for tragic martyrdom to experience the acceleration of Earth's gravity for yourself.
It's not worth throwing away your life for fun.Although "relevant experts" have repeatedly stated, according to "repeated and reliable verification", the incidence of bungee jumping accidents is extremely low, only one in ten thousand or so.
However, due to various reasons, Fang Tian still participated in bungee jumping, more than once.Fortunately, the one in ten thousand chance of winning the lottery did not fall on his head.
It should be said that this kind of movement is quite stimulating.
At the moment of weightlessness, it is obviously downward, but people have a feeling of flying freely in the air.Not to mention, the continuous rebound after falling to the bottom, the blood rushing up and down all over the body, and repeated washing, really has a feeling of washing the body and mind.
In the words of advertising, jumping through it once is refreshing.
In addition, it can also cure insomnia, poor appetite, neurasthenia, autism, headache, migraine, arrhythmia, polio, cold, frozen shoulder, lumbar disc herniation, rickets, Alzheimer's disease... …
It is also a wonderful way to lose weight and a spiritual medicine for slimming.
Of course, this is an exaggeration.It is not an exaggeration to say that after skipping, the eyes are bright (if there is neither cerebral hemorrhage nor retinal detachment).To use the words in some novels that Fang Tian has read, "The sky is wide, and the world suddenly becomes full of vitality. Long Aotian's body is shaken, and he feels that his understanding of the way of heaven has deepened." , So tears streamed down my face, and I shouted loudly in my heart, beauties, here I come"
There is no such elastic rope here, but because there is a magician present, it is not a problem for xiao1o1i to experience the feeling of flying in the air.
Needless to say, the weightless dive when I just jumped off.
And when the curtain pulled on the rope was slowly unfolded, the downward speed changed from fast to slow, so slow that you could stand in the air with the help of wind spells, with the blue sky and white clouds above your head, rushing water under your feet, and the gray stone wall behind you. It's a big red sun...
In many cases, people will always feel their own insignificance in front of nature, and feeling insignificant is actually a kind of improvement at the same time.
This improvement is imperceptible, but the effect is quite huge.
Especially for a cultivator in this world.The broadening of horizons is followed by the transformation of the soul.And the transformation of the soul is closely followed by the improvement of the realm.
For Fang Tian, after thoroughly understanding the mysteries of apprentice-level cultivation, designing his own cultivation projects is certainly a certainty, even if he guides Morris and Pat's cultivation, it is easy to do.As for xiao1o1i, who is only a second-level guide, it should be said that it is really "everything is under control".
Not to mention Xiao1o1i himself was unaware of this kind of indifferent arrangement under extremely mastery, even Sharjah could only be amazed.
Of course, this is behind the scenes.
Let's switch back to the current screen.Let's say that when jumping off the cliff, xiao1o1i kept screaming, and when the rope was stretched to 3 meters, it stopped slowly.And at that time, it was the time when the curtain slowly unfolded.
Then it was the next 2 meters away that slowly bottomed out.
After hitting the bottom, xiao1o1i stood there blankly, without moving for a long time.
"Little friend, is there anything wrong?" On the cliff, Sharjah asked a little worried.
Sharjah has never even heard of such an inexplicable thing, let alone seen it.But because it was made by the little guy on the opposite side, and because he himself is here, it's hard for the little girl to think of any danger, so when Fang Tian proposed this thing, Sharjah was startled by this unheard of thing. Jumping, but without even the slightest hesitation, he agreed.
At this time, seeing the little girl hanging there blankly, but couldn't help but worry - the girl is still too young after all, can't she be, frightened?
"Little sister is more courageous than you think." As if seeing Sharjah's worry, Fang Tian smiled slightly and said.
In fact, if it wasn't for getting to know xiao1o1i's personality because of getting along with him during this period of time, how could Fang Tian rashly arrange such a plan?All roads lead to Rome. Knowing the location of Rome, there are too many roads that lead xiao1o1i to that location, but this is the relatively straight one.
Of course, these words need not be said to Sharjah.
Neither Fang Tian nor Sharjah knew what this jump brought to xiao1o1i.But when xiao1o1i stayed at the bottom for a long time, imitating Fang Tian's way of moving up the cliff one inch at a time, except for the faint trace of sweat on the tip of his nose, his big eyes were clear and flowing.
There's fun, surprise, excitement, and... the excitement of finding a new toy.
"Brother, can I still dance?" Xiao1o1i, who came up to the cliff, let go of the wristband on his hand, first gave Fang Tian a big tiger-like hug, and then asked Fang Tian's arm.
Sharjah turned his face slightly to the side, as if the sound of the pines over there suddenly attracted him, but he was staring at this place from the corner of his eyes.
"Of course, but just sit down and rest, and then we'll start."
"Yeah." xiao1o1i nodded meekly.
On the cliff, the sound of pines fluctuates faintly. A man and a woman are sitting close to each other. In front of them is the blue sky. Then the red sun is above, and the white clouds are below. The scene seemed pretty good. ——The only regret is that the man and the woman are too young, one is thirteen, the other is eleven or twelve?Maybe a little smaller.
This morning, xiao1o1i spent it in excitement and joy, as happy as an elf in the clouds.Then, just like Fang Tian ran wildly in the bamboo forest some time ago, Sharjah carried him back to the compound of the Fengsen Mercenary Corps and threw him into the steaming yao bucket. Not long after, he fell into a deep sleep.
In the next few days, I went to this event.
Of course, Fang Tian was not idle, he asked Sharjah to make a longer rope about 1000 meters long, tied it to another cliff bank hundreds of meters away, and set up the curtain according to the same method here. Well, besides that, he also tied a two-meter-long big wing on each of his arms.
The wings are also made of bamboo branches and oilcloth, wrapped with iron wires, so they are very firm.
Of course, these wings cannot allow him to fly on flat ground, but flapping his wings and jumping down from such a high altitude is no different from flying.So, next, xiao1o1i saw Fang Tian on the other side of the cliff with envy, crossing the sky and flying back, which made her envious to death.
In fact, not to mention her, even Sharjah had an idea, put Fang Tian's big wings on the device at night, and came here at night to shuttle freely.Of course, for him, there is no need to hang him with a rope.
After the experience, Comrade Sharjah felt, "Not bad, very good", and immediately built one for himself as it was, and went out every night to get high.
But during the day, this gentleman still pays attention to his image, and he seems unwilling to see xiao1o1i treat him like a birdman.
So Fang Tian was the only one who performed the Yingxiang Jiujiu 81 style.
However, there are always surprises in life.
Fang Tian claimed that he had considered this matter carefully, but something unexpected happened.
That was his third day playing birdman.
I don't know if he performed the eagle 81 pose too gorgeously or something, just when he jumped off the cliff for the second time that day and was flapping his wings to his heart's content, suddenly there was a vigorous and loud cry, Oh no, it was the hawk chirping. An eagle with wings four or five meters wide cut its wings up and down, and flew towards him like a sharp arrow.
Damn, what is this for?
Fang Tian shuddered for a while, and his hair stood on end in sweat.Such a big eagle flew towards him, it was no joke.Far away, there is a feeling of landslide and tsunami coming.
It was too late to say it, and then it was too fast, when Fang Tian was frightened, his spirit was always tense, the water element, fire element, wind element spell, and the slides in his mind were swiping quickly, but the eagle stopped suddenly, gorgeous Lily flapped her wings.
Then, a gust of wind blew up, and Fang Tian was instantly killed, no, it was like being hit by a tornado, his figure couldn't stop turning around twenty times in a row, until Fang Tian's head was numb. When he was in a daze, he realized that the rope had fallen to the bottom, and Sharjah held his rope and stood on the curtain not far above him.
what happened?
At this time, Fang Tian heard about 500 meters away, the eagle just stopped on an old tree on the cliff bank that was slightly shorter than this side, screaming strangely again and again, what surprised Fang Tian was that he The obvious complacency and disdain can be heard from this voice.
Moreover, if the emotion in this voice is described by human onomatopoeia, it seems to be...
quack?
That's right, quack.
Quack with pride and disdain.
Come on, what is this?provocative?
Fang Tian is angry, Mommy, you are a stupid bird, how dare you come to provoke me?
Seriously speaking, he is really not a dumb bird.On the contrary, Fang Tian's children's shoes, which were covered in cold sweat at this time, and half of the sweat had not subsided, seemed to be a little stupid.
☆☆☆
Shake hands 32125873 brothers.
Thanks to the two children's shoes, Bing Xingchen and Yese Amber, for rewarding this book.
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