Assistant God of Life in Another World

Chapter [-] Storm Storm Lands on Giant Rock City

The setting sun melts gold, and the sunset is gorgeous.Novel*ad-free~Favorites~Top*point*The sky in the west of the book city is like a big ripe peach, placed on a large plate lined with colorful gauze.

Zhu Bajie sat on the ground, looking at the sky with a sad face.

"Pig head, what are you doing?" Sun Wukong walked over with a frivolous expression, carrying a golden hoop bang.

"Pig meat has fallen to two copper coins a catty, I don't believe in love anymore." Under the sunset glow, Zhu Bajie chanted deeply.

"Puchi" Sun Wukong was delighted, he poked Zhu Bajie on the back with a golden hoop bang, and said, "Hey, you pig head, I can't see it, you are still smart."

"Please call me a person, or a pig, or a pig's head." Zhu Bajie corrected him righteously, and then said in a deep tone: "Brother Monkey, do you know? From the day I was born, I I was thinking about an extremely important question - what was the purpose of my coming to this world? Is it to uphold justice? Is it to be proud of the world? This world is for love. That's why I made a mistake that night. The moonlight that night was so beautiful and gentle..."

"I also want to ask you an extremely important question." Seemingly infected by Zhu Bajie, Monkey King's tone became serious, "Pig head, were you born by a fucking human or by a pig? ?”

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The return of Sharjah and xiao1o1i came to an end after only a brief meeting and conversation at the highest center of power in Giant Rock City.

After that, xiao1o1i was busy showing off her cuteness to those close to her, and showing off the parting gift that her brother Fang Tian specially prepared for her—the follow-up episodes of "Journey to the West".

Sharjah is more pitiful. He doesn't have many friends to talk to, and he doesn't have a cute partner. Of course, he has passed the age of being cute, so this gentleman can only stay in front of the sun during the day and face the sun at night. The moon stays.

Outside, the entire Giant Rock City began to boil with their return, more like a storm passing through, and everything became a little crazy.

In the southwest corner of Giant Rock City, in a small thatched cottage.

The small thatched house itself is not strange, but the strange thing is that it is located in a thatched field, with trees, thorns, shrubs and thatch interspersed in an orderly manner, which has a so-called postmodern style in Fang Tian's previous life.This is actually not very strange. What is really strange is that this small thatched cottage and this piece of wasteland are located in a formal and orderly stone building complex. It looks like a group of bald men mixed with three The one that is ten feet long really needs to be so eye-catching and eye-catching.

The buildings in this world, those related to luxury, nobility, aristocrats, etc., are generally built of stone.The heavy stone itself has a kind of dignified and majestic, and then the stone building, whether it is kept simple and rough, or finely carved, has its own style.

And the stone building complex is the only nameplate of the aristocratic and wealthy families.

Now, such an absurd scene appeared in such a complex of buildings, which is really a bit confusing.

A skinny little old man who seemed to be only eighty-two in weight when all the parts of his body were put together sat on a wide wooden stool in a strange posture with his eyes closed.

The reason for the strange posture is because the little old man was pressing down on the wide wooden stool with both hands, but his buttocks were hanging in the air. ——The robe, which is unusually wide for a human being, can't hide it.In other words, the weight of this little old man's whole body is only on his two thin arms.

However, considering his size, this does not seem to be a big deal.

Three or four steps in front of him, almost touching the door of the small thatched cottage, there was a big man like a porcupine standing respectfully, "Master, the situation is just like this."

After a while, the little old man opened his eyes, then swished, and got off the wooden stool like a monkey, jumping around the small room in a very funny manner, and then stretched out With one kick, he kicked the big porcupine man's chest hard, kicking him out of the small hut like a sandbag, and then fell to the ground outside like a dead pig, crushing a thorn bush.

After kicking the man, the little old man seemed refreshed, with his hands on his hips, striding out of the small hut, and said to the big man, "You're not dead yet, get out of here quickly!"

The dead pig on the ground responded to the sound, and with a flick of its waist like a spring, it bounced off the ground, stretched out its hand to saosao its head, and tore off an unknown shrub hanging on its head, and said with a wry smile: "Mr. My lord, your feet are getting heavier and heavier, this disciple can hardly bear it anymore, sooner or later he will be kicked to death by your old man."

"I'm kicked to death. If it weren't for your dead-headed father who was my old partner, I would have killed you long ago, so as not to embarrass me. Who else has been by my side for so many years, except you stupid pig Didn't you get promoted to level four?" The little old man seemed to be very angry, "You said that kid, what's his name..."

"Anderson." The big man quickly added.

"That's right, that kid. He's with that kid Fang Tian, ​​and he's about to be promoted to level four?" The little old man squinted his eyes in disbelief.

"Tu'er, how dare you lie to your old man?" The big man spread his hands with a wry smile, "Tu'er has taken over all your staff now, and you have a few senior brothers to help you, knowing the situation in a small town nearby, can you make a little mistake? If you really want to do that, don’t let your old man touch your feet, and this apprentice will finish it by himself.”

After a pause, the big man said again: "It's not just Anderson alone, many members of their mercenary regiment show signs of being about to upgrade. It is estimated that in half a year at most, at least four or five of them will upgrade. That Anderson, yes They will definitely be promoted to the fourth level, and now they have come up with a new gadget. With a big iron plate on top of their heads, they stand under the waterfall and rush. I and a few senior brothers have already asked my subordinates to try it, and it seems that ting is useful. "

"I've also read Guizi's Journey to the West, why didn't I have any insights? Those old people went to retreat one after another after reading this broken book. Which one of them is worse than me? I can't beat me in a fight, and I can't teach my apprentices. Me, boy, tell me, is it possible that I have suffered from cerebral palsy these years, so I am not as good as them?"

"Where are those elders? It's true, but Master, you are the most powerful." The big man said something that didn't match his temperament, but his expression was sincere, "That Fang Tian It's a bit evil, and the Journey to the West he wrote is also very evil. Not to mention you old man, even the senior brothers and I can't see anything, but there is a man named Changmao under the senior brother's family, who seems to like it very much. This book, I have to take this book with me every day, even when I go to the bathroom."

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Congratulations to the addition of a new helmsman in this book. Welcome to the cat sister paper who eats tree hangings to join the book friends.

Drag only Dasha over here, sincerely invite 32125873 and two brothers, please call me Jiansheng, to sit down.Thank you for your enthusiastic support of this book this month, and by the end of the month I will try to add a chapter for both of you.Well, try your best.Some sisters said that my current reputation has gone bankrupt, and I am no longer qualified to make any guarantees.Cover your face and howl.

Brother, you said I was biased, and I didn’t mention you when thanking the old man. I will solemnly mention you twice now, um, first mention it, and then mention it again.

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