Assistant God of Life in Another World

Chapter [-] Great Pig Head

Sharjah remembered the strange words that Fang Tian once recited: "Sitting in a pond alone is like a tiger crouching, and if I don't speak first when raised under a green tree, no insect dares to make a sound."

Sharjah remembered the words that the one-armed man named Dugu Qiubai saw on the tombstone on the cliff: "The sword demon Dugu Qiubai is invincible in the world, but he buried his sword here. Woohoo! The heroes are tied, and the long sword is empty. , I am also sorry for my husband!".And those few lines of inheritance that "do not stick to things, plants, trees, bamboo and stones can all be swords.".

Sharjah remembered the words that Fang Tian said recently: "Build a heart for the world, build a life for the living, inherit the knowledge of the past, and create peace for all generations!".

At this moment, in Sharjah's feeling, these words that originally belonged to different groups are so intertwined and connected everywhere.

Sharjah turned around again and looked at the wall of the well.

In the middle of the wall of the well, there are words written by Xiaoyou himself: "Golden yellow is like clothes, and the world is like sleeves. Only by keeping the world in your heart can you release yourself in the world. In this way, even if you stay in the well, you can also have a big world. .”

These words, and the line of inheritance that Xiaoyou said just now, if we look at it together...

Sharjah's mood was overturned, and it was difficult to calm down.

So the next moment, he left the well, came to the martial arts training ground, and came to the previous skating rink.Without any movement, a thin layer of ice appeared on the clean and burnt ground.

Then, a skate that was stored in the warehouse also came in the air, and after that, Sharjah put on the skate and stood on the ice rink.

"Hey, what is Sharjah kid doing?".Ten miles away, a skinny old man spoke.

Because of their concerns, the five old men have never given up on observing this side, but they also know that it is futile.Sure enough, after the elemental ban was lifted, there was nothing left.That kid Fang Tian fell asleep with his head in his hands: that little magic apprentice named Morishi left: and that kid Sharjah came out to play with this stuff.

"Old guys, let's go, let's go play too!".The more the skinny old man thought about it, the more unconvinced he became. For some reason, it was not easy to trouble Fang Tian, ​​and the resentment in his heart had to be borne by those who could bear it.

Sharjah boy, just right!

Such a kid who has no elders, if he doesn't teach him, who will he teach?

So Sharjah was skating on the ice rink with his hands behind his back, when he saw the group of five coming together. "My lords, what are you?"Sharjah stopped from wantonness and asked cautiously.

He also knew he was a little "sorry" tonight.These elders, so be careful now if you can, so they almost even laughed out loud.

"Don't talk so much, you boy, you are so mean, you look very cheap at first glance! If your old monster was here, I would have kicked you as far as you can go. You are lucky today! Forget it, let’s not talk about this, those weird shoes under your feet, give each of us old guys a pair, what about tonight, moon s-just right, the six of us don’t know how old or young, Come and have fun together, so that you can get close and close."The skinny old man said calmly.

It is definitely the biggest slander to say that Sharjah is a villain.But Sharjah didn't mean to defend himself at all, and he didn't raise his head to see what kind of "moon s-just right" this night has been raining for many days. , but more "thief-eyed and mouse-eyed".He said to the elders, "My lords, it's already late today. I'm going to meditate, why don't I bring my slippers, you five adults, do your best?".

"Boy Sha, you don't need to take the shoes, here, isn't this?".A certain chunky sorcerer smiled and took pictures of a lot of slide shoes, not to mention five pairs, more than fifty pairs, "You'd better leave people here, without you 1 Let's play with some old guys What strength?"

These words were too blunt, so the gray-robed mage frowned a little displeasedly and said, "Old man, are you confused, or are you still asleep? What are you talking about? How can you look like an elder at all!".

After saying this, the gray-robed mage smiled slightly, and said honestly and gently to Sharjah: "Sharjah, you also know that we old guys are not young, and almost half of our bodies have been buried in the earth. My son, in the days to come, I will live less and less every day, so I can’t compare with you young people. Alas, it’s desolate just thinking about it.”

Most of your body has been buried in the ground?Your old face is really thicker than the walls of Giant Rock City.Also, is it true that whose life is not to live one day less, but to live one day more?

Sharjah couldn't help slandering in his heart, but the old man continued to say: "Look, it's rare for us old guys to have some fun tonight. I don't know when the next time we will be so interested.".

The skinny old man added on the side: "Maybe before that day comes, I close my eyes and stretch my legs, and the game is over!".

The grey-robed warrior was very familiar with FreeCell, and he took it over smoothly and said, "So, Sharjah, don't you really have the heart to refuse the little invitation of us poor old fellows?". 

Well, you don't need to say any more!

Sharjah knew that he had provoked public anger tonight, and Piru would never be able to escape unless he received a beating.When things have come to this, then close your eyes and suffer.For Xiaoyou's words, even if Piru suffers a little, it's worth it!

Sharjah was arrogant, full of fearlessness, and said loudly: "My lords, this activity is called ice skating, and it's a fun game from Fang Tian's little friend n-ng. It's very simple, and the adults will understand it at a glance. , I don’t think I need to waste my time on this junior. This junior will take the first step.”

After saying this, Sharjah split his feet and slid out in the direction away from the five old men.Three meters...five meters...ten meters. After sliding out ten meters, the wind suddenly rose behind him. Sharjah said in his heart, and his body suddenly changed direction by [-] degrees, turning to the left.

The next moment, a dark figure rushed out, playing headlong a dozen meters away.

Wah-wah strange screams sounded, and Sharjah just smiled silently.

But the good times don't last long, it can even be said that they are very short-lived. After all, the five old guys are not ordinary people, only thirty or fifty breaths away, and they are all as good as veterans on the ice rink.

So Sharjah's wrestling career officially began.

In order not to make any big noises, the six of them put away their magic and martial arts, and only relied on their dexterity to play.Of course it is good to put it away, if not put it away, Sharjah can only be played to nothing left.Then there is no need to play, just tie your hands and grab it.

Now, at any rate, he is considered a "young and strong"...

But it's good to be young, but not to be strong.In particular, the five old guys cooperate very well. It is absolutely insulting to say that they are making eye contact with each other. They don’t need this at all. Man differentiates into five bodies.

So the tragedy of Sharjah came.

This gentleman fell to the ground from time to time. After getting up, he just slid a few steps. The next moment, another figure rushed towards him, flashing left and right and then flashing past. Sharjah was just lucky to escape. After a while, my feet slipped again inexplicably, and I fell to the ground with a plop.

Bang!

Bang!

Bang again!

Sharjah could still bear this bit of suffering, but it was definitely not a good one. After a while, his whole body was in pain.

But as the saying goes, there are no fathers and sons in a battle, and Sharjah is by no means a soft-hearted person.If you just blindly dodge at such a time, it is not only an insult to yourself, but also an insult to these senior teachers.

So Sharjah also used all kinds of ingenuity, using all [-] methods, and wielding his skills to the fullest. Even if he was too disadvantaged under one-on-five, he suffered losses from time to time and everywhere, but in the end he still got out a lot.

As a result, several old men were also bruised and swollen.

But compared to Sharjah's pig-headed face, they are just m-om-o rain.For a long time, about two magic hours, the gray-robed mage slid first, exited the ice rink, and said: "Happy! Happy! Sharjah, you are really a smart and honest boy. If you can be promoted to mage, then It's a matter of course. The old man didn't think of it before, and now I'm here to congratulate you."

As soon as the gray-robed mage retreated, several other old men immediately retreated and quickly slid out of the arena, leaving only Sharjah standing on the ice rink with a big pig's head.

The gray-robed warrior followed the words of the gray-robed mage: "That old monster really saw the right person, Sharjah, you are more promising than us old guys. After our old guys stretch their legs in the future, no matter whether you are promoted or not If you are promoted to the * teacher, you must spare time to pour us a glass of wine.".

"Bah bah bah, what are you talking about, you old guy is not afraid of death, but I am! Sharjah boy, you are not bad! You are a breed! Much better than those boys in my family. Sharjah, I put the words here, Those boys from my family, if anyone dislikes you in the future, you just go up and beat them up, even if you beat them to death, they deserve it!".The skinny old man rubbed his nose, which he probably got hit hard just now, and said.

The old men spoke one sentence to another quickly, then jumped up, flew out of the compound of the Fenglin Mercenary Regiment, and disappeared into the vast night.It is said that they have never stepped into the room prepared for them in Jilin courtyard.

Such a big commotion here, of course, cannot be hidden from Fang Tian who is close at hand.

Fang Tian saw that Sharjah, who used to be so handsome and unflattering, was really being beaten, and turned into a good pig's head.

As the saying goes, one person does things and one person is responsible. The elemental ban just now was definitely done by Sharjah alone, so Fang Tian didn't jump out of the well to fight for him at all.How could one not abide by this ancient saying that a dead friend does not die a poor one?

Besides, his little bean sprouts are really not enough to pinch.

So Fang Tian closed his eyes to calm his nerves and pretended to be in a deep sleep, listening to the ping-ping-pong-pong above with a happy mood. (To be continued.